Huney Makes Fun of Danny's Tiny Dick

Danny, I hope you know how absolutely disgusted I was after you sent me that picture of your tiny little fucking cock the other day. You know, it made me think of a specific song and I'd like to play that song for you today. Would you like to know what it is, Danny? Have you ever heard this song before? It's called Short Dick Man. That's what you are, Danny. You're a tiny little fucking short dick man. I would never let you get close to me with that tiny little fucking cop. It's fucking disgusting. It's so tiny and hairy. You know what me and my girlfriends call tiny little cops? Because you talk about them behind your back. We call them baby beans. Yeah, baby beans. Tiny little baby beans. You know what else I like to call tiny little cocks? I like to call them clitties Because, to be honest, your cock is not even a cock How can you even call it a fucking cock? It's so fucking tiny I've seen clits that are bigger than your cock, Danny You are such a fucking loser, Danny With your tiny little dick I've never let you fuck my tits with that tiny cock of yours. What a fucking cooterser you are, Danny. I bet you stroke a tiny little cock like this, don't you? It just takes two fingers. What a sad sight it is for me to see. It would be absolutely revolting You did give me a good laugh when I saw that picture of your cock that for sure You know, the next time I'm having a bad day, I think I'll send you a text and ask you for a picture of your cock so I can fucking laugh at it. Oh, it's so fucking tiny. You know, it's really, really sad. You are a pathetic excuse of a man. Can we even call you a man, Danny? We might have to call you a woman. On the tiny little fucking plate. Such a fucking loser, Danny. Mmm, I bet you've had girl after girl disappointed with your tiny little cock. I bet you've unzipped your pants and had a girl point at your cock and fucking laugh at it. And now you're paying me to make you a video making fun of your tiny little fucking cock. How fucking more pathetic can you get? Oh, you are not masculine at all. Tiny little fucking cop. We'll call it a she. How does that sound? We'll just refer to your tiny little clitty as she. Aww. So fucking pathetic. I would never let that cock touch my pussy. He would not be able to pleasure me whatsoever at all. So sad. Oh, tiny, tiny little cock. It's honestly not that much bigger than the battery that I put in my vibrator. Now that is something that can pleasure me, not your tiny little fucking cock. How sad would that look to have your tiny fucking cock in between my titties I don even think it would stay in place I love when man sticks his big hard cock in between my tits Mmm, and I suck on the tip of it with my mouth. Mmm. I'd never be able to do that with your tiny little fucking cock. It wouldn't even pop up through the top of my tits. It's so fucking small. I bet you've felt like a loser your whole life, haven't you, Danny? Short dick man. I bet you've never given a woman an orgasm, have you? That's funny, little dick. I mean, I wouldn't even be able to feel it fucking me. I'd probably be like, what are you doing? Is your cock even inside of me? I'd be like, sucking on my tiny little pinky. Like a noodle. That's fucking gross, Dani. I'm not gonna lie. Tiny little fucking dicks are so disgusting. Women as hot as me want nothing to do with tiny little fucking cocks. We like the big, fat, rock, hard, juicy cops. Oh, those are good. But you, on the other hand, no way. Short dick man. Itty bitty teeny ween. Short dick man I'd never want a short dick man Keep that short fucking cock away from me, Danny You can stroke that tiny little cock of yours to me Imagine what it would feel like I'll be my pussy and my tits But that as close as you ever get to actually fucking me Danny Cause you would never be able to fuck me Never in a million fucking years Still wantin' a short dick man. Such a loser Danny. Aww, so small, so sad. Why don't you go stroke your little kitty now, Danny? Why don't you go rub one out? You can't even stroke your cock, can you? You just rub it out like a clitty. Yeah, make her feel real good, Danny. Aww, isn't it cute? Belly buddy. Push your pants back on, Danny. No girl wants to see that fucking tiny cock. You don't want to see it? We don't want to hear about it? Keep those small tiny cops away from us. Eenie weenie, eenie weenie, eenie weenie, eenie weenie, Dick man. Such a loser, Danny. Why don't you go rub your little clit? Aww, yeah. Does that feel good, Danny? You like rubbing your fucking clit? Pretty, huh? So, so good? Yeah? Aww, such a pathetic waste of a man. And waste of a fucking cock. Oh, absolutely disgusting. Don't want no short dick man. Short dick man Danny Don't want no short dick man Danny Don't want no short dick man Danny