Best Tits Ever! Pussy Licking Mean Bitches!
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Thank you. Alright, here we go. This is called the Dylan and Mariah show. You need your glasses too? Blind ass. I'm not blind. I have perfect vision. Oh. I don't. Motherfucker. Stop fucking talking to me. I'm sensitive. Sorry. I'm a gentle giant. She's sweet. Hers gentle. Hers gentle. Okay, what are we doing? Give me this. I need to see. Here. Get over here. Hi, I'm Dylan Ryder, and this is the beautiful... Marijuana. Hi, guys. Sorry. Hello. And we are here together. And Danny's in bed. Yeah. We're being silly. We've had lots of sugar today. And it's hot in here. They don't have the air on for us. They don't care about us. What do you need air for? Because I can't breathe. Take off some of your clothes. I'm naked. Girl, I'm wearing panties and bra. They don't care. That's too much. That's way too much clothes. And she slapped me before we got started. She's so mean, you guys. You have no idea. I am not mean. She looks so sweet and cute, but she's mean. I am not mean. She's really mean. She is. She really is. Don't say something like that. It looks so hot. I like it. Gosh. Yeah. So how did you guys pair us up together? Me and this crazy bitch? We've been in that green room all day. All this girl is waiting. Stop being a camera whore. Anyway, so she's been in there all day, just running her fucking big mouth with her flat-ass hair, thinking she looks so good. I think she's going to come over here. Remember, she's the one that's supposed to be carrying the story right now. Did you forget your lines? She's a dancer too. And I'm dumb. She admits it. She admits it. That's just great. Are you still high? Then why don't you take off some of your clothes? Okay, first of all, she has no clue what you're talking about. Oh, she keeps hitting me. Are you kidding me? I'm serious. Hold on. You are supposed to be the dominant one. Not calling me all kinds of names. I don't even see how... How can anybody work with you? I can't work like this. Can we cut? Seriously. Why'd you have to pair me up with this bitch? Seriously. You know what? I'm not Mr. Thirsty Fever. Shush. Okay, I think you've told us that we have to start over. Can you please be professional? Yeah, I could. Okay, Maya, just be good for one minute. You know how there's those people that you hate working with, but you suck it up and you get through it? Okay, I can do it. What do you want me to do? Anything you want. Just shut your mouth. Okay. Seriously? You think I'm playing, right? I'm not playing. I don't know how to work with you. Is she kidding? I can't do this. I'm Dylan Reiner and this is Mariah Milano and we're here at Danny's in Bed and I'm supposed to find out all the interesting fun stuff about her and... Oh my goodness. So Mariah why don't you just stand up and show us how fucking fabulous your ass is. Go ahead, stand up. You stand up. No, we want to see you. No, no. I have no shame. Okay, do it. My necklace is broken. You broke my shirt. My necklace is broken. You broke my fucking necklace. See? How nice is that? Stop touching me. Well, she's a bitch though. Touch myself. So it's not that nice. Well, I don't see you doing anything. Fine. Yeah. What the big deal It big but what the big deal Shut up I just want to get through this seriously I hope you trip over those fucking panties that are all over your boots Ew, I have to- what do I do with that, seriously? Can we cut? I can't do this. Cut! She's such a bitch, I cannot do this. I need a break. I just can't take this. Cut. Cut it. They're not cutting shit. No, because we have to do this. They're not even cutting it though. Are you kidding me? No, you have to. No, seriously. She's very tender. No, I don't mind you. She has anger issues. Bitch. And she's in love. She can't control it. Flat ass hair. She loves that. What the fuck are you going to do to me? Right now, seriously. Flat ass hair. She loves it. You're going to rip them. And I will. My hair is flat, baby. For you? For me? For you. I don't want your fucking hair. Seriously, I've had way better. That's a little different. Maybe it's that you have such a big fucking mouth that you like to run. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You're so lucky that you're getting paid to be here, because I would never let you near me. I am so not enjoying this. That's enough of that. I guess I can return a little bit of the paper. Why don't you show me that adequate DJ of yours? Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Oh, fucking Marcus. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I seriously think that you've hurt me. Did you? I'm sorry. Oh, it's a little red. Come kiss it. I want to. You better. But if we're ever going to be friends. I'm sorry. It really hurt. That's right. Make it up to me. I love you I touching your pussy too Bring your mouth right up here. Big old titties. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Thank you, Mike. Stop for kidding me. Thank you, Mike. I'm enjoying this a little bit too much. Oh, seriously, I think I've had enough. Oh, maybe a little more. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, yes. Yeah. Oh, I can put that pussy in my face. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh, God. Oh, fuck, that was so good. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ah. Why don't you get over here and put yourself to good use. Let me see your tongue. Let me see your tongue. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good girl. Just tell my pussy to stop. That's a good girl. Oh yeah Yeah, make it come all over your mouth. Now let me see your tongue Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh, my God. Yes, it was very hot. Yeah, you got me a little heated. I think I'm going to have to finish this one off. I love you. Oh, my God. Oh, yes. You know, I guess There's a few things that you're not that bad at, but seriously, I don't know if I can tolerate you all the time. Oh, you bit me. You fucking really bit me after I was trying to say something nice. Never again. Never fucking again will you ever see Dylan Ryder. and what's your fucking name? Mariah Milan. Mariah. What is it? Seriously. Mariah Milano. Mariah Milano. I'm so mad at her. We will never do this again. Seriously. You fucking bit me. You know what? Look at her. You're so fucking clear here. Just like slap you and just smother you. Seriously, we can't do this anymore. You're so mean. Oh, I can really tell. I can really tell. You're so mad at me. Thank you.