Morning Service at the Hotel

What are you doing? Who are you? Uh, they must not have told you at the front desk. This is hotel 69 and this is one of the services that we offer. What's one of the services you offer? Where's your clothes? Well, I believe you signed up for the Pussy Fluts package when you checked in. Okay, I did. That's why they sent me here this morning. It's a service here. That's what we do here at Hotel 69. Like to service you? Correct. Okay, I'm so confused right now. What does that exactly mean for me? Uh, well, it includes a variety of things. It includes oral sex. I won't give you a blow job. And a couple different positions. Okay. Or sex. And a orgasm. That's what we provide. Oh my God. Okay. Um, if you say so. Is it something that you would like to consent to or I can leave the room? Um, well, no. I mean, if this is part of the package, uh, I hate to not use the perks, I guess. Oh, this is definitely a perk of staying here. Okay, so what do we do here? Um, well, how about you roll over and we can put this big towel down? That way we don't mess up your shoes. Oh, okay. This is really strange. You've never stayed here before? No. I didn't know this was... Did someone refer to you? Because usually people who come and stay here know the... God, yes, there's a friend. I'm realizing how they sort of set me up for this. I got in late last night and you didn't quite understand what they were telling me at the front desk, so... I see. Well, it doesn't seem to blow a job like I've seen it. So how was your flight? Oh, it was pretty good. Not too bad. Good to hear. That's a great way to celebrate. Thank you. You're quite welcome. So I could get on top of you. We could do doggie, missionary with the... If he just got on top, that'd be great. Okay. Oh my goodness, sir. Oh. Uh-uh. It's a little bit bigger than I'm used to here. I'll make it turn around the other way. Oh, sure. A little bit. If that's what you'd like, sure. Yeah, it'll take less than much longer here. That was a wonderful way to start today. Thank you so much for that. I'm glad that you enjoyed your morning service. Thank you for staying here at Hotel 69 with us. Thank you, I guess. I mean, wow, that was incredible. I'm just gonna come up here, and I'm gonna be late for my first meeting. I'm gonna have to get out of here pretty quick. Yeah, that's fine. You do what you want to do, and I'll clean up. Yep, thanks. My pleasure. Now the AZ kicks on. Get out there. No. That's a little thunk at the end. Bunk. All night long. Every so often. Bunk. Ah, I love traveling. I don't like staying in hotels. Ooh, it's spa time now. Ooh, it's spa day. Ooh, it's spa day. Yeah. Ooh, so excited. Oh, it's spa days. Everyone should have a spa day at least once in their life. At least once. Just to experience the awesomeness that is. All right, I'm going to get some breakfast at home. Okay, okay. Well, I guess this is the... Getting cut off. All right, we'll see you later. Bye, sweeties.