Bang Surprise PODCAST #18 With Kiki Vidis

and podcast.com. Welcome back. I am your host, Sean Lawless, joined by Lovely. Louis Molden. Thank you, nice to meet you. Hi, yeah, that's your hands and fellow. You know, like, you know, it's about her. Oh, hi, hi, nice to meet you. Yeah, Kiki Venus, but oh, Kiki V. Fucked you just say? Kiki V. Kiki V. You have an accent, obviously. From Australia, born and bred. You're from Miami, you said, right? Yeah, so in Australia, I live in a place called the Gold Coast, and all of the Gold Coast is actually named after Florida, and also Italy, a weird mix. But I live in a place called Miami on the Gold Coast, which is right next to another suburb called Palm Beach. Super confusing when I actually come here to Miami and people are like, where are you from? Like Australia? They're like, oh, yeah, where in Australia? Sydney? I'm like, no, Miami, and I can't really confuse. I'm sorry. That you said that you're from... Is the Will Smith song about your Miami or ours? I can't. Wasn't quite sure. Because he even says going down to the Florida Keys, but there's a Florida Keys in Australia there. There is, yeah. Well, but in Florida, I've got out that there's also a Melbourne in Florida. Yes, there is. So it's two hours north of here. Yeah, so it's really confusing because obviously Melbourne and Australia, there's Melbourne in Florida. It's the best, I think, for like, sister states. Not countries, because Florida is a state, but... Well, it's sister cities. We don't have a Cooper PD though. No, but you have an Okitobi. Yes. Yes. Some weird things. The needs. That's our people. Yes. Those are the Seminoles and the Micahsukis. To be honest, I have no clue. Yeah. So insensitive. Oh, yeah, I'm going to work on that. Only these days. But it's definitely different being in America. You think that being both English-speaking countries, that everything would kind of be the same, but it's such a culture shock, and that has led me into some, like, altercations with, like, language barriers. So... Altercations? Well, Subway is universal, right? There's a Subway in Japan, there's Subway in Australia, Subway in the US, you know? And so it's like a familiar food when you're like, one something that you know. And I go into Subway, and I like just like, you know, a chicken sub, you know, on white bread, you have American white cheese, and I have the lettuce tomato capsican, and the lady's like, what? And I'm like, the capsican. So this is what happened. So I'm there in Subway. I will tell you. So I'm there in Subway, and I'm like, I tell her the same thing, capsican. And it's all I've known my whole life is, you know, I love capsican, it's the best. And I'm pointing to it, going, capsican. And she's like, oh, the peppers. And I say, no, I don't want any jalapenos, I don't want any, like, spice, because in Australia, peppers are like all spicy things. I'm like, no, I want the peppers. I mean, sorry, I want the capsican. And she's like, the peppers. And I'm like, no, the capsican, and I'm there pointing to it. And she's also pointing, but you know when people like point behind the glass, what they're pointing at could be something different, because it's like where the finger is. So I'm there going, capsican in my head. I'm like, this dumb woman, like, guess what she's thinking. How are you not educated on like a popular vegetable, and like, she's there going, peppers, and I'm like, capsican. And it's starting to like get like our eyes again, like really like, I grow with each other now. So I'm like, looking at her like this, like, you know, going, going, going, going, going, going, like, capsican. And she's like, peppers. And I'm like, just grabbed the top. Yes, how about one of you just go, yes, that one. So I'm like, grabbed the tongs and pick it up and she picks it up. And I go, yes, capsican. And she goes, yeah, peppers. And I'm like, you guys are arguing to agree with each other. So now I've realized that there's a lot of things that, you know, I've known my whole life to be called one thing. And I find out that it's called something completely different over here. Like bell peppers is a newest addition to my dictionary. But the worst one was cantaloupe. So here I am in the hotel thinking, oh, I'm really hungry. I'm going to order some food. And I see a, you know, cantaloupe salad. And I'm thinking, oh, cantaloupe, what's that? Is it some exotic animal? Like, like the cousin of an antelope? I'll like try this exotic meat. Oh, that'll be exciting. Now, when they brought you a melon. Yeah, well, because you got like bison and vines and all these other exotic meats. I just thought cantaloupe was like, you know, like an antelope kind of mean. So they brought up this salad. Antelope with the horns. It's a melon and it looks like a rock. So it's a rock melon. Okay. Yeah, go figure, we call bell peppers, like by its Latin name, of capsicum. But then it comes to a cantaloupe and we call it a rock melon. So you just can't win with Australians. Yeah, such as life, huh? Yeah. That's different cultures. Why not, right? Yeah. So it's different being over here. Like, just like language barriers. But everything else seems to be good. I mean, fucking, it's the same. So yeah. Dicks and pussies. Yeah, no complaints there. That's usually how it goes. Did you bring us any Vegemite? Oh, I did not. It's a lot of a lot of Americans don't like that. I don't waste, I don't waste like, you know, black gold on like, you know, on you guys anymore. The oil? No, Vegemite. That's that's the black gold. It's black? Yeah. I thought it was green. What? No. What do I know? Yeah. Nothing apparent. I mean, it kind of looks a little bit like a darker version and it teller. People think it's really sweet but it's salty as fuck. So yeah. What's it taste like mayonnaise? It tastes like black salt. Oh, okay. Yeah. But it's full of like all the B vitamins and stuff. I think they made it dry like the wartime because a lot of kids make it and they're like vitamins so they made like, you know, Vegemite. It's a health food. Yeah, it's a health food. Do you guys eat healthy over there? Yeah, we shall do. Lots of rock melon and uh, fucking hey rock melon. That's the worst thing I hate. It's a rock melon. I ordered this salad thing and I was gonna get me and I ended up with a vegetable. I'm sorry, fruit that I didn't even like. So disappointed. So. What else do you guys eat over there? Uh, bunnings sausages. They're my favorite. I can bunny sausage. Bunnings. We eat rabbit here too. Yeah. But no, I can eat sausages all day long. They're like beef in Australia. They're not like here. We got like protein stuff. It was a sausage all day and you missed out beef sausages. We'll get another one. Okay. I can't force it. Oh, big beef sausage. Big beef sausage. A rabbit, a rabbit big beef sausage. And where do you get those? From bunnings. So it's kind of like your home depot. Like I don't even like need to go to like bunnings half the time. I just go there for the sausages. So uh, if you come to Australia, you have to go to bunnings and you have to eat yourself a sausage from a sausage sizzle. That's a bit of tongue twisters, isn't it? The bunnings for the sausage sizzle. The sausage sizzle. And what a beef sausage with, is it peppers? Is there cheese? Onions. It's one of these the bread. Capsicum. Oh, it's just one of these the bread. You can't get onions against the tomato sauce. Sorry, catch up. Catch, catch up. Catch up. Just don't say catch up. Yeah. Yeah. Spano sauce. Tomato sauce. You know, did you say tomato? Yeah. We do. Yeah. Do you say Caribbean or Caribbean? I say Caribbean. Depending on the day. Well, parts of the Caribbean. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, it's not Pirates of the Caribbean. Yeah. Are we talking about the movie or the actual like Blackbeard? What the fuck? Are you talking about Caribbean history? Well, there's a, I don't even know about Caribbean here. I just learned the movie and then the porn movie. That porn movie that that parts the Caribbean parody was the first porn I would ever seen. Really? Yeah. When was this? We'd like Jesse Jane and I don't know. When did it happen? 2005, 2006. Whenever. How long you been in the business? Since 2007. Since the 18. So 15 years now. Wow. Yeah. Sorry. How old are you? I'm old bitch. 32. You don't look 32. Thanks. I try to look young. It's that Australian glow. Yeah. Isn't that a sunscreen? It's cool. I just avoid this one. Do you live here? Do you live there? I live in Australia. So that's why I'm not like I love people like you know expect when make movies all the time but it's really hard because like you can't legally come into the work on a tourist visa to make a bunch of porn. I was even going to ask they let you back after you. What do you have to say? I was babysitting. So it was it was like it was really hard back in like my my heyday like back in my teens because I was ends up being on a TV show for like Playboy TV. So when I landed customs would look at me going wait we know you so I said like dressing way down like I'd give you the airport I look like completely different person I look like a hobo you know and immigration and customs like they look through your phone if they're suspicious you know to like look at your your social media apps to see if you have any like no laundry picks or something that looks like you could possibly like come here to work they go through your suitcase looking for like you know you got shoes a long way you know they're like they're like they're on it they'd like sit you down and like questioning if you're like 30 questions like oh they're hallowing you here for and you're like a month and like oh and how are you gonna support yourself in a month you're like well I've been saving well where do you get this money from it's like yeah you can't say that like well what are you gonna do while you hear who are you staying with do you have a return ticket you know so unless you have all these things even though you're from there even though you have an Australian passport no that's here yes this is going into the US oh shit nevermind yeah and then once you're here obviously you can't just like start like treating porn because you need other things like like an American ID and you know how to just get an American ID when you're like not even an American it's like it's a point you gotta go to Arizona that's the point oh yeah they just they hand them out there and then so you get a driver's sire sense so they can talk and then you can like do some work but then it's just like it's just hard so you know like people don't realize that when you're not American and if you don't have like an American like you know a visa or something you can't treat porn consistently and a lot of my fans asked me like I had one earlier like you know like why don't you treat consistently it's like because it's hard trying to smuggle myself into the country and I would treat an Australia but like you know all the big dick guys are over here so yeah I'm really a flabbergasted the American homeland security would be the one that pastors you about what you're doing why would they care so like I would be fine into LA right and I was like you know what they're just two strict let me go to it with like finds a different place so I started finding it so Hawaii into Honolulu thinking that'd be more chill there they are not more chill there they're like even stricter because they really care about like you know what comes in so they would give me like 50 questions and they would like you know start calling your references to check out your story so I'd like to be like I'd start having like a whole like persona and story for when I landed it'd be like oh hi I'm here I'm gonna tour the U.S. for like a month and I'm gonna look at all the national monuments and like here's a map I made and here I'm gonna go to the Grand Canyon by this date and I'm gonna go like the Washington Monument on that date and like here's like my whole road trip plans out you know what you're giving away all your secrets yeah right yeah FBI is just going yeah yeah yeah oh oh that um we'll see now it doesn't matter now I actually have a valid visa oh yeah it took like 15 years but I found that it's the right way now you married so I know if you if you invest enough I'm like America's great like that if you'd be like give me the country enough money they'll like you know you can buy shit so like a visa would you invest it well I just like you know just work companies like normal stuff you know also like stocks and stuff like that I know like like businesses and stuff you run businesses oh well I don't run out I just pale you're an angel investor oh hey do you want to invest in yeah what's up what kind of companies oh I don't know they're private like that's my private life 90 names dates and locations code red code red this year we got her we got her guys we got her on tape only five cameras obviously they don't know that I make porn or where my money came from you know and what is it I don't think they would care oh there's this is like one of the people I work for I can't but she's like this is she's a Jewish lady and like you know very traditional and like the dress code in the office is even like you know no cleavage no like everything must be covered even shoulders it's like very if she found out what I was doing in my spare time oh my god yeah I feel like she would be like take the money back I can't be associated with you jeez that's wild yeah well congratulations to be here in America I'm trying to keep everything separate so I was just going to ask do you have two separate personas like do do yeah I'm like I'm like you know like proper prude girl you know I believe you and then and then I just like you know take a suck in like not yet oh I forgot to even do that right we're like I got distracted by the Aussie accent we're here on the bang podcast kiki v is gonna get fucked right here today on this couch on the bank yes we bang on the bang podcast I was so thrown and swooned by your Aussie accent we got right into it but I forgot to mention that so yes you used Vegemite as a lube just sounds like the worst idea ever would the pussy taste better or probably worse I don't know if it's salty I mean I prefer savory oversweet so maybe I mean I would have a better lock with a bunting sausage in there yes you would and then and then you know what you could put on it some nice hot sauce do you like hot sauce oh dang she's gonna do the intro for us she watched the show already hey it's made it's made of the 11 ingredients and then expiry date that's not for like another two or three years is it a lot of while I mean if you like hot sauce you'd go through that in a month so oh no it's so delicious I eat just yes did you read the label yeah there is I read it my spare time so it's got it's got 11 ingredients it's got like what is it like scotch bonnet peppers yeah yeah jalapeno peppers what's that red chilies yeah I think we're big in Australia bro jalapeno pepper salt onion garlic black ground pepper paprika oh and your favorite look at that your favorite your favorite ingredient on the bottom there the last ingredient is that how you say it in Australia we say we should say comment but it's human so yes today's bang podcast brought to you by red rose hot sauce kick up every meal with a delicious and flavorful red rose hot sauce I was a little purchase yours at red rose hot sauce dot com shipping nationwide we aren't international yet but you know for those that love me they can always just like do you mean are they national I don't think so I'm not right yeah all except order if you want to start a business another business you can import it to Australia we'll talk later yeah you could smuggle yourself in the hair and we smuggle these guys out of here and I'm trying to import cause of Australia are you I mean you know like a cause here a so much cheaper than Australia like any car here triple the price in Australia well that's awesome which is like what do you drive me right now an Audi a pushy yeah just an Audi over there too no over there you gotta pushy push by what's a pushy isn't it a isn't it a bicycle a push push yeah yeah yeah it's for us it's a little time I use oh okay yeah I don't know that's what I've heard before you're on a pushy yeah because I want but you're gonna be careful with this guy he's also the guy who went to to Ireland in order to Irish car bomb so you could imagine yeah it's it's so so pictures you guys don't have fosters right no we know all fosters but you don't have right it would be like if I went to Australia I was like hey good night mate how about a couple of points of fosters and then go the fuck out of here yeah in the English accent yeah so I did that in Dublin and I was like yeah I'll take a two car bombs please are you fucking mad no just want to get a little buzz going I'm they don't have that there yeah they do but it's not a drink yeah they have that but it's it's a terror yeah yeah so you see you get the what I'm experiencing then with the whole like language yeah yeah and it's all it's all like diction and it's all cultural it's it's colloquial uh colloquialism colloquialisms right it would be like if you came here in order to 9-11 I'm the fastest way out like head is like oh Polish I need to go but like Americans would be like like terror yeah yeah the career is nice yeah I like the typos what what companies do you run over in Australia if do you shoot anything while you're over there oh like just like stuff for only fans mean that's the way the world is right now it's not everything's not only no it's not it's right here on bank park and bang.com bang.com bang.com that's where everything I don't care how you sublime your income yeah but no it's exciting I think I'm in shot for like obviously to covid lockdowns don't travel all that jazz I mean I don't think I've shot for about like three four or five years I'd hate to say five years up front but it is five years well and I'll say this real quick too that you know dealing with people who shoot their own content they don't test for covid or anything like that you you tested yesterday for today right so did I so did so did so did big everybody on set here is 24 hour covid tested all the time so you know you're safe on these big sets and my and our PA everybody on set the makeup artist yeah so when you come on set here you know that you're safe super I'm just like dude I'm like I'm so sick of being tested all the cantaloupes have a you know I've heard it together well it's like it's like it's just like you can traveling back to Australia it's like you know you leave me here like it's tested and then like traveling back it's tested again and so and then you can show your vaccination status and show both of them because one wasn't enough and now they're like I'll get a third one and you can really sick get a fourth one so pussy huh I like it yeah so it's tough to get back in there right now or to get into Australia yeah all right butters open everyone come on in come on down come on in you yeah so if you're thinking of a holiday I'm gonna advocate for Australia to come visit we need a money for tourism so yeah yeah yeah come come come come help have a economy come help that's your side hustle she's she's a tourist agent a travel agent of course are who knows what the other business are on the Gold Coast in Australia and is it West Palm while you're there and if you have time it's the Florida Keys all in Australia yeah you have you have family out there you have a husband and stuff like that or what my husband I've got a mother sister all the girls in the family oh yeah yeah well you might know them well my fans definitely know them I've shot with my sister shot with my mom photos when you when you made sure just just photos nothing like you know you're real mom you're real sister yeah yeah so you know everyone's had to go tell me wait wait is that are they're like are they're different laws is it is that like what wait what what kind of photos it all happens during Indie one year I know what year it was but it was so long ago it's when we used to have the Indie cars and I would go around to hotels and do like square shows and you know charge like you know a thousand dollars for the square show and I'd like break it up and it was like over a period of three days so I come home one day with all my money you know stuff in my shoes my suitcase and everything and my mom happened to come over at the same time and she's there and she's just flabbergasted by how much money there was and I needed her to count it because I'm bad numbers and I think she counted like $40,000 that I'd made in like three days whoa just squirting I think it was back when it was almost dollar for dollar whole you know and my mom was just like what the fuck like she's like dude like if I was back at your age like how old your mother maybe this is like no we're done I don't know she's like over 50 now so but back at this time she would have been she's only oh so she yeah she's a young you're 32 and you look like you yeah well she had me when she was young so you know my mom she's like the most hardworking prudence lady ever and then when she saw that money she's just like oh my god like do you think do you think like I can like you know do this and now it's like you know she just said it as like a you know just not seriously just like oh my god do you think I could do this and I'm like oh my god and it like came like a lightbulb to my head I was like mom we should do a mother daughter photo shoot for one of the men's magazines and my mom's like oh do you think I can I was like mom are you kidding like just her body looks like exactly like mine like vaginal looks the same and everything right yeah so yeah so I don't it well you know I I don't even is it yeah it's long as you're in fucking trouble you know it's legal I don't know it's just kosher but it's definitely so you know we invite like the photographer rounds and we did it in like our home gym like the photo is rushing is it weird that I'm extremely turned on yes yeah all right I'm gonna go on to the limb all right yeah yeah that's a limb yeah meanwhile it was the number one photo shoot of all time and then and then yeah so it's like me my mom in our home gym you know posing side by side doing everything side by side no touching maybe like hands on the waist you know kind of thing um and then you know they published it in the man's magazine in the picture magazine which was like massive in Australia back in the day um and and yeah and then uh and then I think the next year I and subsequent one of my sister too oh tell me about that so yeah how was your system so sister's taken she's got uh she's got a whole family now but back in the day uh she uh yeah we did photoshoot together as well and uh same kind of scenario but it's a bit unfair because she has h-cup breasts whereas I only have like little bees and I was like dude like that little bitch on my boobs she's natural age yeah what about your mom my mom's like a bad to be well she's a dean now we'll eat yeah no she got breast implants with all the money she made from the photo shoot yeah yeah after the photo shoots and after getting all the money she was like oh she reinvested yeah beautiful you know did she ever do more did she ever like no she she like came in like a goal well you know once she did a photoshoot she had a goal in mind she wanted an exit plan which is smart to have yeah of course yeah so she came in got what she wanted and and left you know because obviously she can't have full time because you know she's a prudent hardworking oh I believe it yeah yeah yeah I trust you on that and what about what about pops what about your dad or your brother oh yeah don't don't have that you know obviously you know typical like daddy she girl you know yeah so I think he left when it was like two or three or something and from what I know I've got like seven half brothers out there so I'm always like kind of cautious when I fuck people I'm always like half wondering like oh you my half brother yeah like an I don't even know one that's a slutty family you see so myself I mean I don't want to pass judgment and I don't kink shame but that's wild yeah well hey it's like you know my mom she like she only opened her legs for one man and then like you know like and then my dad he was like the the womanizer you know going around having kids with every one he thought so and now is it's just like normal in Australia oh I don't think so I think it's just my dad now there's a Miami and there's a West Palm is there an Alabama is there really a Texas yeah it's like out in the country that makes sense yeah it's that place nobody goes yeah pretty much no one goes Texas is awesome here have you been no I haven't yet but I'd like to I hear there's not like guns there right like more guns and Florida I don't know much about guns yeah I think the most guns in America is in Texas are in Texas yeah yeah yeah you know coming from like Australia where it's like oh I got a never seen one so like America and I just go around asking everyone do you have guns when you say never seen one when I see yours you're you're you've never seen a gun oh I have now but when I first came yeah I never seen a gun why'd you first come over well back when I was like 18 oh that's right that's what you said so yeah now it's just like I don't ask everyone to have a gun can I shoot it can I touch it yeah there I mean there is a gun within within two feet of me yeah oh I got a knife all right it's at home yeah don't bring a gun don't bring a knife yeah if it's Japanese made oh yeah is it a gangster oh no it's like is it a katana it's just just normal like chefs knife kamikoto well saying thank you can you say you call that a knife yeah yeah yeah wait come on I can I can splice carat's real good well have you ever seen that movie yeah yeah I caught out on this that's not a knife that's not a knife this is a knife yeah do we plan that can we tell everyone we didn't plan that and when you tell me and you find out that you're Australian they always get you to say you're the same things like that and like a good day mate and oh another shrimp on the bar and the amount of time Australians go we don't have shrimp and we don't put them on the bar we have prawns and we just eat them raw oh prawns are better than shrimp yeah we don't eat shrimp like shrimp a little tiny little like you know prawns are good they're like little dick things well you want to eat prawns the big hey over here we got jumbo shrimp that joke number one brought to you why speaking of speaking of shellfish or the oyster trap dot com oyster trap dot com go check it on oyster trap dot com is that something through the vagina's yes it does it is a point site I was I was I was I was like is this seafood of a giant no it's yeah it's a point it's a very clever name for a point it is but because it was just so much seafood it was like wait wait this is seafood can I buy seafood again not unplanned perfect segue perfect that's no oyster I should be the logo on the t-shirt this is tell me more porno how many scenes have you done uh post uh probably over a hundred by now oh that honestly I thought you were going to say over a million yeah oh because again like when you come like to america on a limited you know tourist visa if you stay for like the full 90 days they go and you're here with how much money and you're where did you get that money from if you brought too much or if you don't have enough money for like well how are you going to support yourself for three months so you've got to bring just the right amount and they always go and you have a return ticket and what does your boss think of this you know you go in a holiday for three months like they get real into it so you plan to just come like a month because it looks more natural and it's less questions and you're more likely to breeze through so you know I've just got to come here and bang out as many movies as I can in a month before going back home so you know back when I was like you know 18 I banged out like a good like I think like 20 movies in a month I was shooting almost every day my pussy was just so fucking sore but it was so good and then every year after that you know I didn't come back every year but you know I'd come for a month here a month there and it'd be about like you know maybe five or 10 movies each time and then obviously some years you don't come because you know there's like COVID or something it's like yeah it happens and then yeah and now that everything all the water's open first thing I'm like is I'm gonna go get fucks motherfuckers where we're gonna get fuck motherfuckers bang podcast and I'm just like you know what I'm gonna go to like Florida this time because I know which one like no yeah you're Florida we don't have a Florida but yeah I think you said you have Florida keys oh it's like it's like it's like a little tiny okay all right you know but uh yeah I thought I'll come to Florida this time like you know and to make it more of a vacation otherwise they're gonna be a little sauce the immigration like why do you keep coming to LA like every year and I can't because I fucking like it yeah I can't keep saying oh because I'm trying to like stalk Justin Bieber you know I just kind of look like some stalker lady because like when they like asking questions to immigration they're like why are you here every all the time it's like oh I'm a really big fan of Justin Bieber I just have to come like get this close to his house like can and then the immigration like oh yeah she crazy like stalker fan go on in all right and you put you know yeah and that time you open up star maps instead of a little American map yeah so yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 12 dollars yeah yeah and then it's like you like getting entry you like you're like hello marica likes open who can I fuck now me okay we're fucking today hi Sean nice to meet you hi kitty yeah getting to know you pretty well here yeah I know nothing about you why we'll give the shit about me yeah that's true the guys are just props yeah so how many scenes are you shooting or is this the tail end of your trip are you shooting more yeah no this is actually the tail end of my trip I've got to go back home and I've got to get ready for sexpo that's coming up you know because it's like your exotic or a rotica expo not in Australia and in Australia it's called sexpo you guys have that over there it's called sexpo yeah which is like your exotic or like your rotica expo so I've got to be back in time for that you know because you know I've missed all all my fans like the last couple of years because it was they stopped it obviously because of COVID which sucks so it's like you know it'll be crazy this year shut out to all the fans stay loyal you know all the little fans to all the girls to all the guys all the websites and to the people that come back even you know that stick around with the business and yeah hang in the pocket so yeah man we're big we love the fans man if it weren't for the fans we wouldn't be able to yes yes yes thank you guys I want to stuff all that it's really I'm like this kind of sexpo just line up whip it out I mean how can any girl say no have you ever I'm sure a lot of that I'm never like you know like just like like like like test it yourself like you walk into her like you know a room and a physical there you know that you obviously know and you just whip it out no you can't do that here she's gonna get on with knees and start sucking it's just like natural I am moving to fucking Australia because that is no you cannot do that or maybe that's just you somebody just pulls out a cock yeah I'm just I'm just like like magnet right to it that's awesome so you obviously you love the porn industry then oh yeah it's why I keep coming back like all the time I'm like oh you know what I'm getting too old I'll retire now and then over time like a few months I'm like oh but I miss everyone and I miss fucking and I miss sucking and I miss just the whole like it's a family porn is a family it is it's not a business it's family so well you know well it's it's a it's the pleasure of business and it's a pleasure doing business sucking in fucking it's it's it's it's it's it's most people's dream job and if it's not your dream job it's because you know you're lying you know so it's hard to like you know retire from your dream job but you know so you're gonna stick with it I'm gonna stick for that until you know like you know my pussy swell shot well if you got a fucking mom that's 51 and she's shooting for magazines I'm sure you got another 20 years at least hopefully but you'll find out today it's really like tight so for sure for sure I've heard that before but that's none of my business oh fuck you come on oh yeah oh I will very shortly I will be in you real shortly but I hear that all the time and you know no I'd like to hear from you though and I'd like to have like a scale on like you know one to ten on how side it is you want to hear something that's that why I shouldn't do that I advice grip of a pussy does nothing for me it's like it's all right it's a little too tight like open up a little bit you know I like a nice happy medium I like it to be a good cushion and the warm walls inside and the way pussy I see that's true do you come a lot I mean I know you say that you squirt but do you like orgasm and yeah yeah do you get creative all the time all the time it's like it's like it's like see it's one of like the I can't say it's one of the yeah it's more of a like a cuz it's a I come super easy so you know I always have multiple orgasms but I'm fucking which is really annoying because you know when you're like even if you masturbate and you like you know come and then you come again and then you come again and by the fourth time you're trying to like masturbate and calm it gets real sore and sensitive that's kind of how I feel after I've like come it's usually me by like the 10 and 10 30 a.m. so the more times I come the more sensitive it becomes so it's like it's kind of a bitch sometimes it's like yeah don't make me come too much yeah I can't damn bitch ass vagina you bitch just what a cunt it's like it's also another word for pussy too it's like it's like daily life in Australia like every third word is bark and every fifth word is cunt so it's awesome words yeah I mean it's always like in a good way you want me to fuck your cunt like you know funny enough you never like refer to cunts are like the Chinese as cunts it's always like the person and it's got to happen at addictive in front of it so basically in Australia if someone says an adjective followed by the word cunt that's good if they just call you a straight out cunt or that's bad you're a beautiful cunt yeah but it's more like you know like oh you're a mad cunt you know that's good you know even I'm smiling mad mad cunt is good but if someone's like oh you're just a cunt like oh fuck yeah smelly cunt smelly cunt smelly cunt is we're out of bill bell bell bell we're out everybody out back door back door exit take the back door exit well that's a shitty situation we don't want that are you a fan your booty hole fan on camera no just some of the dicks are too big you know because you know like like it's like a bunch of droplets you don't know what kind of thing you can't get in some time sometimes the dicks are like really really like girthy and it's like oh dude like oh I don't want it today and I want to back to what tear today you know and someone just like real like you know poles of like stick things are just pokey pokey so you know when you find like you know in person life a golden lockscock yeah then you're like yeah come on in welcome welcome to the door room welcome to the outback yeah yeah yeah go run but it's the same shit oh no a wall of me a wall of me but Australian accents are really easy you just like you just drop you just drop the art drop the art 13 and elongate every vowel like say no imagine that it's like five o's me into no you ride me ride my cock that's not like you're making that's what one what the one we can we can be in English if you want I don't know I think we've just sorted up all three of you I'll tell you oh yeah not you but so you like come on your face come on your mouth or come on your pussy I heard yes all the above she's giggling right so does she hey come what no I just don't like what it goes cold when what goes cold come like so when the comes warm it's nice I can deal with it but sometimes you know when you like to get your tongue for photos and you can feel it starting to go cold kind of like you know that I don't know if you had it but in school have you ever had a cold come on your face we got this like clag glue anyway so it's kind of clag glue and then it gets it gets colder the colder it gets obviously you know you probably like it would come before well good guys you know you come you've got to wipe it off you know so when you leave it too long it becomes like thicker you know when it comes out warm it's like more runny and then when it goes cold it gets thicker so the colder it gets the thicker it gets and then that's when I don't like it so much warm and thin great and then cold and thick it's like a bit gluggy I'm kind of like question have you ever analyzed your comb Sean yeah I mean yeah yes but not not I'm hold on I have to work through everything you just said because I'll get I'll get that's pretty good question I'll get to that well first of all you said when you stick out your tongue and then it gets cold when when oh well you know when like a guy comes on like on your face you know I think it's an Australian thing how she asked the question and it sounds terrible I've had I've had come on my face maybe four or five times and it's only because oh yeah well like you know in import and like when you like as the girl you stick out your tongue and then come on your tongue and like obviously you got to hold it there for photos as well oh and you know when you so when you stick out your tongue with the come on your tongue and it's like good start then I feel like a minute or two you're like hey hello hello like just try to take the photo because it's not and get cold and gluggy and when it gets too cold I just also realize that I'm gonna get clipped so like they're gonna take that for a second clip of me saying that yeah well well friendly fire you've never had friendly fire I'll be I'll be I'll be I'll be I'll say the most disgusting thing ever there was there was one time and I'm scarred from it all right I jerked off whatever it was fine all right keep it towel right here that way all goes in the towel I was done I throw the towel away I roll over to go to sleep on the other side of the pillow I was like oh no it's not always cooler on the other side did you get any eyes did you eye go red no no no what I'm saying is like I was you know I'm just jerking off and I guess you know a rogue shot a rogue shot landed on my pillow and I rolled over and I was just like oh my god that's wet for only one reason got a shower again someone told me that like you know when when like they come and if it gets me eye I go as red and they just think just imagine all those little spams it's for me and my eyeball trying to find the egg I've heard it from two chicks that excuse me that it no that you could feel it I can feel it burn in like two days ago I came in some girls eye and she's like oh I can feel them swimming and I was like you're kidding right she's like no no no it's yeah I don't know it's like when they say let me swallow your babies I think it's that kind of just a euphemism idiom I know but whenever I get caught my eye now and it stings I'm just like there's no egg in my eye right yeah yeah open up and then jump out but I mean maybe the mucus is I don't fuck it now so anyway so you like hot calm yeah hot calm please okay we have a microwave we have you know we could put it on the on the level up here and I don't understand by each load is so different I've been in the industry 15 years I've never stopped to ask a guy but you know how sometimes like there's like like a lot and sometimes it's a little is that like because you haven't had sex in a while or is it what you eat or I think it's entirely revolving around the testies okay so if you get old and you got nothing left this is I'm getting old I don't it's not like that all right well yeah asking old man and asking an older looking man what's what is funny it's like when you're really horny speaking of the warmth of come when you're super horny how hot it could come out as opposed to just normal come yeah as well there are so many things I don't know I mean either what the fuck all I know all I know is what I is what I know yeah whatever you do yeah I just knew what I do and what I experience all right so yeah the weirdest thing about me my second load is bigger than my first of the day I don't know why okay the professor practice yeah no I've worked off twice since we've been talking so so we're good I don't know yeah certain the only thing with me it's always like the same amount it's the consistency do you like like a watery load or do you want like a oh vomit I just just anything as long as it's warm pretty much yeah okay well my come will go directly from my dick onto your face and into your mouth today so it's 98.6 no bro I've been working on you for a long time it's not half of it it's gonna go over her head over her right the first three shots are just gonna hit the wall okay the founders keep shot oh no no no no yeah yeah there was a time there was a time with with the wife and she was on the other side like the of the she was laying there I was like I'm gonna come on your face she goes if you come on my face right now I'll let you come on my face and she was further than we are from the wall here I hit her in the face it was that's impressive 15 at least 15 feet me standing on anything my feet no no no yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no yeah organic man and just yeah so it was at least 15 feet and you'll see today I'll see it Jesus no yeah my face is here and I would say I would say look it off the wall, but it'd be too cold by then I know a three-second rule Three is a weapon of five. Oh, is it five over here? Yeah, five second rule. Yeah, that's why we're all fuck It depends depends what it is. It gets if it's like chocolate. It's like oh a 20-second rule or oh shit. I dropped this yesterday What do you pick up to eat the what's your food that you will wait the longest that you're like? I don't care. It's been on the floor all day. I'll still you do. Oh Just oh my god. I'm the worst everything Girl I'm so daddy when it comes to free. I guess I just think oh if it's daddy. It's good It's gonna build my immune system you know, so you know the debt doesn't bother me at all. I'll just yeah I'll just eat anything. Are you a dirty girl like with what I ate? No, no, no, like are you? Are you a big slut? I Only Only in America actually Yeah, perfect. I mean I go home and It's hard. It's hard to find quality people. I mean like they just don't make themselves readily available You know and you come to America and everyone's just like I want to bang long out. Yeah, what do you mean long out? You know people who just pull their cock? Yeah, I do every like you know every set I go to they're like long. Oh, all right. Well, you're on set. Yeah, so you're already okay You're on a porn set. Yeah, but not when you're out socializing at you know, it's usually with the same guys So there's like slung out It's not the same I don't do that. It's also not the same But uh or you meet friends through them which also just go Check this out And what do you do you pull out your do you pull out your pussy? Do you show them your tits or you just suck it Like you said, you just get your magnet So our straightening is more proved No, not at all. I mean if he comes yeah, he comes to Gold Coast and it puts your Miami or Palm Beach It's all my Gold Coast Think of like the best way to explain it is think of the Gold Coast like the county and then Then we got all the suburbs which are like you're like, you know, you know how you got like a what is it like you know your Hollywood and And Helen Dale Beach whatever and I don't know what those are these cities. Yeah, we call them suburbs Okay, so yeah, and then think of like the whole county is the Gold Coast So yeah, which we call the city confusing so Australians are not proved Oh, yeah, it comes to Gold Coast and it's just it's just like ask a lot. It's a lot can all awesome tips It's not Not too favorite Can you pull up flights to uh Yeah, give it one second. All right, cool. And when do you fly back? You can introduce me to your friends Yeah, I mean Well, I got a phone yeah, and your mom and your sister's your mom and your sister I mean the whole fan that would be awesome Come stay with the fan. Have you ever fucked uh like a like I believe you're gonna see my sister my mom Why no, I have you ever fucked like Obviously in separate in separate instances, but like brothers or I don't think I've ever fucked Oh never mind Yeah, I fucked I fucked this sister's one time No, I've only fucked my stepson's for a whole bunch of companies You play the milk? Yeah, you're a little milfy, but you yeah, you play young Yeah, I play I play young, but my because of my real age obviously you know now over 30 I think they just look at age and not your face Which doesn't bother me at all because I'm like dude, I'm a fucking hot wife. Yeah, you are Like dude, you want to be my hot wife today? I was like dude, I don't push down our kids Probably would ping me stepson Do you have a do you have a favorite like thing to do on set like what's your fetish fetish? Uh fetish. Oh, I like it roll to play Oh, I see I've always played like uh the submissive girl because I like being dominated You know and I like the male aggression But it's like uh, it's like like doggy my favorite obviously and then like it comes to fetish things like I love like uh the weird stuff like you know like everything from toe sucking to like latex fetishes Like chastity belts and cattle probing and I get a little off the deep ends because I'm redhead and we're crazy But you know, I can also do vanilla sex So all right. What do you want to do today? Oh, I just wanted I want I want you to pull all your best moves on me Hmm. All right. Yeah, show me what you got Now we can say good morning. Show me what you got Yeah Say that stuff here The rookie more is pretty roachy. I don't think they care. No All right. Well, yeah, so I guess we'll do a 11 minutes of spoon And then A nice relax Maybe a minute and a half of pussy I'll come on your face. All right I know you look like a new man, bro. I just know it's a beard Oh, you're ready to go dude I see you putting her in all types of pretzels No, after that jog this morning, well, you know what you're gonna make up enough Like you laughed and you had a shirt and you came back and there was no shirt. I was like what the fuck I'm sure I thought I thought I thought you'd already gotten fuck someone else. It's like what a fucking dick I was like he I'm right here. I try to look pretty for you. I know if you are fucking some other whore But then I found oh, she's a nice lady. She was in a war But then I was like oh you went to gym. That's okay. Yeah, that's what we call it It's about that time. What are you wearing underneath that? Yeah, man. I want to see her naked already Well, you want to see oh, yeah, let's say bye to the fans and already I'm some of the fans Well, you know, the guys with the cheapos All right, yeah, hold on. Yeah, we're gonna say Nothing All right, I just on the tips. No, no zip it back up zip it back up because that that dress is very hot And you're very hot in the dress, so I want you to stand up Put your face the wall So our guys you later bangpodcast.com. We are about to start a fucking banging on the bang pod you make it first Yes, Kiki V Kiki Vey She's a beautiful cunt All right, stand up and slow do it slowly Do it do someone but turn around face the wall Move your to put your knees right up against the couch there so you're as close to the couch as possible And lose gonna try to bend the know-ver But just you could slowly unzip your dress