Trying on All of My Jean Shorts for You
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Okay, I figured before I pack up all my jeans that I would, I don't know, have a little fun, try them on and see how each one of them fit and see if I even still want to keep them. So let's do that. We're actually going to go ahead and do this. No panties. Okay. Get those out of the way. Alright. First off, mom jeans. Mom jean shorts. Alright, these ones still fit for sure. These have been my favorite jean shorts for kind of a while now actually. Because not only are they cool mom jeans, but they're mom jeans that actually still make my butt look good. They're really, they're like thin, so they feel really good, they breathe really, they're light. I don't feel like I'm working. We might get over that. Okay. So these can, these can stay They really comfy Okay These are like half mom half hipster shorts So we see how these go These are thick. They're a lot thicker than the last two. And so they probably feel slightly more less stretchy I guess. Oh dude okay. Okay these ones are a bit tight. They definitely gained some weight over the summer apparently. Got a little muffin top going on there. I feel like they like sit too low like they fit like if I bend over maybe they'll show my butt crack. But yeah, these are just not quite my style. I've got like, I don't know if the pockets are real, but you know, like diamond embroiderers or whatever other little metal things. Yeah, these are just not thin. That's cool. That's not an issue. I like the kind of worn out holes. I think these are going to stay in my collection. Alright. These, I've always hated these. I think they make my butt look really flat, but let's find out. They're pretty, they're like thick and thin at the same time. I don't really know how to explain it. I mean They don give me muffin top I don't know, maybe I shouldn't get rid of these. I might have to review the footage and see how my butt looks in them. Cause I'm pretty sure every time I've tried them on, I feel like my butt has looked pretty flat in them. And I guess they would be, yeah, I kind of feel that my butt looks kind of flat in these. Um, I guess they would be good like lake shorts, like who cares if they get fucked up, you know? They do feel nice because they're thin. So, I mean, if I do put my, uh, fucking jeans, but... Feels like my butt's a little flat in these, but I guess maybe it's my butt just being flat. Who knows? You know what, I was quite surprised by these. Nice, okay. Alright, this next pair was given to me in 2016 by a friend. And like, they're not my style, but for some reason I've always kind of liked them. You know what, I have a shirt that matches them like all too well that I've just been meaning to make a video in. Okay, so these are really stretchy. They really old so they like falling apart These are really stretchy definitely not my style but again I think they going to stay in my in my uh what the fuck is up with these yellow things It just, why are they so bright? But just, um, these are not for me. I think they do not fit my shape my style anything um they're very thick very hard to put on this is just a lot there's a lot going on in the front for like literally nothing to be going on back like if it made my butt look good maybe but just no so these are gonna die too you know it's funny it's the two dark pairs with the embellishments that end up being on the no list so far bye-bye to those guys all right these I got recently um I love these shorts they are jeans but they're just like this light blue color peel blue they match my avenge sevenfold shirt and they fit really nicely they're not very stretchy but they're just like the right size they don't make my butt look the best but they don't make it look the worst that's for sure. They match my shoes, they match a bunch of shit that I have, so these are definitely staying in my closet. Nice and thin, all the pockets are real, easy to unbutton and button, zipper's working good. I don't know, they do okay on my skin tone as well, so.
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