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Brad Sousa Asks Jake Paul How His D＊ck Taste!! (tana Mongeau Drama)
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Transcript
So the Paul brothers, are you friends with them? Me and Jake hate each other. Oh my gosh. Should I post some DMs and we can put it on the screen? No way. Yes. Ooh. Yay. Juicy, juicy. Good episode. Yes. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Pan Out Time. I can't sing, but welcome to the show, babies. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast. I'm your host, Ryan Pownall. This is Pillow Talk. We're joined by Mr. Quickie at They Call Me Dark. And today, we are joined by one of my beautifulest friends. He's a, I think he's one of the hottest guys ever. Guy's fully inked. Ink his whole body. Don't give a motherfucker. He's a hot, hot boy. Just released his new single. His EP's coming out. He's going on tour across Canada. He's going to dip into the States. Love this guy. I'd fuck you. I'd fuck you too. I'd fuck both of you guys. I'm not going to lie. His name is Brad Sousa. Thank you. Thanks for having me, guys. I'm happy to be here. Yes. Yes. Let's give him a round of applause. Don't forget to laugh and clap, everybody. For Pillow Talk. For Pillow Talk. Yeah, welcome to Pillow Talk. Thanks, man. You know, when I met Brad, actually, I went to one of your after parties in Tulum, and you walked out. You just had sex with a girl. Is that right? Yeah, and she was good looking, too. All right. 8.3, I would say. All right. I spent three months in Tulum and didn't get laid once. No, I fucked him. I fucked him. Not today, but maybe. No, I would have had sex, but the girl I brought, Monica, she fucked another guy on the trip. I think you came up and told me something about that. I told you that. I was miserable. It was the first time we met and I just gave you a hug and it was just like so intimate. Yeah. I think we went upstairs. I don't even know. But the night went on. So you fuck a lot of girls, eh? Fuck, I've had my fair share. That's kind of like your reputation in a good way. It's like Brad puts it down. And I've never heard a bad sexual review about you, I will say. Is that true? For real? All my life. Okay, okay. You know, girls just say, oh, he fucks so much. He fucks so much. And usually girls, you know, they'll rip around and say, oh he's bad at bed he came quick couldn't get it out small dick you know those say shit like that about guys that have bad reps yeah but that's cause they know he put it down good put it down proper but you I just hear you fuck a lot yeah fuck I mean obviously like my Instagram has the biggest like fuck boy page I can even admit that to myself truly I gotta rep what people think you know if everyone's gonna think that then I gotta keep the reputation going and just fucking live day by day right you know what no one thinks Dark has sex but he fucks almost as much as you oh yeah it's disgusting two weeks ago this fucking guy He went for a sandwich at Oretta on King Street. 2 p.m. It was a Wednesday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's in line and he sees this really pretty girl and he's like, hey, hey. She goes, oh, hey, hey. I'm moving to Miami tomorrow. And he goes, oh, well, we haven't fucked yet. And they get their sandwiches and they go, wanna go fuck? And they went fucked in the middle of the day. It was 2 p.m. Yeah, yeah. 2 p.m. Okay. I got to get your process. You know, who picks up at Oretta? Yeah, yeah, seriously. You know, on a Wednesday. I was dressed homeless, too. Yeah. print showing or like was it… Pardon? Like sweatpants, print showing or was it like type of different thing? Oh, I couldn't even tell you. I had a mask on and a toucan sunglasses. Brad, let me ask you this. Yeah, what's up? Okay. You look like Justin Bieber. I've gotten that a lot, yeah. Okay. Now, a question that I've always wanted to ask you. Have you ever had sex with a girl that thought you were Justin Bieber? Yeah, I think twice actually. Like where girls went home and said, I fucked the Biebs? Yeah, yeah. Actually, no. I can be honest with you. There was one time, well two times where I took chicks home and they obviously were under the impression that they were going home with Justin Bieber okay when I woke up I you know they obviously noticed that I'd had no neck tattoos and shit like that true you don't have they kind of realized it yeah yeah I mean I'm not gonna go fucking get purpose on the side of my neck true that you know what I'm saying I would I would yeah I would yeah but no that's pretty much it yeah I guess they realize in the morning before they leave so it just kind of like and then it just gets awkward and then they mess with me saying like so what's your name you know what I mean yeah it's true yeah yeah But I mean, I wouldn't be pissed. If I thought I went home with Kim K and then it's just fucking, you know, producer Terry. It's like, whatever. It's all good. This one time I pretended to be Bradley Martin and I really rolled with it. Did it go good? Yeah. I could see it. Yeah. I had sex in Cancun once. People thought I was like, love it. You know, showed them my… That is a flex still though. Kind of. It is. It is. It's still a flex. I'm all grown up. Yes. I can buy my own beer now. This is me five years later. Yeah. Okay. So Brad, walk us through the whole Bieber thing. Then we'll move past it. We just got to get out of the way. That's what the people want to hear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. No, it was… I don't even know. Maybe four years ago or something like that. But yesterday, they're like a YouTube group. And they like kind of connected with me. And they're like, hey, we're going to fly you to LA. The burrito. Yes, yes, yes. So the burrito thing. So when I went out there, we had no idea what we're going to do. You know? Like they said, we're going to like tie your shoes differently. And then we ended up like putting on a huge board of different ideas. And we went with the burrito. And then literally three days later, it was like number one viral in the world. I think it was at one point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember this. Everyone remembers. You ate a burrito like this. Yeah, just sideways. And what was the idea though? Who cares if you're eating a burrito? What's the point? Yeah, it makes no sense, right? Like it's just so random. So what is it? Like what made the video go viral? They were pissed that Justin Bieber, because they all thought it really was Justin Bieber, ate a burrito in that fashion. Oh, that's the idea? It's like why is he eating it like a violin? That's what they kept saying. Like every news port kept saying that. They were so upset. They were like, is that how he eats vagina? Are you fucking serious? You're going to eat it like that, bro? Okay, okay. So that was the idea. Yeah, I guess. And then you went, haha, motherfuckers. I just look literally identical. Yeah. And then we obviously, they came out with a video explaining the whole thing. We like, you know, it took BTS of the whole plan to come up to that exact idea. You've been pranked. Exactly. And you've been pranked. So have you met the Biebs? I did one time behind, we were backstage at Coachella and it was very like quick. Okay. But did he know like, oh, that's the fucking… Yeah, yeah. He came up, he just like, don't disrespect my name. And then literally… He said that? Yeah, he just like, don't… But it was like funny. Like it was a joke. And he comes up to your dick, right? Yeah. So he comes up, he grips it. No, not actually. No, he came up. Yeah, he came up and he was just like, yo, like, he obviously knew because I was on the phone with Scooter right after it happened. No way. Yeah, yeah. We did a three-way call with Yes Theory, Scooter, and me. Oh. And like, he was just like, wow, that's actually fucking crazy. And then I happened to run up to him like a year later behind Coachella. And then, yeah, that was it. He just came up. He just like, he saw me and he went like this. And I just walked up to him and he just like, don't respect my name. and then we daft each other up and then he had to go on his way, you know, so I didn't want to kill him. Classic Bieber fashion. Classic. Yeah. And you know what I will say, by the way? Hailey Bieber? Really? 7.8. Are you fucking nuts? Nah, you're crazy for that. I don't know. For me, like, it's not my style. I like more dark features, but like for her, just because it's her, I don't know what it is. Like the girls you were fucking in the Rose Agra bathroom in Tulum were hotter than Hailey Bieber. I'll say that. This guy says, Hailey Bieber isn't as a seven, what? If you saw her, like Julia's fucking way hotter. Of course she's hotter. Julia, you're a rocket. Intern Jesse's hotter. Not, I'm sorry Jesse, but Hailey Bieber's a fucking rocket. You guys are both beautiful, but like come on bro. By the way, Ronnie Ray didn't show up, but I had an amazing joke planned all day and I was all excited to do it. Yeah. And his girlfriend cheated on him with Bieber. So I was going to say… Wait, the new one? No, no, no. Oh, okay, okay. Back in 2016. I just didn't see. Alright, alright, alright. So I was going to invite Ronnie on because he always says, you know, maybe I'll get a segment. You know, okay, Ronnie, come on. Right? And I was going to have him sit down and be all serious and be like, Biebs, did you fuck Ronnie's girl? And I was all excited to do that. Yeah, yeah. Ronnie didn't show up. He's at Barry's. He did his third class today. Yeah. He's got to relax. What are you going to do? What a loser. Okay, let's talk about Peterborough. Yes. So we had a sold out show together. We did. How we sold out. So we were going to do a show together, everyone. It was going to be Brad Sousa and then me, Dark, and I was going to DJ actually and then Dark was going to dance and Ronnie was going to MC. Yeah. I was supposed to perform. Yeah, perform. Yeah, fuck. 850 tickets sold in 48 hours. 48 hours like that. Insane. For the boys. Yeah. Never felt so cool and famous in our lives. Never. And then Dougie Ford. And then Dougie Ford dropped the bomb on us. Had to go and fuck us over. I will tell you this Craziest night of my life was in Peterborough by the way I did play that venue after I did Much Music nine years ago Whatever it was 2013 The hotels are on top of the club Is that right? I didn't know that. So you can have sex and come back down. Didn't you have like a foursome or something? No, we called it the unprotected orgy. Oh. Yeah. I remember you telling me a little about that. 12 people, chlamydia. What you going to do? Act a fool. A couple of pills. Everyone's ready to go. Super spreader. Speaking of, have you had any STDs? no man I mean who hasn't had chlamydia let's be for real for one second absolutely thank you for being honest anyone else back there anyone clap if you've had it everyone clap clap for the clap it's how nice to see you everyone see you I know for a fact I see three people clapping that haven't had sex this year no but yeah come on you take a couple pills you're ready to go the next week it's a man's game you know yes life's a gamble true that what about fetishes you went to some weird shit to be honest no like I don't I don't like people have like that feed people have like I don't know licking their ass and shit. I don't have that. I'm a big lick my ass guy. You like girls licking your ass? Please. Yeah? Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, I get... I've never had it. I'm begging for it. No girl will do it for me. Really? You must have some stanky ass shit. Because you look like McLovin. Is that what that's about? Or you don't wipe. They see the white little flakes. It's rather cocaine or it's just toilet paper. No, I give a good wipe. I'm a good wiper. All right. That's why I own a bidet. He does have a bidet. That's fucking elite. That is elite. I got the cleanest ass in this room by a fucking lens. You know what? I think it's a little bit bagay, to be honest. And it shoots cold water. You know what he does, this fucking guy? He probably sits there for an hour. He FaceTimes me every time he does it. For like the first week he had it, he's like, hey, Ryan, I just want to show you something. I'm like, what am I watching? I got to get to work. We have Brad Seuss on the podcast. I got to prep. Can't see you have cold water up your ass. Okay, Brad, tell us about your music. What's going on? Yeah, no, we just dropped out of Love, which is doing pretty good. Numbers are good. We're getting on editorial playlisting, which is great. But yeah, I'm just prepping for the tour, man. I'm excited to go on tour. Cross Canada. Yeah, cross Canada. Fall is going to be United States, which I'm excited for. But overall, 2022 is going to be a good year. Do you plan to be a fucking absolute piece of shit dog since it's your first big tour? Yeah, no. But like I feel like a lot of my followers know that like, you know, like I just I don't give a fuck, you know. Like I just I say what I want. I do what I want. I'm not those type of like influencer musicians, fucking YouTubers, whatever you want to call it. Like you know how they like act of like someone when they're filming? Like I… You know that's just not me. It's true. You're not that guy. No. I'm not at all. And that's why… Here's my advice. Use your penis for evil. Please. For all of us. Can someone write that down for me? Yeah. How many kills do you have? I don't know. No, no, no. He literally doesn't know. I don't think I know. I know my number. You have a picture with a name and a date in a note for every kill you've had. Yeah. I have an Excel sheet. For my first 100, what I did… It was Facebook at the time. It was pre-Instagram. But what I did was I put their name, their age. I ranked the night. Yeah. Like how our night was together. That is fucking… And their best Facebook profile picture. And I thought it was funny and I would present it to my boys. Is this a Google Doc? Like can you send it over to me? No. I kind of want to go through it. He has that on lockdown. Well technically, then I realized low-key this is child porn because I'm 17 and these girls are 17. Yeah. And now you grew older. Think about this. Nudes that you would get before you're 18 it's child pornography. So that's kind of fucked up. How? If you're a child at the same time? You can't have 17 year old titties on your phone, can you? I don't know. When you're 17? Yeah, of course. That's a good question. No, it makes sense. I don't know. If you're fucking 40 and a 17 year old sending you her tits yeah, you're going to jail for the rest of your life. Yes. But if you're 17 and a 17 year old sending you her pussy And you just happen to be 33 still and have those pictures. To have it now? I bet, yeah. So just go look back at it. Well, how about this? What about you turn you have a birthday the next year and then you look back at that photo. Is that illegal? Apple's sending you memories from a year ago? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Remember this moment? Petified? Yeah. Holy. No, that's hilarious. That's what happens when you go through airports with our good friends. Yeah. No, I definitely did keep it on the BlackBerry for a bit, you know, BlackBerry days. I tried to actually keep it. You had a Cranberry? Yeah, man. But again, I'm only 23, you know, Are you 23, Brad? I'm 23. I'm a sweet boy. So when I had a Blackberry it was probably four years ago. No, but you know what I'm saying? Like six, five years ago. Would you have the bold? Look at the bold guy. I had the curve and then I used to like take the housing off and put cool, colorful housing on it. I had the Blackberry with the scroll thing on the side. You definitely... I'm 10 years older than you. Mr. Quick, he definitely had a pearl. Yeah. Fucking me. T9 texter? Yeah. No problem. Here, one second. Send an email. Hey, Brad. Speaking of T9, what's your dick pic game like? Dude. To the side you know. You take dick pics? Ass cheeks totally flinched. What's your move when a girl sends you nudes? What do you reply? I'm gonna be honest you want me to be honest with you I actually don't really and you know what we never brought up nudes on the show actually this is the first time. Yeah. I'm gonna be honest with you like and I don't want to seem like that guy but like obviously you know sometimes in my requested DMs it's just some girl fingering herself and squirting everywhere and you know but out of like professional like you know type of shit even if it's so hot and I trip, I have four other people on my team that run my Instagram. So if I go and reply back to that, it's like, all right, Brad, now we got to bring this up on our Monday meeting. We saw a girl squirting, sending it to you. We just talked about this today. More, baby, more. Kushy, come here. Yeah, and that's my response. And all it sees is an open video. Kushy, come here. So we just got a new intern. So we got interns and Jessie get on here. Yeah, she's awesome. Real quick. Okay, guys, let's introduce you guys to everybody. So this is intern Kushy and then this is intern Jessie. Social media and then marketing. Social media and marketing. And that was our… She's about to see his DMs. And I'm fucking… Let that sink in for a second. I'm freaked out. You have no idea. So I tried to bring up to her today. I'm like, look, just don't go in primary. You can hang around in general and then the requested. Yeah, the general. That's what I do. By the way, if you're listening to this and Ryan hasn't replied to you in a long time, it's because you've been moved to general. General. You've been generalized. When you get canceled in Ryan's world, you've been general. Canceled. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, interns. Fuck off. Okay, get the fuck out of here. I love you guys. I'm just kidding. So, Brad, when's the last time you had sex? Let me smell your fingers. Honestly, man, probably like two months. Get the fuck out of here. I swear, man. Shut the fuck up. You know what? I met a girl that just fucked you recently. No. Yeah. No, now you're Catholic. Her name is Schmall. Rhymes with it. Terry's got this. The hardest job bleeping I made. What did I text you that Wednesday? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some shit like that. Yeah. No, I was asking you how was it. Because you fucked her. You fucked her too. I've had fucked her, but not fucking now or in the last two months. So I asked how it was. I wanted to see your input. That was fantastic. You guys want to share? That's all it is. How did you like it? I don't remember, to be honest with you. Oh, okay. Yeah. I have a few of those. What's that? I have a few of those that I don't remember. You know what? They're kind of the best though. You know what darkens? It's like you have to redo it. in the future. So it's like, if you see her out, it's like, you know what I'm saying? I know we had sex. No, seriously, this is a real question. Do you want to try it again? Yes. And it's like, you don't always want to do the same thing. Let's be real. And it's not on some fuckboy like shit or anything like that. Like, it's just like, I've already been there. Now I'm out and there's 20 other girls and that one girl I've already fucked. So it's just like, there's no point, not even being rude, but like, you don't want to go home with the same, you know what I'm saying? No, absolutely. But sometimes, they're more attracted because they already know what's going on, but you don't remember. So it's like, okay, let's redo this. Let's focus up. Let's not have a lot of drinks. Let's drink some water in between drinks and let's go make this work. And let's do anal. Yeah. Brad, you sound like you're good in bed. I think I want to fuck you. Anybody else The podcast is ending Thank you guys for watching Kit can put it down Oh let do Mr Quickie Oh okay Hi I Mr Quickie Should we blurb out his name or should we keep it Absolutely please Thank you. But don't edit it out, Terry. Just go... Okay. Just a beep. Yeah. Okay. Thanks for listening, Terry. This episode was sponsored by Shiva's Rose by our fucking boys over at Fox on John. I love these guys so much. They have Shiva's Rose. They have wine, white wine, red wine, cannabis. Fastest delivery of weed In all of Toronto, I smoke it er day. And water. Thank you. Brad Souza. My name is Mr. Quickie. Is there anything on your phone or are you just pretending like it's a... Oh, you're so dead meat, bro. Look at this. Anyways, my name is Mr. Quickie. They call me Mr. Quickie because I do everything, and I mean everything, as quickly as possible. You now have 60 seconds to answer as many questions as you can as quickly as you can starting now. does it piss you off that no one has any idea you can actually sing? Yes. Are you one of those losers like me that got a sleeve because everyone else did? Or are you one of those bigger losers like Ryan that tries to claim like there's meaning behind it? I try to claim like there's meaning behind it. No. Bet. List these three items in order of highest priority to lowest. One, get back together with Tana Mongeau. Two, get drunk with Dark and Ryan tonight. And three, have sex with a girl you've never met before. Okay, both you guys first. Tana and then the other third one. Good one. I love that. Is it true that if you could be reborn as another celebrity lookalike, it would be Demi Lovato? Absolutely not. Doesn't she do heroin for fuck's sake? Sorry. She does. Yeah, she's addicted to heroin. And you know who she fucks? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Scissors. Oh, I thought you were pointing at me. NDA. NDA. We signed an NDA. Yeah, yeah. Anyways. I saw in 2021, you had over 450k streams on Spotify. That shows some true dedication. Fuck, we already said. I'm going to finish this. And hard work. How does it feel knowing that we talk about ass on a weekly basis and get double that amount of views? I thought this was going to be something so cool to fucking make it. I don't even have 60 seconds. Boy, were you wrong. That's good. That's good. How does it feel? Congrats, guys. Oh, thank you for coming, Frenchie. You're a legend. Okay, you know what? I almost forgot. Thank you for bringing up that topic. It's time to talk about Tana Mongeau. So you dated her. She beefed all of our celebrity friends. We hear her name every day. She's the… Honestly, probably the epitome of staying relevant. She's a genius. She knows what she's doing. Yeah, she's a YouTube genius. She's a fucking Hollywood chess player. People love her. People hate her. She's fucking talked about every day. Every day. Every day. It's insane. I've never seen that. You want to know something? She came from what? YouTube? Yeah, dude. YouTube like straight up. Just full YouTube. Absolute genius, man. Like sitting there and live with her for like over a year and just like see her ideas and now she copes and fucking thinks of things is just like it's scary. It's like you see it. You think you're watching Dexter in real fucking life. Literally. Okay, so everything she does is calculated. Yes, and it's… Like if you're a celebrity, stay the fuck away from her because she's coming for you, bro. Yeah. She'll be your best friend but also find out the most tea and then next thing you know you're fucking cancelled for life. Yeah. You know? She's fucked all our celebrity friends. Oh yeah, for sure. All of them hate her. Including me. Yes. For a year. We're scared to death of her. We haven't asked her to come on the show. I'm not terrified of her. I would probably just do it. She would probably do pillow talk, but we don't… I feel like if she sees this, she definitely will. If we're going to talk to her. Oh yeah? Okay, let's talk shit about her. Let's talk. Is she a catfish? No, she's not a catfish, man. She's not. I think you're wrong. No, she's not. Okay. How was the sex with Tana? It was good, man. Oh, yeah? It was good. Crazy as fuck. I'm sure everyone can know that, though. If you watch her, you just know. Why does God put the best pussy on the craziest girls? I'm the bitch. You know what I'm saying? So she fucks you. Yeah, in my ass. Yes! Real that, Terry. Okay. So Tana. Okay, so how'd you guys break up? She cheated on you. I read all the tweets. She cheated. When you meet Jake Paul… And you have millions of dollars. She fucked Jake Paul? And it's so crazy because she made it seem like you cheated on her. Yeah, Brad. Yeah. It's kind of fucked. Like when you come from like being on her type of level, it's like almost impossible. It's like going against the Canadian army and you're being yourself. You know what I'm saying? It's impossible. Like the people she has behind her is like… There's no fight. You might as well just bow down and give up and just accept the fact. That's a fact. You know what I'm saying? No, 100% agree. We were at a party with Kanye West. Even Francesca said that. Like, dude, fuck this. I remember that beef. And it's the same thing. And Francesca has so much clout. She's big. And she was like, fuck the tanner, man. No, you want to stay away from that. That's exactly. There's no winning. She was scared. She was scared. Well, I don't want to say Francesca was scared. Because Francesca's a legend. But everyone's like, fuck. Fuck. Have you had sex with Francesca? No, I wish. If you're watching this, please hit me up. Frank the Tank. Hey, happy birthday, Frank. Happy birthday, Frankie. Happy birthday, baby. I love you. Yeah, but no. I don't know. Like, I don't know. It's just a whole bunch of Jake shit. Like, I'll spill some tea. It was on the internet, I think, but maybe it wasn't that big. But when they got married, they did a Twitch stream. Again, just genius shit. Yeah, yeah. Let's try to get views. They did a Twitch stream so people had to subscribe to watch the marriage live. Why don't we do that for the marriage? You want how much they made? Please guess. What do you guess, Mr. Quickie? 100K. What do you guess? $2 million. $1.8 million USD. Oh, I'm close. They had to give every single dollar back when they found out that it was all staged and fake. Oh, yeah? Oh, that's fun. Oh, wow. Yeah. So the Paul brothers, are you friends with them? Me and Jake hate each other. Oh, my gosh. Should I post some DMs so we can put it on the screen? No way. Yes. Ooh. Yay. Juicy, juicy. Good episode. Yes, okay. All right. This was the… This was the… Good guest. Yes, yes. We're at 21 minutes. Let's go till 28. At least. I've never lasted fucking four minutes. 28 minutes? Let's go. So I just pretty much said. Oh, wow. Yeah. I just said, bro, stop making. And then we'll send this to Terry to put on the screen. To put on the screen, yeah. Okay. So I'll start now. Bro, stop making videos of me, dude. LOL. Pull up and let me see if, let me know a date enough. Fuck with all this internet talk. He said, let's get it. Love the aggression from you. I'm also, I'm already in your head. Where you at? I said, Toronto. Really? Because we have eyes on you in Cambridge. So you already knew where I was originally from. I said, LOL. and then he said he sent this picture saying oops wrong chat we'll pull this out Terry this picture and I said you want to know what my response is you can say it out loud how my dick tastes that's amazing wow what a great conversation oh my god I feel so privileged yeah thank you thanks man good tea I'm happy to be here I'm happy to give the tea that was a chai tea for French mates yes oh my god Wow. So now what? Go fuck that guy. Now with the Paul brothers. Logan is cool. I've met Logan multiple times and he's actually he's cool as fuck. I met him through Banks because me and Banks are homies. Faze Banks. Banks our boy. Yeah, shout out Banks. Thanks friend of the show. Yeah, yeah. But when I met Logan Logan's humble as fuck. Obviously he gets into people's heads but that's just a part of internet. Yeah, yeah. You gotta be a troll. You know what I'm saying? But Jake is cocky. He's just too much. He's just overboard. He's got a fucking I don't know. I have a question for you. Yeah. Who do you think wins in a fight? The Paul brothers or Ryan Pownall and Mr Quickie Oh I got my money on you guys because you guys will be the lower odds I make more money But hey I still hoping you guys win because I want to make my money. You don't think I'll train for this? You know what? I know you will. You want to know what's actually crazy? When this, hey, 100%. When this started happening, that's when he started doing his boxing thing. So I tried to, my management and his management tried to set something up to do boxing. That would have been great. But as soon as he started getting bigger and I was still in the fucking DM trying to get a contract. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How's my dick taste? Yeah. But let's be real. If you guys got offered, let's say, a million dollars to go fight Conor McGregor, you guys not going tomorrow morning? I'll do it for free. A hundred percent. I'm smoking my Juul while I'm fighting him. Let's go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you serious? While I'm fighting him. I'll have my hands tied behind my back. I'll get knocked down in 30 seconds. It's a fact. I'll take my million dollars and go home. Yeah, a million bucks. I'll do it for free. It's a man's game. Yeah, so. Let's go, champ. Wow, this is good stuff. I don't want to get off the Hollywood shit. What else we got? So Tana fucked Jake. What else? Fuck. I don't know. I don't want to spill too much tea. Are you still in touch with Tana? Yeah. Oh, yeah. We're cool as fuck. Yeah, yeah. You guys had some closure? Yeah, we're cool as fuck. When's the last time you fucked her? Oh, no. Because I haven't been out to LA like that, you know? So like, yeah, I don't kind of just… Say you're in Toronto with the boys. Yeah, yeah. We're doing big shit down here. Let's go, champ. Yeah. And she's just in a relationship every other day. Right. Well, right now she's with Joey Joy. with Carly. Oh, I should have been here. If you were looking at her Instagram and you watched her throughout Halloween, she was getting pumped by 15 dudes at least. She's great. I mean, an outsider looking in. Tana is almost like a female version of Dark. I can't wait to look into this. What do you mean by that? I can't wait to end this podcast and you can go talk in the corner. Okay, here. Fucks everything in sight. And that's it. You don't see the comparison? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Does she have any tattoos? Friends forever. Does she? Tattoos? She's got one with Bella Thorne. Yeah, you guys have tattoos? Are you sitting on my catfish? No. Friends forever. Can we get a round of applause for me being hotter in person? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go, Chad. Thank you. You know what? Girls do think dark side. Dude, I don't know if he's bullying you, but I actually think you're a good looking guy. What are you doing for sex later? Who's cute? You're dark. Oh, no way. Wait, but you guys have. Listen, listen, listen. You guys have both different type of things like girls like beers, girls like, you know, bigger, thicker. I'm sounding gay. You put it down. But you know what I mean? You're like you're. It's not there. You just have. No, I know. I've seen it. Well, Brad, you're a hot guy. Yo, Kendra, what are you doing? Appreciate that. Yeah. So, Brett, at what age did you realize that you could smash girls? And did you start smashing? Oh, shit, dude. How old were you when you realized you were identical to Justin Bieber? Yeah, that's a good question. I feel like my family said that, like, honestly, like, grade seven. Oh, really? Oh, it's been your whole life? Yeah. Well, a lot of people thought, like, the Bieber shit, that's when, like, it was weird to go to malls and, like, people would just trip. Was it actually? It's all the time? Yeah, it was bad. Do you get it every day? Before, before. Do you get it every day? I don't want to be about myself, but a lot of, like, you know, I feel like now it's the older crowd. So older crowd, if I'm walking in the mall, like people would just like a double take. Okay. But now it's just like rather like, you know, younger crowd be like, oh, that's Brad or. And I know what your line is. Your line is perfect. People say, oh my God, you look at Justin Bieber. And you say, no, I'm LeBron James. Yes, I do say that. I like that. I didn't know. No, no. What they do is they go, you know who you look like? And I'm like, yes, LeBron James. I give it every day. Every day. That's funny. That is good. Yeah. That is good. Fuck. So, Brad, we're going to end this now slowly, but first, you got to give us something. Give us something. We want a big story. We want something that's- Big story, you know, embarrassing sex story, funniest thing that's happened. Or maybe just something you want to get off your chest. You know, you shed period all over your fucking face. Holy fuck, dude. Is there a reason why you don't buy white sheets anymore? This podcast is not monetized in any type of way. No, no. We don't make a dollar off YouTube. Not a chance. No, I'm with you. I'm with you. Did we make money? let's pick one topic because you're giving me you're throwing a couple throw balls at me something fucked up okay listen one time I went to I'll do it no don't do it I bet you won't do it okay this is a true story Primo still friends after I say this okay dang it he's gonna do something gay as fuck for sure this is a true story okay if you say you suck someone's dick I'm telling you this thing is getting pushed over and I'm walking out of frame so I went to Barcelona I'll tell the quick version yeah yeah went to a live sex show and it was an interactive sex show 250 euros cover to get on you're wondering why my cover's so expensive it's an interactive sex show okay okay so they bring people up from the crowd and you fuck them like on stage and it's like it's like small like 50 people like small theater with a circle stage oh my god I know this story keep going this is great yeah yeah yeah okay so you know people my friend went up got a blowjob on stage I was like clap and bring him down. Then they brought my boy up. He wants me to keep his name like he had a girlfriend. And he fucked her on the ass on stage. And it plopped. And then other groups of guys were going up and it was a four-hour show. So, yeah, everyone just keep going up and up and up. And I was like, I was getting stage fright. You know, I was like. And then like grand finale, this fucking smoke show comes out. Tits this big. They're like, you know, we need a volunteer. And everyone puts their hands up. They grab me. And I'm like, let's go. Let's go. So they put me in a chair. So I sit in my little chair, you know. And I can tell. You just have that big smile. Oh, yeah. I'm like, I got the grand finale. Baby girl. And it's a long, low job. 10 minutes, I want to say. Boom. Oh, I hate when you guys do that. Hey, how are you? I'm spinning around. Hey, how are you? Yeah. And I'm enjoying myself. I'm looking at the boys like. I know. There's 50 people watching. Yeah. So how'd you get hard? You had to probably see Alice or something. No, it was a halfie. Okay, anyways, let's go. I know those, but you have to like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, but it was like 10 minutes. Is that clenching your teeth? Oh, dude, clinching. Your toes start to hurt. They cramp. No, I've been there. You've had stage blowjobs before? Okay, no, I've never been that far. But let me tell you, I've always been in that stage where I go home loaded, you know? The chick wants to start it. Fair, fair, fair, fair. Wait, does that help the toe clinch? I do ass and toes, yeah. I feel like if you, like I honestly... Oh, yeah. Sometimes I throw on a pair of shoes just to make sure I have that little support for my toes. Because my socks ain't doing shit. Like the bowling shoe vibe. Yes, exactly. Put on a pair of steel toe boots. I've tried everything. I still come quick. Okay. Mr. Quickie, I love it. So I get a full 10 minute blowjob. And I orgasm. I actually do. In front of 50 people. Yeah, I close my eyes. I could never do this. I just bought in and I bought into it. And then, you know, I came. In a condom. It was in a condom. Whoa. You had a blowjob with a condom on? It was a hooker. What do you want me to do? If I put a condom on, I'm not even getting hired. Okay, anyway, so you're like... So then they sit me down and then they start playing that song where it's like a big build-up. Anyways, building it up, building it up and everyone's clapping and they're like, give it up for Ryan. High-fiving everyone and I sit down and then the girl goes, you're gay and takes off her pants. Biggest dick I've ever seen. And it was a transvestite. Bye, Brad. And that's the end of our show. That's it. Ladies and gentlemen, Thank you for tuning in. This is Pillow Talk. You can find Brad Sousa on Instagram, TikTok, everywhere. He's touring across Canada with stereos. At Brad Sousa. This is at They Call Me Dark. I'm Ryan Pound, your host. This is Pillow Talk and we will see you next Tuesday. Take care, everyone.
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