Lesbian Parody of Gossip Girl
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Transcript
You just couldn't help yourself, could you? What are you trying to say? Come on, Fi. I literally just tell you about Chad, and then you spend the whole night hitting on him. In front of me. I was just making polite conversation. You knew exactly what you were doing. Excuse me? I mean, you were just throwing yourself in the entire night. It was honestly pathetic to watch. You just hate that for once you weren't the center of attention. Oh, so now I'm the one that's desperate for attention? No, Addison, you don't even try, and that's my point. Every room that you walk into, people just can't help but be captivated by you. And you're so used to it that if the world stops revolving around you for even just one second, you don't know how to handle yourself. So you really think of that self-centered? Clearly, if you thought that I was trying to steal a man from you. Well, you made your jealousy pretty fucking obvious. Do you know how many times I've listened to you tell me about the latest boy that you're obsessed with? how many play-by-plays I've gotten of your hookups, and then how many times I've been the shoulder to cry on when they inevitably hurt you. So yeah, Addison, I was jealous. But it certainly wasn't because I was gonna... I sorry I sorry Oh, fuck. uh I'm sorry. I sorry Oh Oh, fuck. Fuck you. I'm sorry. Oh I sorry I tired I'm sorry. So, so, so... Yes, yes, yes... I'm sorry. I'm sorry.