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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast. This is Pillow Talk. I'm your host, Ryan Poundell, the number one adult show in the world. Thank you. That's right. And we're going to do it again next year. Big episode today. This one I've been excited for for three, maybe four fucking years. This is the most requested guest. We read the comments. Pillow Talk fans, we love you. This name has been getting brought up three years, four years, every fucking episode. Get Kelsey Monroe. get Kelsey Monroe all the fucking time. I've been harassing this lady to do it. And God damn it, we figured it out finally today. But first, introducing my co-host, Mr. Chaz Carty. Man, what? And our guest today, this girl here is known for having the nicest ass in porn. But I think the world. It's natural. No work done on this perfect, perfect body. But this girl here, the way she juggles her Hannah Montana lifestyle of being Bianca and Kelsey Monroe, it's a full-time gig. She's a superstar. For how long ago she left the industry and to still be one of the top viewed every month is unbelievable. This is one of my favorite human beings on earth. The gorgeous, the beautiful, the star. Kelsey Monroe! Thank you. You're so sweet. Oh, my God. I'm nervous. I'm nervous, too. Okay, are you? I can't lie, I'm a little nervous. Okay. Let's de-nervousify. You say your name, where you're from, and a fun fact about you. My name is Bianca, known as Kelsey Monroe. Yes. And I like to fuck. There we go. And then it landed here. My name is Ryan Pownall. I'm from Toronto, Ontario. And I've jerked off to Kelsey 7,682 times. Yes. There we go. That's such a compliment. 7,682. Next question. Fuck yeah. Wow. And how about you, Mr. Cardi? I'm Chaz Cardi, and one of my names I go by is White Chocolate. I know we're getting started. Yeah, and why is that, Chaz? It's because he's got a big wiener. Oh, I want to see it. Yeah. You can't. Until I can. And look, I was debating on sharing this or not, but let's just let the fans in. Let's see it. Kelsey and I had a fun little fling. We did. Back in 2024. Wow, that was a long time ago. Yeah. It was two years ago. And, you know, I really, I got obsessed. We were both obsessed. Yeah. Should we tell the story? Let's tell the story. You okay with this? I'm okay with it. Okay. Way back, four years ago, I was obsessed with Kelsey and I was begging her to come do pillow talk when it was super small still. And she was being so sweet. Yeah, okay. Here's my number. Let's talk about it. We FaceTime. And I'm nervous, freaking out. I've never even met. I've only met two or three porn stars at this time. It's still fresh. Yeah. And then I made a joke. I was just trying to be funny and make her laugh. and she goes, and then she blocked me on everything. No shot. Who was it? No. Nope. No. No, we moved on from it. And I was, you know, my dream girl, right? My favorite voice. Yeah, fucking blew it. Two years later, I see her at X-Biz Los Angeles. She's got a three-hour lineup to go speak to her because A, she's the star that she is, but B, she doesn't pop up for nothing. So to see her was huge. And I just walked up to her. I got down on one knee and I said, Mrs. Monroe, I'm really sorry about that silly joke. Will you please forgive me? And then she said, yeah, and we can fuck. Wow. Viral video. I told you, I like to fuck. The next night, we go to the awards. We end up sitting together. So cute. And we went home that night and we made love. Wow. We started in the Uber. Oh. I wasn't going to say. The Uber driver was like, stop. Tell them about the Uber, Mrs. Monroe. We got in there and I dropped your pants. And she gave me an Uber blowjob. Uber blowjob, wow. Isn't that cool? That's iconic. I felt like the fucking man. Yeah, I would too. And then from that night, we FaceTimed every day for months. And I was so giddy and nervous and I was obsessed with her. Came around to the daily routine. Yeah. And then you came to visit me in Florida. I did. I went all the way to Tampa Bay to see her. Tampa Bay. Yeah. And we went to Bush Gardens. Bush Gardens. Okay, yep, yep, yep. With her kids. No, we didn't. We didn't bring the kids there. We didn't? We had the kids in California. Oh, my God. At the Santa Monica Pier. Okay, you're right. You're right. See, we did a lot of stuff. Yeah, a lot going on here. And then, you know, we both went our separate ways after that. But what great times with you, Mrs. Thomas. Great times. We did. Thank you for everything. We had so much fun time. So now you just had another kid? I did. Tell us. Oh, my goodness. He's so squishy. I just, I love my little babies. I want five kids. Is that five now? I want five. Oh. I'm only at three. Okay, who do you want the baby dies to be? I gotta have the color of the rainbow at this point. Oh my god! Yeah, you want to have every race as a kid? Why not? Why not? Because right now they're all Caucasian, are they not? They're all different. Right. One is super Caucasian, and then the other is like a purebred Italian. Right. And then the last one is like, we don't know exactly. Wait, hold on a second. We don't know all the races. But wait, you... I'm a mutt. Well, hold on. Who is baby daddy number three of your third child? Hold on a sec. Are you being serious? I mean... You don't know who the daddy is? 100%. Oh my God, yeah. Maybe. Maybe not. Wow. Who knows? It could be a sperm donor. Oh my God. How many guys does it narrow down to? Two or three? It could be a sperm donor. Right. Yes, of course. So who knows? Who knows? That's fun though, sort of. It is fun because I don't have to share. Yeah, right. And I get to live my life. Yeah, you don't have some guy trying to fucking come in and out of their lives. Yeah. He's a deadbeat and then he feels bad. Exactly. Fuck all that. If they don't want a part of it, that's on them. True. I get all the love. Double the love. Yeah, that's perfect for you. It is. So have you had sex since you've had the baby? Because it's been two months, right? I haven't had sex since I got pregnant. I got pregnant and I was like, uh-oh. Kelsey. And that was it. For someone who likes to have sex as much as you, that's almost hard to believe. It's true. I couldn't find a candidate and I didn't really put effort into finding a candidate. Wow. And then that was that. That's almost about a year of no sex. I know. I'm starving. Oh. how have you been satisfying your needs my hatachi yes because when you're pregnant you like it's hard to reach so you can't like oh yeah you gotta go around you gotta like get the hatachi reach all the way around you're doing dj diddles how often i was doing dj diddles three times a day yeah during the pregnancy yeah because pregnancies make girls more horny oh my god what is it about a pregnancy that makes you want to fuck the hormones maybe i guess right juicy wet pussy i don't know wow have you ever fucked a pregnant chick ryan yeah yeah yes they're hot i i yeah i like it yeah i think it's really hot i love that for you because they're free cream pies exactly i didn't get that yeah that made me sad oh my god because your other two pregnancies were You taking the free cream pies? I was like a high school lover, so I kind of got the cream pies. Okay, fine. Second one was the love of my life, so we were cream pieing all the time. Wow. Now we're an adult, and I'm just like, fuck these dudes. I don't have time for that. DJ Diddle. Every time a girl comes on the show, I ask them, who's your greatest male performer of all time? Mm-hmm. And the most votes over the last five years of Pillow Talk? J-Mac. J-Mac. J-Mac, number one? Manuel Ferraro, number two. So I asked J-Mac, because J-Mac does new interviews. You know how he is. He does not. Yes. Could you imagine if you had him here with me? Oh, he maybe would have done the show with you. All I have to do is be like, come on. He goes, I don't do podcasts. He's so cool. I asked J-Mac off camera at Expos a week ago. I said, you're number one, bro. Who is your number one? Shut up. And guess who he said? Shut up. Chelsea motherfucking Monroe. Shut up. That's fine. Isn't that special? That is. That's a huge honor I think that really is Why is he so good at fucking And then I want to know Why you think The best fucker in the world Rated you so good at fucking Maybe we fuck good together Of course I mean he's You do I've seen He's a beast He just Those pool videos He's a beast He's got a nice cock But that's not the best part about him He just Cause how big is his cock It's a great size cock Yeah it's big that's a great size cop but he manhandles you like he does everything he's like i'm gonna flip you here and he doesn't ask so he's a gonzo guy yeah big time yeah yeah and everything looked great and he fucks you good and for viewers he knows angles to make the girl look good exactly that's what i'm saying yeah puts you in the right angles yes doesn't feel like this is strenuous you know you're just like oh my god this hot right some guys don't do it right they don't hit that angle right and you're like this hurts right they don't catch the vibe you're like yeah the new guys these of guys oh yeah they weren't properly trained by mainstream that when you eat pussy go to the side when you're doing doggy film a 45 degree like you know there's these angles that they're missing we love this side uh yeah gotta eat it like yeah right and then there's the make out the porn make out. We loved all that. And then so why do you think he picked you as his best? Maybe because we fucked a lot. He was most of my career. Literally. I mean, I would always request J-Mac because it was just so much more fun than other dudes. And you guys were filming in LA at the time? We've never filmed in LA. Okay, so it's always here. It's always here in Miami. And back in the day, there was only like three guys out here. It was J-Mac, Tony Urbino, who was great. Peter Green. What was another guy? There weren't a lot out here. We were just with him. What's his name? Teddy Tarantino. Oh, Teddy. Yes. Teddy's great. He's fairly new. Oh, is he? Yes. He hot He hot Yeah He got a lot of money too Yeah He rich as fuck He got all his fun toys and he makes the scenes like super cool Not just like here a bed now take your pants off Right He like come take a ride in my Lamborghini It like okay that fun Yes, yes, yes, yes And then fuck the shit out of me You know what my new vibe is? You know what I'm into? You know what I've been watching lately? Fansly I fucking love Fansly. No cap. It's fucking awesome You know why? Because it's the first platform I've ever seen that has a discoverable algorithm them. So it's like the explore page on IG. They get to know you, what you like, your preferences, and then they recommend girls to you that you would like. So I started just doing, doing my thing. And then I saw these perfect blondes with nice booties pop out because that's what I'm into. Oh my God. Every day I'm finding new dime pieces that I'm obsessed with. No more searching all over Instagram. Boom. Fans, they got so much shit on the site too. They got everything you can want. They even have streaming. It's fucking amazing. We dropped the link in the bio below. Go check it Now, fansly.com slash Pillow Talk is going to bring you to the Explore page with a shitload of free content. You're going to get fucking addicted. I promise you that. If you're anything like me, you're going to fucking love it. Fansly is the new fucking wave. So, Kelsey Monroe, because your ass is so iconic. Is it? Yes. I love it. Have you won Most Spectacular Ass? Not yet. Is that the award? We'll just say not yet. Yeah, what the fuck? I'm never at AVN. Have you won some AVNs? I've been nominated. I just got nominated, actually, this last AVN. It was a scene with J-Mac. What's it? Best boy girl? It was J-Mac and Lucas Frost. Oh, best threesome. It was a good threesome. Lucas Frost. Lucas Frost. Okay. When we were in love, I got to be honest, I was always jealous of Lucas Frost. Because you didn't like that I talked to him. Yeah. He was sweet. I think he liked you at the same time. No. What was going on with you two? We fucked for money. Yeah. But it was always him. We were talking for fun. You know what I mean? Like, I'm shooting today, babe. With who? Lucas Frost. What was that? The Jermynuts. Again. Oh, I like that. I like that it makes you jealous. But were you guys having a little love affair? No, I was having a love affair with you. Do you remember when I called one time and he picked up and he said, she's busy, bro. Do you remember that? No. No way. Yes, yes. You guys were at some steakhouse. Oh, yes. Yeah. I call her, my baby. I'm like, hey, what do you have to do? I'm at dinner. I FaceTime her. And then Lucas Frost. my ops she's busy bro hangs up it was kind of gangster I'm not gonna lie I felt like a bitch no no no we had just worked and we were getting some dinner that's all that's how it is when you work there's some dinner after aren't you hungry after I felt like I had to puke I felt sick all night I'm so sorry I was like oh my god oh my god my baby my angel what's up my friends it's Ryan Powell here I'm playing with one win one win or sin so I'm gonna spin the wheel there's a lot of things on this wheel I'm loving this new segment If you don't know now, you know, we signed with OneWin. Best friend ever. We love them. Love you, OneWin. Let's go. All right. Last person you stalked on Instagram. Okay, let's see. All right, this girl's from Australia. Her name is Crystal Galtry. How do you say it? Galtry? Look at this girl, bro. She's super underrated. But the thing is, she's here in LA for the next few weeks. Look at that. Oh my God, dude. Hottest girl in the world. Love her so much. So that's who I stalked. And then also, Mrs. Daphne Joy, baby. I love her. I love her so much. There you go. One win, we love you. One winner's sin. Let's get back to pillow talk. Okay, so how about mainstream now? Are you going to? Oh, yeah, absolutely. What's the plan? Well, first I have to get my hoo-ha fix because my baby ripped my hoo-ha. Oh, shit. Coming out. Really? Oh, yeah. Big 10-pound baby. Fuck. Stitches all the way to my asshole. What? For real? Oh, yeah. The doctor's like, are you sure you want to push this on him? 10-pound baby? So maybe it's J-Mac's baby then. Shut up. No. Big, right? Absolutely not. Shit. So is that why you haven't had the sex? No. That happened after delivery. So I just gave the baby. I had the baby like two months ago. So you got to like wait. But I haven't really looked downstairs because I had a lot of stitches. And I'm like, ah, surgeon will fix it. Oh, no. Yeah. Oh, my God. So what do they have to do? I don't know. I've never had to do this before. Are you still playing with yourself? No. Oh, no way. Yeah, no. Oh, you must be going crazy. I am. I'm horny as fuck. Right? It's awful. And I have these milking titties, and it's great lube. And I could just be the best fuck right now, but I'm celibate. Great lube? I've never thought of that. Next time you talk to a girl with licky boobs, just have her shh, like, duh. Oh, that is so cool. And you can lick it, and it tastes great. Oh. Mm-hmm. That is awesome. Are you more dying to get back into mainstream? And shoot. Or more dying to just make love off cam. I'm just dying to get fucked. Folded like a pretzel. Yeah, you are. You're very submissive. Thanks. But you're also dommy. It's a... No, I'm not. A little. No, I'm not. No? I talk like I'm dom, but when you get me in bed, I'm a good girl. Are you on Fansly, by the way? Fansly? Yeah. I don't think so. It's fantastic. We gotta get you on. Okay. This is our favorite segment. Always goes viral. What is your strangest custom request? Usually, someone will send something. It'll be like one guy sent a cowboy hat and a cowboy belt. Oh, my God. They send you stuff through P.O. Box. Uh-huh. And then they ask me to put it on, and then they'll ask me to do something very strange, like poop on it. Oh, my God. And I never do it. Poop on the thing they sent you. And then send it back. Send it back. What kind of stuff do they send you? Like cowboy hats, like real leather belts, like cowboy belts, cowboy shoes. They send the weirdest stuff. But then I stopped taking those requests because I was like, I didn't know if I wanted to fulfill that. Like I love this industry and I love monetizing in whatever way possible. But there's a line where it's like, I won't do that. Good for you. Yeah. And I feel like a lot of girls are just like, they'll do whatever. And I'm like, if the price is right, a lot of girls don't have a line. No, I've seen the prices, right? It's like, are you sure you want that on the internet forever? Because even if you just send it to them, now they own it and they can do whatever they want. Has that happened to you? Has a custom leaked? I've never had a custom leak that I didn't, wasn't like, oh my God, I can't believe that's on the internet. Okay. So you send customs assuming that it will get leaked? Yes. I assume this will be seen by everybody. Am I sure I want this out there? Got it. Is it worth it? That's smart. Yeah. Because I know some girls are living on the edge thinking, I did a really fucked up custom last night and I hope this fan that I don't even know his name or exists has this pact with me to keep it secret. You're smart, Kelsey. I mean, I wish I could tell girls sometimes if someone's willing to pay for that, right, why not tease them and see what else they're willing to pay for? Because if they have money like that, let me just interest you in something a little smaller. Because you don't want to lose customers. You don't want to, if someone's willing to pay thousands of dollars for like your breast milk, right? Yeah. You got to tease them into something else. Like maybe just a video of me leaking. Right, right, right. Instead of just black or white, yes or no. Exactly. And then you just tease them every week. And now you're making more money off of him than just that one video. Okay. The milk thing. It's kind of tasty. I had my friend, Sonia. I think I sent you the clip. She milked me. And honestly, I would eat a bowl of Cheerios with those. It's delicious. It's like condensed milk, but not thick. Right. It's delicious. And is it healthy like normal milk is? It's liquid gold. Do you know bodybuilders pay good money for that? Get the fuck out. Do you know how many fans have requested to buy my milk? I believe that. I will not because that belongs to my baby. Oh. That's my baby's liquid gold. Have you ever had a gentleman have any? My ex with my second child. He would drink it a little bit? No, I'd force it down his throat because he was a little bitch. I was like, just open your mouth. But how does it work to get it out of the tit or teat? You just squeeze. Is that the word, teat? You just squeeze. Oh, so you squeeze it. Well, when the baby sucks. So anyone sucks on it. So how does it work with a baby? I honestly don't know. So, like, think of the nipple and then a mouth on there and then... And it just... It starts to flow. Okay. It squirts everywhere. Now, does this procedure make girls' nipples grow out? Yeah, definitely. It does, right? Yeah. Because my mom, honestly, I've walked in on her naked, and I love you, mom. But her nipples are this fucking long. I met your mom. Yeah, you did. I met your mom and your dad. Look at us. At that point? Look at us. Wow. You're so cute. Look at us. I love that. My mom has nipples you can hang your prom suit off of. I have nice nipples. I think it depends on your ethnicity. Okay. So it wasn't me, because I asked her. I'm like, mom, respectfully, awkward convo, but your nips are this long. What's going on? Well, if she breastfed, which your mom seems like the type that breastfeeds. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Until I was like 19. Wow. That's hot. That's why you're so healthy. They're milking right now because we're talking about them. Well, I'm wearing black so that way in case they milked, you wouldn't see it. Wait, they listen? They catch vibes? They hear baby cries. They hear everything. Like right now, look. Give me your hand. Oh. You feel the wetness? I actually do. No way. That's fine. I am. I'm fine. Wow, so your body. Right there, look. Oh my God. Oh my God. Wait, what just happened? Is it because he touched you? They hear you. They hear me. Oh, my God. It popped through. You see it? As we're talking about it? Yeah. Craziest thing I've ever seen. That was kind of great. Oh, wow. What the fuck? Oh, my God. It just went. Yeah. Wow. We have that on camera. My tits are getting really hard right now. What's up, tits? So they're probably leaking. Oh, my God. This episode is going really well. They're nice and warm. it's like one liter you ever take a little sip? of course all the time I put it in my coffee I put it in my smoothies wait you really do? I really do I feel like the more breast milk I consume the more I get out of it how do you load up the breast milk? how does that all work? oh you gotta eat a lot lots of oats lots of protein you have to eat like the equivalent of 20 chickens a day that's how much protein yes wow so you're eating more than ever right now? I'm eating like a fat cow and I love it because I'm like, I don't give a fuck. Look at my cellulite. Look at that. That's, I'm proud of that. There's none. No, are you kidding? I'm proud of that. Look at that. No, I don't see any. If we got stranded in the desert. I would definitely feed everyone with my tits. Right. And we would all survive. Yes, right? I don't know how, I would survive, but. So that's, that's my question. Yeah. Do you need to eat and drink to load up? Absolutely. So it doesn't just gift it to you and then you could survive off it? Absolutely not. Okay. So you would go on E eventually. I would. And do you remember two years ago on TikTok, ladies were allowed to show their boobs if they were breastfeeding? 100% went viral. They still do that. What the fuck was that? I don't know. Why is that allowed and then I can't say the word bitch? Because it's natural. Making love is natural too, honey. You know what I'm saying? Shout out to Popstar. I love these guys. I've been using this. It gives me a full, nice, juicy dick all the time when you're soft. Boom, there's blood flow in it. To get hard, bing. You have big loads. I actually love it. You just take one of these every single morning, changes my fucking life. And you know, it makes your cum taste like pineapples. 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Right, he wasn't the UFC fighter one. No. He's baby daddy number two? Possible baby daddy number three. Oh. But he was number two, right? Baby daddy number two was the fuck a fan. So I built a fuck a fan contest for OnlyFans. That's so sick. And I put out a ad and I said, I'm going to fuck a fan. You have to follow these rules. Email me these things. I built it all myself and I answered all the emails. and this little 18-year-old boy stalked the shit out of me. He was 18, I was 24. Oh my God! And he got the fuck a fan contest so I bring him to a studio and we tried to get him up. He was very nervous. It was hot. There were studio lights. So then we give him the Viagra. You had a videographer? I had everything. I had a videographer, a photographer. Yeah, because he doesn't know how to hold a video. It was like a studio just like this. And he got very nervous. Yes. So I took him into his car, like, after we gave him the pill. And I was like, maybe this will work. You gave him a dick pill? Uh-huh. Yeah. And it worked. And then I was like, mm, this is really good, my dumb ass. And then that was it. We fell in love. And we were making YouTube videos. We built on OnlyFans together. No way. We made millions on OnlyFans together. I did not know all this, Kelsey. And then, like, everyone was like, oh, my god, she had a baby with a fan. I was like, I mean, we fell in love. Right. I dated him. before I just made a baby. This guy is so cool. He's pretty damn cool. Yeah. He's pretty damn cool. That's great. Was he handsome? Oh, he's very handsome. Wow. What a guy. Very cool. Yeah. You win a fuck a fan contest. So sick. Right. With your dream porn star. Right. And then you put a baby in her. Oh, we were in love. We were trying for a baby. It took two years. Oh, you were trying with him? We were trying. We dated for like five years. So he wasn't very fertile. I feel like my shit is fucking It's all about the man's sperm It's all about your diet What you eat How good your sperm is I eat like shit But I'm knocking girls up Every second time Is it true That girls can get pregnant From pre-cum Yes I got pregnant from pre-cum All three times What I mean I'm very fertile I'm healthy I watch my diet I've never taken birth control In my life Right Which people find that Just awful Since I was born And you have a pregnancy kink. I mean, I tell people when I work, look, I don't take birth control, so don't nut in me. Right. Okay? And so, yeah, you've never done a cream pie scene, correct? No. You got pregnant from pre-cum. Oh, yeah. All three times. I think it depends on the woman, if she's fertile. You are so fertile, I think. I'm very fertile. Yeah. I love it. I think your, what are they called? Your eggs. My eggs are just fucking sweaty. they feel they see a dick and they're like grab his shit yeah get his cum they're like a fucking magnet just yeah yes yes yes i'm not kidding that's what i think about you and i cum a lot when i have sex so like it's an open portal you know when the guy comes and the girl comes at the same time you're opening it for them to fertilize the egg really 100 oh crazy right so for families or parents that are trying, you would recommend that she orgasms while he's doing it? 100%. And if that doesn't work, I tell them to get into a fight because the male's sperm works based off of what he can get. So if he knows he already has it, his sperm is going to be like, eh, I'm carrying this woman because I got this bitch. But if they're fighting and he doesn't know he's got it locked in, they're going to get pregnant. Kelsey, you're right. Yeah. You got a girl pregnant while you're fighting? Yes. I told you. Oh, my God. Wow. you're right okay here i'll tell you what happened tell me okay we did a lot of cream pies like idiots with no birth control and stupid stupid never got her pregnant and then we had breakup sex like i we broke up and then i saw her at a festival and we're drunk and this and that and then we got home and we fucked one time yep that one got her pregnant the male brain is very like think of like animals they don't date for months and then get married and have a baby they fuck and they make a baby right away right but he had to fight for that right because usually the females like no bitch work for me you know what i'm saying and then the animal puts on the little dance and blah blah blah oh humans are the same oh my god and i only know this because i'm a homeschool mom so i've been like having to learn all over again which is really annoying I think they teach that in school. They do. 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And then he'll give, you know, the spare to her. And then... Did not know this trick. They share. Right, that's so hot. They share the cum. Love it. That's the best part. Yeah, and they cum swap, they call it. They cum swap, they spit it back in each other's mouth, and he's just watching like, damn. We should talk about that, how you got into porn. I remember you told me you were dead broke. Living in my car, and I tried every job possible. I was a waitress. I worked at a phone call center. I went to the military. I military. I did. And they denied me. And they're like, you're too beautiful. You're going to get. That's literally what they said. Oh, I was like, wow. Thanks for being honest. Holy shit. One day I'm in a Walmart shopping. It's like 3 a.m. And this guy, his name was Steve Dash. A lot of people know him and CJ and Donovan. So like any of the girls in Florida probably heard those names. But they're like, oh, do you want to model for a thousand dollars? I was like, just tell me what it is. They're like, okay, it's porn. So then they brought me to the RK office in Florida. And I realized it was real. And I did my Googling, my research. I was like, okay, this is legit. It's legal. I won't get in trouble if I do this. Wow. And then I kept the card in my car for a year. Oh, yeah. Before I was like. And did you still live in the car for a year? I still lived in my car for a year. And I was just like. What kind of car are we talking? Was it like a. It was a Jeep Patriot. I remember it like it was yesterday. It was like kind of like a SUV. You lived in a Jeep Patriot for two years? A year and a half. Unbelievable. Hey, guys. Give it a little. From rags to riches, huh? Yeah. And then I did my first scene. With who? Jamek. What? Yeah. Oh, shit. First he was with Jamek. Was this before he was a star? He was always a star. Oh, really? Okay. He was always a star when I got into it. But he was in the industry for like maybe 10 years when I got in. How long has he been doing porn, this guy? A long time because I've been in for 13 years. So 20 something years. Oh God. Okay. 24, maybe 27 years. Wow. That's crazy. And zero interviews. He will not do a podcast. Yeah. He says that I will not. I don't know why. We could get them together. I could do it. Yeah. Yeah. I just gotta like trick him. Be like, we're going to go do a scene and then the podcast. As long as he gets his dick sucked, he'll be fine. So you did your first scene with J Mac. Oh. Did you like it? I loved it. You liked being watched, right? It was on my 21st birthday, actually. they booked it on my birthday and I was like fuck it and they're like tell us something interesting about you I was like it's my birthday and I remember getting a check and going to the bar and buying like my first liquor by myself and I actually had the money to do it wow I fell asleep at the bar literally and my dad had to bring me home and then that scene went viral it was on like the banner it was on the like are you sure you're 18 I've probably seen it I don't know the name of it I think it was just Kelsey Monroe okay and what company again reality kings oh you started pretty big yeah oh that's i started right off rip with reality king that's a big one that's like a top five or ten company for sure that's crazy yeah i just got the right connect and then i made sure that i always from a walmart from a walmart okay so you did your first scene it blew up you're a star overnight i was a star overnight and then how long before the browsers thing happened almost a year i because is that all Back in the day, you had to wait to do your anal. It was like something you held off on. Yes, of course. And browsers would only shoot you if you shot anal first. It was not like you could do vaginal. At that time, that was the rule? This was 13 years ago, yeah. Oh. They were like, to get into browsers, you had to do anal. Really? Or you had to be a star. And to be a star, you had to build your shit. So you had to get rid of your anal right away? Mm-hmm. No, it took me a year to get rid of anal. Okay. In this day and age, girls be like... They wait five years. They wait five days. I feel like they're like okay it's already in my butt I'm like you did that too fast you gotta coach these girls but they don't listen that's the problem and you know that and I already have three kids at home that don't listen yeah right so I'm not dealing with that shit three baby daddies that don't listen so I'm not dealing with that shit so you did your anal debut on browsers perfect it was fire with Kieran Lee and how was that he was huge well yeah I mean you know what that's the worst guy to start anal with because have you done it at that point in your private life no that was my first time no fucking chance yeah i swear to god your first time ever doing anal was your browser's debut yeah and i had to sit there all day because no way kelsey do you understand the shit you're saying i do this is crazy it was crazy back in the day now i'm just like fuck yeah i did that this guy's dick though is 10 and a quarter he's got i probably the longest Caucasian dick in all of porn. It is a long dick. You'd started with that. In my ass. How deep did he go? Nice and deep. Is there an ending to anal? I feel like anal, the more you fuck it, the stretchier it gets. Yes, yes. The more stretchier, and it just gets nicer and nicer the more you penetrate it Versus vagina will kind of like I getting tired The anal is just like oh Oh that feels great Oh that getting better And how did that feel your first scene Was it torture No, are you kidding me? I loved it. Oh, really? You loved it? Yeah. And then you became the anal queen. I was. Yeah. Yeah, you and Sasha Gray are the two greatest anals of all time. That's amazing. That's such a compliment. Right? Thank you. Thank you. And so then, because you were so good at it, how many scenes did you do and not do anal? Because I know that there's a lot of prep that goes towards it. You got to not eat the day before. Yeah. You got to do the beads and you got to do the douche and what's it called? You're getting me excited. The enema. The enema. Yeah. You got to clean that ass out. You know what enema is? Uh-huh. Why don't you tell it, Chaz? It's a liquid that you put up your asshole and it just takes all your shit out. That's crazy. And you keep doing it until there's nothing there. Yeah, until the water runs clear. Yes, right. Yes, which takes like three hours. Damn. Yeah. Even when it's kind of yellow, you're just like, no. Because think about it. If someone does ass to your mouth, do you want poopy in there? Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Me neither. Right? So how many, what percentage of your scenes were you doing anal? Now, like give it a percent? Yeah. I'll say 30, 70. So 30 anal. Okay. 70% of actual. And just because, fuck doing all that prep. No, sometimes the companies don't want to pay my anal fee. I've heard some girls take some pretty low balls for anal. We were just talking about this, right, Tarzan? How people are fucking up business negotiations for the rest of us. Yeah. We were just talking about that. And girls work too much, so it's like you can't put this high rate if you're not exclusive. My pitch is I'm exclusive. If you're going to pay for me, you're going to pay my price. If not, hire somebody else. But I guarantee you the numbers won't be the same. You took what, five years off when you got the kids? I did, when I was dating and we were in love. That was fanboy? That was fanboy. Okay, so you dated him five years ago? Yeah. And then you broke up with him? We broke up. How did you break up with lover boy? I found out, a girl contacted me and told me what kind of car I had. And I said, how'd you know that? She goes, because your man comes to see me in the middle of the night. And that was it. I was like, damn. No way. no fucking way so then I actually asked that girl to come on a shoot with me and then I sent him the photos that's how I broke up with him oh yeah imagine that that's crazy iconic that's iconic that's how you handle a breakup and then you never spoke to him again well we have to because we have a child but you never please tell me you never let him hit again never good for you yeah it's like once you do me wrong I don't want to fuck you yep imagine I can have whatever I want yeah you can If I still want you, that means there's something there. Do you still want me? Hell yeah. You never did anything wrong. Oh, I know. Yes, thank you. Good shit, bro. I love that. Chaz, any questions? I've learned a lot. I'm learning a lot right now. Yes. I can't believe everything just came out of the middle. That was great. Now, Brandy, did you come up with something? I just figured while Brandy's here. I'm too shy. No, come say hello. Say hello. Just come say, let's swap you out for two seconds. So, Jerk Bates got this amazing new segment, Rate Your Pickle. You go to rateyourpickle.com. Two things that you can do with this. Number one is you answer 10 question questionnaire, and they give you a badge based on what you answered for the pickles. My pickle is cocky. I got my cocky badge. I like that. Oh, also, you can submit your pickle to Camgirls. And they judge it? Yeah, they judge it, yes. Do you have to pay to send it to them? Yeah, you have to pay to send it to them. Exactly. You have to pay to send them your pickle. Yeah, and get a rating. Isn't that iconic? From your dream Camgirls. I love this. It's great. So I was wondering, just to do a little pickle rating, if my boy Chaz could whip out his pickle. Please. Whip and set. I said please. She said please. She wants to see a pickle, man. I haven't seen a penis in a long time. If Chaz could bring it and you could rate his pickle. Yeah. Do you guys approve? Yes. Let's see. All right. Let's see why they call you white chocolate. Oh. There it is, Brandy. Fucking hot. We're testing it. Yeah, right there is perfect. Oh, my goodness. Oh, wow. That's a good pickle. Oh, my goodness. White chocolate for real. I like it. Yes, that's a good pickle. Tazen? I would give that like a nine. I was going to say 9.5. Wow, that's great rating. That's great. Did you start the porn? Porn in 2013. 2013. Okay, so way before the OF. Oh, yeah. OF contacted me. Oh, yeah? And they said, we built this site. It's like Instagram, but there's no restrictions. And I said, fuck yeah, say less. And that's when I was like, well, I need a dude to fuck. So I built Fuckafan. Oh, you started Fuckafan before OF? I started Fuckafan. I don't care what anyone says, because girls will be like, I did that. I was like, you just didn't see. Wait, wait, first let's introduce. Good friend and all the way from Los Angeles. This girl's my favorite girl to bump into at a party. She's always out. She's so fun. She's probably the most well-connected girl I know. I love that for you. You got the roll of the decks, honey. But you're so humble and sweet. This is Brandy Burr. Hi. Hi, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too. So this is a superstar icon of the mainstream and then OF and social media game. Now, this is one of the most popular girls in LA, I'll say. Oh, I love that. Yeah, it's very popular. How's the OF going? Do you love it? I do love it, yeah. How do you find male talents to work? Oh, I don't think she does that. Yeah. What? I pretty much just do myself, yeah. That's amazing, because if she wants to, she could be like, dangle the... Yes, dangle the carrot. You know? That's so smart. How far do you take your content on OF? I mean, I have like one boy girl, but that's it. Really? Yeah. I didn't know. She's smart. She can make good money. No way. Spencer Michael Barrett also loves you so much. Oh, hello, Spencer. He has you on his Mount Rushmore. Really? Yes, he does. Yay. I love that. Have I met him? Come on. Damon Dice. Oh, Damon Dice. I love Damon Dice. He loves you. He's the first one that I ever let dominate me where he put my foot on my face and I was loving it. He had me and doggy with his foot on my face. I was like, this is new. I like it. You know what? Let me tell you something about Damon. You'll be so happy to hear. he fell in love in July with the most amazing girl. Isn't she great? She's so pretty. She's very pretty. She's the 10 out of 10, 10 out of 10 personality. They're getting married, having kids. Aw, I love that. Yes, yes. So wait, you shot a boy girl with him? I did, yeah. Did you put it on your wall? I did not know that, Brandy Burr. I put it on my OF, yeah. Like for free? No, no, no, no. She sold it. I was like, don't do that. Sold it, sold it, sold it. What was the price tag on that? A good amount. A good amount, a good amount. Because I don't really do that. Do you still resell it if fans request it? She should. They do. I tell them really now, but they do sometimes. Because you want to vary it? Yeah, because I'm more just like a solo girl. I've been doing it since 2019. I've never actually known what content you do, to be honest. Yeah, it's just me. I love that. So you do solo dildo stuff? Yeah, and I'll do like collabs with girls, like friends. Yes. That's hot. Do you guys actually like scissor or you just look hot and naked? We just look hot and naked, yeah. It's very like girl next door kind of like. Very sweet. Who's your number one girl to collab with? Was it Lauren back in the day? Oh, I used to collab with her a lot. Yes, Lauren. Yes, Lauren. And then probably my friend Jesse. Jesse Sims. Who was your last boyfriend and when? My last boyfriend? Yeah. It was like a year ago. But I don't want to talk about him. Oh, fuck that guy. Yeah, he's not that guy. Fuck that guy. He doesn't deserve the credit. Exactly. Who are you having sex with these days? Honestly, I've been kind of celibate. We love that. Yeah. Do we like LA guys or no? I don't know. I feel like it's like college over there. Like everyone knows each other. Yeah. And I've just like, I've known everybody for so long. How long have you been doing LA? Um, six years. Okay. Yeah. Been there a while. Yeah. That's why I know so many people. And you took over. You took over. Come on. Your parties are so fun. Your house flew me out for his birthday last year. You have to come to his birthday. What happened? You bailed last time. I always bail. Something as a mom always happens. Something with your kids happens, yes. I'm going to do a big one July 18th. Oh, that's soon. Yeah. Come on, that's enough time to find a nanny. I can't leave the baby that long. Oh. You're crazy. So you bring everybody to LA? Hell no. I did that last time and... Yeah, how'd that go? It was so much fun. The kids were like, there's no parks anywhere. I was like... No, yeah, LA sucks for that. Yeah, like out here in Florida... But you know what we did? We went to the Santa Monica Pier with our kids. We did? And we were fishing. Wasn't that fun? Yeah. And then at the very end of the night, my son ran into a ride and split his whole face open. And we had to go to the hospital. Right. You spent the night in the ER. In stitches. Unbelievable. And then I had to go to an anal shoot the next day. With who? Do you remember who? It was for Vixen. Very nice. I want to see. You are a Vixen girl. Am I? I mean, yeah. It's all natural brunettes. It's what they go for. Oh. Isn't that what they... I love that. You've had threesomes, right? Not really. Yeah, you have. You got a proper cherry. I've literally only had two. I've only had two. I've only had two. They've always been like paid. Like a paid three-sum. It was only twice. Got it, got it, got it. There you go. I'm not doing that for free. I mean, if it makes you feel better, all my three-sums are paid too. Kelsey, how do you feel about three-sums in your personal life? Do you allow it with a boyfriend of yours? I've never had that. Okay, it was when I got into porn really young, 21. So I never had a personal life. Yeah, right. So it was like, if I'm working, I'm working. I'm working and then I'm with the kids to have sex for free. It was like, eh, sounds like a chore. Yes. Are they going to be a porn star and fuck the shit out of me and fold me like a pretzel? Probably not. So I'm not going to do it. Wow. Well, guys, any last words you want? Because that's the episode. Oh my goodness. Wait, can someone pass me that pink purse right there? I have a surprise for you. You got a present for me, Kelsey. Hold on. I do. This is your liquid gold. I got it for you. I even bought this cute little bottle. Is this your breast milk? Mm-hmm. You see how it's still cold? Oh. I know you're going to sip it. Oh, my God. I need you to try it. Please. How much of it? I'm going to save some for later. It's literally so little. Anyone have Oreos? Wait, get him a cookie. Yeah, you have a cookie? You do have a cookie. That's hilarious. Thank you. You're going to love this. Wow. Milk and cookies. Mm-hmm. Breast milk and cookies. This is fantastic. I'm going to put a little on top. There you go. There we go. You just dropped some liquid gold. Fantastic. Taste it now. He really loves it. Oh, that is good. It's good, right? Good work on the diet. My diet is so good. Oh, yeah. I eat all my fruits. That's almost keto. That's straight from the tip. Wow. Thank you so much. You're so welcome. This is fantastic. Thank you. All right. Kelsey Monroe. Love that. Woo! Yes. Good. I'm going to save this for later.