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Alva Jay Has Something to Say
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Transcript
one of the goats really who better thank you who better yeah who's the goat like Latina porn star is it you who's Tom Brady I like Rose Monroe a lot fuck it she's like Alva Jay thank you yeah and one thing we were talking about just before the show you have your actual name in your Instagram yeah of a Velasco Velasco Velasco I think that's very risky for your profession because people obsess over you and now they have a better chance of stalking you to kill you well they could try it okay I'm gonna put up a fight I believe it I do not want to die getting murdered but I didn't do that on purpose I was doing a lot of stuff before I I got into sex work like YouTube video is like makeup stuff. I always do my own makeup I would consider guys watching have no idea what you're talking about. I would consider myself like that's how I started like as a Makeup artist feel like it would be like a nice reinvention for myself. No, I'm gonna rock it. I'm gonna rock it I think I'm gonna rock it. I'm it's actually a really good doctor. It's gonna look good I could actually say I'm not doing shit and I it will look natural What about the teeth veneers my teeth are fake those are nice. Thank you. I respect I like veneers on girls not on guys Yeah, it depends on like how it looks like you got veneers too. No, it's natural too. Wow fucking right curls Look at my ladies. God gave me an ass. He gave you nice, but God didn't give me good teeth So I got my teeth and you know what that was the most expensive thing that I've like as far as like my boobs and stuff It was you know, my new thing is if I'm talking to a girl who looks hot on Instagram But all her pics are smiling like this You know why she's not smiling. I don't know. She's got awesome powers in her teeth, and it ain't fucking pretty. That's a fact Duck face duck face duck face. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Oh cute. That's how I roll I feel that yes, so Alva Jay tell us about your all fuck. I think I would say this all guys Oh, we're the worst. I hate myself. I fucking hate ourselves. I'm starting to like them again Now fuck that no, we were like we're terrible I was walking in the street today, right and some guy just comes up to us, and he's like big tits Okay Because I thought it was just like so funny I'll tell you what though Toronto does have the hottest girls in the fucking planet Did you take a little gander? And the worst dudes so because of that It's pretty fucking slim pickings for the girls So like for example Kazumi came and she wanted to pump my boy producer Terry. There's no one else You know what I mean? Maybe next time. Hey, she's like by my 18 minute sex tape face in to Yeah, and then she keeps dropping new sex tapes out of nowhere, and I'm like Yeah, I heard you like the airport though a lot. Okay, it ruined my life Are you on there like what 20 hours a day? Honestly total time I'll be honest when I first got my VR Kit people told me going but doink VR, okay, and then wanks VR. So I bought two subscriptions Okay, that's money. I've ever spent to be honest 400 bucks for the year on each yeah, oh shit, and it it's incredible that shit's heavy though It ruined my life. That's just like heavy. How do you like first week? I got it. Well, that's just on you four hours a day minimum Oh my god, it's insane. Is your dick okay? You're ruining your time. Yeah, he's not happy. He's like let's go for some real vagina soon. Oh my gosh Like let's go put our penis in a vagina It's nice though. It looks real. If you get really high on weed. Oh, I bet How about that what does that mean so a guy's Favorite type of girl is an Asian girl on Tinder. Okay based on data and analytics Okay, and least favorite type of guys is Asian guys So Asian dudes just suck and Asian girls are killing the game I don't think I have like an Asian dude come to think about it. Have you know, I don't think I see even Even their own people. He's like half white half Korean I think but but I kind of swipe right because he looked like he was white Damn, I've never that's racist That's racist Well, okay, I don't know. I just I don't gravitate towards Asian dudes I don't know. I maybe I've just seen them so much in my life. Yeah, I went through a Asian face Yeah, and then I did three Asian girls in a row and I'm not talking sex. I'm talking dating Okay, okay hanging out with two week dating phase What was like six weeks? Oh, not bad. It's until we don't like each other I do one girl at a time until we hate each other and I move on. Yeah, that's how I date That's how everyone dates me to actually right. Yeah, it's never like have you fucked a celebrity? Uh kind of who he's a Latino celebrity. I can't say who mary Lopez. No He's a reggaeton or the DM who blows you up in the DM's most can I take one guess sure tiger Tiger's I'm in his close friends, dude. He's so funny. He is so funny We're making a compilation video of every guess we've ever had on saying that tiger blows up there But I guess like funny. He's only almost like a homie like he's funny. Yeah, like I'm sure of course He'll fuck you if you let him duh, but I Don't I haven't fucked them nor do I have any plans on it But I know he has a big dick and shit. So it does have a very large penis. Yeah, good for him You like big dicks? Yeah important Import important important. Hell. Yeah, if I hell yeah to date or to shoot with today if I need a my boyfriend Yeah, my friend up this rule if you're my boyfriend You have to have like a good sized dick, right? Just can I can't date you go get bored with it I'll get bored that you need to have like six inches. I have a rule that has to be better. Yeah, I'm financial That's what I say girls are entrepreneurs. It's a crazy designer's directors editors producers. Yeah You have to make sure you really want to do it because it is sex work so you have to remember that yeah, you know, it's gonna be out there forever and To make like let's say over $10,000 a month. You really have to grind and market yourself really well Which videos do girls like it sells off the shelves? Honestly mine anything with dick involved BBC. They like dick. Yeah. Yeah, they do They'd be kind of that sexual I Have a lot of them Well solos to I I'm a squirter. So a lot of people on my fans love squirting videos for me What's your secret to make yourself? But I don't know. I just do it. Okay. I have to hit a certain spot. You have to hit a certain spot You want to see what I do? What do you do? Can you make a vagina for me? Yeah, I'm good at making girls squirt. That's one of my okay. Yeah, okay, so you go slow and Yeah If you don't reverse cowgirl with a guy You know for real, what are you doing? It's like Michael Phelps saying he's scared to go in the water Let's go swim reverse cowgirl with a booty. Yeah, like radion. Yes Do you girls like anal? I do Do you do like it? Yeah, like you like it. Yeah, like you say I've only had anal with my boyfriend X now It is a boyfriend privilege 100 fucking percent. Yes, actually. Oh my god. I'm lying someone else During your whole face. Oh my god, if he sees this it's gonna. I hope what's his name? No, I'm not telling him But was he Latino? He was yeah, so I was under the impression that he was gonna have a thicker dick People just walk by Nice to see you guys. This is a real story too. Go ahead with the thick dick I hope he doesn't feel bad if he sees this I thought he was gonna have a thicker dick You thought he was gonna have a thicker dick. Yeah, and he didn't okay, and I was just really like drunk and like horny Okay, so like I guess it just wasn't enough when he like I feel like you're not everyone's cup of tea And not everyone's gonna be your cup of tea, you know, I mean nice person mature good purse So why did you get divorced? I had just been with this person since I was 18 years old and we just grew to be very different Was your sexual partner on camera? For a little bit. Okay. Yeah, so I was with them since I was like a teenager So basically from like being 16. I was in a cult I Was like in a church that ended up being like a cult so I grew up kind of like church girls strict vibes What cult? It's called the light of the world light of the world It's like it's one of those like niche like Mexican churches But they had a lot of members and like the leaders were making a shit ton of money I kind of just was born into it And what was the weirdest shit about your cult the weirdest shit they would like praised him like he was God Who you the leader mm-hmm? I never cared for it too much Fantasize me it is love cults. Well, I was never like oh my god I love this church. I was kind of just like well fuck it. You know, this is my very cool egos through the roof That's good. We're letting at least you're letting you guys in right? No. Yeah I think I think she thought I was escorting or something. That's what it is I was a lot of people tie the two-in. Yeah, which they shouldn't People need to fucking relax to that shit I know porn girls used to escort back in the day as their main income as because you know They weren't getting paid much so right go to a Saudi prince for 250k. Let's go Who wouldn't hey now though with the only fans girls do not escort. No, they don't why would they? There's no point. You could set a picture of your baby toe. Yeah, more than I still get dams like do you do meets do you know? I don't fucking do meets. How much you've been offered to fuck It's not enough. Yeah Maybe like give you five hundred. I'm like five hundred Have you seen her? Strap on dildo blow job. Yeah, exactly Ava Marie only fans leak That's a very only fans. That's it. Yeah, and Alva Jay my favorite video viewers told me through the black guy Okay, and you're gonna fuck from behind and your ass is just bouncing
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