Fired From My Job?! My Dramatic Meltdown Only Stops When He Destroys My Ass!

What? Nice couch. Nice couch. It's my new meditation room. Is your phone ringing? It was. Is that mine? Why are you so dreary? What? So much light in this room and you're drear? I... Oh here, I'll take a seat. It's fine. Can you just come out of the bedroom here, yeah? You look like you need to be bothered right now. Oh, come on. I cut it before I walked in here. Shut up. You're so annoying. Sorry I threw that at you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I mean, dude, that's not even the worst part of it. Like, as I was literally getting my last paycheck, like, I look at my phone and there's a text from that boyfriend that we had dinner with the other night, right? he literally broke up with me over text message too like i got fired from a crystal shop and then my stupid like boyfriend fired me too i got double fired like i have tits i have a pussy oh because i don't get my nails done maybe it was when you put that silicone dildo on and fucked him in the ass oh my god stop you don't even know about that Yeah, it's oddly... Is it because I wear stupid underwear like this, maybe? Yeah, it is pretty dumb. Oh, shut up. Do you want me more to wear a thong? Like a big thong underwear? Like one that's just up my butthole like this? Yeah? You just want me to wear a nasty, stupid thong? Yeah, that's probably it. Is that it? Guys, you're simple. love us, fuck us, feed us, farm us is it because I'm getting old? obviously fuck you you're so stupid why are you so mean? oh my god why are you so stupid? you're a genius you're a genius you're so smart I literally sucked his dick wherever we were like anywhere we were anywhere I would just like say honey pull out your dick and I'll just like suck it wherever you want me to. I just didn't give him my ass. I waited too long. How long does making a guy wait too long to give him your butthole? Five to six minutes. Yeah that's my kink laughing with my dick in your mouth. Me and Dave Chappelle are just going for it. It's just so soft. Don't forget the balls. Okay. Okay. You like when I lick them Can I be bold I really like sucking them, trying to put them both in my mouth. I'm so tired. X, Y, Z, W, V, U, Q. Capital of California. Are you? Sacramento. I think you're right. Americans aren't known for their geography. Can you spit on it, too? yeah you're a little freak aren't you and now i'm a product of the internet you're regularly scheduled broadcast but you're always teaming what is missing We're going to send this one to your now ex-boyfriend. Dad, do you want to hold it? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh yes. Oh, God. I'm so fucking well. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. You're a real champion, huh? Bunny, you're funny. You squat? This is too long. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. oh my god oh yeah oh my god Yeah like that Bless you Bless you Yeah Oh He's missing out We'll send in his cock video oh my god oh my god yes oh fuck yeah oh fuck yeah man get on that tight little fucking ass please ah oh god please oh my god Oh my god. Oh my god. It's in. Oh my god. It's in. Slowly. Slowly. Fuck. Slowly. Slowly. Slowly. Please. Please. Please. Pull it out. Pull it out. Oh my god, please. Oh my god. Oh my god, please. Oh my god. Oh my god yes Oh my god yes oh my god yes oh my god yes oh my god yes… Oh, my God, yes, yes, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God, yes, oh, my God, yes, yes, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh. oh Oh my god, I'm coming. Oh my god, I'm coming. Oh my god. Oh my god. Can I get on? Can I get on? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. There it is Yeah get it Yeah put that ass again honey You gonna come again Come again honey Come in the house Come in the house Come in it make him jealous Make him jealous. Come. Make a fucking mess. Make a fucking mess. Yes. Yes. Yes. Go. Yes. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. jealous make him jealous come make a fucking mess make a fucking mess yes yes yes go yes That's a shitty slap. Oh, so that's what butt tastes like, huh? What do you think? Do you think you got him? Yeah, let's send it over to him now. Should we get ready? All right. This is what you're missing out on. I miss you. What do we do? Well you know they say the best way to get over someone is to get under someone's knee. Oh god, here you go again. I love it in my ass. I love it in my ass. Fuck yeah. Alright, anyways, left it with that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry you made me do this. Fuck. Fuck it, I'm sending it to you. Fuck you for breaking my heart. Yes, who is it? Oh my god, what are you doing here? Is he still here? Who? I got your video. Oh my god. What, are you jealous? No. What, are you here for sloppy seconds or something? I love that video. Oh, yeah. Okay, give me that. There you go. That's what you deserve. Well, day one after a breakup. congratulations anyways have a nice time wow did he just come over here and use me kind of hot i'm not gonna lie all right well you'll just hit up one of my other friends with benefits i almost sent him this video okay i already stopped this