Military Uniform Encounter in 4K
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Hey Stella, are you ready to go yet? Drop and give me 20, recruit. You're late for the briefing. Oh my, we're playing soldier, are we? Because I don't think that uniform is standard military issue. It's Memorial Day Maneuvers. I've been doing a salute to service photo shoot all morning. Oh. Wow. Well, you definitely look the part there. Very nice. So, what exactly has gone happened? That's strictly classified, but I can tell you it's going to have maximum engagement. Whoa! I think I'm going to like this boot camp. That's great because I don't give passes for good behavior. Oh, yes ma'am. Well. Mm-hmm. Ooh. All right. Well. What should I do first, Joe Sargent? Stay exactly where you're at. Okay. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Okay. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Exactly where you're at. Just lift up your butt. Yes, ma'am. Good soldier. You know what? Lift your ass up so we don't make a mess. Yes, ma'am. There you go. Oh, okay. Wow. Wow. Oh, wow. Wow. It's deep there at the end. Are you ready for your training? Yeah. Yeah. Very nice. Thank you How that soldier Just fantastic. Ma'am? Yes sir, ma'am. Oh yes ma'am. There you go soldier. Oh yes ma'am. There you go soldier. Oh. Thank you. Alright soldier, now I want you to fuck me doggy style. Thanks man. All right. I'm going to go ahead and read the next one. hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm Nice job, filter. Thank you. It's very wet. Thank you N er det en avh av at vi kan ta det med det Vi har en avhånd av at vi kan ta det med det. Takk for at du. I drink a couple shots now. Mm-hmm. You like to go deep in there, don't you, soldier? Tauko-mantra. A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A. Gå inn. I'm getting better again. Right there. Only one. That was one. Svansk, svansk, svansk, svansk, svansk. Håp, håp, håp, håp, håp, håp. Gå. Takk for at du s med Well you didn find those drills too tough did you there soldier well happy memorial day sweeties and I'd like to thank everyone who has served our country past present and future see you later bye You know, I know you didn't plan for this, but you did not get a drop. I was so trying not to hit that thing. Oh, really? Okay. I didn't know if that first shot was going to go further than anticipated or not, But I think I nailed it perfect. It was perfect. You were just short of it. Practice, man, practice. 1,600 videos later. I was going to say thousands, but we're not quite to the 2,000 mark yet. Okay, I do know the shorts and everything, certainly. Well, sure. Of course. 1,600. That's right. Can you believe that? We've made 1,600 hardcore videos. Over 1,600, actually. You know what I realized the other day after March hit came and went? We didn't do a Happy Stella Day video. We totally forgot a Stella Day video celebrating how many years? We forgot our sixth year. Is that six? Six. Yeah. Six, eight. 2019? No, seven. Seven years, yeah. It's been seven. Holy crap. Seven years? Seven years of making porn. Oh my gosh. That's gone by so fast. That's amazing. It all started with you with much smaller boobs. and a mask. Yes. I used to have a mask because, you know, we thought it would fool people. Yeah. Didn't work. Like, no one knows who Batman is, no one knows who Superman is. Right, exactly. Like, you go to a masquerade ball and, oh, who's that person in the mask? I see other people doing masks now and stuff like that, and I'm just like, what are you thinking? Especially when you have tattoos. Yeah, that too. The idea that, yeah, which most people do. Any tattoos or birthmarks or anything that can identify you to people you know. If you're getting funny and you don't want your face to be seen, your only option is either full, heavy blurring of the face to the point where AI can't restructure it, and even that I wouldn't trust at this point, or literally cutting your face off. Or wearing a ski mask or something. Yeah, that's right, exactly, or full on. Yeah. I mean, even then, if you have an identifiable marking, you will still be found out. That's just the way it is. In today's day and age, you cannot hide. That's the truth. What's the color of the day? If you made it this far in the comments, I think you should type in desert tan. Desert tan. We'll call that desert tan. I'm sure that's not what it is, but there's some military guys that are like, whoa, buddy, that is not desert tan. It's more of this color. Yeah. We're not olive drab, maybe? Not quite olive. The pants are olive drab. The pants would be, yeah, but no, that's a tan. Okay. Yeah, that's a tan. So we're going to say desert tan if you've made it this far. That's how we know if people watch any of this crap and put it in. That's right. I don't know. Seems like some people do, but we don't know. We're just curious. You know, it'd be nice if this would start, you know, the color of the day would start popping up. I mean, we have the videos that we started this with are coming out now. There's been a few of them. I've seen them, so it's going to be easy to see. We'll be paying attention. Yeah. We'll be locking this information. So write desert tan in the comments. Now. Not dessert tan. Desert tan. Hopefully you know the difference. Do you know the difference? I do. You know how you can tell? With dessert, you always want more. Two S's in the dirt. You always want more. Instead of one. Didn't everyone learn it that way? I don't know. I'd be curious to know if everyone learns it that way or not. I remember being taught that, so. I don't know. That's how I was taught, so. Well, I hope you enjoyed and have a fabulous Memorial Day and celebrate responsibly. Bye, sweeties.