Lilly Jade - une grande fille veut une longue bite... Dans le cul

No, I'm happy to be with you. Good transfer. A tiny bit. A tiny bit? Just a little bit. Okay. You can't touch it. Okay. Good. I can use it. Hey everybody, it's DC Trousersnake. I'm here today with Lily. Lily Jane. Yes. I'm so glad that you came to visit me here. We're here in Las Vegas, where you live. I was coming out here for a trip and a mutual friend of ours said you really have to meet her. She's gorgeous. Yes, you've definitely lived up to that. And I looked on, so I did the typical cyber stocking. And you started to kind of post a few things online. So I was like, you've got to let me shoot you because you're so pretty. So I'm lucky for me you agreed, huh? Yeah. Yeah. So anyways, yeah. So amateur gets to meet a new but much more professional, gorgeous woman. I was talking to you. So, um, but I know, I know a little bit about like your history. I'm like, you've actually like moved around. You actually lived on the road for a long time, right? Yeah. I did van life for four years. Van life for four years. That's a long time. Four years. It never like, I mean, obviously you loved it. Yeah. I loved it. Of course it was like more stressful without having like a bathroom or a kitchen, but it was, there's so much more that made up for it. Yeah. That kind of stuff. What was your favorite stop? My favorite stop was Yosemite National Park, I think. Yeah, it is a national park. Yeah. National park. I got a camp poster for six months. Six months. You were there all the time. Yeah. And like every morning you'd wake up and there'd be like a moose or a bear or some sort of wild animal that you don't really get to see that often. You saw a bear there. Oh yeah. I've seen multiple bears there. I knew their names because Yosemite will name the bears and I knew all of their names. Okay. Is it like whales? They know like the color of their fins and everything like that, right? How did you identify, say, that's Bob the Bear? It's more of their behavior. Some of it has to do with their color. And then most of the time it's their like eating behavior. Like some eat more than others. So some are more chunky than others. And then also age, you can definitely tell like a bear's age. Like a gray or whatever. I bet you were careful with like all your food scraps and everything like that. Oh yeah. Like that was my main job as a camp post was making sure like all the food scraps was me and the campers were all taken care of. Are you a hiker? Big hiker. I'm doing the PCT next year. Oh really? Yeah. That is awesome. I live near the Appalachian Trail. I haven't done it all, but I've done big chunks of it. That's what I'm going to do after I do the PCT. A couple years ago I spent a month in Patagonia just hiking. You know, I did all the famous, you know, Fitzroy and all those types of things. So yeah, I love that. I grew up in Arizona when I hiked to Grand Canyon. More times I can count. That's a dream hike. How long do you think the PCT will take you? It takes three to five months, but having four foot long nights. I kind of think it will take me about. It takes me six months. It takes you three to half months. Yeah. If we hiked together, it would be like running by the whole time. That's so funny. Yeah. The group. That's funny. I'm always interested in tattoos. So you have a cat with paw prints? Yeah. My family, we had a cat rescue growing up. Really? Yeah. The most we had at one time was 63 cats. 63? Yeah. Too many cats. And this is just like my ode, because the rescue isn't going on anymore. My parents are retired and stuff. So this is like my ode to where they grew up. So like did you guys try to find new owners? Oh yeah. And they were all outdoor cats. It was like feral cats that would come. That we were partnered with another rescue that trapped them and like spayed and neutered them. And then they would come to our farm and we would try to socialize them. Do parents ever get so like tired and confused that like they came to the table and had given their spaghettios to the cats and given you cat food or whatever? No. They were all feeding all these. There was eight of us kids. They made us take care of them all. We raised our glutton for punishment. Eight kids. I don't know which one of them are eight kids or 63. Well we all just took care of each other. Like my parents they made the money and we all kind of took care of each other. Oh my gosh. Wow. I'm that note. Yeah. You're gorgeous. Thank you. We'll blind you. Thank you. You can have whale tails. I think I have a whale signing back here. What if I can name it? Nope. Don't recognize this whale. It's the new one in this room. You can see what I'm seeing behind me. Did anybody recognize this whale? They're with plastic flash cards. It's this. You're about me to be willy whale. All right. I'm going to shut up now. Show the beautiful woman. Yeah. You're skinny as it is. Oh my goodness. It's the skinniest tail I've ever seen. Nothing to be his underwear. Appropriate for a woman named willy. You had your hair pulled out more than once before. Oh yeah. Yeah. You cheated on this time. You want to see the dick go in. I know. They want to see the dick go in. You want to see it. Okay. Make me fucking calm. We can't do that. No, we can't do that. Come here. Come here. Make me fucking calm. We can't do that. No, we can't do that. Come here. Come here. You can't make me calm. Come here. Yes. Come here. Come here.