BANG Surprise Podcast #1 With Sara Jay

Sarah J. Hey, the first official main podcast. I feel honored. You've done a bunch of podcasts. Yeah boring Sometimes, hopefully not. It's like a mixed bag. Yeah. Yeah How many scenes have you done all that? Yeah, we've heard that. Yeah, I don't ever know that answer Like it's like a rough one. Yeah, I never counted like I was in it for the long run like why am I gonna count like this dumb? And that's what Google's for. Yeah, you know, yeah, just difficult and then only that but like when I start There was like VHS and then went to DVDs and then it was like the internet. It's like which ones do you count? Which ones do you not count? I don't know. It doesn't matter. I'm still in it. I'm still paying my bills And we're not just podcasting today, right We're having sex Right, we're just gonna keep talking bonus. It's like it's like I'm picking you up, right? Okay, so I'll get to know you for 30 minutes and somehow I school you're saying we're on a date We do like like a podcast Yeah, cuz I mean I'm gonna get to know you and then I'm gonna like what I see I'm gonna like I do of course you're here for a reason Because I have great vocal skills. I can hear that So yeah, we're gonna try to differentiate ourselves from the saturated market that is podcast by banging you here on Banging podcast. I mean that makes sense. Yeah, it's only right. I mean if it's a porn podcast shoot a porn and I am a porn star Right. Yeah, you're a porn star. Well, I mean like we should do it. I don't know if I am but yeah, it's not I think you are. Yeah You don't have a blue check next to your name I have a green check next to my testing results. Oh see that's all that matters. Yeah, totally will shoot a porn How are you this morning? I'm really good. You got here early. I know. It's a good right? Yeah, you did Yeah, what is wrong with you the whole reason people get in a porn is to sleep in not me. No You're a business woman. I am I was like why not have like business and fun at the same time Business is our pleasure and it's a pleasure doing business fact That should be the tagline. I think there should be the tagline of our industry like in general Like everybody like that everybody needs to realize that. Yeah, and it is like yeah, it's supposed to be really Yeah, some of these girls look like they're in pain Yeah, some of these guys look like they're in pain. It's fact I've you been in pain. I mean, like but like the good kind good. Yeah, and let's get back to the business portion Because right we've already we know about the porn stuff and if you don't know about the porn stuff, just Google her You know, so what type of do you run businesses that are outside of the dope film industry? It's funny. You mentioned that I just started a CBD company. Oh nice. Yeah Sarah G's CBD. We're gonna have three new products pretty excited about that. What type of applications? I'm doing a massage oil and a lubricant really and a bath bomb That's cool. What so does it does that absorb topically? Yeah, really? Yeah So is it it just relaxes you or what is it? You know it relaxes you and like can like ease some pain and stuff too I take CBD every night before I go to bed helps me sleep and What is it? It just keeps like anxiety away or stuff like that? Yeah, yeah, you know I also like like I take I take CBD like I said every night before I go to bed and like induces drowsiness a little bit and Definitely relaxes you and then if you take enough it will induce drowsiness for sure Yeah, when do you have you already launched that? No working on it right now. Yeah, what type of process is that it's actually You know, like kind of like a process because you've got to come up with the label the products the labeling and The labeling is like a little bit tricky because there's so many regulations right now And if you don't do your labeling properly, you won't be able to sell it in certain arenas, you know certain markets So yeah, just you know trying to like make sure that you know everything all the teas are crossed and the eyes are dotted That's a little bit of a process and then getting like merchant processing is too because it's still considered a high risk product Right because it's not necessarily THC, but it's still in that great area Exactly what's kind of new, you know, yeah, what other do you have anything else any other industry non non adult stuff? Not really most of my stuff is like pretty adult oriented You know, I have my own production company and management companies. So why side yeah job everybody always finances are on 20 years Isn't that funny I think it's awesome. It's cool, but it's funny to me. I'm like wow time flies I mean right to discuss you more the business side of it you seem quite a change in the industries Yeah, technology mostly yeah, like when I started like pictures were done on like film and I got my negative It was back from the photographers and And that wasn't even one hour photo way back then. Oh my gosh, you know, like it would take so long like the photographer would come in with like this giant box Or maybe even like a cooler of like film Like little rolls of film. Yeah, yeah a lot of people don't even remember those now. Oh, yeah, what is that? Yeah? It's crazy, but you know technology just took off and whenever we have like a boost in technology It really like affects our industry because we so much of our industry is like budget-based, you know, so like we Have a tendency to use consumer products versus professional products as far as like camera and lighting and stuff like that often, you know So whenever They've made things more affordable for consumers. That's when our industry is like grown and changed a little bit if you notice Yeah, no, it's definitely become more streamlined and people are just like crank it out crank it up 4k phones man I know just shoot on your phone, right? Exactly. You don't need anything else right budgets gone way down way down And that's that's another thing too, right like people shoot For like we're in sunny South Florida right here I mean, there's gonna be like 11 scene shot here today in South Florida, right? At least so I mean that's got to be Jurassic change from you know even just 10 years ago. No, yeah, yeah, although like you know the money balance was like so different before too like now so many of the performers are creating their own content So a lot of the money is staying in the performer's hands whereas before it was larger production companies that were cranking out the scenes You know right we were we're a little bit behind the eight ball like because typically they say porn leads the media market in terms of like Transitions and innovations, but I feel like we're like five or six years behind the music market right because with the whole Spotify and iTunes and Apple music Right that happened like right five or six years ago where it put the money back into these hands as opposed to the you know The big record labels and now that we finally are catching up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely You know when all the free porn came out on the internet we were like Slided for like the longest time and then they finally started giving us some money and that was great. Yeah It's a pleasure doing business, but it's still a business. It is definitely a business. Yeah You know, I would never had like a strong desire to do any specific industry when I was growing up like I knew whatever I did I would be really good at it because I put like everything into whatever I do and then I came across the adult industry You know, it's like this is fun. I get lead and I can make it into a business. This is great Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, sure and it's fun to be enthusiastic about the business Absolutely because yeah, it changes all the time. It's you have new encounters new situations new scenes new scripts It's never the same thing. No, it doesn't have to be like my days always different whether I'm making like personal appearances Or you know, maybe I'm making a bunch of phone calls with my talent that I manage or maybe I'm doing like a lot of office work like sending files and changing file names and organizing things I spend a lot of time doing that and it's kind of boring But I think a lot of my days are spent like in front of the computer just making sure everything's organized. Busy work Yeah, yeah, I got the side of stuff that people don't see Paperwork all that fun stuff. Yeah, I hate doing paperwork that like I finally passed that off to my assistant I was like no no more paperwork for me. That's your job Yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of the girls here when they come to do paperwork They're like they're not necessarily lost, but you have to really walk them through here and walk them through it But yeah, you know, they get through it and they also they uber did you uber I do uber actually yeah, I don't drive Well, I mean I drive, but I don't have a car like intentionally not like I'm like lacking a car like I don't want a car Um, well, I live downtown. Okay, and so I don't need a car Also, I don't like the temptation of like drinking and driving and there's like so many people doing drugs and partying in my amy That like it's dangerous even if you're sober like to drive, you know Like I just I don't want to be hassled with parking and insurance and all that stuff It's like if you can remove one stress from your life doing yeah sure and you could add CBD to really Yeah, you know like I am stress-free Um, I got rid of my car and Well, I had a home in Oregon and I left it up there for a long time So I haven't had a car in my amy ever so I haven't had a car since 07 here That is that when you moved here? Yeah, from Oregon. Well, I um, I kept my place in Oregon until 14 So and I would just kind of like go back and forth. Is that where you're originally from? No, I was all over Yeah, I'm originally from Ohio Okay, yeah, Cincinnati, Ohio I'm sorry to hear that yeah me too It's cool like, you know, we have to move on sometimes Yeah, you did totally good choice. Yeah, good choice. Yeah, I don't know if anybody really wants to And since you know, you'd be surprised That's probably the like the thing I hate the most about it is that people there are very complacent They like, you know, it's like not terrible enough to leave, but it's not like good enough to stay either Comfort is a crutch. Comfort is a crutch. Yeah, just get used to life as it is and say oh last life Yeah, no, that's not me. It doesn't have to be no Like you can over here. I'm proactive. Yeah What'd you do yesterday? Yesterday was Sunday Yesterday was Sunday on your day off. What's your trip? Right and actually, you know, it's crazy Yesterday was my day off like that was like the only day off. I had all week and um I got up I got up early and I had a painter come in like estimate doing my painting in my house And then I went back to sleep and I got up and went to brunch And then I went back home and like kind of like did laundry And then I went to dinner and that was my day. Yeah, like I ate twice. Yeah, I was great. What do you eat? food like Pretty much anything I'm saying are you are you do you have any diet restrictions? You know, it's funny you ask if you want to hear the story So um, I do not But right and short answer no Yeah, right, but the the reason behind that is like a year and a half ago. I got hypnotized Oh, come on. No, I swear. Okay, so like don't make fun of me. All right. I'll listen. I'll listen Okay, so um, I never ate fruits and vegetables up until a year and a half ago when I got hypnotized I wanted to really bad, but like I had these like mental blocks against it And um, so I went to him and it is and I like literally walked out of there and had a salad I'd never had a salad before so now I eat everything like I eat salads and asparagus and broccoli How much of this hypnosis charge you? It wasn't you know, it wasn't bad. It was yeah, it was really reasonable just like 1500 No, no, you know, it's like 22 to 50 But it worked. It totally worked. It changed my life. That's ridiculous. $250 changed my life, you know He had a flute and a cobra on a basket. Yeah Yeah, closer to my grandparents. Can't hear you from way back there. Was he selling snake oil or no? No, you know But I do feel like with the hypnosis and thing you have to like really want it to work like you can't like me Because it's it's not like they show in the movies, you know, it's like you're not like a sleep or anything like it's like It's like an intervention You know, you're focused up on somebody's voice and they're telling you this shit. You need to hear and you're like You know what right and then they'll like install like little memory things so that you remember that conversation Like all the time and you're like, yeah, I should eat those. It's good for me. So what's your favorite fruit now? um Okay, so my new favorite fruit is definitely apples like why did I miss out on an apple Apple's are so good. It took hypnotism to try an apple Yes Well, I mean, hey Yeah, no, I'd never had a good one Um, I think like that the green ones are really good ones are like all the way the all the way green Yeah, and those gollum ones those are really good too like yeah, I don't know like but I'm so excited about apples now Well, congratulations and apple and peanut butter like it's so cool How long ago was this a year and a half a year and a half ago and you're on board I am like fully on board like I tried everything. Yeah, like every vegetable. It's come my way every fruit is come my way I want to taste it yeah, so what did you eat before that? Meat and cheese bread Meat cheese and bread so sandwiches like or meat And bread or meat bread Or cheese Yeah, peanut butter. Okay So meat and potatoes. You're a meat and potatoes. Yeah. Yeah, I did eat potatoes even before the hypnotism That says You know, yeah, right Are you a mother no, no, do you want to be no, I got fixed. I got that kind of handled. Yeah, you got the what I got that problem Oh, I thought you said I got the bottom handled. Well, yeah, that's true, but like All right, no kids no marriage. I was married. I've been divorced for like a bunch of years like 13 years Maybe or something never again. No See, I'm I'm not married. I haven't been married, but I feel like if If I do get married, I mean, they're gonna get gonna get married forever Or I'm gonna have like a ton of ex-wives Oh, I'm gonna do either or because if I if I get a divorce then I'm just saying it for the party Right, I just want tons of weddings. Yeah, you know, I'll I'll subs him out sub him out every five years You know, I stay single and have parties anyway How's that? Yeah, that sounds bad. I mean, I'm not single, but well, no, but I mean like just no wedding Yeah, stay unmarried. Yeah, I don't need to get the government involved in my personal relations That's it and it's hard to get out of it. It's not the easiest thing. Right. Yeah, there's like paperwork She married to the game. Mary Mary. Yeah, yes. I am married to the game nailed it Who nailed you? Lots of people At 20 years in you you're committed. I am To this business Yeah, for sure. Yeah, somebody called me vintage vagina the other way Okay, I'll take it. That's fine There's like a mystic allured to it. You're right. It's got a bottle of wine. I know VV I like that. Mm-hmm. Instead of Sarah J we get a necklace that says vintage vintage Vag Yeah, right. Yeah, 77. Yeah, yeah Same year Star Wars came out. Oh my god. I know I love Star Wars Yeah, yeah, which one's your favorite? Probably Empire Strikes that. Okay, thank god. Yeah, I thought you were gonna say like some one of these new come on I was one of these special Right, I've never even heard about it. No, they haven't you want Christmas special and Didn't isn't there like a Chewbacca one too? Or is that the same one? Yeah, it's like notoriously terrible. Yeah, it's like comically terrible. Oh, okay. Well, I mean the original one was supposed to be Like when they first released it, they're like this is a joke They're like this is like it was so campy. Yeah, it was kitschy that they're like this isn't serious But it was also the 70s and like everything wise a little bit. Yeah, whatever good movies came out in the 70s deep throat Well, I didn't see that either. It's mostly shot here. Is it in South Florida? That's cool. And it's good. I mean Not particularly Why would you bring it up as a classic right? I'm talking shit from the 70s. I don't know. Yeah What movies have you seen lately? I just watched the zombie lane two which was really good really yeah, I was I was totally surprised because I didn't think it was gonna look that good Now Diego don't not feeling it the first one was good. Well, they're both pretty good My favorite my I think the cinematically the best one that was recently shot that I saw was the king What's that about on Netflix? It was about Henry the fourth. Oh, yeah, we'll check it out really good speaking of Netflix Irishman Yeah, of course, yeah, but I don't have two weeks to spare to rewatch it Yeah, no, it's for real It took me forever to watch that was watching it like 20 minutes and it's yeah, I still haven't dedicated to it. Dude It's so funny when it's so good though. It's it's very good. It's very good. Yeah, of course. It's gonna be good It's a good story to like I wasn't like fully aware of that story like of all the details I mean, Hoffa. Yeah, I didn't know all the details about the details Yeah, there's a lot and there's a lot of missing details too that they filled in for the film But that are still people don't know so but yeah, I've known the the Jimmy Hoffa's cliche set forever Like I knew that he was like a teamster and like I knew that he was like involved with the mafia But I wasn't really totally sure how that relationship worked out It's very wriggly field Possibly no giant stadium. Oh, it's ever yeah, yeah, but like I guess it like just painted like a full picture for me of like how that relationship was built And that was kind of cool and how the mob took over everything Yeah, they say corporations took down the mob Yeah Do you believe in any conspiracy theorists? I'm a conspiracy theorist. Oh here we go. What's your favorite one? Um, like there's definitely big foot Wait, so skunk ape What's that? I don't know Yeah, the Florida the Everglades one is skunk ape. Oh, like yeah for sure I believe that like I've got this theory like I've fully made this up on my own Like this is my own personal theory, but I've got this theory that like those type of beasts are like kind of everywhere And just like a very few and far between because and they're scared of us. They're not like they're not like carnivorous They just because if they were carnivorous, we'd have dead like animal bodies and people bodies like everywhere I think people find dead bodies in the forest. Well, I think I think I think they like Eight leaves and hide in the top of trees and they run away from us Maybe they've been hypnotized and that's why they don't Oh you guys It's full circle now you still live in Oregon, you know, and like when you go out to the woods You're like there's some things that could be hiding out here like the woods are big Yeah, like a deep. Yeah, lots of big wood. Yeah Bigfoot yeah, no, I totally believe in bigfoot like not even gonna lie. Yeah, nobody's ever seen one, but There's people that have seen them What it what's it called the the famous one? Not this a pruder film. Sasquad The film oh the guy who shot it oh right that video the black and white one, right? Yeah, yeah There was like like I like used to live in an area that was like kind of known for bigfoot And there was like this guy that would come and stay for like six months in my area and like Keep track of sightings yeah successful. I mean it could happen like I don't know You know everybody's like views on like how evolution all that stuff is like different, but um, you know like An in between between animals and man today's man, you know the missing link. It could be the missing link, you know Yeah, so how does one satisfy you or one does not satisfy you? Yeah I need variety yeah, yeah, I could have like a couple like like the way I think of is like I have like a small rotation of like People I'm very familiar with, you know, she has a roster. Yeah a roster. Yeah The stable of hose kind of Yeah, stable for sure. How many? Uh over the years like it's gotten my stable keeps getting smaller smaller smokes my needs have changed, you know But like I would say I probably have like a stable of like 25 and 10 oh, that's not too bad. Yeah, I thought you were gonna say like a baker's dozen or something. No, okay Like so if you if this was 10 years ago probably like 30. Oh, yeah, no, the whole football team right That would be fun, but uh, no things have changed. You know, I'm like a little bit older I'm a very busy doing business and stuff, so I don't have time for just a bunch of random penis Random penis that gets a little hairy too. Uh, well if they don't shave. Yeah Oh You know what I mean I'm a dangerous like you're taking a back alley roll of the You know, yeah, no, I'm pretty safe. Yeah, like, you know, I get people usually get tested every 10 to 14 days. Yeah, people in porn are Very safe mostly. I mean, I don't want to put a blanket over everybody. There's some hose out there. Yes. Hi. I'm Sean. Nice to meet you Yeah, but it's safe though It's safer than it's safer than the general market. Yeah, at least we know that within two weeks we've been clean. Yeah And every two weeks, you know, and if you're not, well, yeah, you don't get that work I mean you figure like if you were to like go out to a bar and like just pick up a random girl or guy or whatever Or like, you know, even have sex with like your neighbor or something when was the last time that they were tested, you know my neighbor Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, see you see what I'm saying. How do you fuck to your neighbor? Oh, yeah Really? Like that's not like fair game. Where do you live? So I can move in I haven't fucked the neighbors. I have now, but I've fucked my neighbors in different places before Yeah, that's like every man's dream. It's legal. You ever fuck your neighbor? I don't believe so No, it's a tough one to tackle. Really? Yeah. Yeah. No, I think it's very convenient. Oh, of course, it's convenient That's why it's so tough to tackle. It's it's for me. It's function No, that's the dream. Yeah. No, it's Like yeah, and not just that, but your neighbor's Sarah Jay Yeah, exactly Although then again, like you said earlier, it's kind of a layup Yeah I hope that's not to be me. Oh man, you got some puns today You and the puns There's a reason why I'm here, you know, and I'm here because um, I can't keep my legs closed Well, you've been in close for like 40 minutes already. We're gonna get them open here as soon. Yeah, I'm like hopeful We're gonna start ramping up into getting you naked and having some sex That's the best part Even after all these years I still like to get fucked That's awesome. Yeah, you know, when I was like a year in and my buddies were like, dude You have sex like all the time. Doesn't it get boring? And like you said about the Cheerios It's like I mean you eat every day, right? Yeah, but you're still hungry tomorrow So food no food doesn't lose the taste and women are still amazed women are better now Seven years into the business. They are You know why because there's more competition, I think No, I'm saying for me. I like I like a broader spectrum of women now Then I did when I first got in you've like Developed your yeah, yeah, the control Right I think through exposure. I like I think every woman's hot Good. Yeah, that's that makes your job a lot easier. It really does. Yeah, I don't take my aga no more anything like that So yeah, I'm just like oh Two holes two two tits of hole in a heartbeat. I'm there. Oh wow Yeah, that's all that's all what do you need? What are you doing? I Need somebody to like just be nice tell you they love you. No, I don't you know, I'll just be nice Like hi, you know, like just be nice and friendly. Yeah, that's it. That's all I need. I'm pretty easy and get your dick hard That like if you like hi, I'm hard back here. I was just gonna say Diego's right No, it's totally fine like Yeah, if I can't see like outward signs of your attracted attraction to me and makes it a little bit more difficult Right, I do like to know that you're attracted to me. Yes, I am yeah, great. Yeah, you're not just doing this for your paycheck And if I believe the earth is flat are you attracted as well? What do you say if the earth is flat? No, I'm not an earth ladder That is one that I'm very much a conspiracy theorist, but that's not the one like Those people are wack. Yeah, boobies. I'm the boob dude boobs are cool like that word is cool. Yeah, I think I'm I think I'm a tits girl Tits are great. Yeah, juggs juggs canons What is it? Yeah, no flesh mounds. Yeah, well, that's a turn off. I was I it was wiggling down there and now it's kind of crawl back in the Yeah, bag of flesh Is that what you feed bigfoot you went to bags of flesh wrapped around your sweater puppies sweater puppies are nice milk puppies Not the stuff saying bags of flesh sweater puppies milk puppies bags of sand Wow That one fell for Silicon bags. What are those? 100 cc 800 cc Giants My motorcycle doesn't have that much But I can take it for a ride Is this all we're going there now are we starting to are we gonna start revving things up here? Everybody who's been watching this up until now was interested in you even just did your pants You you saw that I don't yeah No People were interested in the philosophy of your life and the background and now they're like a porn and they're gonna start clicking away I mean we can we can talk while we do it I've done that before. Hey, how's it going? Yeah Oh, yeah, so talk to me. It's hard for you to keep both heads working at the same time No, you can do it. Yeah, okay, so long as those 800 cc's are bouncing in my face Should be no problem sweet Yeah, I think we have reached the portion of the show where things are going to get a little x-rated. Oh really Do you have anything that you want to plug before we leave here on the bang podcast? You know keep an eye out for like my stuff from wide-side productions where we're working really hard to like kind of You know create our own niche in the industry wide-side productions wide-side management Yeah, spell it so people say it right. I know right everybody does it wrong. It's w-y-d-e-s-y-d-e Wide-side wide-side. Yeah, cuz I got a fat butt. You do? Yeah, you want to see it? Well, yeah, yeah, stand up. Let's see You have a fat butt. Oh wow Kind of spank it once and then we're gonna have to I think we're gonna have to tell everybody Everybody who's not 18 years old who's watching this they're gonna have to turn your eyes away Muffs. Yeah, you're good. I must get it muff