Stepsister Investigates Rumors of Exceptional Proportions

What are you watching? Parker. Who's winning? Nobody yet. Can I ask you a question? Sure. You know my friend Jamie? Yeah, I know your friend Jamie. Well, she says you are the biggest dick in town. Okay, so? Well, I wanna see. Please? That is so weird. What are you talking about? How's that weird? I'm your sister? No, I'm not your sister. I'm your step sister. It's not like we're related. Our parents are married. Well, we're not. Come on, let me see. Whoa! What? What are you doing? You're crazy. I told you I wanted to see. You said you wanted to see. I guess I can just go ahead and tell everybody that it's not big. Oh, they know. They already know. Well, I don't. Come on. I bet she's not big anyways. All right, one peek. That's it. I know that I'm not lying. Think it's small. Is that, like, small to you? No. Wait, no. What? I told you you can see it. You see it. Do you believe me now? Well, I want it. Can I sit on it? Why do you want to sit on it? Because I've never seen a dick this big before. So you just gotta sit on it? Mm-hmm. This is getting really weird. I won't tell mom and dad. You know what? I chain them in one, and I get to see these things. Oh, yes. It's a long thing to you. Exactly how big it is.