Roommate agrees to intimate encounter
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Fuck, it's just gotta calm down, gotta calm down. Everything's gonna be okay. Oh. What the fuck are you doing here? What do you mean, what am I doing here? Like, what the fuck are you doing here at the house? Okay, well, yeah, I haven't left yet. I'm just like super nervous about this job interview. I'm trying to calm myself down. It's like. You just, you're supposed to be there in like 30 minutes. No, no, no, I'm gonna be okay. No, no, no, that daylight savings was last night. It's like an hour and 30 minutes from now. I got time. You're like doing mental gymnastics to like get out of the interview. I'm not trying to get out of it. I'm just trying to like meditate a little bit. Like I gotta like chill. You're not helping yourself right now. Well, okay. I mean, yeah, probably. You'd need to be doing some deep breathing and you're like hyperventilating. Okay, I mean like, well, yeah, you're right. Is that better? You want me to help you? Okay, yeah. How are you gonna help me? I can help you breathe. Well, you already tried that. I can help you deep breathe. Okay. I know some, some deep calming exercises that I learned in college. Oh, is that right? Yeah. Okay. Well, I'm all ears. They, they're a little bit outside the box. And honestly, I've never thought this way about you because you really are like a anxious ball of energy walking around in a person. But I think we can do this together and maybe you will make your interview. Oh, is that right? Yeah. And then you can stop talking about how my shorts are in my pants. Okay. Well, yeah. All right. We'll hit you with it. I'm setting to you for some weird reason. It's, yeah. I wouldn't say I'm setting, but. Um, what if I give you head? Fuck. Why is that more upsetting to you? No, it's not upsetting. It's just, I didn't expect to hear you say that. That's like, uh, Fuck. I wanna finish, I wanna finish. Uh-huh. What if I give you head? Mm-hmm. And you deep breathe through that and maybe you will make your job interview. You're making a lot of sense right now. Right? Yeah. You're kind of smart. Oh, I never doubted that. Okay. Okay. Okay. No, yeah. Yeah. So I think if we just get to it, you might make your interview on time. You're the expert. Like, what do we do? This is your technique. Jesus. I'm gonna do everything, open the door. Is this really happening? I feel like this is a prank. My God. You have to remember to take your deep breaths. Otherwise, nothing's gonna work, you know? Oh my God, you weren't kidding. Okay, now, I think your shorts are already on, but... They are because I was taking a nap. I'm fucking...