Bang Surprise PODCAST #15 With Karma Rx

Welcome back to the bang podcast bang podcast dot com. We are the only podcast where we bang on the podcast The only one the only well the first one. That's for sure I'm sure people have ripped us off by now. We've done like 20 of these. Yeah Get your own ideas guys Karma original god damn it. I'm your host Sean Lawless join here today by Karma Oh, I thought I thought it was Carmen Karma Rx joined with me my brother and battle big blue wolf in the wings What up? What up? Okay, there's so many cameras. Yeah, I feel like you mentioned earlier Which one I'm supposed to look at and then I know where you're a chatterbox We got to know you so much more prior to all the good stories Yeah, so now it's a good one. So uh, so do you want to talk about this salsa can we start with the salsa? I mean salsa pecan. Pecan. Pecan. I haven't tried it yet. It's hot sauce. It looks fucking delicious I was ruining the ingredients earlier. I really like to put some on my pizza. Your pizza just got here. So We'll eat it in a little bit. They'll probably run it up from the green room Right? Yeah, what kind of pizza did you order? You got like extravagant meeting extravaganza? I am a meat lover. Yeah Did you just assume that I wanted meat lovers because I'm a hoe? I never called you that But you assumed it. I mean she is here I came here to get fucked for money. So and We've been fucking for seven years. You said four years Something like one or the other. I really did you first seen? Well technically remote in my first scene But you did my first release scene. You're our scene was released as like my first scene. Oh So no, yeah, but technically it was remember the banana we only fucked one time It's crazy ever ever One solitary um nothing off-care and it was so long ago off camera. I'm do that. Yeah, we don't do that. That's very cool Never a wild party I'm just asking questions, but no, yeah, no, no, no, my husband's imaginary. So I He's so he doesn't mind. He's he's jealous. That was very jealous. He's imaginary jealous. Yeah Because I want to believe that he loves me so much that he just can't bear the idea But he does because why would you want to take things away from me that I love and I love dick Do you can you like is he there or or is your house haunted? That's you know, that's a fair point. Did you know that a woman recently not recently was a couple years ago now a woman got married to a ghost that haunted her house She finally found her boob. It's 2022 That joke Coming out early. I'm gonna watch that joke number one brought to you by roadside exit dot, huh? Trouble ex oyster trap. Do you like oysters? Like oysters in the hot sauce fucking love them love them, bro Oyster trap dot com Oh, yeah, yeah, get all the best oysters in the half shell. Oh, I usually just order them Like that I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, yeah That sounds disgusting. You spit a little bit. That's surprising Actually, it's funny because in porn, you know, I mean, obviously you know, but like it's not a whole bunch of swallowing going on really Because the viewers they really like does to like Just like that. No, no swallow today. You want me to swallow? Yeah. Yeah. I saw lots of last time do it for me You swallowed last night. You've got you fuck last night You fuck every day, don't you or was this your imaginary husband? No, this was my my Florida husband Do you you married? Or do you have husbands everywhere? I have like 18 lovers. Didn't we talk about this? We did you called it You said you had your own hero. I do have about a hero. We have to we have to look up the minimum requirements for what a hero I think 18 like cuts, you know, actually, I mean, I feel like I've done some roster cuts recently to be fair So this is probably not actually you know, we had another we had another beautiful Ports are on our show. Do you just call me beautiful? Of course. Well, I said another I know exactly Which would insinuate that I'm also beautiful. I mean, yeah, look at you. I don't care about the rest of your sentence But it was Sarah J and she was like she said the same thing. She's like, no, I run a stable. Yeah And then she said the same thing. She's like, oh, I've done roster cuts. I was like, I have to yeah recently because people are Garbage, you know, seems like everybody's garbage. And I'm like literally all I ask is like don't be foolish. It you know And well actually, that's not true. There's like a lot of things you could do wrong That maniacal laugh. I'm now I want to know what I mean, like I used to think that I'm like I put up with a lot you know, because I've dated some douchebags, you know, but realistically like I don't I think about it now and I'm like the slightest transgression I'm like, nope, you're garbage. You got to go. So you have high standards. I guess now I didn't ever think of myself that way But it's more just like as soon as I start seeing like shitty behavior What constitutes a shitty behavior? That's what I'm saying pretty much anything Just depends on the day. You know tomorrow. Yeah, man. I love that you do that the next day. Fuck. Why do you do that? Yeah, I mean, I feel like yeah So you're crazy I have like a pretty well-documented history of mental illness. Oh for real. Yeah. Did you take your meds today or not? I don't take meds Obviously Like mine. Yeah What kind of anything serious on the mental. Oh, yeah, I got the I got the bipolar for sure have a oh glad we caught you on a good day Yeah, I have a dissociative disorder which is like um Technically it's PTSD response. It's like uh, you know a guard up That's one way to put another way to pair it as like I think the common name is multiple personality disorder Um, I don't like to think of it that way. I just have a hard time staying present sometimes in life, you know Yeah, and then let's see what I mean I've been given like quite a few good ones and then there's I mean But I feel like but I feel like mental health assessment is basically just a guessing game And like you could call something bipolar or borderline personality disorder. It's right or type A Yeah, and they look pretty fucking similar on the paper. Yeah, and then like that's why I don't take meds because they be just like throwing shit Actually like here try this let's see what happens and then I was like I'm 28 so like I was brought up in that The age when they first started. I think giving kids all the Yeah, so I was like a fucking dumpster fucking experimental you were on all that shit Oh, yeah, and then I ended up doing a lot of drugs and I kind of think that there's might have been a correlation You know because that by I'm like nine years old taking like a fucking handful of meds every year Yeah, and then like, you know, and I'm not very responsible with my meds because I'm nine or whatever, you know So like yeah that you take some shit that like alters your brain chemistry and then forget to take it and then like you know Or don't what would you take today Red Bulbra We were talking about that earlier because obviously I did a lot of drugs when I was younger And then like he was like well, I can't imagine, you know I don't remember what the fuck you said something to the effect of like oh, yeah, because you're wound like a top I can imagine what you'd be like if you were on drugs. Yeah, I'm actually like really calm and like not funny My brother said that I'm basically the same, but just not funny You're very serious You're hyper and angry Not really hyper just like that doesn't sound fruiting. No, it's not Brooding. Oh no, terrible. Yeah, that's why I can't smell weed Because then I'm just sitting there just like nor can I yeah weed makes me a maniac that it affects me in a horrible way That not that doesn't have another people. I don't think I'll hallucinate like I try to jump in front of buses like it's all bad Hey, don't smoke weed. I don't and I'm more really because I catch contact highs like people say they're not real They fucking are because I get contact highs. So I have to like everybody smokes weed now And everybody just like blows it right in your face. I'm like dog and fucking clouds everywhere No, it's like how cigarettes wasn't the 90s. Yeah, right. You can't go to a restaurant without cigarette smoke in your seat Way rather have the cigarette smoke because cigarette smoke doesn't make me jump in front of a bus You know what I mean? I didn't notice teach seed make you jump But I don't know dude, but I think that like bipolar like some some the triggers some. Yeah, I think it just affects me Fucked up like any and I only drugs that I've never tried or like any kind of hallucinogens for that reason because weed makes me fucking hallucinate Like bad not like I'm talking. Yeah, auditory individual hallucinations You know, so I'm like I just don't maybe play a husband. It's not really there What's his name? Does he have a name? Yeah, I almost said a name by like I said I did I was gonna say his name Um, who I wish it was, but also I like I said I did roster cuts. So like I don't know. Oh, he's gone. Yeah No, not the image, but like the you know the person behind the imaginary. I think because I wouldn't have to find a new one So it's the same entity that just rotates personalities maybe you got problems. I don't know You said that you even cook a my you cook a dinner Does he have an Instagram? That would be so fun to show in a room sometimes I sometimes I tag people that like That I wish where my husband Like fighters or whatever that I wish were married to me, but roster cuts like I said, you know, what like Mike Tyson not Mike Tyson Buster Douglas, not like Gary Tone and whatever Well, let's see. Is that MMA fighters? Yeah, you have see yeah, I just I just tweeted um Sean Strickland last night I feel like we're probably gonna get married now. Oh cool. If you see this maybe we're probably married By the time this comes out Facilitating marriage here Yeah, yeah, it's beautiful. Did he respond? He did he did actually, okay. Yeah, I think he's like stop texting me. Yeah, I think he's he blocked No, but I think that like he's probably She just she just got married. Yeah, right. She was on her honeymoon. I'm on my honeymoon. She's just on the honeymoon Is that what all these faces represent on your arm? Oh my different personalities. Oh no, or your husband's all your late husbands. No Late husband. I do have a real ex-husband. Do you do you? Does he know that? Unfortunately, he's very aware. Oh, okay So are you fighting? Are you are you into fighting? I am into fighting and like I'm in training Jiu-Jitsu for like in the last year pretty Pretty consistently as in like multiple times a day every day. Really pretty much all I do have aspirations to really get in I would like to yeah, if I would ever if I'm ever don't suck But I'm just like so terrible I was just gonna ask are you self-aware at how good you are? Yeah, I'm terrible I literally couldn't be worse every once in a while. I have like a day where I'm like it all makes sense like Jiu-Jitsu makes sense to me and then like the next day I'm like you never been worse like so bad so bad You know because you'll go like I travel a lot obviously because I work and I do I do porn and then I dance I feature dance So I'm usually like traveling every week And so I've started just like training at random gyms when I travel and like once in a while go to a gym and just like Fuck everybody up and then I'm like man, and then I'm like or they just really sucked. Yeah, you know You never really know. Did they cut it easy on you or like did they cut you slack? I too in the beginning and then the like she's fucking right You throw a certain move in and no, well, it's more it's more so like I think people don't know how to take me because of who I am like as far as like The Karma Rex like porn thing and so and I'm like dude. I promise. I just want to change it see like I'm not here to like do weird shit like You know, it's let's practice. Yeah, can we please fucking roll, you know? Yeah, I like not make it weird Outside of that then we can be weird and talk about like dick or whatever, but like I don't want to do that when I'm training I want to train, you know, I believe her I believe her because she doesn't have long nails. I don't know that's from training I also saw that she walked in and I kind of like it Yeah, I also have Matt burn like on both my feet. Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. Do you have the cauliflower here? I have a little bit. Yeah, you can't it's on the back. So it's unfortunate, but you can feel it here feel it It's an ear she has an ear She has an ear I can't really tell what I'm feeling Oh Yeah, which is I don't think it's You can tell a little bit like I can because I'm you know, I'll stare at them, but um it's become a thing because now I don't really want to Fuck dudes who have less cauliflower ear than me um so Well, thanks. That's all time today Join us next time where we might actually bang No, I mean, you know, I make an exception for my coworkers. Well, you play football, you know, I have concussions. I don't know cauliflower air I mean if you like trained a little bit. What were we talking about? I don't know. I don't know either I've gotten dozens of concussions. Really? Yeah, I play college football so Yeah, but no cauliflower here. I got broke my hand still broken. I've broken bones Yeah, it's not really necessary to call for it's just people who are like I don't know. It's become weird to look like yes It's become weird to fuck pussies. Yeah, because I'll be sitting there and I'm like well you still do chicks though, right? Yeah, but they're all pussies Well, like you actually have sex. Oh, you mean actual vaginas. Yes. Okay, um, but you want a man's man you want Well, I just want I realize that masculinity. I was gonna make it. Yes It's not toxic. You the lack of masculinity is what's toxic realistically and I know that because when you break a man down over years Um, they become worse and worse. They become horrible because you like rob them of their masculinity and then they become abusive That's when they start if you like treat a man well Yes, people. Yeah, if you treat a man well and like treat him like a king and fucking cook him dinner shit He usually don't beat you and I'm not saying that you got beat because you didn't cook him That's not the fucking point I'm just saying that like like when you rob a man of his masculinity and fucking wear him down He becomes unstable generally speaking You know, and that's when they become the most abusive, but I can also say this that you know I've been in a long-term relationship not that not that I'm being broken down in any way, but like I think it takes a guy like a broken man right now. No, I'm good. No, we're good But what I'm saying is I think it takes an already sort of broken man to allow that That masculinity to be fleeting. Yeah, absolutely. Um, I think it's the same with women, you know Oh, yeah, right you have to let it happen. I think he to an extent But like sometimes over a long period of time like you get gasoline Yeah, we give tiny sacrifices and you give enough of them and then over a long enough time span You've given a lot, you know, and now you're not even really a person anymore Yeah, you don't even know who you are anymore because you fucking made so many little changes that like you don't even like yourself And then that's when you become fucking toxic, you know, yeah in my opinion I'm obviously I suck dick for money so like for whatever my dick sucked for money. Yeah, yeah, we're still here Yeah Yeah, but that's my opinion. Yeah, but toxic masculinity. Mm-hmm. I'll take all of it. Yeah, but um But also because like I'm pretty fucking I'm a lot like if I'm with two nice of a guy like no I'm gonna run through him. You know what I mean? Like I don't want to be abusive either You know what I realized to though is that I technically I can't even be abused anymore. It's just a fight Tempty I drink at all. Do we have water? Am I a lot? No, I realize who you hired of course. No, no, no, we we brought you here because I'm toning this down a hundred percent. You're toning is down Oh, yeah, I wanted a monologue And go Waiting Give us the juice come on the juice I drink it already. Yeah, man. You're caffeinated up good whatever It's better than me having the pull teeth to get multiple answers, you know multiple word answers I've never happened to us actually now you say that we've been lucky for the most part. Yeah for the most part We're pretty lucky. I mean we kind of we're very selective on who we bring on the show to like We don't let anybody come on the show. That's good. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm Podcasts made me nervous because obviously like I have to like try pretty hard to like not offend Yeah, let it go. Whatever. Well, there's a line because we talked about this Yeah, there's like right below cancel. Well, here's the other thing That's the level of funny that I try to stay and I walk that line like the good thing about about this podcast is because we're gonna fuck It's an adult-ass show. Yeah, so either grow up grow some thick skin Pull your fucking cock out and jerk off or go somewhere else like Jerking off to this right now. Yeah, I mean look at you for sure I'm just kidding. Well, let's get there though. Okay, okay. That's hot. I like that. They're Jerking off. I did this one um I just know their comments didn't even make it to the sex like For sure. So they're yeah, of course. That's cool. That's awesome. Yeah And there's probably you know some of these guys are like humiliation and like a little bitch boys or whatever They're probably like oh, she's oh, not that. She's so mean. Yeah Yeah, they're done already. Oh, yeah Now they're just watching what's the meanest thing you ever told me? Yeah, that's me and my MMA like imaginary husband will like Shit, we said no rape jokes Fuck yeah What's the meanest thing you ever told the guy I mean, I mean, yeah, I don't know about that. I could think of plenty of mean. It's over. Yeah Your worth is like you're on me during sex. I guess would be um dirt. I made a guy watch Well, this is actually a partner. I don't know. I made a guy watch me fucking another guy while he fucked me Like I wanted to watch somebody better fuck me Oh, yeah, so he was like behind me putting dick in me while I'm watching like somebody really bring it home Yeah, I know that's definitely that's definitely subbing him. Yeah, I mean, I don't know I've done some weird things, but like all of it's have you ever fucked a dude? Oh, yeah, I Factor the other day off of bumble What in the ass? Well, okay, because normal guys here's the thing normal guys will generally let me do a lot Because they get like star struck a little bit and then like things that they would might normally say no about They say let's slide. Yeah, because I think they're like I'm not gonna like tell her nothing You know, and so I get to like going back to that whole toxic mask. Come on. I don't know Yeah, hold getting something put in your ass on the first date is a pretty good sign that you're losing your Unless you're into it. I mean, yeah, but if you don't like it and then you get convinced Yeah, so here's the thing. So like I'm not rapy like I don't want to I am a little rapier I mean, I don't want to force somebody to do something that they don't want to do what gets me off is like Convincing somebody to What you clearly is not rapy They agree So it's like wherever their line is of what they're not comfortable with I just like to start there and push, you know Oh, that's where you start. I'm gonna be so cancel. Yeah, you're cancel. It's all cool. Hey, you're going out. No, it turns out You can't actually cancel me from sucking dick They've been trying but like where could I possibly sink from here? Yeah, well, I also who's trying to cancel you Like if people are I mean again the california porn people Well, whatever don't shoot out there fucked up. Yeah, they're fucking terrible anyways The dick in Miami is significantly better seriously. Yeah, who have you been working with? No, you don't have to say yeah, but that's cool. That's cool to hear is as a whole. I'm gonna say significantly better the industry In Miami is is better for you than it is out west. Yes, you can't rub your tits just yet. I'm sorry. I was thinking about all the good Miami Yeah, we're gonna try to keep it For a little bit. I mean fucking shit No, this goes on like YouTube and stuff. Oh, yeah, so like if you're watching this in your corporate office And like we're like fucking suck that dick, you know Yeah, what the fuck is watching this? I'm just kidding. I hope somebody yeah, I did a cam show yesterday and I forgot where we're going with that was so weird you were corporate. Oh, yeah, and then people were like in at work You know like in the fucking break room like and I was like this is so much fun like To people really do that. I imagine they must of course like watching porn out work is one thing I guess like a cam show because it's like live just seems extra risky anything could happen They have this weird severed leg on set like from a Halloween thing. I'm a saying. Oh Yeah, somebody's prosthetic leg I don't know if that's probably there's probably some kind of guides a guidelines against that actually Anyways, I was like you want to eat some pizza the pizzas here. Yeah, pizza Let's fly some pizza in and we get we'll break out the air we'll break out the red rose hold that up for us You're gonna put that on the pizza you want to try it? Fuck yeah, dude. Let's bring bring the pizza red rose hot sauce Elizabeth, can you bring in the pizza, please? Pizza. Pizza? Yeah, they'll bring it up. Yeah, where's the pizza? That's they said it was here, right Lou you said the pizzas. I didn't call, but yeah, pizza is great. I don't know. Oh, he's right there. He's a bit see boom Pizza, look at that professional look at this shit, dude We're real podcasts The craft services just make this up downstairs Yeah Here help yourself Red Rose hot sauce Do you usually eat before seeing? This is the best anal food that there is the honors. What do you say that? Why is it the best? It makes like really solid poops We're not doing anal today We have to wait till tomorrow. Do you have an opinion or something? Oh, yeah, thank you I mean, we're all just married. I don't give a fuck. I don't think the fans care either Somebody paid me five hundred dollars to eat a sandwich for something I'm talking like he didn't even ask me to be the top. What do some do some ASMR? Yeah Well, well with a lot of people like it. Yeah, like lip smacking I'm the best part of a podcast. That's fucking great too. Yeah Red Rose hot sauce ships nationwide Red Rose hot sauce dot com I'm gonna buy some I'm not even just saying that because we're no, we'll have them we'll have them We have some in the green room. You just take a couple bottles home. Well, I'll just buy it. I don't mind paying for it They they hook it up. That's why that's why the sponsor Oh, no, I'll take free hot sauce Yeah, they post it online Post it on ijd. No, no, oh, I'm gonna post it. I can do that. I'll be honest, bro More What do you usually eat? You obviously don't seem to be like a A strict dieter What are you trying to say dude? What a hassle. Whoa, whoa, whoa Think not everybody go not everybody gets a set goes. Can we order a meat lover's pizza like You know, it's always like you said it's these days. Yeah, you just never know. Yeah, it's a little a vegan dude free or or key to like Yeah, so and eat whatever you want just leave me alone about it Yeah, so I recently tried like intentionally put on like 30 pounds for jujitsu So I got really into eating food. You have to eat a lot of food to gain 30 pounds. You know what I mean? Turns out especially when you exercise as much as I do so Yeah, I don't give a fuck. I'll eat I can do the seafood diet. Yeah, I see food. I eat food Um, I try to eat a lot of protein and shit for like, you know, muscle roll Actually, I'm not afraid of no fucking pizza, you know, I don't know. What's your favorite thing to eat Posey is it? I love it. You like pussy more than dick? No, but you don't really eat dick. It was not really as good of a joke, you know true. I mean you get eat a dick Oh, yeah I thought you were talking like Jeffrey Dahmer like cut it off and fucking no handshakes Let's not house this entire pie. No I don't know. I mean, yeah, it's taken over the pot. Yeah How will we do this? Are you full? Are you full? How will we take a little break? Can I finish this piece? Are you gonna take it? Yeah, how about we take a little break? We've never done this little break and then we'll come back to you This is a podcast we could do whatever we want Yeah, that's a cool thing about having your own pot again. I'm gonna have another slice Yeah, fuck it. Bye guys. All right We'll see you guys back with sans pizza in a minute. Okay, let's pizza Yeah, you're well fed now you still can keep a good scene going. Oh, yeah That was only two. Well, I mean the whole fucking pizza Didn't we finish the whole fucking pizza bar? I wait two pieces of it. Really? Oh, that was me then Morgan on that dad Takes a lot of effort like you said it takes a lot of effort to gain that weight It is it's pride in every and every pound of man And yeah No, you look bloated you look you know whoever says that no, you know what right there. Also. Yeah, I am Good eye, bro, right With way to be very observant. Yeah, no, I do remember back in the day There were certain directors that wouldn't even feed talent on set. Oh, it's like Well, fuck yourself. And no, those were also the people that like guy. It's four o'clock Yeah, we got here at nine Why are we still here and why aren't we fed? Yeah, yeah, I'm kind of on the like if you don't like the way I look like don't hire me, bro You know what I mean? Yeah, like I'm not gonna I'm not looking drastically different than what my Twitter illustrates. You know what I mean? So like No, there's two slices of pizza or They they they're what threw me over the edge. No, fuck it. They're protruding forward Right, you couldn't even do that if you wanted to have you had any crazy Request or anything like that on set of what you can can't do or I had a director tell me that I couldn't come because I look ugly when I come Who was that? I thought I wasn't supposed to name people If we don't know him then no, not Have you ever done a mukbang whatever those things or you just forced basically what we just did Oh, yeah, we just did it right now, but but like if it would be if you ate the whole pizza I could eat the whole pizza and and still shoot a scene perfectly. You could eat that whole pizza Dude, I eat a lot. What are you doing later? Eating pizza? Yeah, right? Going to train jujitsu. Yeah, I am actually you're here. Yeah, oh no shit. You found a gym Yeah, the one we were just talking well the guy we were just talking about. Yeah, dope. We're gonna go. Yeah, awesome Which is good because I brought like rash guys and shit, but I was like, dude, I don't really I don't like to go to random gyms where I don't know anybody, you know, right dude Is it because of the intensity of the role? It's because of who I am and then also Normally I wouldn't mind like if I'm not working. I don't care if I get injured You know, nobody wants to get injured, but like I can't so the first time I went back I took like a year off a year and a half off of shooting um, it was my first month back Um, and I was out in LA to like shoot for two weeks straight. I think I have like 16 fucking scenes or some shit 17 18 I don't know a couple days or double booked and day one I get heel hooked fucking training Which essentially you're holding this whole part of the leg um, steady and then bringing the heel that way So like tears up all the fucking ligaments my shit was I had to wear heels for two weeks Fucking shooting with this horrible swollen foot. They actually somebody wrote it into one of my scenes. Oh, there you go To where I'm just injured, which was nice and I got to wear like a brace But like so yeah training at random gyms where I don't know anyone and I don't trust these people to like not fucking do that like You know, I mean granted. It's a combat sport But like mostly we'll catch something and then you know give somebody an opportunity to have right, you know, not just before you call it Yeah, like yes, that's a move for breaking legs. That's what it does of course, but don't also don't break it Yeah, you win again, you're the best. This is not the belt isn't on the line. Yeah Um, how often do people know who you are pretty frequently? Especially I like I'm pretty um, I feel like I made friends with a lot of like the profiders pretty quickly So I feel like the fight community kind of knows that I'm in it, you know um To whatever extent we know most people aren't weird about it like they They respect your space. Yeah, well, it's really well. I want to roll with me. I'm not rolling. Yeah, well none of that matters like On the mat and nor should it, you know, I mean like because I'm sure that there's people there that you're star struck like oh fuck Yeah, fucking trains here. Yeah. Oh my god. It's that shot. Yeah, it's well That's exactly the thing is like I realized that it's his first day. Yeah, so like one of them is like they're kind of well I don't want a couple of them are like super fans of mine like people who I'm a fan of you know Yeah, of course. I find yeah Oh, fuck every fighter. Oh no, but I want to I have a mission. I just want to fuck everybody's heroes. You know what I mean? But you want to fuck my hair? Who's your hero? I fuck myself all the time. Seriously? I actually want to help myself and yeah, yeah, we do three films with me and me Me myself and I do I have a orgies like all the time with everybody who lives in my head. I want to do a VR I want to fuck myself in VR. I heard it's like really a lot. I've never actually seen myself in VR All right, so on a previous on a previous episode We had a girl that was really into VR chat and she spiked my interest because she was talking it up really nicely I went home and I did some research Well, there's we got like 10 years before that's gonna be any good. No, cuz like it looks like eight bit almost. It looks like Maybe I looked at the wrong thing. I think you did cuz I heard opposite that it was so many told me that if I Had ever experienced it. I he doesn't think I would be comfortable with the fact that VR porn of me exists Oh, now that would be okay. I'm sorry two different things. I completely misunderstood. Yeah, she's talking about VR porn. Oh, yeah, dude. Have you ever? Haven't seen it. I bought I bought one time. I bought a fake pussy and I had goggles and did it. Did you sync them up? Oh, no, no, it was like a manual. It wasn't like I said. Yes, I'm with them. No, they can sync them up It goes at the same rhythm as the porn you're watching like What a world we live in terrifying. So I put it on sit down, you know, make some popcorn whatever Start going and I threw it away like 15 minutes later Because it's terrifying Yeah, I was like I may not ever go back. That's what I'm saying. We become completely Good, and then you add in like some of it while we're not supposed to talk about some of the stuff that's going on in the world, but Eventually it's gonna seem really disgusting to fuck another human being. No, it's not it will never seem disgusting It already is think about I know but like think about it like everybody's gonna be like afraid of getting sick. Okay, listen Especially after okay, I'm not to talk about the C word, but like after wearing a mask for two years nobody has any system anymore. Yes You know what I mean, but like which once everybody's immune system is gone because we've been like That's not how it works. It's not how it works. It's also is not how it works. We're two idiots in here about the Folk for money because that's our job at our life There are scientists out there that are laughing at everybody going what do these people think about like we've been Here for millions of years, right? You know, we're gonna be okay. Oh, I thought you mean, okay, okay, we're gonna be okay No, like trust me. I thought you were saying that wearing a mask doesn't ruin your And like it's it that is. Well, no, it also No, bro, I always Whether you wear a mask whether you don't wear a mask. Well, yeah, do you think I love the mask because you know, I it used to be If it's interesting we'll keep it It used to be like you'd have to get to know people to find out if like What go ahead Like I know exactly where she's going. Oh, I don't know what she's going. Oh, I know. I think she wears a red hat No, I mean you used to have like get to know somebody to find out their fucking idiot. You know, I mean now it says it right on your face Sheep is my favorite. Sheep. Oh, it's funny. Sheep. Oh, yeah, or plant or plant. I'm not a I don't go either way with any of it You have to like at some point like it's not political to say that this is getting a little ridiculous. Oh, no, I think I think everybody knows that at this point Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, this has been a little much. This is a little ridiculous We had Chloe Capri on she called it the panoramic Yeah, the Pandy I will say so the town I live in obviously I live in the middle of nowhere, right? So like we're pretty socially distanced as it is, you know Just naturally because like we fucking you know, there's like 13,000 people in my house. How close is the nearest trailer park? What do you mean? She has two of them in her I am trailer park. All right, you said you bought 22 acres. Yeah, how big is that that's like A quarter a quarter square mile. I think I suck take for money, bro. You lost me You're lucky. I know how to say that the number 20 Have a concept of what that is eight acres Acrears No, but so So in Tennessee, I feel like we mostly just pretend that we just pretend that none of this is happening We just don't acknowledge it and then I feel like also nobody's dying here like where I live But I think it might to be fair it might be because we're all socially distanced anyways, but like Yeah, not really cool, man. All right, so you suck dick for money, right? I do. I do I do you're gonna suck dick today I hopefully right here on the bank podcast. How might already be canceled. I'm just kidding No, no, we don't say cancel. No, we're gonna shoot the scene We're on the same page. I mean, I know I know look, but that's exactly the thing is I'm on the same page But different books 86 but I'm reading I'm not reading Cosmo No, no, so so listen this this podcast is to serve for you to be yourself. Yeah, all right There's no such thing first of all so I appreciate that, but there's no such thing. It does not exist You know, so you're faking right now. No, I just am toning down always Nobody can take full force karma dude. They can't I had somebody the other this last weekend. I was hanging out with a bunch of fucking fighters in Austin You know back at that. We had this. No, we they love me because I'm hilarious, but like I had this guy He had his sweater up over his face with his hands over his head like no Make it stop. We're like, oh my god. We broke. We got one. Yeah, I broke him She broke Joe Rogan Is that like your dream guy? I shut yeah, you're probably not fucking him though. I know ever I feel like I can't even get him to follow me on Instagram. He's probably way too disciplined to No, definitely he's probably into some weird shit. He wants to get milked bro Oh, yeah, but probably only by his wife. Oh, is he have a wife? Oh, yeah, yeah, never mind Is milking cheating Because it's not really basically medical. Yeah, she's wearing a rubber gloves, bro I'm gonna quote Tony soprano here dog. I don't want that nobody wag their face your finger in front of my face. Little on back there Hell no, that's hilarious, but have you ever like been milked? No No, you know you can you can hit the prostate from like just under the balls though Like you don't even have to go in the the ball You know that like good area. Yeah, you can that's prostate You know how it feels good when you press on it when you're jerking off you do that you you you hold your you kind of cup Your balls and then this finger is pressing right there So you're massaging your own prostate. Just so you know the taint is All right see there used to be a guy. It's great try that today. I will yeah, just don't don't don't go too much I will never without your permission. It's great because I pretend that I am I literally would never do that without it Not even your permission, but I would want you to want me to There used to be a guy how he came He would make like a little chair with his finger Like this he would sit on it and jerk off at the same time But in his ass or in his butt hole and he would write it and So hot and jerked off that's hot. Oh, yeah, that was wild And that would be his that's how he came you know when he needed to come you know right right because you know some people Fucked to pop, you know, but some people don't And yeah, the butt stuff is first of all nothing that a woman is swimming as gay. So let's just get that if there's a girl in the room It's not gay dude. Yeah, even if you're doing a gay thing for a woman That's not gay. Look look. I think if I want to see a dude fucking other dude Here's the most woke I'll be right now I don't think any of that fucking matters the only thing that really matters is is what you were saying earlier Don't do shit that you don't want to do or do it, but do it willingly and for a good reason. Yeah, like okay Oh, I shouldn't be doing this No, like I like when people do like That's what I'm into is I like for people to do things that I don't really want to do for me You know what I mean? Well, no, that's the little bit different than what I'm trying. No, but that's I'm just saying can we include that? No, but you were saying that it's it's not gay if a girl does it to you like oh okay, of course not like It could this podcast be about sexual freedom. You know what I'm saying? Everybody do whatever they want to do In consensual yeah, yeah, consensual have fun in life. Well, did you know that it's a illegal to do reverse cowboys? Girl in Alabama. Yeah, you never turn your back on your family in Alabama Dad drug number two brought to you by roadside Dot com roadside triple X Thanks for not using Have you seen that shit? Oh, it's pretty good. That's pretty good. I'm glad. Thanks for not using Tennessee in that joke. You could check them on my people Worst right the worst right by Bama though. Yeah, I was just in Bama. Oh, yeah, yeah, he should next time family reunion Yeah Love it now the wife the wife got her masters. So and what you're married to a smart person. I mean, yeah Pro me I'm married to He's as smart as they want him to be I don't like them to be that smart. I like them to have taken too many knocks in the head to even be smart. Yeah I learned a lot, but now I don't forgot yeah, but like so country boys though are like so sweet, you know Yeah until they're until they have too many booed lads in No, there's even sweeter than they want to fight in the parking lot, but they want to fight other news sweet Did you ever have any issues with the religious people out there in I tried to get my real estate license when I I'd been out of porn for a year and a half I got my real estate license and um got fired twice In three days because of what you did yes Wow Yes, and they said this was the fun part to me and I didn't do anything vengeful I thought about it because it was very I was my feelings were very hurt Especially because like you don't just go get your real estate license like six months of fucking school and like Yeah, I'll test and do a whole thing and I spent like 10 grand on fucking mart marketing material and shit and like And I'd been working for like a month before they figured it out And then they try to act like I was dishonest. I was like there wasn't a question It wasn't like were you ever a hoe and I lied. I didn't bring it up. Why would I you wouldn't have fucking hired me You know what I mean, and it's not illegal. I didn't do anything wrong. Well, it says more houses than a hoe. That's what I'm saying Answer nobody. Nobody any man. I'm offering all types of like Commensations to use me as your agent. I'm just kidding. I wasn't even being a hoe. I was just trying to sell houses And I was great at it too. You know how you're showing you're gonna do as I'm saying dude everybody loved me Except the yeah, except the people because they were so they were saying something about like this is a Christian based company I was like, I don't think you read the Bible because I read it. Yeah, they didn't sell houses there No, but also no because like Jesus loved house and it's not even like how they loved a bunch of house No, but realistically like Jesus for the hose. I had been out of porn at the time. I was like a Christian fucking redemption story, bro I'm like But not in their backyard. Do you know what I mean? I mean on paper No, but I'm just saying like don't make I was like don't make it about religion if you are uncomfortable with me And also again, fuck those people. Yeah, like you're supposed to be all about love and acceptance and repenting and hey, I changed Well, don't do it here. I can't do it now. Yeah, listen, we still sell houses and we still sell cabins, but not to you Yeah, not the life for you, man Yeah, so that was you know, it was sad, you know, but um, it is super sad. Yeah Because like I really wasn't I was like really trying really hard to like have you know, but you're also fucking qualified It's one of these jobs where it's not a if for it. There's no opinion involved. You passed the test You're accredited to do that position. Well, and so it's also with real estate It's a tricky situation because technically you're a 1099 employee, but you're not because you have to work for a brokerage So you're really at your own broke broke We have to have a lack of license for three years. You have to be under a broker for three for three years and that's why she fired you He was the the he was married to the other You're under the broker and uh, yeah, did you have the pictures of you like on the side of Yeah, you did. Oh, that's how they well, yeah, supposedly some fucking you drove around with a in a fort escape with Finals on it. That's so me your house. Yeah No, but like um, yeah, I haven't at least anybody called in and said something like you know, I told them who I like whatever, but also it's just like You know, I didn't hate I never hated porn. I quit for some dude and I'm like, but he sucks anyways like I just No, now that's what I'm saying now I'll fuck fighters I'll fuck fighters. No, like realistically like I realized what I want to man is basically like I feel word saying this because after some of the shit that happened in the porn industry recently But like I basically want like a pitbull in like a man, you know what I mean? Like just like sweet loving loyal With a kilk command you don't I mean sure and then like you know how like when you come home from work and your dog no matter What you did that day? Love you. Oh, you're the best. That's what I want to man. Yeah, I don't want all the questions about like who I fucked like Did you like it? Yeah, I mean no, but I know that's the word no like Did you like Dave fuck you can see I want them to want me to have a good sex life I want them to be happy for me when I get good dick, you know, not like I feel like a lot of times when you're in porn you're you're the significant others like don't want you to work with people you like Which I'm like I get where you're coming from on your side kind of but you're saying that you want me to have a shitty day And that's fuck that just like them. Yeah Yeah, they're fucking cubicles. Yeah That's exactly what it is. I would just yeah, I would just have a shitty job like you if that's how I wanted to live I want to have a great day and fuck somebody who I'm attracted to and like secretly in love with like why would you not want that for me? Did you have a good day? Yeah, I couldn't lose my dick in the maze. It was hard since the day I just moment I got on set And then we finished an hour early just cuz you know, I don't know when well. Yeah, that's like all right I feel like if I I want people I love to have the best of everything. I don't want them to have a shitty day at work You know like I want them to have all the best pussy in the world, but that's me, you know, would you share? Oh, yeah I bring them. I I'm a lover. Did I don't care? I'm not insecure at all about something's dick going in another hole That's the stupidest fucking thing I've heard women or whatever or whatever That was I'd like to formally What do you got fucking offended right there? Just because your offended doesn't mean you're right, bro. I was talking about women You can fuck whatever you want That's fine. Yucky. Yeah, but that being said like all the pronoun people aside The fucking pronoun people anyways. Are they fucking I don't think so So and and also how could they possibly fuck without offending? I heard this I heard this not too long ago, and this is brilliant like you know, there's it's almost the whole alphabet now It's like LG B. Yeah, you you lost me after the cute. I'm like all right. It's listen. There's one letter and it's H Human horny We all just want to fuck Human. Well, I think so because you can even identify as not a human. That's fine. Let's do that I think that you're not allowed to repeat jokes, man. He said that last time. I did a terrible She's right one No, it's his concussions Straight now street fights a world helmet Street fight. I want to fuck if you if you tell me it was from street fights I mean, I did use the yeah in college Yeah, that's why you have concussions of such a douchebag in college. No, don't talk dirty team. No, I just about fighting I used to go out after football games and if we lost we take out our aggressions at the bar We beat the fuck out of you are a loser I said if we lost I don't fuck losers I win now Can I win please? What's the worst pick up line? What's the weakest pick up line? Can I believe yeah? So so like I like I said I Excuse me miss Perhaps I was just like hot I was just wondering you already lost me I didn't mean about you. I'm sorry I'm gonna drive right now Let's get Niagara Falls going Yeah, so like obviously I fuck fighters and I always tell them that like if they lose if they're like trading for a fight I'm like if you lose don't fucking call me I don't And then one of them my favorite who was like if I lose I'm not even gonna jerk off I don't want to fuck losers I'm like can we please get married? He lost in the first round. No, he hasn't fought yet You know what? That's a good way to go about that. Yeah, I'm just not gonna fight then I've been lost. He's gonna fight undefeated. No, it's because they he is with one champ Am I allowed to say labels whatever? Yeah, that's it's one one championship And so they fight in Singapore and like Singapore's COVID fucking trashes like do they keep they've extended it This poor man has been by camp for like five months or so. Jesus. Yeah He's like oh, we were gonna fight because if not, I really want to eat a burger Yeah, that's crazy. I just keep pushing it. How many of these fighters have he fucked? Give me a number roundabouts Well, which what do you mean by these fighters? Like do I have to be like pro league or like how many fighters in general have I fucked like I don't know a lot Number I don't know like 10's I mean, I don't know yeah, you do no, I've only been out of a relationship for like two months. I can only fit so many dicks I mean I thought you were said you're married The other one dude stop. Come on follow the program I'm following the program. No, I'm not We're all my husband. I call everybody my husband. This is what I realize you want to be you want to play married today? I think I think that's who I don't actually want to be married. I just like the idea of getting married all right We'll get married once I left it will get married tomorrow Okay, like I liked I think that's how I get like you and I are together. Yeah And we're not cheating when I'm fucking weird and we're lovers and we just fuck and everybody watches us fuck And we'll get married but not till tomorrow. Yeah, and then tomorrow never comes That's who I am. Yes. Did you see Sunday? We won. Yeah Oh, yeah, we won who's we the team? We won your team. Yeah, we won Always winning So you about to get fucked here, huh? Is that what's happening pretty pretty shortly? Thank God We have a few hours So you're about to get y'all you're about to get fucking Real drill. Yeah, like like you're like you're like you're a deep vein in North Dakota What yeah Trilling for oil, baby Do you like it drilled? I mean you you come off like you're super aggressive like fuck me fuck me But no, I'm making love to yeah, I do I do I like all of it Yeah, so I'm like I'm like um, oh you actually have a cat. This is so fuck isn't what maybe the most romantic thing I've ever seen I'd say we turn the lights down low, but they're already pretty low That's pretty high actually No, they're this isn't typical porn lighting. No Typical porn lighting looks like daytime soap opera. That's true. That's true. Yeah, you know Yeah, it's just ridiculous Yeah, it's weird in real life when people want to hump with like the lights low now. I'm like I can't see shit. No, put that shit on you Yeah What's the point of this? What's the point of fucking someone that looks like me if you don't want to look Because I come too quick. Wow So you're trying to impress me. I thought you're trying to come. Why? Well, what do you prefer? I I like to see who I'm I'm familiar with both schools of thought good looking people. No, but like does if the guy comes in like 30 seconds Is that a turn on for you? I turn on. I mean, I don't know. Can you fuck me again? Yeah. Oh, yeah, then fuck it It's just maybe the next day he'll fuck you again tomorrow No, it's gonna need to get on testosterone. We can make this work Is it testosterone that'll make him last longer? No, it'll make him be able to get it up again. Oh, okay, you know If you got if you only got 30 seconds in you like you need to be able to get your dick hard again pretty quickly Or like fucking eat pussy for like you heard that bad noise bang that was the latter going It's into the void It candles out dude. We're not gonna have a candle. I guess love making is out too. No, I like making love though I think I make love while I'm getting drilled anyways like are like eye contact and make it out. Yeah, making out and stuff I like making out more than I like sex. I think I'm really enjoying a little accent going Yeah, you're affecting a little bit more of a yeah, you got a twang going more than earlier Somebody call you from back in Tennessee and now But I like that Sometimes it comes out. Sometimes it doesn't And it's not even like a it's not even like a Tennessee accent. It's like some weirdly fabricated. It's a hybrid Yeah, it's like some weird dog shit. It's a valley girl. I'm like. I don't know. Yeah, almost a LA trailer park You know Skid row bring enough skid row again, too Yeah, did you talk about skid row before? Yeah, no shit. Call them up No track mobile or whatever no actually I think after Obama they all have the Obama losers. I know losers I don't like losers. I don't like losers I was a loser. I fucked all the losers. I was a loser. Look at me now. I'm a fucking winner Yes, I take dick for money, but like look what I've done with it. I don't know when I look out of my 22 acres and all my houses And I'm like do my pussy about all this. I don't think no, not even your pussy didn't buy all that You're pussy allowed you to have the opportunity to buy that but you bought that. No, but it sounds so much better to be like Do my fucking especially because I was homeless for like four years when I was a kid And I'm like dude my fucking gutter pussy like oh, yeah But everything like these people. They don't even know that this is worthless Yeah, it's not necessarily worthless. I mean Hey, worthless and priceless are all in the eye of the beholder. No, worthlessness is absolute worth is relative If you're worthless And worthless are all free. You know what I mean if you think about it I Was starting to get boner over here thinking about it. Now you're thinking too much. I'm not about titties. Yeah, don't touch Yeah, I don't want to do maths. My titties feel really nice lately Do they? Yeah, why lately because I put on weight pregnant No, that's disgusting. A little milk. I fucking hate children All right, so you will I guess having an invisible husband works out. Yeah, you haven't no kids. Oh yeah, come in me Yeah, right these cream pine you all day. Yeah, but my shit don't work anyway. We already talked about that I don't know. I don't know all those drugs growing up and being under weight. I don't shit don't work I'm literally you get wet for sex. Yeah, sometimes you're only for sex. Yeah, you think about like I know you're for fighting too Well, I mean as far as like I can't like reproduce. I know you're also for real estate. No, I'm not They made sure of that. I am for fighting that want to be a weapon. Yeah, our next door neighbors are not gonna They want to also come in. They heard me say I was only for sex What kind of studio is that? Come in It's like you know the best knock-knock joke. No, knock-knock come in You An anti-joke. Yeah, it's back to big titties. So yeah, they are there. Yeah, they're like What we hold on pull that back? Oh Sorry if you see my way gold bluer you're you're you just got done Listening the value of your pussy and you're just gonna sell the farm before uh before we get there They were encased in gold lace Of course, let's So bangpodcast.com. I'm sure you're here now with us already But we're about to get into the explicit version of this podcast to the explicit No, yeah, say goodbye. Yeah, bangpodcast.com the bangpodcast.com. We're gonna continue this She's gonna get naked and she's gonna get fucked right here Drilled who's fuck who's fucking her today both of you and the neighbor sounds I have the neighbors you gotta let the neighbor in whoever they are exactly. Hopefully it's a chick I'm fucking you today. Yeah, you're fucking me again. I guess for only the second time That's crazy. I don't know. Bye guys later