PYFT - Episode 3 with Dana DeArmond and Abella Danger

Yo mama, it's so big. She has her own gravitational pull. What are you doing here? I have to make more money. Oh no! This is rough. No. But how coincidental is it that I am picking up the gorgeous, the talented, the incredibly boobacious. Thank you. Dana DeArmond. You know, L.A. is very beautiful. It looks like a homeless man's urinal. It's like a barn with palm trees and semen on it. You know what I'm saying? Are you doing in here? It's called pipped. I invented it because I'm broke. I have an addiction to purses. And so in order to compensate for the amount of money that I spend on purses, I have to pick people up. And for some reason, my app only picks up porn stars which I'm not complaining about. Where are you from? I'm from Orlando, Florida, but I've lived in L.A. for over 18 years, so I'm performed. I'm a Miami girl. You're in real, real, real, flat. Till I die. So you take three of them. What kind of kids were you? I was really, really, really, really shy growing up and discovered I was a lesbian and then I got really made fun of and bullied in high school. Fuck this. I'm never going to let any girls be mean to me again. And then I became the charming, kind man today. I've had the same person I already had since I was a child. A lot. You're poor parents. So how did you guys get into the film industry? Oh, I fucking met this guy. He's a jeer. And months into a city he was like, hey, you want to do porn. And the person was like, no, like, I don't think so. And then I did it. And then I was like, oh my god, that's so much fun. And then I was like, bye. And then it just, everyone. Yeah. And then that's it. I was working at a strip club. I got fired because I was not drinking anymore and I got in a fight with another girl. I was still very Florida. Marcus, you're pretty. Worst kids. You know what? Chris jokes. Minimal for all. Oh, that's a good one. I can't remember their name. I can't remember their name. Oh. He's a guy that made me, that quays are put me with. And he's like older but short. But celebrity, would you rate as a perfect 10? I think Chris Pratt is a perfect 10 right now. I think Jake is a perfect 10. Who? Drake. Hello. Great. Grover's in Ariana Grande. I die for her. I die for her. I die for her. Take me a picture. I want to say that. That's good. What would you name your boat if you had one? Low danger ting. T-I-N-G. Low danger ting. I would get on that boat. All regrets. Be second. To cast me in my first porn scene. Go. You'd be like covered in like glistening oil, double denim outfit with like, it would be like, a little cord of sleeve, little denim thing with like your low booby cleavage. And then these cute little shorts. And then you have like the cutest heels on and you'd be like in a wood background. And you'd just be doing like a sexy tease. And then like, I think another girl would come in. And then she was just really hot too. And then you guys would just bump. That was really vivid. Thank you for that. That was really nice. That was really nice. This is not the first time you thought of that for sure.