My New Tiny Man Pet

Hey. Hey. Hey. Little man. Wake up, little man. Oh, it's okay, don't be scared It's okay You can't get out No No, you're not gonna get out It's okay I've captured you You're at my house now, you're in my lair and I've got you in a cage. Fine little wives, nearly as interesting as little men. So he made a choice. And that was his decision. Of course I didn't let him go. Have you ever captured an insect and then just let it go? I mean, you know, like, that's the nice thing to do, but that's never how it goes. Tiny pets are so fragile. One little slip while you're handling them and you've ripped off an arm or a leg, it happens. And then what good is a pet when it missing So cute Each and every one You all do different things but my most favorite thing about my little pets is to watch a jerky little dick. They're so tiny. They're so cute. Oh my god. They're so cute. I love to get my little men all worked up. I get so excited. And then I like to make them take off their teeny, teeny, tiny little clothes and fold them, sit them down neatly, and jerk your little dick for me. It's funny, like, even with my little pets, I can tell that some of them are... It's okay, don't be scared. Do it, little man. I'm here with me. Do something cute, pet. Do tricks. Do tricks for me, little man. I want to see what comes out of your tiny little man dick. And then, as a pet, whenever we make messes, we must clean them up. And as a pet, you must always do everything that I say. Or I'll squash you. Or maybe I'll set you underneath a magnifying glass.