The Sexpert
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Transcript
for the exam like you should be doing? Jesus, why do you have so many books? Because there's a lot to study for. Oh my God, what a drag. Could you possibly need all those books for it? You're not gonna read all those, are you? Yes, I am. I've already read half of them. Oh my God, what a nerd. At least I'm not stupid like you. Oh my God, do you think you're so smart? Yeah, actually. You know, you can just get a C and pass all your classes and it's way more fun. Or I could get all A's and go to college for free. Oh my God. You can go back to playing video games all day, if you want to, yeah. Well, really, you may know about math and literature, whatever that is, but I'm sure there's lots of topics you don't know about. Like what? I know about everything. Well, off the top of my head, sex. Well, of course I know about that, it's none of your business. Why? Because you read about it in health class? That's not what I'm talking about. I know plenty about sex. Another topic you're an expert on, huh? I mean, yeah. See if your health book taught you this. If you're so smart, what do you do with this? I mean, don't look so surprised. You know all about sex, right? Yeah, totally. Well, do you need to do some research to figure out what you're doing? I'm talking to you. See, there's other ways to learn things. Useful things. Oh, you're getting the hang of it. Yeah, they are picking this up. Good, open your throat. That's right, little by little, see how far you can take it. There we go. Yeah. A little bit more fun to learn this way, isn't it? I've been studying for the exams. Oh, you get it. You've actually got a really hot body under these nerdy clothes. No, no, no, you don't have to be shy about it. You can keep talking like that, but, yeah. Do your body justice. That's better. Those nerdy baggy clothes. There's fun ways to learn, too. I really need all those books for you. You're not gonna read all those, are you? Yes, I am. I already would have them. Oh my God, what a nerd. At least I'm not stupid like you. But I'm sure there's lots of topics you don't know about. Like what? I know about everything. Well, off the top of my head, sex. I know plenty about sex. See if your health will touch you this. Research, figure out what you're doing. Fuck you.