Sister Needs a Foot Rub

Hello. Hey. Hi. Thanks for coming. Yeah, no problem. So, I like the place. It looks nice. Thank you. Thank you very much. Mom just dropped off some stuff. That's why I had you come here. Okay. Follow me, follow me. Yes. You got new plants? I did. But I don't know how to take care of them and I'm afraid they're gonna die. Do you know what kind they are first? Do mom say? I have no idea. And I tried watering them and the water doesn't stay. It just comes out the bottom. I don't know. Maybe I set it up wrong or something. What is this? What? I don't know. It just came like that. Is that not normal? Are you joking right now? What? What? Don't look at me like that. Come on. What's wrong? They're cool, right? They're nice. I mean, yeah, these are great. They're really pretty. They're fake. You know that, right? They're fake? What do you mean? How do you know? Show me. How do I know? Yeah, how do you know? I thought they're real. Look at this. Are you kidding me? This one too? That one too? No, surely not that one too. There's literally a bag of fake moss. I thought that was like fertilizer or something. Am I supposed to put that on there to keep them up? Step up. Are you joking? No one being that serious. Okay, well, I mean, you're not going to have to worry about them dying. That's very smart of my mom, really, honestly. Oh my God. So she gave me fake plants. They don't think I could keep a plant alive? Yeah, I tried talking with Hunter. What else are you supposed to deal with them? Stare at them. They're so pretty. Oh my God. Well, I'm sorry I dragged you all the way over here to just tell me that they're fake. It's fine. I'm just going to go over it. It's good to see you. Yeah, good to see you too. Well, why don't we brainstorm getting you a real plant? I think you could use something. You think I could handle taking care of them? Clearly mom doesn't think I could take care of a real plant. I think there's a couple that you could handle, right? Okay. All right, let's talk about it. Give me some suggestions because I know this is your area of expertise. Okay. So, you want something green or like a cactus? A cactus? Do you want a cactus? I feel like you're vibing here. You need like something cuter. What is this? The desert? Yeah, I don't think you're doing that. So maybe let's do like what? What is it? No, I'm just listening. Come on. You're the expert here. You're the professional. Look at me like silly. Maybe like I want to say you should give a little bonsai because I think it's really cute in here. A little bonsai? Yeah, it's really hard to take care of. So either you have to have me like come and check on it or like video call and update me like all the time. Bonsai is like to the little trees, right? Yeah, but they're like hard to take care of. Why are they hard to take care of? They're small. Shouldn't it be easier if they're small? No, because they're like supposed to actually be big and then like the roots aren't like they don't have a bunch of like dirt and roots and like you have to like trim them all the time. And it ends up being a whole big project. So maybe like what if we get you like a little pathos, which is really simple. It's called a golden pathos. What's a pathos? They're like the average house plant, okay? Okay. They're vine around with cute little green leaves. I think you can take care of this. You can literally not water it forever. Where do I get it? I'll get you one. You'll get it for me? Sure. Thank you so much. Yes, of course. I appreciate it. You're the best step sister. You literally are the best actually. Do you just want one? How many should I have? I don't know. Should I put it? Because I could probably put them like on that like thing. No, I feel like you need one little like bonsai right there. Sure. And then maybe we could like hook little plants over there. Like from the ceiling? Yeah, like along the window. Was that something nice? That does. Yeah. Yeah. And you'll help me. I will help you. I don't know how I could ever thank you like I... Well, I'm just the best step sister obviously. Well, you could rub my feet. You want me to rub your feet? Yeah. I even got a little pedicure. They're nice. Let me see. Are they cute? What's on their little blueberries? Yeah. I messed my hands. Very cute. Okay. You want me to rub them a little bit? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I could do that. Does that feel good? Yeah. Nice big house all the years old. I mean, nothing really. Just kind of playing video games and watching TV. I don't know. I don't do anything. No girlfriends. No messing. You want to talk about my girlfriends? You don't want to hear about that. Do you want me to do the other one? Yeah. I do like your pedicure. It's very nice. Yeah. It really matches your whole persona to plants and stuff. Yeah. Are you hard? Am I hard? Yeah. What is this? Are you hard right now? Maybe a little bit. You're such a freak. Are you hard for my feet? There's nothing wrong with liking feet, okay? You like my feet. I'm sorry, but you have a nice feet. And you have a nice pedicure and I was touching them. And you're a little foot free? I'm not a little foot free. It's normal. So do you like it when I do this? Oh, fuck. Yeah. I do. Well, you don't seem to mind. I'll put my feet on it more. Really? Yeah. You're not doing that. I'm not doing that. I'll put my feet on it more. Really? Yeah. You're not just like messing with me? No. And you're not going to tell mom and dad? I won't tell mom. Yeah, okay. Yeah. You don't mind if they're cold? No. He's a good guy. Oh, I like it. Yeah. Yeah. That feels really good. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, shit. Look at your arm. Yeah. Fuck. Steps is just cute little feet. Yeah, such cute little feetses. It feels really good. Yeah, you're really good at this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah. So maybe when I get the real plans, we could do this again. Yeah. I'll come over and help you.