Daily horoscope sparks unexpected affair with friend's brother

naughty America nobody does it better hey where are you oh you're gonna be at work for another hour I'm already at your house okay well I guess I'll start without you hi here it is Gemini you may be hyped to take off running down an exciting new path but pause to think about how it will impact the areas of your life setting off in this direction might undo the progress you've made an amount to a big time suck big time suck so Macy hey where's my sister at oh she's at work she got stuck there for another hour what another hour I lent her my car and I really got to go go to the gym I got stuff to do she always does this to me damn well guess I'm stuck here then what are you reading about zodiac signs what about zodiac signs oh yeah I was born in the year of the cock oh not that one silly oh you mean like birthday yeah like a month oh in that case I'm a Virgo oh no wonder you're so stubborn well apparently I keep lending my sister the car and I keep getting fucked up well let's look at this and see what your um horoscope is okay here it is let's see you've been searching for love in your life have you yeah kind of don't give up now love is right around the corner your sex life is about to get spicy look for a new adventure with someone close to you I'm kind of close compatible with Taurus Pisces and Gemini oh wow what I'm a Gemini your lucky numbers are one three and 69 hold on a second so you're telling me that I'm gonna have spicy sex with a Gemini yeah and you're a Gemini yeah thinking what I'm thinking yeah we do have an hour to kill