Ripping Mega Evolution Pokemon cards in lingerie and showing off my bush - Day 99
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Back for another day of opening Pokemon cards. I found this bad boy at the Whipkulls in the Albany Mall, don't know why they have that, but I'm so excited because I have never opened anything from Mega Evolution. I have not acquired any cards from this set before. So we're gonna open it together, I'm so excited. We'll just open, let's open one pack, we'll just start, start small. I also got like one little, little tins of it which has two booster packs and I'm just, I need to ration them. Those are probably the only Mega Evolution packs I'll get unless some lovely, lovely person decides to buy me more. Is this the, oh tea, okay. They changed what the back card looks like, that's fun. And then energy, okay. Who do we have first? Execute. Oh my god, this art is so beautiful. I don't know why I said that so awkward. I was like reading as I went and I was like, maybe it's executor. I'm gonna say it wrong, but I just said it wrong anyway. Anyway, it's an egg Pokemon and the whole world is shocked. If you touch one of Execute's heads, mistaking it for an egg, the other heads will quickly gather and attack you in a swarm. Wait, so is that like, is it, is this execute multiple Pokemon or are they involved? It's one of Execute's heads. Oh my god, I'm having a stroke. I'm just so confused because it says one of its heads. So it's like one entity with multiple heads and then they like converge. How are they separate if they're one entity? Are they like a hive mind? I'm confused. Anyway, moving on to the next one. Gimme ghoul, nice. Oh, this is so cute. God, the art in this is gorgeous. Okay, the coin chest Pokemon. This Pokemon was born inside a treasure chest about 1,500 years ago. It sucks the life force out of scoundrels who try to steal the treasure. How did a treasure chest birth a Pokemon? I need more explanation than that. Uh, feeble. Oh my god, cute. Oh my god, that art is so fun. It's like giving clip art a little bit. All right, then it's like cut out. That's so awesome. I've never seen an art style like that before. Bill beware. Oh my god. Oh my god, this one is so cute. Obsess. I've never had a card of this Pokemon before. Oh my god, maybe I do need to get a booster box of this set. Fuck. The art is so good. Oh my god, gum shoes. Why is this all so good? He's so cute. He's scratching his little chin. Oh, is he like, I wonder if he's doing like a hmmm kind of thing because he's a detective solving a crime, looking at the evidence. That's so, that's so cool. Okay, soul rock. Nice. Wow. Again, beautiful. That's my favorite soul rock art I've seen. Usually it's like, you know, it's nice, but it's not anything crazy. That's beautiful. Okay, crawdant. This looks like such, I don't know, it feels like such like beautiful detailed art for a stupid, stupid, stupid Pokemon. I was trying to say silly and stupid, and somehow an R got in there. Sorry, this is a reason I haven't been recording news lately. I've just been stupid. I've just been really no thoughts in my brain, head empty. But there we go. That's that weird fucking crab. And then the first shiny, gargonackle. Nice. It was so fun finding out that it's called knacklestack and gargonackle because N-A-C-L is the chemical composition of salt, which is what it is. That's very fun. If I'm wrong, don't tell me. Don't tell me. I'm never wrong. I'm beautiful. I mean, I have jinx. Oh my God, I love jinx. Why she booed the fuck up? Why she have tits? Kokomoch did not have that. Anyway, last card. Veltal? Veltal? You'll hold? That's just letters. That's not a word. That's not a word. You're lying to me. It's a destruction Pokemon. When it's life comes to an end, it absorbs the life energy of every living thing and turns into a cocoon once more. Okay, I'm assuming that that's like a big, like a legendary Pokemon. The fact it dies and absorbs all of the life force from the whole world? Gonna assume that that doesn't happen very often. Anyway, thank you so much for coming back and opening Pokemon cards with me, even though I'm super boring and dumb. Anyway, you wanna look at my ass now? Do you wanna see it? It's just been back there this whole time. It's behind me always. Let's have a look. Nice. I'm pretty good. This looks urban, squatting, crazy style. Anyway, thank you so much. And we'll see you next time. Bye.