Live Show: Behind the Scenes AMA
Transcript
I attempted to paint my own toenails, which the first try looked terrible. So I went back and I did it the second time. And then the second time I did it, I dumped an entire bottle of nail polish all over my bedside table, my favorite bananas, and like the carpet. So, and then I tried to do it again and I'm not loving the results, but I tried, okay? Being glamorous is incredibly hard work. But yeah, so this is, this is even the final tap. I need to put like two more coats on. I'm gonna show you this. Yeah, and hopefully, I don't know if you wanna finish this sometimes tonight, but I just couldn't wait any longer to come and play. Because, you know, it's stressful. We need to come, right? Oh, and I have flowers. Let me put them on the side over here. Voila. Fresh flowers are probably my favorite thing. One of my number one indulgences. I'm a girl, a girl like that. All right, can everyone hear me? Awesome, that's so good to hear. So I haven't seen you in two weeks. Things have been a little bit nuts. I was doing a survival training weekend up in the San Bernardino, was it San Bernardino? The Angeles National Forest, while it was on fire, yeah, which was wild, got altitude sickness. As I was leaving, they were shutting down all the roads because they had to evacuate the area because of the fires. And then I totally, I popped a blood vessel in my eye. You can kinda see it. It's mostly gone now, but for the last two weeks, I've been like, am I pre-zombie? Am I terminator? Like, what, what's happening here? And so I've been hiding. No, I'm doing fine. And actually, I popped blood vessel in the eye. It's not a big deal at all. It's just not my best luck. So to give a big shout out to the big tippers that made this show today happen, I love you, I appreciate you. Thank you for taking me and my team seriously. It means the world to me. Ah, thank you! That's everyone's favorite sound. Thank you, Nico. But yeah, I will talk about some stuff and then I'll show you some areas. How do you feel about that? You guys wanna know what's going on tomorrow? So tonight, if you have, oh my gosh, thank you, young Simba. If you are waiting on a custom order, I will be filming those tonight. I didn't film them because of, you know, the Terminator eyeball issue. Fun story about the Terminator. I once ended up, this is such like a Hollywood story. Remember that girl, Kristiana Logan? She was like the female Terminator in one of the movies that didn't do very well. So she's got a bunch of friends in the nerd community, which I do, we're both friends with Jimmy Palmialdi, who is an amazing comic book artist. And he was in town, it's raw to visit this big group dinner. And she had this cute girlfriend who was like a personal trainer. And so I was like talking to her, not even like being flirty, but it was like she was being like Kristiana Logan, like I'm the Terminator, blah, blah, blah. And her poor girlfriend was just kind of like being ignored by everybody because she's not a celebrity. And so I of course was like talking to her, like talking about fitness and everything. And then about an hour later, I get up to go to the bathroom and when I come back to the bathroom, the fucking female Terminator like corners me and like backs me into the bar and is like, you're kidding on my girlfriend. And I'm like, I wasn't, but I'm also incredibly turned on right now. She's like, I just think it's so disrespectful that you would hit on my girlfriend in front of me. And I'm like, threesome, please. It didn't happen, but that's right, where my mind went. So yeah, Terminator Eye, that's been going on. Yeah, and like I said, if you do have a costume, I will film it tonight and it should be, you should get it the next couple days. And I'm trying to find male talent because I know you guys want to see me do a little more boy girl action. That's been really hard right now. Like a lot of people went home because COVID, so there's not a lot of male performers in LA and the few that are here are totally booked. But I have a friend of a friend who's not in the industry who went and got tested. We're waiting for the COVID results to come back. And if we test clear, I might be getting it from a civilian later. Fingers crossed, desperate times, you know? Because everyone says that they want to work with you on camera. And then when I'm like, well, these are all the, you know, like I need your IDs, I need like all of this paperwork, I need these releases. And then all of a sudden I was like, ah, maybe not. Maybe not. Like I know. Like the fantasy is amazing, but like actual paperwork where I will be distributing like your areas on the internet makes it real real for some people. Thank you, thank you. I've been trying to work on my fitness a little bit. And I'm sorry if my feet are dirty. I've been running around trying to get this whole pedicure situation. It was such an empty. I'm going to have them like kind of like this like sparkly goth black. So I can be that like big titty goth girl. Cause I definitely have those vibes for sure. Oh, my souls are dirty right now. Ah. Yeah. I know my boobs like can't fit anything. I'm actually having them slightly reduced on the 30th. So hopefully you'll be there to chat with me when I'm like soft and fuzzy in bed. Boops, fortunately you'll cover company from pretty quickly, but like the 30th, the first, the second, the third, I am going to be at home just being all like, hey, these drugs have me feeling, it's feeling away. And I'm already in bed. Oh, Isaiah Maxwell is booked. He's doing two shoots a day. I can't get him for anything. I have basic and like Ricky Johnson. I have been texting everybody being like, hi, because I need someone that has like IDs and a test and a COVID test. And it's hard. So I don't know. Maybe tell your favorite company that that's what you want to see happening. Cause they don't want to come over and shoot content with Will, me. Foot job. Let me see, do I have toys for this? You do have toys. I don't know if I have the right toy for a foot job though. Also, fun stuff that's coming up. I'm at the most amazing, all natural, teenage Latina. I can't say her name yet, but total amateur and she, she's already been kind of sneaky online and she's like ready to be like out there with it. So I kind of love, you know, who doesn't love like a, like a beautiful stoner like Latina girl. And for all of you that bitch about my haircut, she's got beautiful long hair. So I'll keep you posted. Cause she is a hot mommy's, hot tamale. They've just everything. And I am luring her into the evil ways of Oli fans. Yeah, so that's going on. I would love to work with Angela White. I have been requesting her for so long, but she's so fancy and like, yeah, I don't have the power in this relationship sadly. What is my best feature? Obviously my sparkling personality. You have the cut on this. I love healthy. I will not be doing anal today. I have done a couple of anal scenes. I had incredibly cranky when I can't eat, which is the most important part about doing anal cause you want it to be clean. And so I did a couple of scenes. I'm glad that I did them. But for me to get, like, by the time I, my asshole is cleaned out enough for me to get fucked in it. I am so mad. The last thing that you would want to do is try to stick it in my ass. You make it stabbed. I would love to work with Lee Raven. I think she's adorable. And I like, okay. Hey, XXXUTB, you're welcome to revise that question. I find race play incredibly offensive and it's one of my few hard lines. No, I'm open to working with anybody. You just need to tell the companies that you want to see me so they book me cause I am not in charge of the bookings and with COVID it's incredibly hard to find out, to find someone that's like, tested at the same time that you are and available to shoot. Like the reason I was able to shoot that, did you guys see that hot girl girl that I did with Charlotte Sins? You, I should have, I definitely DM'd you about it. Like, I don't know if you unlocked it or not, but she's such a babe. But the only reason like, with COVID it's been hard. Like one of the ways I'm able to get to shoot stuff for you guys, is cause obviously I want to stay safe and I want to keep like the people in my life safe, is that if I shoot for a mainstream, for like a regular porn company, and I like the person, I know that they have a fresh STD test and a fresh COVID test cause I need a COVID test within 48 hours of shooting and they're really expensive. So that's kind of what I've been doing is like, piggybacking, you know, like, oh, we had a great day on set, why don't you come over? Let's keep this party going. Yeah, what's my favorite position? Missionary, I come so hard on my back. I know some girls are like tummy masturbators, but I've always been like a, like an on my back masturbator, for sure. Red, and don't dare me, you tip me. Come on, silly. But you know what I am thinking. What porn star I wanna work with? Oh my gosh, so many. Abigail Mack, I only had her in a four way, which was fun, but like, I want her out myself. Honestly, size doesn't, like, I've done gay porn for years and years and years. I lost my virginity to a woman, so like, orgasms don't require a penis or a specifically sized organ, like, no matter what your gender or color or size, age, as long as you're extending adult, like, if there's an attraction there, there's an attraction there. Yeah, I'm not gonna say no to a hot person. I need to find someone who has access to a cattle supply store. Let's try this one more time. One, two, three. Oh my gosh. Okay, maybe it's taking a minute to recharge.