Ripping Pokemon B&W cards in lingerie and showing off my bush - Day 100
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100 opening Pokemon cards. How freaking exciting is that? I was gonna open my big box of 151 like I keep fucking saying but instead of doing that I'm opening Pokemon Black and White because everyone keeps telling me not to open it. Apparently it's like doubled in value since I bought it. I'm not gonna sell it but I am I am gonna open it but I maybe I'll just save it till day 151. Just getting scared. Everyone's freaking me out but I'm really excited to open some more Black Bolt. Pretty sure that this that's what this one is. I think I don't know. I was learning Japanese really briefly and then I forgot everything so I'm not gonna be able to read any of these but it was fun while it lasted. I really there's nothing I want more than to know another language and there's nothing my brain hates more than learning another language. Okay the packs are really tiny. The Japanese packs are so so small. Four cards that's plenty. Okay is that lilyp or something? I don't know. I haven't like opened especially Black Bolt specifically. I haven't opened them recently enough to be able to recall the names very well. Oh see I know I know I know this guy's name but I can't remember it but he's so cute. Look at his little tusks. And then that art is so cute. What the hell? Okay I'm kind of obsessed. Oh it's like he's stealing it. And then shiny is that it? Okay not a master ball. I really I'm still struggling to figure out what all the different things mean like the pokeball cards and the master ball cards. I don't know like if they're good but that one's cool. Nice! A hit in our first pack? That's kind of crazy. Wow that's so pretty in the purple. It's so beautiful. It's like it knew we were doing day 100. Said you got to get a good pull. I don't usually have my hair straight. Does that look okay? I'm like driving through the desert and so I'm gonna like do a fallout shoot. So I'm trying to have relatively loosey-ish hair but I'm not really used to it looking like this. Anyway oh that one's so beautiful. Kind of kind of gives pity but not quite. Not quite. Oh my god all of these were so adorable. What the hell? These black bull is so fucking cute. Kind of obsessed. I wish I could have gotten any in English. They just I couldn't find them online. I couldn't find them in any stores. Even I was willing to pay like a hefty price tag for them. I couldn't find any. Okay another little guy with the tusks. So many of these. My brain is like you know the name for that. I don't. Of fungus? Fungus? Is that that one? I think so. That's so cute. For a second it looked like the Pokeballs were hearts and that was gonna be really adorable. Like a like a holographic heart pattern Pokemon card. That'd be crazy. But now they're just Pokeballs. But it's really cute. That also says to me that I need to be putting the last two in the front because they're not special cards. What the fuck is going on here? What? That's it's giving. Is this guy who is this? I have never seen this Pokemon before in my life. I need to Google this afterwards. Oh my god. Okay and then the last card. Lantern? Chandler? One of those? Let's do another pack of cards. Fuck it. These ones are so much harder to open than the English packs. I've started opening the English ones real clean. Like I can get them real good. But these ones? No. I'm bad. Okay. I think Black Bolt might be my favorite. I think it might be my favorite. They're all what is this? Who is this Pokemon? And why is she so beautiful? She's so gorgeous. This motherfucker's a little bit scary. That's a little bit scary. Aw. Is this like sweet weevil? No. Oh my god. I literally don't know. I'm so... Who's this now? Who's this? There's so many new ones in Black Bolt. This one is so freaking cute. Like this kind of like vibe. Obsessed. So obsessed. They're so funny. Oh I pulled that so weird. Sorry. Little crown. Do you hear me crab? Aw. That's so bug coated. Bug is my cat. That's so cute. Okay. Last card for real this time. I don't know who that is. I don't know who any of these are. These are so... I'm gonna put them in my Pokedex later and be like, wow. Wow. So many so many new little guys. But open another one. I feel like we started with a hint and then we haven't got any more. So should I try maybe? Should I try maybe do another one? Should we just do another one? Yeah. I have a lot of time this morning in this hotel because I was supposed to be making content and being all, you know, 60 with it. But I don't feel like it. I don't feel like it. And the great thing about porn is that if you don't want to do it, you can just not do it. So I'm taking a break. I'm gonna do it at my next hotel. But today I'm just taking it easy and I have like a big like six hour drive ahead of me and I've picked out like so many little spots to stop on the way to go look at birds. I met an owl yesterday and now all I want to do is hang out with birds. It's just my bird obsession is getting so bad. But anyway, I have two front cards. Oh my gosh. Another evolution of the crab. Love that. Obsessed with that. And we have a balloon. Okay. Who's next? Daramaka? Maybe. Is that the first one that I got? I don't know. It might be no. I think the Armanitans like one of the evolutions. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe. And then the little semi sage, pantage. One of them. It's one of them, I think. Maybe be proud of me please. I'm trying my hardest. Goal it. Maybe. He's really cute though. I love that art. He's sitting and he looks so forlorn. He looks like he's contemplating. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. And that's why we do another freaking pack because we can feel it in our bones. Oh my god. It's so pretty. And it's, and it's, and it's of the crab. Oh, this is the best case scenario. I'm so happy. Wow. It's gorgeous. Yay. I'm glad that I don't like great stuff because it is easily curved. But I don't care because I don't want money for it. I just want the vibes. And the last one is whatever the fuck that is. It's giving like teenage mutant ninja turtle, but not, you know? I don't know. You know what I mean. Anyway, beautiful art card to celebrate day 100. Dab whoop. Wrong way around. It's supposed to be a whip dab. Anyway, please. I'm so cool. And you know that. You know I'm so cool. Don't, don't, don't fall for the propaganda that I'm a loser who dabs. Anyway, look at my ass. Woohoo. Big jiggle for day 100. Not to do my own ass, but that's crazy. Anyway, thank you for coming back for another day of opening Pokemon cards. And like fuck, I'm finally just doing it again. I really, I stopped myself for so long because I was like, I'm gonna do the big one and we do a big thing for day 100. That's not who I am. I'm really bad at planning things. So we did this and maybe we'll open 151 for the 151st, the 15th, the first, if we're being hobbits. Anyway, thank you so much and I'll see you next time.