Pornhub Aria Gets Nasty - Russell Peters, Todd Shapiro, Harley Morenstein

Hey, this is Russell Peters. You're watching PornHub TV, which is weird, because you should just be cranking your cock and going to sleep. Are you up for PornHub TV? I'm here at the Chess for Last Festival at the Hyatt Hotel, waiting to meet some comedians, having fun, getting drunk. What? What's your favorite PornHub category? You know what? This is getting personal, but it's a hot, mature women. Really? You don't judge me. It really is. I don't want to see kids. I want to see older women. Good for you. What tall? Yeah. I mean, I'd look at you if you were on there. Are you on there? I'm not on there. Although what's the point of doing this? Harley, what's your favorite PornHub category? It's better. What is that? You asked me what that is. That's not the category. Cuck is not a category on PornHub. Is this why I just frequent other sites than PornHub? Get out of here. You get it. Exit. I've been very desensitized, Porn. So I like when a woman is drinking green tea on the beach. And it has to usually be an Asian woman under five foot three. That's the only thing that gets me excited these days. That is so niche. I'm really into it. Cuck is not a thing. You know what Cuck is? No, what is that? Oh, cuckles. OK, no one abbreviates cuckles. People do abbreviate cuckled. I like two kinds of porn. One is ice cube conversational. That's why I keep a full ice cube in my hand at all times. Four minutes. How are you doing? Good. Look at that. I keep that for my nipple just in remembrance of that. And I like midget door. It's a luchidor and midget porn combines and they wrestle fuck inside of a ring. But it's just not a wrestling ring like a giant caulk ring. It's really nice. You're a suit. You're a porn suit. Epic meal time. OK, but you're a porn suit. Like you're not like a real. You're not there. Sweaty dick out jerking off before mom and dad get home. You're like a fabricated vision of what jerking off could be about. But us, the real deal, we abbreviated to Cuck. And I like it. I don't know. I think my dad's a cuck. It's tough for me to be for me to disclose everything in front of camera. But I actually don't have a favorite category. I miss the days where you could just hit the scramble. And you would just kind of remember that roulette. What was that? I don't know. I know your type of thing. Yeah, the dating roulette thing. I just want to see whatever comes up. What porn have has that? We have a shuffle. That's what I want. Yeah, we have that. Going porn up all the time. And I just usually like the most new releases. Yeah, Cuck. I like Cuck. There's my category. What else? We should abbreviate that. Probably asked him out. ATM. ATM. No. I'll just spell it out though. The search works better when you spell it out. Sometimes you do ATM in some game. The bank, the bank machine. No, that never comes up on porn up. Are you sure? No, not actually. No. Maybe sugar daddy's. Maybe if I get to page four, I've never gotten to a page four on any porn hub search. I'm usually very satisfied in the first page of results. That is good for business. What is your favorite porn hub category? Is this like a app? Do you not know what porn hub is? It's like Uber. But for cops, so you open up the app and you say, I need a hubcap and there's a huge selection of hubcaps. Right? You have the spinner ones. You have ones that don't even spin. We have ones that have sparkles. Sparkles on them, right? Yeah. And then ones that have sparkles and they spin and then they leave a trail of sparkles as you drive. Yeah. Right. So I think I've heard of it. Somebody who's telling me about it. Yeah. So you get, is that? Yeah. No, you're on brand right there. Yeah. So I would say my favorite category is probably the one with the sparkles, but I don't like the pink ones. I like the purple. How do we start this? Like, does my hand go down your pants? Is there a hand go down? My pants? What happens? Call me. Call me. Call me. That's a whole new category. I don't know if they're ready. All right. That's a good question. Poor and hub. And eventually you'll see the Jewish dwarf jerk off scenes. Collaboration. They'll happen very soon. Start jerking off. Now go. Go. Get to it. What's your favorite sexual position while holding a hubcap? Oh, so when I... Segway. Segway. When I'm looking into the eyes of a hubcap, right? I like to polish it. I like to polish it right up. So the shine is just coming on to everybody. Just hits you in the face. Not me. Not me. I make it happen. Right. Right, right, right. It's not like... I don't know. It's like a shine where you got to work on it a little bit and rub it and then it like exudes just shiny. You are a man of many talents. Oh, yes. I like to keep those hub... I like to keep those hubplates shiny and just well, well, massaged and oiled, looped. Loved. Loved. Loved. Yeah. Because then they spin faster. I like it. The missionary position because I'm Christian and while I have sex in that position I preach the gospel. And you like to feel Jesus inside of you. Yeah, inside. Yeah. And my method of birth control is only prayer. So far, so good. Effective. I like to lie on my back and whatever you can do, you can do it. I like positions where I can have a join in my mouth at the same time. Classy. Yeah. Now all of this is lies. You know, let's bang it over. It's a very gentle lover. Yeah. A gentle giant. I like when the girl hangs from a ceiling fan and then you put it on low so she slowly spins around from the ceiling and then I stand up on a bench and on every full rotation there's penetration about every three seconds. It makes it last for, it makes it last a long time. Yeah. It's super interesting. That is actually the description of my butt mit spot. Oh, really? Oh, my God. I wish it was invited. Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. What's your favorite sexual position? Well, it depends. I got a really good angle and move for missionary. But when I need to finish, you've got to turn around so I'm behind you. Got noted? Mentally noted? Like a great like missionary. I'll get you off first and then I'll flip you over and finish. I love it. I love it. Let's do this and we'll have him film it. And we'll put it on porno. What's it? Full circle.