Ripping Japanese Pokemon cards in sleepwear and showing off my cameltoe - Day 105

Welcome back for another day of open Pokemon cards. We're gonna do Japanese ones today. I've had these sitting around for so long. So I just realized my dad got these for me on his trip to Japan, on which my grandmother broke her leg. And it has now been so much time since that trip that my grandmother's broken leg has healed. And she is walking again. And she's a brittle old lady. So it took like a long time for her to heal, Queen. So I should really, it's really, it's fricking just time. And I keep being like, no, I'm too high. I can't do it. I'm gonna be too weird or I'm not sad. Oh no, you know, just things. I mean, people don't wanna see that. And at the end of the day, it's not about you. It's about me. And if you choose to subject yourself to this, that's your problem, not mine. And I'm gonna have so much fun opening these cards. I wish, I wish I could read them for a moment there, for a sweet second there. I could almost do it. And then things happened. Well, I stopped practicing and so I don't know anything, but I know how cute they are. Here we go. Starting off with Evie, that's a great sign. I think this is, she's our good omen for today. Also, you know, I didn't lost it. No, we'll keep the suspense. You have to wait if you wanna see my ass. You have to fast forward the video if you wanna see it, okay? But I'll talk to them in my waistband. And we'll go all the way around. So we're starting off with Evie and she's so pretty and so beautiful. Of course, sweet little angel in there. That's a sweet, shy little baby, whose name I can't remember. Oh my God, another guy whose name I can't remember but whom I love. So far, nothing but cuties. All right. I just opened Chinese ones and I didn't get any like items, I don't think. I think they were just all Pokemon. I kind of forgot that like the items and trainers and stuff existed. They must have just not had them in there. Strange, put that one away. We don't need her in my waistband. Nice, Hypno, or is it Hypno? It's really embarrassing when I get them wrong, but no one's watching this anyway. I'll just convince myself of that. No one's gonna see this. He's a sweet little guy, so cute. The skull is coming to mind but I don't know if that's correct. This is so cute. That one makes me think of Sav. I feel like Sav would like that Pokemon very much. Ooh, nice. Nice, a special item card. That's really cool. Okay. I feel kind of bad putting that in my waistband. I don't wanna bend her. We'll keep her out. Nice, this one's very beautiful. Houndoom. Houndor, one of its ilk, maybe. Ooh, that's really pretty. That art is so gorgeous. The way it like smooths at the edges and then goes into like dots around there is so pretty. That is one of my favorite Pokemon arts of all time, dare I say it. Okay, lynx, phalanx. That sounds like phallic. Surely they didn't name a Pokemon that. Surely not. Maybe I'm making that up. Maybe it's just because I got a dick on the brain and I am thinking of phallic things and I'm like, yeah, sure, they call Pokemon phalanx. Did they? God, sometimes I wish you could talk back to me, you know. Okay. Ooh, ooh. I'm stepping on all the packets and they're sticking to my feet because they're sweaty. Oh my God, they're everywhere. Imagine if I cleaned, that'd be crazy. Oh my God, another one. Crispin, I love her. I can never remember. This one's actual name because it just reminds me of Green Goblin. Hound, the baby. The baby of the big one. Where is she? This is, I'll put it with your mama. This is not my best team. I'm like being proven why I don't do this, but I'm doing it and we're having a great time. This one is very beautiful and perfect and sweet and kind of also reminds me of Sev. He's trying so hard to be scary and it's not working. Oh. It's the best view you've gotten so far. Thanks for sticking around for five minutes. I need to get through these faster. Oh, there's another cool item. Yay, that one, sticking one right at the back. The words I'm gonna use are gonna be pretty bad in this one. Fuck, okay. We're setting that one down too because I don't wanna bend it either. Who's she? I can't even see where the Pokemon in that is. Oh, it's a bird. Epic. Nice. Oh, that one's really cute. Okay. Nice. Incredible. I'm loving it. Wow. Okay. We use that as the stopping point and we'll... Okay, we're down to the last few. We're getting through them. That one, Persian? We're getting some really good ones. This set, whichever one it is, is really good. Last few. Who do we have? Adorable. Aw. Wait, okay. For a second, I thought that, because if you haven't seen the video that I literally filmed like seconds ago, where I opened Chinese Pokemon cards, I got through all of them and only got like two EX cards and the last one was a full art. And I was like, I did not plan this. Like you literally watched me open them in front of you. Like I could not have done that. And then I thought it happened again because this is the first full art we've gotten. And I was like, no way, that's the last card. But it's not, okay? So it's not even that crazy. So we finished on a normal card, literally like totally normal. Second to last one though, that's kind of insane that that happened twice just now. That's really crazy. And this one is so beautiful. It's so adorable. The colors and the sweet little baby seahorse. The art style is perfect. I can't believe it. I just had a really crazy look. That's insane. I first thing I was like, well, of course, there's like not gonna be any because in Japanese singles, everyone knows you can just like kind of metal detect them. And a lot of the card shop owners will just take out the ones that they know have full arts and just like open them so they can sell the cards, I think. I don't know what they do with them. But I guess my dad got lucky. My dad ate that up. And look, I'm trying to get abs. I really want to get them. They're really close, you know? That's like, that's not really what that is. Kind of look at my ass for real, for like, for realsies, realsies. If I don't slip over and break my neck on one of these empty Pokemon card packs. You ready? Okay, that was not everything I hoped it would be. But anyway, thank you for watching. Nine minutes of me doing this. It was really fun hanging out with you. And I'll do it again sometime soon. I can't wait to catch the above me back.