The Great American Porno - Episode 3

Are you under the influence of any drugs or alcohol? No. Did you receive payment for your work today? Yes. Did anything happen today that was in violation of your consent? No. Thank you. Alright, you're free to go. Hey, um, I wanted to ask you something. Ask away. I was wondering maybe if next time I could get a higher rate? Puck, you're a phenomenal performer. Truly. If it was up to me, you'd be the one getting the $5,000 rates, but I'm not the boss. Okay, well maybe you can say all that nice shit you just said to me to your boss? It wouldn't matter. How many followers do you have? Like, 230,000 across everything? Yeah, no. You would get approved for your first raise when you hit 500k, and then another one when you hit a million, and then another one for every platform you got to a million to after that. Got it. Okay, so it doesn't matter that I'm a phenomenal performer and I show up to set and give 110%? No, not at all. I'm sorry, I really am, but without the numbers they want to see, it'll be tough to get you approved for anything more than that. Hello? Hey, are you busy? No, not really. Why, what's up? You want to collab today? Yeah absolutely So are you guys like open Or what the deal Yeah we poly Oh wow that amazing I always wanted to do that So, do you perform too? Yeah, I shoot a few times a week. Would you maybe wanna join in? Babe, you know, I don't mind. Could always use more Boy Girl Girl content. So, uh, do I just start coming over every day? Do I move in? What's the next move? Um, I think you come over more often until you kind of just don't leave. More and more of your stuff just ends up here until you have a dedicated space. Sounds great. I'll start packing my first suitcase and bring it tomorrow. How was that? Amazing. We only had to cut once and he was such a sweetheart. Do you want to swing by your old place and get the last of your stuff? Might as well. I don't think Gunner's home and I can grab the last of my shit, put my keys on the counter, and make it very clear that we are done. I am so proud of you. You've officially graduated from content creator to girl who does porn. Wait, so I'm not a porn star yet? That is a whole other conversation. We will talk about that later. All right. Oh, shit. Sorry. I got booked tomorrow. Nice. Who's it for? It's for Fourth of July. I want you to service your country Oh no there no meat in my bun Will you help me Step Uncle Sam I think I have a nice big hot dog I can slide in those buns Oh my god it so big I don't think it'll fit. There's only one way to find out. Cut. Do you ever get tired of shooting these same old scenes? The Pope's shooting his head? Course I do. But this is what I get hired to do, so I do it. You do too, by the way. It's just, uh, just kind of getting an itch. Look, kid. You think I spent four years in film school thinking I was going to film Uncle Sam fucking his stepniece over and over? You want your own thing? You want to be creative? Have your own set. What if we start our own production company? A rough day? oh oh fuck yes You look so good. You look so fucking good. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh my God You got a baby right there Oh yeah You getting that pretty fucking ass bouncing in that thing Oh Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh. Oh. Oh. Mm-hmm. Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm gonna fucking kill you. I'm gonna fucking kill you. I'm gonna fucking kill you. Fuck yes! Oh my god, it's so much. I'm so fucking full. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. You're making it look fucking horrible! You're making it look horrible! You're making it look horrible! Good girl! Oh, look at that! Look at that! I want more! You want some more? Yeah! That's a greedy little person, you're gonna take all that? I'm gonna make it look horrible! I'm gonna make it look horrible! She is such a good girl, isn't she? I'm gonna make it look horrible! I'm gonna give it to you. Take what's yours. Take what's yours. Don't stop. I'm not gonna stop. Give it to me. Ugh. Good girl. Good girl. Good girl. Look at you.