Take her to Canada for a surprise. Grab your knob and drill her hard.

Hey, sweetie So what you sent me is that uh, is that what you really want for your birthday? Yeah, I Want it. I wanted it for so long Okay, how about uh, you close your eyes and I'll give you your surprise, okay? Okay, just make sure that clothes really well, and you can't see anything. Okay, okay Okay, are you ready? All right, here's your big surprise open up There you go, sweetie