Pornhub Aria Gets Nasty with Comedians Paula Bel & Mike Ward & Ralphie May

Are we gonna go are we gonna do a porn? Where's the young boy you guys promise me this is porn up Is this the same porn hub? I watch all my gay porn on at home when my grandson's not there looking at dinosaurs and I have to switch quick and do the Private viewing is this the same porn hub? Do you sex? No, no, I sexed and it comes off angry, you know what I mean like show me your dick and they're all I see my dick You know, they're just And don't send me a dick pic unless it's a scratch and sniff because I'm a ball fan. I like balls. I love balls I'm not even into dicks. I'm like, but give me balls like a huge ball sack like right now I'm with a Colombian and he's like five foot tall, but four feet of them is balls And I am just like fucking forehead deep and balls. Do you sexed? No, I don't even I texted by doing I didn't know it's sexed again So when you show you send a picture you dick to somebody do you want me to do that to you? I mean, I would be more than happy. You know, it's just stupid. I don't do that So I guess you can't answer what your favorite emoji would be if you were sexing. Oh, I'm like looking I love the emojis. I love the dog shit. I love the I love the guy with the gun to his head I love the skeleton the skull. I love my emojis. I'm like a 12-year-old girl, but I don't sexed Okay, so you don't sex I do I do with my wife a lot. I sexed with your wife. I sexed with my wife Okay, and what is your favorite emoji to sexed? It's always a it's always just a dick with the gizz So you're not very creative when it comes to the emojis. I love sex thing. I'm all about it You kidding me I sexed I sex when they don't even when it even like unsoliciting sex thing. Oh hell yeah Which illegal maneuver. Yeah. Oh, yeah, which trade dudes. I'll like throw out some dirty shit And then they just like they're like, oh, you're so funny. I'm like, yeah, I'm being honest. No, I do not sexed I don't do that. I don't send dick pics. I don't sex. I I'm an old-school type of let me let me see you and let's let me charm you I don't send dick pics unless the girl specifically asks for a dick pic And even when she does I will It's like the launch commands for the nuclear codes like it to turn at the same time you to check double check and triple check Also, I'm a comedian and I travel a lot so oftentimes I'm Far away from someone that I would like to have sex with or I'm currently having sex with so yeah I think you got a sex it helps it helps keep it spicy and they all know that we sexed Why do you think they have the eggplant emoji? Well, that's my next question What emoji is your favorite emoji to use when you're sexing? I'm all for the banana and to you represent the dick They don't have a good boob Emoji yet. They have a good ass. They have like the peach and that's a that's a good ass emoji And they have like several dick pics. They got they got like corn. They got the eggplant the banana But no real boobs yet. They need a good boob one. We will work on it. Please do we will Okay, if you could direct your dream porn what would the plot be the Just me chasing some mother fucker around the room And do we start scrying no, I don't know I don't really I mean do they see that's why I like gay porn because they don't really have plots You know what I mean? They just get down to business I just came to clean the room or one of my fucking lot you know with women They're just gonna eventually start talking to just fuck that That's guys are just like fuck suck check And sometimes they punch each other and it's over You know what I mean? That's how sex should be it only lasts six minutes anyway Oh, it would be a snow white and the seven dwarves or G where it's just a gang bang because the dwarves need the fuck snow white That's my biggest like my fantasy my all been fantasy. I want to fuck snow white I really want to fuck snow white because she didn't fuck any of the dwarves They gave her roof over her head they gave her food they gave her bed to sleep in and she didn't fuck any of them And then the only person she fuck was the prince and if you remember the story in in the story snow white the prince The first time you meet snow white makes out with her while she's legally dead So you fuck the necrophiliac instead of seven Nice protective loving you couldn't give happy a hand job bitch I don't like plots like I I never believe the story like I'm like okay I know that guy. I know she's not your sister. I know that guy's not your husband Detective just yeah, yeah, like fuck you like like you in the other movie you were married to that guy now You're married to this guy you loophole. Yeah, exactly exactly. I want my porn to feel real I want I want I want to feel it like it's a documentary Interesting. Yeah, I like documentary porn. Okay Two hot people fuck and then another two hot people fuck and then another two hot people fuck and then some one on one fucking You know a little masturbation saying maybe a little Lesbian thing and then more fucking, you know, and then Ta-da. It's a wrap. I mean that is Steven Spielberg quality I know exactly. My dream porno would be I would say Football team of all straight boys I'm the star I come in to the locker room Maybe I'm a reporter I'm an interviewer and they just can't resist my charm And they all are like we've never thought of doing gay stuff But you just have something about you that we just have to like Bukkaki all over you and I would just like a little dumb horror. I would be down there just going for it First of all with porn I don't know. I would never I never I've never seen a whole movie You know, I've never seen you know like when they dress up like like pirates and what the fuck is this all about? There's you know, you know It's so stupid. You know the pool guy comes in the house she blows him and then it's it's over You know it's I wouldn't direct one I like to watch him. I don't want I don't want to direct him or be in him Okay, that's fair. I mean, I've totally watched from start to finish. I totally do it the whole movie I'm very interested in knowing their backstory the backstory. I'm like a backside Can I love Vegas