Tinder in Real Life (part 1 of 5)
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The Airsteys Tinder in real life show for their extra special threesome which will happen right here on the spot, on camera. Let the swiping begin. Show her me with gifts. You not just... Are you really with your... Are you choked? Yeah. Because I like to choke you. Warsh of us. Time for the hard part. Start the eliminations. Five minutes remaining. All right. He is not. Anybody's game. So at this point I have no idea who's going to be chosen. Don't stop. Welcome. I'm Cat. And I'm absolutely thrilled to be your host on the fifth edition of the Airsteys Tinder in real life show. We are here with the absolutely stunning Kella and Jia. Hi. Hi. Double the trouble today. And seven amateur contestants. They're going to swipe right for yes and left for no. And after three rounds Jia and Kella will choose together who their perfect match is going to be for their extra special threesome which will happen right here on the spot, on camera. Who will have what it takes to be the one to win their heart. Let's find out. Hey, how are you guys feeling for today? Mostly excited. Yeah. Curious about the boys. Curious about the boys. Yeah. I tried to not look. No, exactly. A bit of a surprise. But yeah, I've seen something. So let's not get too much away, but I am very excited. So let the swiping begin. Our first round for today is called Shower me with gifts. Candidate number one. Please step forward. And I miss Antonio. I'm Cuban. I have been living in Berlin for the last four years. Okay. And a little bit nerdy. I like playing computer games. Oh. Including fantasy novels. Yeah. And mainly Dota. Mainly Dota 2. But on the weekends I go a little bit more wild. I like to go to techno parties. That's awesome. And yeah, I've brought some gifts for you guys. Oh. Oh, do you like it? Yeah, for you. Oh, the blue one. Yeah, for me. Oh, thank you. It's blue. It's a spring. So I saw that would be pretty fitting. I love it. I love it. I love a good flower. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do we need to talk? No. No, we don't need to talk. We don't need to talk. Okay, can we talk? Yeah. It's easy flowers. Yeah, it is easy. But sometimes easy thing. Like the best. It also always works, you know. Yeah. Good job. Good job. Hi. Hello. I'm Pierre. Nice to meet you. I'm making things, you know, building stuff. Okay. And I have a kinky salt. So it's a plaid. It's really printed. It's really printed. It's designed and really printed. For me. Our names are on there. Your names are on there. So one is for Kala. Oh, my God. One is for Gia. Good crafty boy. You can come in handy, you know, if they're good with their hands. Okay. Okay. Hi. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. I'm Gus. I was born and raised in Brazil. I do Muay Thai, capoeira, calisthenics. I did eight years of capoeira. Did you? Yeah. Maybe you could do some shingles. Yeah, maybe we could. Do you know? No, you never done? Never done. You can teach me. Exactly. Part of my job is actually as a sentry massage therapist. And I also do your knee pussy massages as well as part of my job. I do it too. Oh, you do? Yeah. Oh, no way. What I brought for you is actually a body oil that we can use if you want to. So it can go like everywhere? Everywhere else. Completely pussy friendly. Pussy friendly. I am curious about the massage though. We need to eliminate someone at some point. But I don't want it to be him. Okay. You choose, babe. Yeah. Go, go, go, go, go. Feeling impressed by the quality so far? Yeah. And you're vibing like with the same people? I think we're pretty on the same level, right? I'm curious what we're going to have next. So, hey, I'm Billy. I'm 32. I'm born and raised in Germany. And I'm a freelance and social media guy. So I wanted it to be something personal. But maybe it should also have that wow moment. So you don't forget this moment in me, hopefully. Right, right, right. You want to be unforgettable. Yeah. Yeah, that's awesome. Let's go, let's go. So I thought why you not just... We are the present. No. Bye. Bye. Okay. I was trying. I even tried to watch. Thank you. Oh my God. Do you want to try again? Show me this. Wow. You're cute. But I think this is too much for the beginning. Okay. Also safe. You can... You can also try, babe. Yeah. You had a really big build up, but... Maybe next time. Maybe next time. Maybe next time. We will definitely never forget you, though. See the way you jump down. Yes. I'm only slightly traumatized, but let's move on to the next one. Contestant number five. Hey. Hi. I'm Cedric. I'm 27. I'm a photographer and I love nerdy stuff. I love skateboarding. Skateboarding. Skateboarding, yeah. I tried. Again. Yeah. I love skateboard. Yeah. And roller skates. Usually of my cats. Oh, so you're a cat boy. You're loving cat or do you wear sometimes a bit of... No cat ears for me. Brought something more personal for you as well. Oh. Would you like that as well? Yeah. Yeah? That is nice. So I think... Oh wow. You should have that. Maybe, you know, smell it. See if we're on match. Are you okay? Do you really agree? Sure. But I keep this. Hi. I'm Matthew. I'm Sterly. I live in Berlin. And I like to do all sorts of outside activities. I also work as a gardener. Oh. And I like to grow things in my own garden. And I actually brought you some gifts from my garden. Oh. Which I grew myself. You grew with yourself. With the Adi chokes. Yeah. Because I like to choke you. If it's so hard, you can be cute. And then I'll choke you. You cook? No. No, I don't. Kind of. Don't like to catch. I like to choke you. Oh, okay. Nothing. Keep this. Oh. You're too early. You're too early. Okay, we're on to our last contestant. Contestant number seven. Step up to the frame. Hello there. Oh, you're excited. I'm super excited. Oh my God. You're so beautiful. My name is Greg. I'm also on the nerdy side, I guess. World Games. Oh, World Games. Like, I don't know how to say English. Do you want to drive? I don't drive. I do it too. I'm a dog. I train. A lot of fun. I have a lot of barking and drooling. And a lot of blackcombing in my life. The dog isn't any better. I also do stand-up comedy. Oh. Sometimes. It does the joke. Oh, wow. This is okay. That's how we get the joke. Do you know the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? No. I fucking do, but... No. I wouldn't pay money to have a lentil on my face. Do you have a chickpea? Chickpea. Chickpea. Chickpea. Chickpea. Chickpea. Chickpea. Chickpea. No, this is not. Oh, okay. I think I'll come here and see your hand. I would like to play my hand on your feet, eventually. Oh. Oh. Put massage about you. Cool. Do you like foot massages? Yeah. I do, but I'm ticklish. Oh. But you do it with ticklish people. No. Can you do it with a fan? I can do it without... Without tickling. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What? I'm an expert. You're smart. I'm an expert. Okay. Do you want to find out? Yeah. Thank you for having us. How many did we have? Oh, nice. Enough. Great gifts. Yeah. And I think a lot to think about who you're going to take into the further rounds. Sadly, it's time to say goodbye to our two contestants. Unfortunately, it wasn't your day-to-day, but maybe next time. Thank you. Bye. Bye. Bye. And on that note, it's the end of round one. And we're ready to start round two. Yay. Yay. It was a lot of fun, but kind of disappointing. Yeah, it was really funny to meet them. But yeah, maybe my presentation was a little bit too confident. I think all of them were in the next round. Now could win, possibly. It's about the next round that will decide who will win. All right. It was a pleasure to have you. And let's hope to see you in the next edition of Tinder in real life. We have better luck this time. Thank you. Thank you so much, guys. Matches have been made and clearly some sparks are already flying as we move into round two, which I'm especially excited for because it's called worshippers. And that's number one. I'd like to step up to the frame. I would like to wash everything, but I guess that we don't have much time for that. I guess I will settle for Boops and Booty. I'll survive with you guys. Okay. I want to start. You can go first. I can go first. Okay, let's go. Have fun. You seem like you want it. Okay. Well, your timer starts now. All right. You look really, really sexy. Ooh, yeah. It's a really nice way to show you. I like it. I see a little bit more. The closer. Yeah. Oh, you're nice. Oh, you're nice. Oh. I like it. And you're tall. Okay. You're short. Okay. If I kiss you. Oh, I have lipstick on, but let's go. Oh. Yeah? Yeah. Okay. I want to see. We talked about kiss yesterday. Yeah. Ooh, what's that sound? It's a kiss. I love it. Are you ticklish? No. I'm not ticklish. It's like, it's my way to say that I like it. Okay, cute. I like that. Oh, gosh. And my butt. You forget my butt. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yes. Oh, it's a genus. It's really nice. Can I see a little bit more of it? Oh, yeah, you can. I guess I'm doing it for the team. It's wasting my precious minutes here. Oh, yeah. You got to do what you got to do. Pressure that. Oh, wow. Wow. Go. You have to go with, like, strong. Because, yeah, it's a bit tight. Yeah. Yeah, it's a bit tight. Can't scrape off the edge. Damn. It is very tight. Oh, my God. Okay. Now I'm free. I love how you talk. Check it. Do you like it? Yeah. Appreciate that. I like everything I'm doing. To be honest. Interview. Like the view. I love the view. It's just damn beautiful. Oh, God. I'm doing the worship. It's really, really nice. Okay. I think I'm just going to... Yeah. You're just going to stand there? Enjoy. Yeah. Enjoy a moment. Oh. Kisses on the eyes. Oh, yeah. It's a nice spot. Really, really nice. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I am so sorry. But that is the end of the few minutes. Yeah. Oh, no. I'm just so careful now. But, oh, you're still good. You've still got another two minutes? How do you? Nice. Where should I go? I should go to the supermarket. Yes. I already feel you're something. Yeah. I mean, I'm going to get excited. Yeah. It was handsome. Yes. Now I'm in there. You know. In 12. So, one, two. You're like... Hola, la. Hola, la. You're going to be more efficient this time. Yeah. Oh. I like that. I like the security. You're good at that. Awesome. Yeah. So, wow. Relate on the world. And your pudding. And here's your whip. Yeah, you wanna have it. Okay, boys. Yeah, let's go. My right cheek. Yes. Put in nice kisses. Good. I think it's a good time. Yes. You're also having a good time. No. I'm a little bitch. Is this okay? Okay, it's okay. This is nice. No meat? It's so hot. Sorry. So sorry about that. To be back, pop and break up. Yeah, okay. Okay, the other can do this in fiction. That was... I think for the interview, yeah. Good interview, yeah. We call you back. Bye. This is me saying. I do that every day. I would go. Yeah, yeah. Well, I could tell it was hot because I could not watch any of it. So that's usually a good sign. Condescent number two, please step up. Hi again. Hi. Hey. So I wouldn't like to focus on a specific part of your body. I would like to just fill the general energy, the chemistry, just flow together, whatever feels natural. The massage, sensual touch, whatever comes. Oh, please. Oh, yeah. More massage than the first, maybe. I would be happy to just, you know, check the energy amongst us. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're on. Hi. Hi. I always win. Two minutes. Start now. Okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, that feels nice. And a little hug. Yeah, hugging. Yeah, it's very cute. Yeah. There was no hugging. Don't join her. Oh, yeah. Hello. Hi. Hey. Hi. How are you doing? I'm good. How are you? Very good. Do you like them? Yeah, they're beautiful lips. Can I kiss you? Yes. Can you make it better for me? Thank you. Yeah. You'll experience it yourself. Yeah, exactly. Wait, my turn. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yeah, I am as well. Hi. Hello. Oh. Oh. Oh, the other side. Yes, of course. We're shipped to both sides. Exactly. Hmm. Yes. Yeah. Hmm. Oh! Yes. Time to look. I looked good. I'm sorry to tell you. Your time is up. It was a bit too fast, but... No, it was good. Goodbye. Yeah. Carla, you are up there. Hi. I'm excited. How are you? Interact a bit with you. I am cute. Oh! Oh! Wait. Where's that? What are you? By giving you a ionic massage. It's beautiful. It's so nice.