Fake female boss (short)
Transcript
you'll never guess what I just did so I'm working at this office I decided that I was going to get laid in a very peculiar way I know I know I'm always causing trouble but listen so I had guys and resumes to this office saying that there's a job available and I have some decent pictures and all of their qualifications like they're gonna get a job here and some of these guys are really hot I'm looking at the resumes now oh my god so I have some of them coming in today and I think I'm gonna fuck the ones that I like and then never call them back for a job I know it's so bad well the first one's here so I have to let you go I'll talk to you when I'm off work okay okay it's quite impressive you've done a lot of really great things and I think you would be really good for this office yeah but I have to tell you there's a lot of people who like this job a lot of them really wanted and I mean they have qualifications just as good as you so I mean you seem great for the job but I just I don't know that you really want it as there's something that separates you from the other people who have applied maybe I'd like to see some of your other qualifications as you know I'm going to be your boss and I need to make sure that all of my employees are going to come to life working with me I need to know that they will do whatever I want them to I need to know that we can work together for a very very long time you understand me a little better now I'm going to get this job back today I need somebody that can work very closely with me somebody that I can trust someone that knows me if you can be the one who works next to me my personal assistant who's there for me today or night which feels you have that you have upon your I think you may fit another hair so far clean my office