Blind Date With a Mature Woman
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Oh yeah, okay. Yeah, sorry. Yeah, good. I wasn't expecting to see you. I'm sorry I haven't spoken to you in a while. I've been so busy. I don't know what I've been. Oh, that's alright. But I want to stop and chat. Yeah, I would say sit down but I'm actually meeting someone. Me too. Is there anyone special? Do you know what? I don't know yet. It's an online date. I don't really know much about her so we'll have to see what happens. Oh, I hope it goes well. Yeah, what about you? I've been wanting to just quickly... Yeah, sit down for a minute. I've been wanting to speak to you. It feels a bit awkward to... But I'm doing the same thing. I started dating again. Okay. That's good. I'm happy for you. I don't want you to think it's too soon or... You know, I don't want to... Dad wouldn't want you to mope around too long anyway. Are you sure? Yeah, of course. Okay, if you're sure. Yeah, no worries. Let's have a proper catch up. I don't even know. Honestly, this is the first time I've done it like this. I just wanted to do something a bit different. But yeah, I don't know. I just don't a bit nervous. You're meeting a blind date as well. You're not any gumdrops, are you? Right way. Yeah, so... You can't really see my face on my profile pic. Oh, you didn't put em in the arm because I didn't want anyone from work. Oh my God. So it's you I've been talking to. Yeah, I think so. Can I just come back to my own for a coffee then? Because you haven't seen my new place yet anyway. Yeah, I think it would be a bit less awkward. Oh God, it's still awkward. But... Yeah, let's... Come on, let's go. After you. Thank you. I feel terrible when I'm visiting you for the night. It's okay. Beautiful. Yeah, I'm really proud of you. I still remember the whole you used to live in your room. I just kind of imagined you living in that still. That was a long time ago. It was. Oh, I'm proud of you. Thank you. You really got your head together. It's, you know, you remind me of your dad. Like that. I really love that about him. It's unusual for someone your age to, you know, be able to do all this on their own. Cheers. But, you know, that's something I wanted to talk to you about as well. Like, on my profile, you've seen my age. So, you... Are you an adult? Yeah. So, you like... Do you go for young guys or...? I wouldn't say always. I just... I guess I've met a couple of guys more my age and they're just... I don't know. I don't know. Most of them haven't had families yet. They're rushing to Sydney or they're divorced. They've got so much baggage on one way or another and I just wanted a bit of fun, I guess. Like, me and your dad used to have. And young guys, you know, it's easier to have that fun without the commitment and without the baggage. And I guess I just wanted a bit of a piece of what me and your dad used to have. I know that sounds so... I just say it out loud so I'm so cringy and embarrassing but... Yeah, I suppose I'm just stuck in the past a little bit. But you can talk. What about you? Like, my age is on there too. Because I didn't want to catfish anyone. That's what you would have called it, isn't it? I didn't want to catfish anyone. So that means that you were looking too. Why would you be looking for older women? I just made myself at home since you didn't want me to sit down. Well, I don't know, girls my age are all the same today, you know. They're all lip fillers and fake tits and fake everything. Older women are just a bit more natural. And I guess there's certain aspects about an older woman that I find attractive. Well, I can't tell you that. Maybe I should offer you a drink first. Oh, I've got to hear this. But I do want a drink. Come on. I can't. I can just come out with stuff. I want to hear it. What are the features of that older woman that you like? Just like how they're... Well, sometimes the older women, they're tits. You know, they're just not as firm and I like that, you know. So the way they head south, slightly. So you like them a little bit, saggy. I could say that. Okay. Yeah. And, you know, girls my age are all shaven. And, wow, I kind of like it more natural. Okay. I'm not saying... You're just assuming that all older women are hairy. I don't know. Are they? You can't ask me that. I didn't ask. Well, I hope. You hope. Why would you hope? Well, it'd be a nice surprise, I think. Stephen, that's quite the assumption that you'd even get to see her. Is it because that's what you've been imagining? What do you think? You had thoughts about me before. You are... You are so much like your dad. As much as I love this conversation and I'm really enjoying this evening. I just feel like maybe we've crossed the line with... I don't know. We're only chatting. We are. I shouldn't be speaking to you like this, though. And you definitely shouldn't be telling me about things like that. I thought I could talk to you. You can, but I just had a moment of wondering what your dad would think about this conversation and part of me thinks he'd find it hilarious. I know he would. A little bit, but... Maybe it's time I go. If that's what you want. You sure you don't want to stay? I just don't want to say or do anything that's going to change the way... change everything forever. I don't want any awkwardness between us or... I don't want to tarnish the memories or have the guilt of... I just keep thinking about what if your dad was here now and he could hear what if he can hear us right now? You don't believe in all that, do you? I just... you remind me so much of him that it's like being with him and I think maybe that's why I haven't spoken to you as much recently. You just... in some ways it's almost like I put you in the place of him and you're so cheeky like him. And that's exactly the kind... this is exactly the kind of conversation we would have had. Well, you did tell him you were going to look after me. Stephen, do you see what I mean? You're so... you are so, you dad. I love you for it. Do it. Are you consoling me? I'm sorry, I've made things all good. I don't know. Where are your eyes going? Maybe I should go. I think maybe we're just grieving. Stephen, that does not look like grieving to me. Oh, God, Stephen. That's it. That has just... I was worried about crossing the line and I think we've crossed the line. I don't know what you mean. Oh, sorry. Oops. So, did you ever think about me before today? Maybe. You imagined me. Yeah, and my fans meet you panties from time to time. You are imagined. That's right. Wow. What are we doing? I'm still not sure. You know that, don't you? I should have done that. I need to... I need to get ready. I don't get that. I don't know. I need to get ready. I need to go. I need a shower. Okay. Walk about it. I'm sorry.