Blind taste test reveals unexpected results

Hi, I'm Bella Nuar and we are doing a taste test today and I'm G.I. Joey, and I'm excited to do the taste test today I hope you guys aren't locked and I closed the collar because we do got... Oh, I lost! There'll be a winner, loser, and each round there's three rounds. It's in hers, there's dares, sex dares. Who would drink that? That's whatever that is. You're both right. Oh, let's go! Oh, okay. It says sniff panties for a full five seconds, no breathing. Slurp on dick for 10 seconds, like a popsicle after he dips in a drink. Yeah. You guys are excited? Oh, yeah. A little bit. A little both. Yeah. I hope you guys aren't locked and I closed the collar because we do got... Oh, I lost! Uh-oh. Oops. Oops. Just excuse me in advance if I fall over too. Just sip. Go ahead and introduce yourself to what we're doing. Go ahead. Hi, I'm Bella Nuar and we are doing a taste test today. And I'm G.I. Joey and I'm excited to do the taste test today. Okay. So, you know, you have some cards sitting in front of you. Okay. We're going to have three rounds of different drinks with different waters and coffees and then milks. Okay. We'll put them in there. I'll see you guys. You guys won't know what is what. But each one kind of test it. Okay. They'll be a winner, loser of each round. There's three rounds. And then that's what those little cards on the side are. You can push yours up a little bit. Push your three cards. There you go. So, sex therapy. Yeah, I'm good with that. Sex therapy? Oh, yes, please. Put me in coach. Yeah, no, I'm good with that. I hope you like tall men. I do. Okay. Don't read the cards at whoever wins or loses or whatever. Okay. You guys, are you excited? Yeah. Yeah, we're ready. So, I'll let you have... I feel like we should do water in the middle maybe to kind of cleanse the... Sounds good. Yeah. I feel like we should start with coffee. Yeah, let's have a coffee. Sounds good. Give us a little boost. Coffee. Coffee? Yes. Okay. Why don't you go ahead and push that box to me in real quick. All right. Thank you. I love coffee. Me too. I love coffee too. All right. This will get us underdressed for the sex problem. That's what I was thinking. Yeah. That's why I said we should start with it. Did I hear like a coffee of alphabesia anywhere? Did I hear that? Or am I just making that up right now? I don't know. I never heard that. I mean, maybe that's what's wrong with me drinking so much coffee. I've kind of been turned on since I got here. Okay. Actually, guys, go ahead and slide it in there. All right. We know what we're doing. Okay. You know, who wants to go first? Ladies before gentlemen. All right. I don't think anything's coming out yet. Take a strong sip. You got to suck it. No. You got to suck it. It is. Oh, okay. Go, go, go. There you go. Oh, that's bitter. Do you want me to try all that one? Okay. See if you can start to walk. While he takes his, while he sips his, you can maybe start thinking about it. Oh, I don't like that one. Maybe it's decaf. That's going to be hard. And then you want me to put in my... Well, you can start thinking. Okay. Just wait. All right. Go ahead. Definitely don't taste like my morning cup of toe. You know? Ooh. You're right. That's that one especially. No. That one's tough. Okay. That's what I think. Let's... You could go ahead first. Go ahead and place your cards. Okay. I didn't know you guys were... I'll say I feel like that one. Because it, those ones just didn't taste right. Right. Maybe it's decaf. This one's hard though. They're both pretty bad. They are. I feel like this middle one though is worse. For some reason. I do too. All right. That only leaves us with half. Okay. What do you think? Now. Now. Now. Let's see. Now let's see here. So. It's your turn. Do you agree with your selection? Did you want to change anything around? I kind of do. I kind of want to take the half decaf. And move it to the middle. Let's make a note right now. So go ahead and change it how you see it. I just want to change these two. Okay. So. Tasting anything you guys... No, I think, I think we got it. Yeah. I just want to go with what I think. That middle one hit hard man. It hit hard. It changed my whole mind about it. At least it's not like bugs or something. Oh. Okay. So. That's your final answer. My final answer. But hers is... You want to change anything. What do you think? I'm gonna lock in mine. Yeah. Let's go with it. Okay. You were both wrong. Oops. I'm not coffee expert. I guess I'm not the coffee expert. I thought I was. Change that one over there. Oh. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. That's crazy. The decaf tastes the best. Right? Isn't that the best one? Yeah. I wouldn't think. I thought... Maybe I'll have to give it a try. Oh man. Trying to tell something. Here's some water while you guys are waiting. You guys are good on that one? Yeah. So I'm gonna pick a card. Both of you guys are lost. So pick a card. Oh no. Okay. I got a card. All right. Put it to the side. So just keep it safe. All right. So go ahead and push that to us. And here's some water if you guys want to wash the palate off. Awesome. Thank you. Disgusting. I knew I won right when I walked through the door. All right. So this would be the milks, guys. Okay. Now, I apologize. There might be a little bit of coffee left in that thing, so... All right. So get yourself a good goal. Get yourself a good goal. You know, air it out on your palate. Taste it. Okay? I knew it. Why don't we do joy first this time? Okay. Okay. Move that up and back. That's good. I know what that is. Should I say it or say it this way? Okay. I know what that one is. Let's wait. Let's wait to see what she does. I'm pretty sure I know what that one is. Oh, yeah. I'm scared. Can I retaste one of these real quick? Yes. Absolutely. See? As many times as you like. Okay. I'm glad you... All right. It worked, George. I'm going to go from this way. All right. Okay. That one's not bad. Let's see. No. That one's not... That little one, that one's fun. Yeah. I think I know what it is, though. I'm going to try this one again. Yeah. These are kind of similar. Go for it. Okay. I think I know. So, let's have you place your cards first. Okay. I'm going to go almond milk, cacao soy milk... Oat milk. Okay. I don't know how these choices influence you, but go ahead and... Are you changing anything? Let me make a mental note of what you just did. So, go ahead. Are you... Yeah, I'm changing. Okay. Actually, I think I'm going to change them all. How do we feel about our choices? Good? I felt good about mine. Feel good? Like confident? I did. I thought I was confident. Ten. Ten. Yeah, I know she switched to my still ten. One of us is really wrong. I really thought ten, dude. I am swear, dude. I mean, this had to be almond milk, dude. So, you feel pretty strong about this? I feel pretty good. I'll try one more time. Is it... Sure. Okay. These two are kind of hard. I feel like I'm going to go on that one, though. Yeah, I'm going to keep it. Well, congratulations. Good job, Bella. Thank you. I suck at milks. All three were absolutely correct. Nailed it. Good job. All of them. All of them. All of them. So, pick your cards, sir. Okay, got it. Good girl. She was dead. Good job. You killed it. She knew exactly what was what. Yeah, I knew my oat milk, like I said. Yeah, I knew you knew your oat milk. You love the oat milk. I do like oat milk. The almond milk. Yeah. You do not like the almond milk. I did not. I like oat milk. That was the best one at all. Okay, well, should we move on to the last? Yeah. We'll save the best for the last. The water so we can clear out our palate, sir. Thank you. Good job. I was so, I was so confident. How confident are you? I'm a tin. I'm confident. They're all wrong. Some mentality that counts. Yeah, I tried. I came in confident. You know, I came in confident. Sorry. I was, the oat milk, man, that's really good, actually. The milk milk is really good. I know. You just said it, too. I should have just remembered that you said oat milk was really good. Yeah. Oat milk and coffee. Yeah. So I do it. How confident do you think you guys are with the waters? I think I'm going to suck at this. And I didn't think it could get any worse, man. I just came off a big loss. It was a big loss. It was. I'm the worst milk taster ever in all of history. Oh, gosh. Okay. Here we go. So, why don't we... So, let's go back to Illinois. Are you ready? Go ahead. I'm ready. It's going to be tricky. It just tastes like sparkling water. Okay. Okay. Oh. Spicy. I don't know if I, like... No, I just spoke too soon. I just... Can be hard. Oh, no. Really? It's so bubbly. Okay. Hmm. It takes a second. Yeah. I might have to do these two again. I think that one is pretty distinct. It's going to be hard. I don't know if I've had sparkling mineral water before. But, okay. I think I'll take my best guess. Yeah. You're up. Who would drink that? I'd see whatever that is. That's wrong, right? I'm going to be guessing. You're going to be guessing? I mean, it's... There is a different taste. It gets like... This is the worst to the best. It's still... I agree. Yeah. So, go ahead, though. Raise your cards. This one. Okay. How do you feel about those? I feel pretty good about this one, but the other two I'm guessing. Okay. What do you want to do? I agree with this one. I mean, that's a good guess. I mean, it could have... To me, these two could have either be either or. Yeah. I'm not 100% sure. I mean... This one's the best. Yeah. I like... Yeah. I think that tastes like a crappy mineral water. So, we're good? We're lucky this is it. Yes, I agree with her. 100%. Let's go. Oh my gosh. You are good at taste testing. You might want to have a future in this. Yeah. You are very good. This is a travelable world. Tasting foods. Maybe I will. Mr. Collin. No, I'm going to start tomorrow. Great job. I mean, thank you very much. This was fun. I mean, so we ended up with what? One card each? Two. I have two. She has one. You have two. I have two. Let's go ahead and read one. Okay. First one. Bella sits on your face like a toilet seat for 10 seconds. Okay. Okay. That's a win. That's not a loss. That's okay. That's okay. For her? Okay. Okay. What about you? What is yours to say? Let's see. Slurp on dick for 10 seconds. Like a popsicle after he dips in a drink. Oh. Okay. Okay. She's going to dip it in a drink and you're going to suck on it like popsicle. That's what it says. And it just sounds like I won again. And I'm the worst taster. What does your second one say? It says sniff panties for a full five seconds. No breathing. Okay. So to sniff it in and then hold it in. Okay. Okay. Well, there it is. It doesn't sound like you lost. I didn't lose it off. No. I won 100. Don't sound too bad. Okay. Well, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. This one's silly, right? Yeah. Hey, sniff panties for five seconds. No breathing. I like that one. Yeah. I don't think that sounds so bad. Not at all. Actually, better than the tasting. Yeah, honestly. I mean, you are a queen at that, though. You killed it. Thank you. You guys ready to maybe do the cards? I'm definitely ready. I'm ready. Yeah. What do you guys want to do first? Looks like we're going to start with this one. The first one we grab, sniff panties for a full five seconds and no breathing. Okay. Oh, you smell so good. Mmm. Amazing. Wow. Mmm. Have anyone smushed your panties like that before? No. I don't think he's singing so bad. It smells so good. You want to smell one? Mmm. Amazing. You smell so good. Yeah. Go ahead and rip up your card, buddy. All right. All done. All done. Okay. All right. What should we do next? No. Bella sits on face like toilet seat full weight for 10 seconds. That sounds good. Let me get my shoes off this bed. Why don't you come over here? Thank you. Yeah. I'm going to lay with my head off the edge of the bed. Oh, wait. Sit back. Sit back. Sit up. Let me see your face. Oh, it feels weird. Well, I'm loving this. I don't think this looks so bad. Mmm. This is great. You can stay right there. A gift. Something like a dare. This is definitely not a punishment. You might want to lose every time. I don't even know what time we're at. Oops. Where are you going? That's amazing. All right. So there was, you could rip up that card. Now there was a card that involved. This one says, slurp on dick for 10 seconds like a popsicle after he dips it in a drink. Very interesting. I'll have to see you. I guess you got to get naked. I guess so. Take it off. All right. So yeah, you could go back to sleep. Okay. Okay. Oh, milk. There you go. All right. Oh, that's cold. Ooh. I'll lick that milk off. Let's see. All of it. Oh. It tastes so good. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Now we get all of the milk. Listen, they're either perfect or you taste so good. Oh, so good. Oh, yeah, mmm, fuck me so good.