Goth roommate offers calm before interview
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Transcript
Fuck, it's just... oh my god. I gotta calm down, I gotta calm down. Everything's gonna be okay. Oh. What the fuck are you doing here? What do you mean, what am I doing here? Like, what the fuck are you doing here at the house? Uh, okay, well, yeah, I haven't left yet. I'm just like, super nervous about this job interview. I'm trying to calm myself down. It's like... just you're supposed to be there in like 30 minutes no no no i'm gonna be okay no no no that daylight savings was last night it's like an hour and 30 minutes from now i got time you're like doing mental gymnastics to like get out of the interview i'm not trying to get out of it i'm just trying to like meditate a little bit like i gotta like chill you're not helping yourself right now well okay i mean yeah probably you need to be doing some deep breathing and you're like okay I mean like well yeah you're right um is that better you want me to help you okay yeah how are you gonna help me I can help you breathe well you already tried that I can help you deep breathe okay um i know some some deep calming exercises that i learned in college oh is that right yeah okay well i'm all ears um they they're a little bit outside the box um and honestly i've never thought this way about you because you really are like a anxious ball of energy walking around in a person but i think we can do this together and maybe you will make your interview oh is that right yeah and then you can stop talking about how my shorts are okay well yeah all right we'll hit you with it to you for some weird reason it's yeah well i wouldn't say upsetting but um what if i give you head oh fuck why is that more upsetting no it's not upsetting it's just I didn't expect to hear you say that. That's like, uh... Let me finish. Let me finish. Uh-huh. What if I give you head? Mm-hmm. And you deep read through that. And maybe you'll make your job interview. You're making a lot of sense right now. Right? Yeah. Like, I'm kind of smart. Oh, I never doubted that. Okay. Okay. Okay. No, yeah. Yeah. So I think if we just get to it, you might make your interview on time. You're the expert. Like, what do we do? This is your technique. I'm going to do everything. Is this really happening? I feel like this is a prank. My God. You have to remember to take your deep breaths Otherwise nothing going to work you know Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. You weren't kidding. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I cannot believe this is happening. It feels way too fucking good. Your shorts are already unbuttoned. They are because I was taking a nap. Oh my god. Fuck. Oh my god. Fuck. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh fuck. Oh my god. It's so big. Oh my god. Fuck. Oh Oh Fuck oh fuck oh yes yes yes oh my god Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. You're fucking... Oh, you're taking so long. Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God. Oh my God. Oh my god. Oh my god, fuck! Oh my God. Oh my God. Here, let's get it. Let's go see what you were doing a year ago. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh. Oh my god. Oh. Oh fuck. Oh my god. oh my god oh my god oh my god Oh fuck, it feels so good. Your teeth are so hard. Oh fuck yeah. Feels like you're moving my fucking intestines. Oh fuck Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh my god. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Fuck. Oh, fuck it. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Is that what you thought it'd be? Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Oh my god, don't stop. Oh my god. Oh, don't stop, don't stop. Oh my god, that goes fucking hard. Mm-hmm. Fuck. Oh my god. Oh, fuck. Oh.