Ripping NBA Topps cards in lingerie and showing off my bush - Day 103.5

Back for another day of not opening Pokemon cards. Today we're opening Tops basketball cards. I found them in Las Vegas in a vending machine and I think because I was sitting next to a lovely man on the plane. He was nice, whatever, and we were like talking on the plane and I think he was like waiting to like talk to me afterwards but I took so long at this vending machine trying to pick out these cards that I think he had to go because he was gonna miss his connection but he was like standing there like just a couple feet away from the vending machine for so long while I was like do I get a booster box of Pokemon cards from a fucking vending machine right now and I'm glad I didn't because I would not have been able to bring them back to New Zealand but I did get these Topps NBA cards because I was like these are cool and they'll be really fun and so let's go through them and see who we got we got Bill Russell already started off really really strong for for me, King. That's a really cool card. Oh my god, yay. It's like, it's like a new, this one's going to a real Celtics fan. Got Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. The first time I ever heard his name was in Big Bang Theory, and then when I started getting into basketball, and they were like, oh yeah, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. I was like, oh my god, you mean from Big Bang Theory? And everyone laughed at me Everyone in my office laughed at me but I was right and he was in Big Bang Theory and he played D I think Um George Jervin Drake Powell okay on a streak of people I don't super care about now. Thomas Sorbet. I know it's Sorber, but it's Sorbet to me. Dylan Harper, okay, he's okay. Jarrett, Jarrett Walker, yeah. CJ McCollum, okay. Jared Allen damn I guess that's the downside of these packs that have like a trillion cards in them is they give you a ton of random ones that don't matter like why can't it be random guys that don't matter on the Nuggets and the Celtics I like those ones Zubat what's cool that's great Liam McNeely Terrence Shannon Jr girl Showtime stars shine in LA okay what's this the lake show provides plenty of highlights on both ends of the court I'll just give that to my friend who's a Lakers fan Benedict Matherin Bradley Beal okay I know who that is at least cole anthony pure magic paulo and sugs sizzle these cards are weird i don't know if i'll be buying any more of these because what the hell paulo and sugs sizzle maybe if it was for like the nuggets or something i think differently and be like wow this is so cool but i like for the magic sure okay evan mobley like him enough to jonte murray lamello ball okay he's usually hot but this is like not his best jabari smith jr okay are we are we rotating what's happening here why are these backwards Oh, I can, these ones are special cards, and I just, I sneak peeked a different one. Piston's great, awesome. What? 8-Bit Ballers, and it's Jokic? Okay, this is sick. Maybe I will get another pack. They did it. They convinced me. This is really cool. I need to sneeze. sav is on facetime right now and she just went because i do this all the time it's spring right now and i can't stop sneezing pretend that didn't happen now we have one from the fucking wizards because people sure care about that generation now trey johnson the third i feel bad he's a real person I sure people care about him not me though Andrew Wiggins nice Santee Aldama okay Tristan Da Silva Whatever Whatever it takes Nets duo dominates. Really? Magic, Wizards, Nets? Gaff. Who Gaff? AJ Johnson. Sure. Pistons reign three-pointers. The jokes right themselves at this point. Okay. Anthony Edwards. Love that. Incredible. Thunder up. Oh my god, um, Jared McCain getting fucking traded to the Thunder actually makes me really mad, because I really love him, and I really don't like the Thunder, and they keep getting more and more fun. They don't deserve to be such a fun team, and now they have Jared McCain, the queen. Anyway, Patrick Williams, sure. Derek Jones Jr., Nice. And the last card is Grady Dick. What a fantastic way to end it. Ended it on the dick. Thank you so much for watching this video. I don't know why you would have sat through five minutes of this. But, um, thanks. It's been fun hanging out with you. It's time to blow my nose because apparently that's what you need to do after you sneeze six million fucking times in a row. Um, bye! you