Damn Homie Fucks Lebron James?
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If we ever were to your whites, oh, sorry That's racist. I'm sorry. That's why I'm Russian. So, you know, if I was black you would not say you're black So I'm offended. No, I would say come over Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to I can't sing but welcome to the show babies ladies Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast. This is pillow talk. I'm your host Ryan Pownell We're co-hosted today. You've seen them on barstool sports. No cap Joey T owner of Mademoiselle, the number one restaurant and highest grossing in Canada Joey T. Who's taking me there? Wow. We'll go tonight. We'll go tonight and all the way from Miami, New York But you live in Miami, Brooklyn Brooklyn, but you live in Miami. Eh, part-time Boots like that don't exist in New York. Yeah, they do. All the way from New York, Brooklyn Sometimes Miami from Russia originally or something like that. She's Jewish. She's got the biggest ass in the- Yeah, good for you. Yeah, I I don't know. That's one about having your ass eaten. Yeah, all the time I like that. Yeah, I do it for me. No, I do it because after we break up or it could be like motherfucking you ate my ass What do you got to say about anything? But the crazy thing is men are so dirty nowadays. They'd be like, yeah, and yeah, so it's not even a thing no more So it's like, no, thank you don't eat my ass because it doesn't even feel good for women anyway It's it's all bullshit really. Yeah, it's just it just became meme culture. I honestly The only time women really like it is because when a man tells you he doesn't need pussy or you're gonna eat my pussy and my ass Yeah, that's right. Are you crazy? Like I do this move I do the booty eating, but I reach around and do the clip play. Uh-huh girls like that move. You think so? I think so. I think that's too much going on You got to just focus on one thing at a time when you got too much you're going on It's like how are you supposed to come from that? They love it. Who's they porn stars? What are they taught to do? Fake orgasms, okay, do you care for one really fake said like doesn't matter. No, it's good. You don't care It's perfect. I'm not faking it. I will straight sit there and go I appreciate what are you doing? First of all, they're acting for me because you could do something so you give random start to finish blowjobs me Yeah, what do you mean start to finish? Well, because there's two different types of blowjobs There's the four-play blowjob, which is like I don't have to three minutes No, then there's the start to finish one which could go up seven ten fifteen the start to finish is three minutes Well, you could book reservations. Oh, so you go crazy. Three minutes suck the water bottle Let's see what you got. I can't try to follow my only fans I'll show you what I do, but I'm not just sucking dick in the middle of the street. You know what I mean Yeah, that's rude. So how many guys have you slept with? I'm not if I give you the real answer. You're not gonna believe me. Anyway, we'll divide it by three We'll divide it by is how many digits is it divide? No, you're supposed to multiply Okay, then if no, it doesn't even matter because that's honestly if you're That's the dumbest thing you could ask a woman. How many men you've been with no one's ever gonna be honest And they're gonna look at you like you're a bullseye the guys will be honest. Yeah, no, they're not No, every man What man really keeps count? I do really a man and you keep counting how many bitches you fuck you're a loser Oh shit. I used to have a With all right off the feet all day. Can we be honest? I think DJ No, no that us be honest like feet raise your hand No one will admit it. Okay. Thank you For you. Yeah, no, that's for her Honestly, yeah, the best orgasm you could have is you if you're coming while he has it like your feet While your feet are in his mouth. That's the best orgasm you could have What's the best way to make you orgasm during sex or during with me had just for the guy I just like had like this No, like what like I'm on top What like I'm like on top. Oh like this. No, sweetie Oh, I have to be sucking dick while I'm getting my pussy. That's the only way I could come because I get turned on from actually sucking dick That's very generous of you. No, it's not cuz I don't do it for them It's like I'm not doing you a favor if I'm having sex with you because I actually want to be here Oh, so don't waste my time true that a hundred percent by the way I'm if we ever were to your whites. Oh, sorry That's in the studio day of roadblocks for you. Let your mother do that No, I wouldn't I don't fuck the love. She's the funniest Yeah, I'm you're the fan in this situation even if you're more famous than me But I'm what I was gonna say about sorry when I said if we were ever make love Oh, I hate that term by the way, but I'm listening making love. I Say fog like who says making love? You want to make love, you know, I say making love. Okay fine. It's a joke. I say joking me like when we made love If you're saying you're joking you gotta be if we ever meet love you gotta say like if we were to fuck Yes, I would be so scared and intimidated by you. I don't even think I could perform That's pretty much my life you get performed. Yeah for sure You're everyone is scared of me hundred percent and you would think like what the hell it's not about you know being hot I just know it's I'm just scared him with chrome ass. She's intimidating. I would my dick would go in my body Not like a like a turn no honestly speaking the crazy thing is I've never really been into girls, but chroma's is different She's hot. She's like she I'm into her that I was like have you hooked up with her yet So they're like a fucking bitch right now. I this girl wants to fuck me, but she's doing too much I think she's what do you care who she's thinking about while I fuck the man I love I'm not thinking about him. I'm not even lying. I'm thinking about my ex Yes That's what you do. Yes, and he probably thinking about another bitch We're all thinking about someone else when we're fucking some bitches think about Drake some bitches think about popcorn some bitches think about The first man that broke their heart. I think if a bitch is giving you her pussy You're not all that just take it and say thank you after and buy her some flowers That's it You're welcome. Yeah, so when you're fucking dudes you think about mr. X. Yeah, oh fuck No, you're gonna lie and say you never thought about someone else you literally thinking about the bitch that's in front of you Yeah, if I can't bust I have like three three people in the slots. I'm the three people I'm in an orgy if I can who's the three in chroma's No, who's the other two it had sex with so the first one's chroma's chair girl then damn damn homie. Yeah, yeah No, it's like weird fetish shit. It's like why suffer my totally and she got Matt's surgery If you can five to those are the dream girls You can homie five twos make it ten, but I can't fuck it no It's girls that were fat and bullied in high school that now are hot. Yeah, they're the best. Yeah, cuz now they're hot Yeah, but they still they don't know how hot they are Yeah, they're insecure exactly and then they still remember like the bleacher blow jobs. They had to give in high school I've never I'm never gonna blow job. Am I missing out on were you fat in high school? No, well, that's why It was the I just I was the girl that fought everybody and got kicked out of school at once a year Like every school ever I think every every year I went to a new school like middle school I switched three times and then high school. I switched four times. You're fucking something. No, I'm You started late. Yeah, what was your booty like before the booty? I always had a butt So what'd you do? What would you go crazy for I didn't go crazy? I was out of but I just want a little crazy This is crazy. It's insane. I could get crazier. It's banana sandwich Well, thank you I don't think it's that crazy because if you go to New York my ass is actually considered small. No fucking chance Um, if your ass is not about everyone's like, oh fucking do your body She's like, I'm gonna look stupid as fuck like why would I do that if you're mad skinny? Don't do it. Like be be yourself. How big are your breasts my boobs actually that what's that called when you take take some out I got a reduction. I used to be a D and actually went down to be actually You're a B right now a B. Well, I'm a small. That's okay. Okay. I'm like a 32 C. Yeah, 100% No, those are fucking watermelons. I don't know. I go by what what the bra says That's the best I've never heard it like that. I want to hear like that I think a lot of women don't even know their breast size. I thought you're gonna go to Victoria. What's that though? My but my bra Oh, you go to Victoria's secret. I'd marry you. Come off the lady and say yo measure me like they don't got time for that I just pick whatever fits me and I goodbye. You know what I mean? Whatever makes my tits look nice at the time true that you as a handset. Hey, have you had sex with our good friend? Shout out to chink a poem when she do stuff. No, that's the bro. Okay. That's like the bro, bro I love chink. We love shout out to check. Yeah, good guy. He did the first 10 episodes very early I said that it was like, all right We're gonna smoke and we're gonna do edibles and we're gonna watch us this way We get the full experience not an all-star because he's always baked. Oh, yeah We're never in it down. Yeah, we're not saying I could take a 500 milligram light pre-roll No, this no, I'm thinking he's tallest shit Like you have to have like a high tolerance, but he doesn't smoke. He was just doing it Oh, you're not gonna gas just just a great freak. So he did that just a story and then you could get no problem So so we're in the movies and I'm watching I'm mad into the movie because I'm high But he wants some for sure like he wants to fool around for sure. That's not my problem Oh him. Yeah him I'm talking about like yeah, that's not my problem So okay, then don't chill with me because we're doing what the fuck I say if I say we're going ice skating We're going ice. Yeah, but this is why my dick wouldn't work for you. I'm too scared to death of you You should be because I'm scary the way you say bra. I'll stay with you So what happened was I'm watching the movie and I'm like, oh, this shit's amazing. I look at him He's literally falling asleep. He's like oh, he's sleepy. He doesn't smoke So he's a sleepy guy to sleep him because he's never been caught cheating on his wife I mean more vodka Basketball player if you had to pick someone to date and you rose because he's keep giving out but it's like Oh He's a good man I respect anyone who has a girlfriend and actually treats them with respect and if their knees go out It's not their fault. Like he really works. You want to take care of them. No, I don't want it That's not that's her job. That's his wife's job, but that would be I could be a fan what I wanted Yeah, but you can't do a lot half the positions are out. It's almost like the I would not fuck someone with a girlfriend Anyway, I know but with D Rose. He's always just sitting like this I'm sure he gets on top all the time. He can't get on top. No, no He just sits there and you just got to work it. Yeah, you probably get exhausted. Who me he rose his wife He's got great cardio. Yeah cardio. That's it. Yeah, but back to LeBron. Would you is he hot? He's married so I can't answer that but LeBron not to not to cut his grass, but I mean I'm big
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