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Cam Holmes on, l with Emily Faye Miller
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I thought you got a big vagina. I'm just gonna get you. Well, your dad don't think so. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Pillow Talk. I can't sing, but welcome to the show, babies. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast. This is Pillow Talk. I'm your host, Ryan Pownall. We're joined by Mr. Quicky at They Call Me Dark. And today, we're joined by the best-looking male and the best-looking female. Of? Of. The history of season two. Of, yeah. Of Too Hot To Handle. Eo! You've heard of Nathan Webb. You've heard of James Samore. You've heard of Joey Joy. But this is Evelyn Campi. Yes. But no, no, no, no. It's Kamely. Kamely. Kamely. Kamely. I got slapped on us very quickly. That's very nice. Right, it has a nice ring to it. Yeah, much better. And this is a very rare interview, by the way, because they haven't even been to LA since the show. But they've been to Toronto. But they've been to Toronto. And I've been to Coachella. Last day, we had like a wrap up. Everyone's doing like pick up lines. It was like, okay, just kind of a few bits of an admin day. And there was like the suite that was kind of part of the whole thing that was just wasn't being used. So we were like, right, we're going to go into the suite. And I lasted what? Oh! It was pretty bad. 10 seconds? Yeah. Do you blame them though? You're going to need to jerk off. It had been so, I mean, I did, I did, I did wank. I had a wank. Oh, you did wank. Yeah, I had a wank. So I kind of believed myself. Because Nathan said he didn't the whole time. No, he actually did. He didn't. He wasn't a ghost. No one actually wanked. Everyone took those rules so seriously. Can't you just say I'm taking a poop? Yeah, you could. Like, there's so many times. There's a camera in the toilet. In the poop? By watching poop? Yeah, no, they watch you poop. Well, they'll see you. But I don't think you get in trouble for it. So there's literally cameras everywhere? Yeah, everywhere. It's literally like surveillance. No. So you just looked them dead in the eye and said, what's up, mother fucker? Yeah, no, it's not that. I don't know if I can do it. A lot of people don't know this, but like my blue balls. So I got quite a lot of hate for this. People are like, oh, he's just a guy. He's going to weaken you as I'm a wank, you know, pathetic. But I was like, I had back pain. I was I was dry wretched into the toilet. I couldn't walk. I had to have special pills from the structure. How about when you dribble off the bathroom door? He doesn't. No. He's not allowed. You drain his balls. Yeah. Let me tell you something, sweetie. He jerks off every time you leave the house. The minute the door closes. Every fucking time, am I lying? No, you're actually all lying because I don't. John, I haven't I haven't went for a long time. Whoa, whoa, what's the last time you jerked off? I mean, not everybody jerks off three times a day like you did. John, sorry, three hours a day. Different story. Because he's actually really good. I used to I used to I used to I started reading all this shit about not wanking and how good it was for you. And I was like, yeah, fuck it. I'm going to go with that. And actually. Wasn't that Wim Hofka? No, that's the war stuff. There was no. Yeah, wanking off is actually bare beneficial. Because what I was doing in the water stuff. That Wim Hofka was like the cold showers, the cold, the cold cold water therapy. You do all that shit, too? Yeah, cold showers every day. No, you don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every day. Every day. I actually tried to do it. She tried to do it. She had like a scream. Oh, I was screaming. You're going to pull this in the shower. Yeah, the coldest you got. And sometimes I get, how long? Talk about them. Let's get into that after we've got to talk about everyone on the show. Let's play Mr. Quickie. OK. Yeah. Because we have so many questions to ask you guys. OK. Cam and Emily, I'm Mr. Quickie. Do you want to know why they call me Mr. Quickie? I can guess. I'm intrigued. Go ahead and guess. I mean, how long do you last in bed? Very quick. Anyway, if you have 60 seconds to answer as many questions as you can, as quickly as you can, starting now. This is for both of you. Blink twice if breaking up for a day was a PR stunt. OK. Cam and Emily, I want you to both think of your idol. Your idol must be of the same sex as you. Tell each other who that person is right now. Well, it's worth. What did you say? Will Smith. OK. You said Karlie Lawrence. I did say. OK. OK. Would you let each other have a hall pass with that person? Well, I fuck Will Smith. No. She fucks Will Smith. You fuck Karlie Lawrence. Oh. You should say yes. I should say no. No. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, no. I'm right with that. I'm OK with that. I'm OK. How long was it before you both felt comfortable? Yeah. I can't be honest. Yeah. And now we have our own place, though. I don't want to get between that chair. It's not as like, it's not as spontaneous. Like quite literally. It's not as spontaneous as like, oh, let's have anal. You've got to, you've got to warm it up. You've got to do it all up. It's got to be a special occasion. Yeah. You're in Canada. You're going to a wedding. You just ruin the hotel. Do it at the wedding. You ruin the hotel room. I would be very, very, very nice. This weekend. Hey, you can use one of those things I give you. Thank you. You're welcome. Yes. OK. Look at me. Anal Sundays. I'm up for it. Anal Sundays. In the name of the father's son, the holy hall. Are you crazy? I used to do a lot of anal back in the day. I used to. Oh, OK. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. So I was actually once saying is it's crazy that I don't do it anymore. I can't wait for the kids to watch this. Fucking hell. Fucking what a fucking statement that was. Oh, I used to, oh, I used to do it. It's so like, so kind of playfully. I used to anal quite a lot back in the fucking day. I was actually going to make it even worse. I used to have weak squirts called strictly anal, so. I honestly, on my life, I used to date a girl that used to make me do anal. What's our boyfriend? They were doing content. Is that how they met? Yeah. Which they're both involved. For anal. Yeah, yeah. But they only did it exclusively, though. The only fence porn. Oh, OK. So they don't like to go to shoots and come home and have dinner. No, no, no, no. And compare. How was your, how was your, how was your fuck today? But the couple we had on. Got fucked real hard today. You want to know the last couple before them that we had on? Chase. Carly Lawrence and Joey Joy. Oh, yeah. You know what? I still text Joey. I love Joey. I fucking love, I love Joey. Joey, you remind me of Joey. Yeah, no, I get that. I get that little bit. You know what? I feel bad because I really like Joey, but Carly took my phone once and blocked him. Oh, I still text him. And he, he got a lot of Joey. I messaged him two months later and I was like, hey, listen, I was asking for a favor actually. So I unblocked him and I messaged him for a favor. What was the favor? I asked him if he could get 10 emojo on our show. And he was like, dude, why'd you block me? And I'm like, I'm so sorry. Carly did that. I reckon it looks like it's like Shagging. I reckon it's for sure. And I feel Joey. He's a good dude. No, I love Joey. He's very funny. He's a very entertaining guy. You know how Carly is, eh? Ta-ta. You don't talk to him anymore. Do you actually know what no one knows on that? It's on the show. And LA, she'd be a fucking cunt of a whore of a bitch. But she's in Canada, so she knows. She's got to be funny. Thank you so much. Yeah, now we do like Canada. And Kush! Same goes for Kushy. Hey, imagine Kush and LA. She wouldn't fucking talk to us. We're idiots. Yeah, you'd be like, fuck these. Yeah. And you started becoming a bitch halfway through the trip, Kush. Yeah, that's why I voted you all out, so what? Hey, Lucy, thank you for coming on. And that's why I voted Kush off episode one. See, I knew I was in a clip again. When you guys said Chase, I knew I was in a clip. Like Inception. Yeah, yeah. How we doing on time, Terry? Great film. We are at 25. 25? Wait, that aircon's really cold. Want to do another 5-10? Aircon, the aircon down. You guys are hilarious. Oh, air condition. She gets cold. She said earlier. I told you. She gets cold very easily. Like, you could be in the hottest place. We were on the beach, and I was freezing. 35 fucking degrees, and she said I'm cold, and I'm like. Like, I was so miserable. I was like, I'll just go back to the hotel. You want to go sit in the hotel, and say, oh. Let me ask you a question. Fucking hell. So, yeah. OK, I'll take the talk. Thank you. So that's really hilarious to it. Cam, yeah. What do you do to make sure that she orgasms? I mean, I'm not gonna lie. I feel like, as a relationship goes, you do get quite lazy with sex. And I'm gonna defend myself. Don't try sugar-coating, hon. I'm gonna defend myself here. You should grab the talking stick. Yeah, no, no, you can't grab the talking stick. That's the biggest fucking rules. I'm gonna defend myself here. I feel like sometimes, sometimes you are a bit lazy, but I feel like every time we were, you know, getting into full play, full... What's it, 365 days? We're doing that all the time. It's not realistic. I'm... Fucking, you can't grab the talking stick. I've got it. Fuck you now. You're not trying to grab it? Um, I feel like, you know, sometimes... It's nice when you're just sticking. It's tighter. It's, you know, a bit more... I agree. I'm not saying you've got a big vagina. I'm just... I'm just gonna give you... Well, your dad don't think so. What? Oh! Pardon? Oh, don't kind of... We got on to the topic of cuisine, and then it was like, basically, Marvin was like, oh, French food is better than American. And they kind of went back and forth a little bit. It was a little bit like Banterie, Jokey at the start, and then they got on to the topic of French fries. I think, what was it? It was that French fries originate... Marvin was saying French fries originated in... In America. In... No, France. In France. And then Chase was saying they originated in the US. And then it got to the point where they both squid up to each other. We're about to fight. Like, we're about to scrap. It's off camera, too. Like, yeah, off camera. Yeah, but we're here. Security out to fucking this big, busy security as I'm running. That they were about to fully scrap all of our French fries. It was fucking insane. And everyone was just like, what... But I saw I wrote it because Marvin's French, so it's funny. That's funny. No, I didn't get that part. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, because he's French. Yeah, so that's right. So they're trying to fight. Yeah, they're trying to fight. And then Chase is like, you're worth 4.5 million. And then the bouts are to come along and... Yeah, no, it was a fucking... Oh, that's a good question. Is Chase worth 4.5 million? No. I think so, sure. No. Apparently the biggest dick of all time. And he's gorgeous. Circumstance, vascular, no. My theory, and I made this up in my own head. I haven't seen it anywhere. I think he did a crazy penis enlargement. No, no, dick fillet's a thing. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. And he bought the biggest dick in the world, and that's why he has to OD on Viagra, because that's the only way to get that fucking fake massive horn on. That's a good thing. And he could probably... Why does it look so crazy big to every girl? It's different looking, they say. Maybe he just pays out. I think he got a 10-inch dick and he bought it, and then he needs to OD on my rocky just to get it up. Fun fact, you're passionate about this thing. He's like, he does like stem cells and like GH. He's enough money to go buy a new Dan Bilzerian and replace his... Yeah, he doesn't go... I think he bought himself a dick. Maybe. It's not impossible. All the power to him. You get a big job, you get a dick job. And Dan Bilzerian, if you see this clip or whatever... You're the goat. No disrespect. Yeah, we love you. I'll suck that big fake dick here. Yeah, I'll suck it too. No, you'll suck it. No, you'll suck it too. And it inspires me, Dan. I gotta save up. Yeah. Piggy bank is gross.
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