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The Perfect Threesome W Jeni Summers
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Okay, can you speak Spanish to us? Yeah. Say something nice about Ryan and I real quick. Oh, te amo, mis guapos. Oh, si, mami. Mi papisito. Tu verga muy grande. Oh, donde esta? Donde esta? Terry, are you going to be able to subtitle this? Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Penalty! I can't sing, but welcome to the show, babies. Big shout out to Adam and Eve, the number one sex toy company in the world. 50 years of good sex, good times, and good toys. 50th year anniversary. Congratulations, guys. We're giving away a toy 50% off to everybody that uses the code PILLOW on adamandeve.com. 50% off one toy, and it's free shipping. Canada, US. Adam and Eve, baby girl. We love you. Also, also, everything bought on Adam and Eve, 20% goes to research. for the spread of HIV. Mucho lovo. We love you, Adam and Eve. Rock and roll. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast. This is Pillow Talk. I'm your host, Ryan Pauno, and this is at They Call Me Dark, our co-host. You mean when you go for 19-year-old women? Yes, it's creepy. Often. Yeah. Well, I wasn't really going for him. If I had known he was 19 from the beginning, it would have been different. But yeah, eventually, like later, I'm like, oh my God. I actually dated an 18-year-old this summer, Farrah, from Miami. And she's who I broke my I broke my penis with her actually oh yes I remember that I did I did give her had a sex injury a sex injury no okay More common than you very close people don't want to say what they do because when I went to my doctor with my broken penis They said reverse cowgirl. Let me guess you fell on a scooter something like that Yeah, they said no one wants to admit how they got hurt Okay, I'm glad to find out about this and know about this Right now if you want it was doggie style boom boom rushed to the emergency said i would never have kids again internal bleeding to my balls yeah it's terrible i'll show you a photo okay i can't wait for this anybody wants you to have kids ever you mean like a girl wouldn't have kids with me or do you mean just in the world we'll make a reel about it we'll let the market decide 2011 i'm not there right now right so but now you can spill stories 100 it's over but yeah it was very very strict okay and i I mean, when we're training and we have our practice, we have a separate gym and a different place. But, of course, they really try to keep it away. For the most part, yes. And I noticed also they usually have the chillers on the opposite side of the bench, even at the games. No, no, that, I mean, I'm looking at butts all day. Oh in tights It was really close yeah Make sure the hair flips and like the bendovers the snapbacks it was in perfect position aligned with the you know what player has the nicest butt offense or defense offense yeah he has dark does have a nice usually nice and tight he wore my lulus once and i said i can never wear those again mine looks like a backboard you can shoot free throw off it's disgusting really without having any arc to it either yeah just yeah yeah who's the biggest dog in the NFL? No, listen, I was there for eight years, and being someone who was around for as long as I was, and I was very much to the rules and to the book, I was a very good girl. So the players seem to be... 14 out of 10. Thanks. I do all of it. Oh, so you're everything. When you make it to the NFL, I think you've got to do it all. Or, wow, she's throwing flaming swords. Yeah, I mean, because of that, yeah, I did baton twirling in my dance. I also did gymnastics. I did that since I was six years old. I mean, I'd run in my diapers and jump and land in a full split. So you aimed to go to Cirque du Soleil, didn't make Cirque du Soleil, so you were like, all right, Buccaneers will take it. No, the Cirque du Soleil is for my bestie, Chloe. She's the contortionist. I am hyper-flexible. I can obviously do things that even a flexible person can't. Show us a little something-something. We need to do a show with Chloe and I both for that one. That would be pretty epic. We're going to call the show Defying Gravity with Chloe and Jenny. Yeah, I like it. something i've seen on the hub yes yeah have you and chloe ever had a threesome together no well you guys said your best friends we are brian and i are best friends we have threesomes yeah okay yeah i don't judge that's great yeah no that's something that i would never i would never want something to come between us ever like we have a friend named reza in toronto and he bases his friend yeah i agree i think there's a lot of prudes out there i think there is a lot every girl has i take pride that i was chloe ever two dudes we've never talked about that part actually never talked about it okay okay so what other freaky have you gotten into i told you i tried everything when it comes down to that it's you can i mean literally at this point like there's nothing you could say and i can speak genuinely of it if that i have or haven't done it okay dark use your imagination have you ever had sex with seven midgets no okay three uh three simmons and the yeah that's okay so there's i've never gone no oh okay no i've never found two midgets maybe my ex-boyfriend at one point well if your ex-boyfriend's four foot one was he as tall as Who has the jocks? That's not a midget, but yeah. Oh, man. Actually, we drove by a famous midget yesterday. Yes, our first celebrity we've seen since we got here was a famous midget. And we could barely see him. We have to really look for him you know But you drove past him Thank God you didn You can Okay yeah you can how many nfl players have you dated and is it true that the defensive backs are have better stamina in the bedroom than offensive players um okay well three um yeah offense okay oh wow ray lewis didn't do it for you would you would you rather streak naked across an nfl football field at a sold-out playoff game or never have another orgasm again? Oh, my God, streak. Oh, wow. Cool. Jesus. I bet we'd all want that. On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being poor and 10 being awesome, how awesome do you think your father is in the bedroom? Oh, I'm sure my dad does well. You think he lays pipe? Wow. Oh, okay. Yeah. Wow. Speaking of daddy issues. I mean, my mom wouldn't have stuck around this long. I got one more good one. Ready? Yeah. Speaking of daddy issues, would you agree that guys like me who haven't had a proper father figure in their life are better in bed than guys like Ryan who have an awesome father? Oh, that's nice. Shadow Tom. Shadow Tom. No, no, no, no. For sure, no. That'd be cool. Yeah, but no, I'm sorry. Okay. She was a Spice Girl fan. She would never do that. It's true. Posh. That's right. So what are you doing now for work? Well, I'm starting to get back into modeling. and I for the last six years have been a manager producer and a publicist for Playboy Mexico oh wow so I have my residency I've been living in Mexico City well Jenny's the goat and yeah how do you like Mexico I love it yeah I love it do you have a little Mexican boyfriend over there I did recently ex okay um yes he is a soccer player what happened um he's a liar and a fuckboy oh and a fuckboy amen brother yeah was he fatherless 24 year old fuckboy no but yeah what's your why did you guys break up he's a liar I caught him in a million lies like hey I'm wearing a blue shirt today it was not blue like shit like that I mean some of it I don't smoke you'd fall asleep you'd go on the roof and just take a little drag no some really dumb lies yes and then also dating other girls and then literally like posting it on social media If she's wrong, then yeah. No, I need to have some fun because right when I started dating him, I was also quarantined. You know, we were together for almost two years. And yeah, it's time for me to have some fun. He's adding. Yeah, just go on April 1st, DM Jenny. Yeah, perfect. There we go. Yeah. Okay, done. Oh, so yeah, you're talking to a little 19-year-old right now, right? Yeah, we've been talking. Is he a little TikToker? No, he's not a TikToker. What's it like talking to a 19-year-old? Like do you guys go hang out In his parents basement Play video games Well he living in Germany now He actually just moved From the United States He in Europe So it to be a little difficult Is he a trust fund kid A crypto millionaire What is it Oh, he's a football guy. Oh, he's a Mexican footballer. Okay. So you guys don't actually talk about stuff? Or you just talk about the next time you're going to have sex? Oh, he's like unreal? He's a really good soccer or football player? But I don't know where that's going to be. We're going to see. He's going to watch this for sure. My bestie is definitely helping me and pushing me to start. Jess came out. Jesus Christ. Two days ago. The goat. With Celia. She has an Acapulco Shores. Her father's a rock star. She's actually got 10 million, almost a million, maybe 11 million followers now. Holy shit. So there is myself and some other girls on the cover with her. And I will be shooting in two weeks my eighth cover for Playboy Mexico. Holy fuck. Yeah. So I'm really excited. But with that said, where I was going with that is we're going to have a lot of extra content. So we're going to do some really special things for my fans. And we're going to be putting it only fans where you can only get it. Are you excited to be a multimillionaire? Oh, yeah. Because you're going to make some fucking money. You're going to clean up. Yes. I don't know. I've never done it. I was really nervous because of the whole stigma of what people see and think of it. I think that's over. It's over. Now I'm single. I mean, I wasn't modeling for the last two years for my ex-boyfriend. So now I'm single. Oh, no. My Playboy's just launched. So I'm ready Only fans Let's do it Let's go And that goes with my theory I say it all the time Chichi's Palabanda Oh fuck Yeah Chichi's Palabanda Titties for the band Okay Here comes the bestie Come sit here We'll move the mic over Or she could sit Right on her lap Okay Yeah That's even better Chloe looks good today I'll reach over Okay Best friends Let's put the mic in the middle Here We can fit Well my ass is a bit big But alright Ass and answers Ass and answers you ask you answer okay would you rather have an orgy with the whole football team or the whole cheerleading squad oh that's a good one wow that's just too many people period yeah you're right probably one of them's going to be on she likes attention she said max and i really wouldn't go back yeah but with you okay i'd say we're taking the whole team yeah I'll answer that one. Fuck, I want to play football. I can throw a dodgeball pretty good. Is there more? No, that's it. Hey, thank you, Chloe. You can sit for the rest of it. Okay. Chloe, tell us the deepest, darkest secret you know about Jenny. I can't do that. Come on. Row code except vaginas. O code. O code. you
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