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Mia Malkova on Things You Didn't Know About the Porn Industry...
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Transcript
I'm drinking so much pee because girls fake squirting. What? It's pee? It's fucking pee and it's... Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to PANEL TIME! I can't sing, but welcome to the show, babies. Big shout out to Adam and Eve, the number one sex toy company in the world. 50 years of good sex, good times, and good toys. 50th year anniversary. Congratulations, guys. We're giving away a toy 50% off to everybody that uses the code PILLOW on adamandeve.com. 50% off one toy, and it's free shipping. Canada, US, Adam and Eve, baby girl. We love you. Also, also, everything bought on Adam and Eve, 20% goes to research for the spread of HIV. Mucho lovo. We love you, Adam and Eve. Rock and roll. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast. This is Pillow Talk. I'm your host, Ryan Pano. We're joined by Mr. Quickie at They Call Me Dark. And today, we're joined by my favorite porn star of all time. This is the goat. The legend. Mil Malkova. Yeah! We want to know what it's like with boyfriends off. We have a lot of questions and we only have 23 minutes. Okay, okay, okay. So, I actually, I was married at 21 and it was to another porn star. And obviously, that was a really long time ago. That makes sense. But basically, I was married. Dentist and dentist. Didn't end well. I kind of hate him. but you met during the scene no oh johnny sins you did it johnny is that what you're saying no no no no okay i love johnny sins i love johnny okay so we're gonna start with a day on set basically you show up you have to do hair and makeup that's typically the first thing that takes about an hour and a half do you wake up a little nervous never no no no i was never nervous it was always like That's like second nature to me, honestly. I feel a lot more comfortable doing sex, doing sex, or doing sexual acts on camera than even off camera. What about then a podcast? Sex or podcast? Oh, as far as nervous? Yeah. Neither. I don't care. Okay. She doesn't give a fuck. Yeah. Can we stay into it? Let's go, Mia. Hair, makeup, and then you do stills. So those are all like the pretty photos that they used to promote. Before the makeup gets ruined, right? Yes. Before the makeup gets ruined. It's really bad for your dick. Like you can have, and other, like there's a few performers I know of who are like impotent now because of it. Even my I don't know if it's public but my older brother who I don't have a relationship with, he was shooting scenes for companies a couple years after I got into the industry. I read that actually. He's impotent now. No way. Yeah. So he has struggles to pee out of the thing. From Kavajak. He can't get hard. Oh my goodness Ever I think he tried to have that surgery He just goes down like Joey Brown I mean I haven talked to him for years but I heard through the grapevine that it doesn work Here we go I mean it just sucks you know? Wow. What percentage of your orgasms are real versus fake? On camera? On camera. I'd say most are fake. Sorry. They're fake? It's really hard to come. You really sell those. Yeah. Do I? I was a believer. She's an actress. Yeah, I'm an actress. I was a Malkover. You know what I mean? No, a lot of them are fake, for sure it's so hard to just come like suddenly and then i don't come a lot of the time from just um like penetration it has to be like stimulation tell us some good threesome positions please and tips and tricks so basically i feel like you need the you need another woman who's bisexual so she can insert herself into everything don't go into full missionary where she can't get in there and she's just sitting around like what do i do awkwardly not very inclusive yeah doggy's really good because she can go over and she can like make out with the girl and she can like walk over and like suck your dick and take it out and fun stuff like that so doggies good um any position basically where she can interact with the woman is really good yeah the girl girl is more important than the guy you're the guy it's a threesome it's not a twosome yeah it's not a twosome plus like yeah plus like a watcher the guy's the bonus yeah that's a the guy's a human dildo he's a an extra yeah it's really up to the girls it's a threesome come on guys it's a threesome okay let's play mr we're just glad to be gonna have so many questions and what better for the mr quickie segment than to team up with my rocky.ca online pharmaceutical company that specializes in cialis prescriptions viagra prescriptions got little hair products in there at my rocky.ca on instagram use the code pillow 25 for 25 i'm not gonna i'm i'm not gonna white claw one white claw i'm speechless One white claw or two white claw? Say when. I cannot confirm or deny. What about the thickness? Yeah, thickness. I can't confirm or deny. And are you guys sexually active? Because that would be like us, for example, going home and podcasting all night with our significant other. It's work. So are you tired of sex? No, of course not. Still love sex. I love sex, yeah. I hardly, like, honestly, for the last couple of years since OnlyFans, I don't have to shoot like all the like sex all the time. It's all kinds of different stuff that I do Huh coming back to you. No off camera is always different than on camera. I love sex I'll always be a very sexual you like it on kids. It's still good sex on camera. It's still good Yeah, it depends. I hated shooting with my ex like I actually I used to like for a couple of years He was a photographer and a videographer like he used to shoot for black calm and stuff like that Okay, but like I hated shooting scenes with him just because there's that fetish again No no no He was a director Calm down When I would masturbate I would only look at videos of him fucking like other girls But then I jealous at the same time I'm like, it's so wrong, but it's so right. But at the same time, it kind of turns you on. Okay. Yeah. You sick, toxic freak. That's like the cum mentality. Oh, my God. Okay, let's talk about cum shots. Okay. So how does that work? I get how it works. And is it true? Does it sting your eyeballs? Fuck yeah. It's terrible. And I used to wear contacts. So, like, I'd have to go to Whole Foods or somewhere afterwards, and my eyes would be all bloodshot. Like, my eyelashes were falling off. It was a whole thing. Oh, my God. What are these things? This swim around your eyeball thinking it's the egg? Trying to penetrate? Is it like a normal guy where you kind of just go until you go, and then it's like, okay, let's go? Yeah. Or is it, like, planned? It's planned. So, basically, they have a good idea. Like, after the last position, when it's time, it's like, okay, you can come now. and then they like if they're ready that they'll like do it or maybe they need to fuck a little bit first being a male porn star must be tough it's very tough a lot of pressure it's a lot of pressure and for girls that want to do porn now what would you say to them um i would say you don't have but mine is you know that you know what really bothers me is like when i see reddit posts and people saying like oh my god mia malkova should like sue her surgeon it's so unnatural and i'm like god damn it like i was born with this like if you hate it you hate it but like it's mine so mia when whenever we get the sunday scaries is when you're hung over and you kind of cringe at your own life you know what is it like watching porn on a sunday scary day or you still don't like don't give a fuck or like how does that work what do you mean well i don't know like you know people say crazy shit on on pornhub comments do you read those don't even good for you okay okay fuck the haters no i mean i read comments on it i read comments on all the other No, I do. I do. It's the internet. You don't have one. You're perfect. Thank you. So yeah, no comment reading. No, not on Pornhub, but I do on all the other platforms. And everyone is usually very nice. It depends on the platform. There's some real assholes out there. Oh, TikTok. This leads me to my- TikTok and YouTube are fucking assholes. I get destroyed every day. TikTok, yeah. Okay, thank you. Crane's douchebag, yeah. And it hurts my self-confidence. What's his name? His name's Rich Campbell. Because if you Google Mia, it's who is Mia's boyfriend. Right? Everyone wants to know. Oh, really? Because he's kind of low-key. We're not low-key about it. Does he do this with you on camera? No. Nothing? No. His penis is off the web. His penis is off the web. Yeah. Okay. Wanted to look at competition. Mine isn't. Yeah, Dark's making a sex tape, actually. Actually, this is a perfect segue. Yeah, yeah. So we making a movie actually I not I serious I want you to be in it actually not gonna give these sponsors guys like ever What do you mean by that Really Yeah Oh it like you very limiting yourself From me learn from my mistakes first time we sit on camera, but we're making a movie called Ryan and dark make a sex tape Okay, or a porno. I make a porno and it's the dream of dark trying to chase his favorite porn star She knows is it an actual movie? Yeah We're going to make a documentary. Like Zack and Miri make a porno? Yes, but documentary real life. He's really going to do it. It's going to be like a spank in my bank to fucking meet to that every day. Yeah. Hold on. Let's not ruin the fantasy. It's real. It's real. Poor guy. I was just joking. I'm such a troll. I'm not disappointed. Okay, so we got to get a better one. Okay, here we go. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. Lower the volume. Wait. It's late. It's too late. No, definitely put the volume up. so the come on can I can I like do I have to watch the full thing or can I like fast forward that's the bath running that's not her squirting oh she's peeing yeah look do you see how it comes out of the hole right above yeah and it also how she's like projecting it it's not actually coming out of her vaginal hole she's pissing she's pissing girl sent you a piss video thank you loser You have a pee fetish! Thank you for peeing for me on video. I appreciate it. I feel like I'm not the only disappointed man out there. I'm so disappointed in him. I don't actually enjoy facials. It's a lot of work. You gotta be like an octopus. Even that. And I'm not that much of a slut. I'm really not. I'm more of an intimate person, one on one. So it was definitely just for like on camera. I was like, okay, that's a really slutty thing. a really slutty thing all these perverts out here would like to see yeah so it's really not my thing but it was a lot no doubt i believe it yeah i'm such a good actress though you you'd think i love it oh you're fantastic your poor makeup artist being like i just did her so mia you did a lot of work with uh of course with your with your perfect 14 out of 10 booty thank you it comes with a lot of uh african-american talent thank you uh is it true is the stereotype true is that Is that where you want that? Yeah. I mean, as far as, like, porn dicks go, like, they're always going to be bigger than average. Yeah. But, yeah, the biggest one that I took in on camera was an African-American mandingo. That actually traumatized me. How big? Say when. Was it the two white claws? I don't... It was... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and there's... you
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