Morning Handjob Over Coffee
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Transcript
Good morning. Thank you for my coffee. You're so sweet. How about I do something nice for you? I always bring you coffee every morning. Really? Good morning, Andy. Good morning, Andy. I'm gonna grab this stuff for my bottom corner. Those are the trade? Yes, sir. I want one of those towels real quick. Sure. I told you, Jen's right. Oh, partially. Partially, Jen's. All right. My brain's not quite awake yet here. Is it good so far? Yes, it is. I'm not kidding you, I'm not blanking. So, working out in the yard today, then? Playing under this. I gotta say, this is a lot of work first thing in the morning. Yeah, and everything's still in wake-up mode, man. It feels effortless to me. It does, huh? Must be nice. I guess you just make it look easy. So, I guess you'll be coming on my tits, then? Absolutely. Is that the protocol? Why wouldn't you have these big things, right? Yeah, but are they big enough? I don't know. You'd have to bring them a bit. I mean, seven hundred sounds about right. That's a nice ring to it. Well, okay. I'm gonna eat some breakfast. I'm just gonna eat some food. Feel some tensing up here. I'm making an approach in the good areas here. Well, that's just what it would be to look down at my tits. You're gonna let me know when you're gonna blow, right? Yeah. Any coffee every morning? Have you enjoyed? Oh, thank you. I try my best and you are a fantastic husband. Time to do the artwork. Gotta wake up officially and look at that coffee flow going. Can you imagine being a nice guy and getting this kind of treatment? Well, it's just that easy. Be a nice guy. Bring your girl a coffee or maybe rubber feet or her shoulders. Can't touch any of the fun bits when you do those things. Not never sexual. Because then it's not steam. You have to have extreme willpower and not touch all the fun bits to just do the nice things for a little while. Yeah, and then you get rewarded. Hopefully. Hopefully she'll come around and want a reward. You've gotten rewards. Well, I know. You're a good one. Hopefully they got a good one, too. You have to be a good one to receive the good. It might take a little while, right? You kind of got to put in the effort for a little while and then it'll all kind of work itself out. Ask her how her day is. Take the high road. It's easy to be a good person. And then you have a really long marriage and we know everything about each other. Walking, communication. Alright, we really should go get outside and get to work. Yeah. It really is the morning. I did just get up. I've not even brushed my hair. That really was me bringing you coffee every morning. Yeah, you got some bedhead going on there. I know, right? Yeah. I did brush my teeth, though. I'm going to do some mouthwash, because, you know, morning breath. Yeah, I thought the bedhead would be a good touch. Yeah, right. I'm going to add it to it. See, like... Yeah, no. Sight show, Bob. You've got it going on me. Sight show is still... Let's see. That's five times fast. Alright, sweeties. Hope you enjoyed the morning handy. Remember, be nice to your girl and she'll be nice to you. Bye.