Filthy LPO effectue une fouille approfondie de la cavité d’un vrai avocat

I have some suspicion that you may have taken some motion bag. You can keep me here. You don't really have a choice. Oh, my gosh. What are you doingd? I can't believe you did that. All right, get in here. Sit down right there. Oay. You're a quick one, aren't you? Okay, so. Something wrong? Well, there is a problem. Um, I noticed the box that you were carrying out the store, and I didn't really. I didn't see you pay for it, so that's why I brought you back in here to see if that it's stolen from our store. I promise you it's not stolen. I actually walked in with this. Okay, okay, well, I'm gonna believe you. I promise. I wouldn't lie to you. Okay. It's not big deal. But do you mind if I just take a quick look at it real quick? Really? Yeah, just. Just look quickures to see what's in it. C becausez. I mean, but I brought it in. Do you need to look at the things that I brought in? Okay, fine, fine, fine. I'll trust the word. But, um, if you have to. Okay. Than you. Well, I mean, we carry you this speccific ink in our store. Yeah, the one I brought in, I bought from here. Okay. It's just. All right, well, I'm just gonna place this over here for now. Okay, that's fine. Okay. All right, well, um. I'm going to believe you, but u for me to like, fully believe you, I just need to ask a couple questions and just do a little investigation, if you don't mind. Okay. Am I in trouble? Well, I mean, you said you walked in here at the box, so you. No, I wouldn't assume you'd be in trouble. Why would you think that? I've never been called to an office before. Okay, that's fair. I get it. You're little nervous. Okay. Don't worry about it. So, like you said, if you didn't steal it and you did walk in here with it, I just want to run a simple, like, background check just to make sure that you have't like, no priories or haven't done this before, and I just want to make sure I have the correct person in front of me and everything like that. Okay. Okay. So can I get your name? Ziggy Oay. And you have a last name? Star. Oh, okay. That's a very unique name. Parents hippies or something? Something like that, yes. Okay, Cool, cool, cool. And you live in town? No, I just moved. Well, just moved here ok. Do you have an addresses or to. You just moved? Um, I. To live right down the street at the next intersection. Okay. You have like physical address I just don't want to print, you know. Yeah, it's a 7592 Wilbur. Do you live there with anybody? Boyfriend or anything like that? Not myself. Okay. Nobo. No parents are in town or u. Is that necessary? Well, it could be like let's say, you know, I go run your name and I check the footage. And let's say hypothetically you did steal that package and. And after that it would have to inform somebody of what happened to you. Right. You don't want a family member or somebody worriry about you, right? No, it's just me and my dog. Okay. All right, that's fine. Cool. I'm just wondering, is this gonna take a long time? Because I have to get back to my office with the ink. Oh, no, no. It's gona be so mad. I just have to go to my. The office like I said. I'm gonna just enter your name into the assistant, see if you prior to make sure that you are the person you say you are. I'm just going to look at the security footage at the store to see if you walked in with the box. Just to double check your story. You know, I want to believe, but give me my job if I know a couple liars, okay? So all I'm gonna do. It should take me. I look like a liar. No, no, no, you don't. It seems like you're a professional. So you have a job, clearly, right? Yes. If you need anything, you can always stop by. What do you. What do you do? I work at a law firm. Oay. That's why I needed the ink. We ran out and I had to come and exchange it. So I walked down with mine and walked out with that one. Okay. Perfect. Perfect. All right. Well, it seems like I have everything I need. I'm just going to go into my office. Like I said, name check the security footage. I should be back within like, you know, 110 minutes. It shouldn't take that long. Okay. It's notnna take that. All right. Won't take that long. You promise only ten minutes? Yeah, yeah. As long as you're telling the truth. It. It should be really quickk because I don't want to get fired. Don't worry. Don't worry. Okay. Okay. Just sit height. I'm gonna have the door locked them don'tthing steepid. I do have cameras in the office. Okay. So just. Just Sit tight. Okay? Okay. I can t. This never happens. Hey, I'm gonna be a couple minutes. U there's just a long line at the store. U give me about another half hour or so. Okay, thank you. Bye. Oh, my God. I can't believe this. Get out of here. Oh, my God. Ied up. Oh, my God. I up me back. Sorry. Took a little longer than expected. That's all right. Am I free to go? Just, uh, just bear with me. Okay? Okay. There's. Sorry. Just a little bit of pain. It was been a long week. Hold on me put that in here. Here for you. Well, saw everything you to see, hopefully. Oh, yes. Yes, I did. And then some. U I happened to have to say that, uh, I checked the security footage, and u you did not walk in with that box. Is there something you want to tell me? Are you sure you shcd all the security cameras? Yeah, we only have the one pointing at the door and the entrance, so. And you have a pretty unique outfit on, too, that very obviously as you. So, I mean, you work at a law firm, so I feel like you. You should know a little bit better. Right. I would say. I'm sorry. Look, we just. We just ran out of ink at the office, and they sent me to come grab some, and I just forgot my wallet in the office. And you can. You can come with me back to my law firm if you want, and grab the payment. No. No. So you just didn't think to go back there first and then come back to the store and buy it? My boss is really hard on me. I didn't want to lose my job. Well, what do you think he's gonna do when he finds out that you. You stole her ink instead of just walking back? We could wear something out, right? I don't know about that. I mean, like you said, you don't want to be fired from your job. I don't want to be fired for my job. There are a couple more procedures that I'm going to have to do just to double check to make sure that you didn't really steal anything else. Because there are some cameras in the store that necessaryly couldn't, like, fully see you in some of the aisles where you took a little bit longer than most people would. Please spread them. Let's go. There we go. That's it. Okay. Just going to give a quick path down just to make sure there's nothing here. Oay. I don't have anything on. All right, well, hey. Hey. I'm not gonna take your word anymore, right? You Already lied to me once. I gave you the perfect opportunity to be forward, and you decided not to. You just wanted to just lie a little bit, which is not really good for you. Okay, I'm just gonna make sure that there's nothing here. Whoa, whoa, hey, hey. This is normal procedure. This is just protocol. I have to make sure that there's nothing on your body and you didn't take anything else. You just take your shirt off and your bra so I could give a better look. Hu. I don't have all day here. This shirt's expensive. Give me a little. Okay, okay. I'm sure you maybe stole that too, but who knows? See, there's nothing. No, no, no. I need. I need to. I need to be able to see all way off. Yeah. I need to be able to see everything. Okay. And, uh. Come on, give me a ro. They are real like you said. That's actually really impressive. Do women usually hide things? Um, you'd be surprised. Sometimes they come in here with prosthetic tits and u. You know, just hide stuff. Just make sure there's nothing. Keep your arms down, please. I want to be able to see your hands out your waist. That way I know your hands are free. You're not gonna do anything dumb. There we go. Just like that. At that. It's really, really nice. Nice doesnn't even found something or nice is'nice that I don't seem to see anything just yet, but it is a little hard to tell. No hu hand too. There you strok like that. God damn. There we go. Just keep playing. Thoseing balls. Oh, my God. That's it. Just like that, please. Oh, God. Keep doing that. That's what. Oh, my gosh. Grab the paint too, if you want. Oh, yes, that's it. Oh, my God. That's. Oh,