Absolute Taboo

What the hell are you doing? Stop, that's so annoying and distracting. Seriously, you're practicing hypnosis? Are you kidding me? That's so lame. What's next, voodoo dolls? You're like so creepy, you know that? I bet that's why you're still single. You know, when mom told me that I'd be getting a step brother, I thought it'd be some hot guy that I'd be living with, but no. I'm stuck with you and you're weird, occult shit that you're practicing. You know, maybe you should do something more productive with your time. Maybe more productive? At least I'm actually messaging my friends right now because I have a life unlike you. And I bet you that doesn't even work. If you really think it works so bad, then show me. Prove it. No, I'm serious. Show me. I bet you this doesn't even work. So what, I'm just supposed to stare at it? While you swing it back and forth until my eyes get sleepy, and then I do whatever you say at the snap of a finger, right? You fucking loser, you thought you actually hypnotized me? I knew that wasn't gonna work. And you're such a perv too. What were you gonna have me do? Bark like a dog, roll around on the ground, show you my tits? They're nice, huh? I bet you've never seen a parent realize before.