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Sit on Santa's Lap and Ride His Dick, and He'll Get You What You Want
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About this video
Watch "Sit on Santa's Lap and Ride His Dick, and He'll Get You What You Want" on xHamster. Featuring TeamSkeet. Duration: 46:16. Language: English. Published on 2026-10-16.
Key moments
“Stealing this phone from our store”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing”
“I'm going to get you the clothes”
Transcript(2,998 words)
Stealing. Stealing this phone from our store. Hey, don't touch me like that. I need to determine maybe you don't have anything else. Oh my God. Wait. Oh my gosh, she'll look at me. You've been naughty, little girl. You put your purse on the table. Can I make a phone call? Is this, how long is this going to take? It's gone down. Do you have anything to declare? I already confessed it, everything. I wasn't going to steal it, you know? I mean, to confiscate your purse. Do you have IDs in here? Yes, I don't have any. OK, you sit tight. I need to process your IDs. Where are you going with my purse? Just stay still. I have money in there, you know? Hello? Are you done? It's me, mom. Your daughter. Don't get mad at me. I'm in a little situation right now. I got caught chiplifting? No, no, no, no, no. It's fine. I'm going to pay for it. I just want you to, like, I need you to pick me up. Miss, get off the phone. You know how far I have to use that telephone? Sit back down. How long is this going to take? As long as it takes. Look, I wasn't trying to walk out with it. I was going to put it back. I was going to pay for it. I wasn't trying to shift the time. I'm sorry. Why are you shoplifting? Why are you shoplifting around this time of year? I wasn't trying to. Aren't you afraid to be naughty? Content quences are much more severe in December. What do you mean by that? It's the highest shoplifting time of year. Can I go? Excuse me. You need to calm down. I'm talking here. Relax. Build this process. I have to be somewhere right now. I need to leave. I can't be here. I already confessed it. I'm going to pay for all of that. I told you I was going to pay for it. You have the stuff already. I didn't take it. That's pretty funny. There's actually no money in your purse. There's no wallet or clutch in there. So I don't buy that you were going to purchase these items. That's even more evidence, thinking that I'm pretty sure it's a nail in the coffin. Look, can I please just go? I'm sorry. Please just let me go. Just know how things work around here. Do some paperwork. What kind of paperwork is this? You already know everything about me. What else do you need to know? Or what else do you want from me? I need to go. I don't have much time. What are you writing? Why are you making this a big deal? It's like I stole the whole store. No, but you did steal some very expensive jewelry. Guys, have it back. You caught me. Can I please just go? I'm not going to do it again. You can ban me from the store. It's not that easy. So if it was a 2-dar T-shirt, I would care less. But all these paperwork, all this jewelry, all that stuff, it's expensive. Look, I did not mean to come on. She didn't calm down. Please, I need to leave. Can you please just let me leave, please? No, we're not going to let you go that off that easy. So you just have to sit tight, stay calm. You're wearing a security like a freaking Santa outfit. You're a security guard. Exactly. No one suspects Santa of being a security guard, so it makes my life a lot easier now, doesn't it? I caught you, didn't I? Can I please just go? This is really weird. No, you may not. What else do you need from me? What else? What else do you need to know? I already confessed it. OK, first I'm going to need you to stand against that wall. You see those numbers on there? Why? This will do with all the suspects. Wait, is this going to be on my record? Stand up, please. I really don't need this on my record. I have a, you know, I swear. Now face to the right, please. OK, you may need to be seated. Can I go now? No, sit down on the seat. You may have been begun our process. I have to put you in the system, so you stay tight. Don't try to go anywhere. Please just let me go. Door's locked. Don't go anywhere. Hello? Santa? Fucking drop the gun. Oh, this is fucking horrible. Can you get out of here? Hello? Are you done? I have to go. Can you please just let me go? Forgot your stomach? Are you done with your paperwork? Please just go. Please. You've been quite the naughty girl, haven't you? Please just let me go. Did you expect to make Santa's naughty list? Because you're on it right now. I'm sorry. I'll pay you back. I really have to go. Can you please let me go, please? Pay me with what? There's nothing in your purse. My mom can pay you back. I don't think she'll be too happy with what's going on. She already knows. So listen, I have Officer Riker on the phone. He's part of the police department. I have him on hold. He's ready to come by and come get you and arrest you. What? Yeah, you've been a brilliant naughty little girl. I'm going to jail? That's a possibility. But first, I need to start our process here. What we do with all suspects. Please, I can't, I can't. Please, please just let me go. You don't have to do that. You don't have to call him. Please just tell him to not come. Please, please, please. Please. Listen, little girl. You're not leaving here, period. After the matter you left, this is how it's going to go. I'm just going to basically be processing you. You're not going to the North Pole. You're going to go to the South Pole. So if you cooperate or consider it, I'll let you go. But first things first, I need to conduct the rest of my process here. So I'm going to need you to stand up and remove your sweater. I'll check you for any other items that may be on your persons. I have a small sweater. There's nothing in here. There's no pockets. Experience criminals. Usually have hidden pockets at the field of fabric. This would have been a nice Christmas gift, don't you think? Seeing me, I barely have any clothes on. I have nothing. Spin around one more time. I got nothing. Just shoes, my leggings, and my sport bra. Are you trying to get me naked? I have to conduct a strip search here. I have nothing. Are you serious? How do I know that? You can either cooperate or I can have Officer Rocker come down here to the strip search himself, or he'll take you down to the station and one of those. Whatever, whatever. OK, what do you want me to take off? Because I literally have nothing really on. You've been cabby searched before? Yeah. That's what they'll do at the precinct. All right, can you take off your leggings, please? And the shoes and the socks. Hand me your shoes, please. Don't need to be rude. Leggings. Nothing, see? OK, now you have me completely naked. This is not cool. You stand here with your arms spread. This is really not. This is really weird. I've never been searched like this before. Arms out, please. I clearly have nothing. Uh, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? Please have a seat. It's part of the procedure. Check all suspects. Anything they may have in a person's. I'm really cold now. So now it's cold as a South Pole. The South Pole, what I mean is jail. See, I live in the North Pole. That's a nice place. We have elves and all that stuff. You're going to South Pole with all the penguins and criminals. Please just let me go, please. You can stop asking, because you're not going anywhere. What else do I have to do? I just want to get over this so I can go, please. OK, listen. The next step is I need you to remove your bra and panties. OK, wait, wait a minute. This is too much. This is too much. Like I said, I have Officer Riker on the phone. You want to be searched by him and 20 other guys or just Santa Claus here. OK, now I'm completely naked. I clearly have nothing on me. No, you just stay there for one second. You're taking my clothes? I need to make sure these aren't in our inventory. I'm naked. Just give it to our inventory to make sure they're not missing any of those clothes in our inventory. We carry similar items. Let's talk to the procedure. I just have to check. Can I please just go? This is really weird. I took off my clothes. What else do you want? What else? See, now I have bosses that need to make sure I'm doing my job. So I need to give them evidence that I've been doing my job. So I need you to stand up just like that. There we go. Can you give me a high five? Just give me a high five. There you go. Just sit down. It's cold seat. Very, so cold in here. So it's like to be in jail. You have a cold toilet seat. Yeah, but I'm pretty sure nobody's naked like me in jail. What else do I have to do? Stand up. I'm in love with you. Here. I'm in love with you. I haven't seen no Santa's leg. Well, why? Come on. Everyone trust Santa. Yeah, how's he? There we go. What do you want for Christmas? I want to leave. That's what I wanted. That's what you want to leave? Yeah. That's all I wanted. I want to leave. Why are you touching me like that? Well, it's how Santa holds people. This is really weird. So what do you want for Christmas? I want to get out of here. That's what I want. You want to see the North Pole? No. You want to get out of here? Yeah, I do. OK. Is that what you want for Christmas? I can get you this one. I can get you this one. I can get you this one. I can get you this one. I can get you this one. I can get you this one. I can get you this one. I can get you this wish. Yeah. That's what I want. That's what you want? Why are you touching me like that? Because Santa wants a gift, too. See, Santa always gives gifts to tons of people over the world. But what does Santa get? Santa doesn't get much. What are you trying to ask me? Well, you know where this is going. I do know. So do you want to get out of here? Oh, my God. Are you serious? That's the only way I'm going to get out? God, this can't be fucking happening right now. You fucking got to be kidding me. Santa just wants to be happy. Oh, my God. Make a deal with Santa. We both get gifts this year. Don't you want to see the North Pole? I'm not talking about the land either. I want to see my bag and my house. Oh, I do, too. Can I go down to Chimney? You know what? I'm just going to do this just because I want to leave. That's a good girl. So what do I have to do exactly? Well, you just have to let me sneak down to Chimney. That's all. Okay. Just want to make a nice deal with you. And I'm going to leave. I'm going to be able to leave after I do that. Depends how things go. What do you mean, depends how things go? You get pleased and I go. I want to make sure you do a nice thing. Pretty young girl like you. So, yeah, I please you and I get to go home, right? Yeah, because I'm not holding candy canes in my pocket, if you know what I mean. I know. This is so really weird. I don't know what I'm getting myself into, but I just want to go home. You still want to go home? Yes. You like Santa? I have to now. That's right. That's how you do it. I have to now. That's right. That's how you play the game. Go down your knees right here. Have you heard of Rudolph? Yeah. I have to... You know what to do. You've had boyfriends before. Yeah. There we go. Never done this to get out of trouble. Let's talking. We're talking. There we go. This deal only works if I'm happy. If you make me happy. There we go. That's a good girl. You really want to get out of here. That's right. Because all that stuff you carry is actually closer to a felony. For the St. Nick, haven't you? I want you to meet St. Dick. I know what I'm really doing. I know what you're doing. I'll make this very simple for you. My dick gets soft. I'm going to let the cops take you away. Okay. So you can do a better job. Come on. Come on. There you go. Do a better job. What you doing for your freedom? That's a good job. That's how you end the deal. If my dick gets soft, the deal's over. Is that how you do it? Make Rudolph happy. Got a red nose reindeer. I got a red nose dick. Deeper. Deeper. Imagine it like a candy cane. Like second candy canes. Imagine it's a candy cane. Okay. Is that enough? No. Because I got something special in my sack for you. And you'll know when it's enough. Santa carries something special in his sack. I have a better idea. You know where this is going, don't you? Oh. That's where this is going. Right here. All the way down. There we go. Spread your legs. Oh my god. I can't believe we've been doing this. Oh my god. Where's it going to go inside your chimney? Santa always goes down the chimney. Santa's just going to go on the chimney. Oh my god. That's an easy. An easy. Oh my god. Santa, don't shoot. Tell me you like fucking Santa. I love fucking Santa. That's right. I love fucking Santa. That's right. Oh my god. Oh my god. Santa loves going down your chimney. Oh my god. Candy cane in your pussy. Best Christmas gift ever. Oh my god. Come back to Santa. There we go. Get it down. I want you to fuck Santa. There we go. Oh my god. There we go. There we go. You're already on your naughty list. Oh my god. After this, you do a good job. Take you off the naughty list. Watch out for the good list. Yes. I'm almost done, Santa. Oh boy. You'll know. You'll know when you're done. Isn't that snow? You're going to have tons of snow. You're going to start snowing. No. That's when you know we're done. I want you to fuck Santa. Oh, you look sad. Here. I want you to open up this candy cane. Open it up. Come on. Lay on your back. Just like that. There it is. You broke my candy cane. It's hard to open it. Look at the candy cane. Just like that. Suck on it. Just like that. There we go. I don't want you to jump on the candy cane. There we go. That's like a good girl. That's how you get on that good list. It's not your first time riding a sleigh, is it? No. Santa likes it when you ride. You ride on Santa? No. Stand up. Stand up. Are you dreaming of a white Christmas? I'm not going home. Tell me you're dreaming of a white Christmas. You're dreaming about a white Christmas in my house. Lay back on your back again. Santa's got a gift for you. Let's say Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Say thank you Santa for the gift. Thank you Santa for the gift. All right. Can I do good now? Can I go? Suck my candy cane. There we go. There we go. All right. You can go. You stay right there. I'm going to get you the clothes. Santa will be right there. You take my clothes. That's right.
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