BANG Surprise Podcast #3 With A.J. Applegate
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Welcome back to Bane Podcast Today's a good day. Yeah, AJ Applegate. Hi. I'm excited. Hello. Hello. What's up Diego? How you doing from off in the wings? I'm sneaky right behind AJ. AJ Applegate. I'm Sean Lawless. We are the only podcasts out there that interviews gorgeous women like yourself And then we have sex with you during during the interview. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, you do porn That's cool. We all know that we don't want to hear you just talk about it. We want to watch you do it, right? Yeah, we're gonna do that today Did you know that? Yes Were you aware of that way? I'm just doing having sex. It's a ruse Yeah, this is the only way I get to be with women like you Right on set I I could tell me on I'm just kidding. You're great No, it's true Jesus coming out of the gate tough on me, huh? I'm just kidding. You know, I have love for you Yeah, yeah, that's questionable You don't even know me. Have you guys worked together? Nice lady. We have worked together. Yeah, we're together once he came over my house And we literally just started like that. It was it was an organic intro. Yeah Oh, how long ago was that long ago less than a month I think like two weeks ago. Oh, okay. Yeah, it was one of those like Like she's my girlfriend type deals. No, that's what you wanted it to be hey It's awkward Sean again. Hi guys. Oh, it's not forget about Lou. Yeah, what's up? Hey? How are you good? How are you? All right, how are you today? I'm doing really well. Yeah, you look really well. Thank you. Yeah, how was your week so far? It's been good busy But I like being busy busy doing what just like shooting for my own stuff and Family and baby. It's a lot so Speaking of which this is your first scene like back, right? Yes, where did you go? I had a baby That's awesome congratulations. Yeah, congrats. Yeah, yeah, you're happy about it. Oh, yeah So you're a milk now? Yes And that's always been like kind of a goal of mine to be a milk. Oh, well, you've achieved that beautifully. Oh, well, thank you The jet milk now. Yeah, but I'm like an older milk. I'm still kind of young now and I feel like I still look the same Oh, I never knew you beforehand. Well, how old are you now? 30 30 all right? You're getting into the milk. Yeah, how long were you out of the game for? It would have been a year and six months now. Oh, that's it. Yeah, okay Yeah, you're in six months. I thought it was longer. Yeah, I thought so too. I don't know why in important time It seems like a long time right point years are like dog years. Yeah, exactly. I mean look at me I started seven years ago, and I look like a 50 years younger than Than a million You're about a 50 years younger than a movie right about there It happens. Yeah, it's like he went through a presidency or something Right Distress of an old really riddle really well Well, hey, you've aged beautifully because yeah, I met you quite a few years ago, and you look younger now So that's what everyone says. Yeah, seriously. I'm like wow So I need to like find wine exactly what's your favorite wine? Hmm the red kind just like a pino grigio something simple pino grigio. Yeah, it's like in between dry and sweet, but wine is wet Like it tastes dry wow It's like dry on the palate. She's a MILF so you're going for the dad jokes. Yeah, I gotta play my age, you know shit How old are you again? I'm 30. I'll be 31. Yeah, that's right. I'll be 31 soon here going on 39. Yeah Here put it this way last year when I did turn 30. I was at the bar, and my buddy chews He goes hey chews to being 40 the guy across the bar who I've never met before goes To the good years Didn't bat an eye at me being 40 a year ago Like all right I've always looked older so whatever. I was 16 and you know Running a muck. That's all I'll say Yeah, how long have you been in porn? It's gonna be eight years eight years. What'd you do before this? So before porn Like my first ever job Sure, we can start there um, so I was a bus girl and then I went to be a dance teacher And then I danced for a professional um sport teams And then I became a stripper So the progression is Okay, so the progression goes like I don't know why that's a common theme here every girl so far has been like I was a stripper I feel like a lot of girls that were dancers Become strippers because they're really good at it Is that why you have such a A formidable frame Probably I mean, I was like a cheerleader and dancer my whole life like since I was five So Football cheerleader Everything basketball football That was a basketball and football You know football's fun. Yeah, did you cheer in college? Yes, it did. Did you? Well for professional teams I'd never cheered for The actual like university you were playing ahead of you ahead of your league. Yes. That's nice Where did you go to college or what state better yet? You don't have to I don't know your alumni. Oh, whatever. I mean, I didn't graduate so it doesn't matter really. I can tell I went to um western Connecticut University And then I went I backtracked and then went to a community college because they didn't have the program I wanted but the community college did So it's really weird. What was the program you were seeking? Well, I was doing entrepreneur ship first Because I wanted to open up my own dance studio But then I was like why am I taking business when I can have someone else run the business And I'm gonna do the dance part anyway So then I just went to college for dance And then you went to the real dance college Well stripping. Yeah I graduated you got a professional degree in stripping. I graduated to making money dancing naked Do you still dance? I do feature dancing. Oh, okay Tell me about that. What goes into that? Do they call you? Do you call them? So it's just like you know porn you have an agent and they just all the clubs contact the agent and they say issue available for this date And then they ask me and I say yes or no if I want to do it and then that's pretty much it Where's the coolest place you've gone to feature dance? um so I definitely feel like Nashville was one of my favorites um Why Nashville? I don't know just everyone is just super into it And they're all really excited to be there and especially if you do like a cow girl set or something They're like they love it. They all like go crazy stand up like cheer for you like it's insane That does sound pretty hot. Yeah, it was fun. Nashville's fun. Yeah, I call it Nashville's literally my favorite city Smash Vegas or smashville. That's it. Nashville is fun. I like I had a good time. Yeah What's second to Nashville then? Hmm I don't know You know there's this really awesome club and like this literally like nowhere town It's called Sagina. It's in Michigan. I've been there really I'm not to the strip club But I've been to Sagina. Yeah, it's like literally nothing there. Yeah, but it's so much fun because there's nothing there So everyone's at the strip club and they just like throw money at you and everything like So little towns like that usually end up being the best Like I hated dancing in Vegas and you would think that would be fun But it's just so much going on that people don't really pay attention to you. You're just like the choice. Yeah Too many options. So so are you are you back now in the game Slowly, you're gonna ease your way. Yeah, I'm gonna be kind of picky. Oh, so we're very proud to have you. Yeah nice You see in your hair first AJ Applegate, baby The people that bang love me so yes, we do present And you love us, right? Yeah, cool. What do you do on like a random Tuesday? What's your day like? So I mean usually I don't know I do some stuff like work some work for myself and then I'm was see come on work for myself like I've just got a masturbate for everybody And I record it and then that starts off my day And then um I spend a lot of time with my son and I do stuff with the dogs and I do like I work out I do my kickboxing or I just work out at home I just that's pretty much like every day. I feel like for me. You masturbate every day. Well, yeah, pretty much Maybe she hit more than once a day milk category. I know every milk thing that I could imagine right kickbox kickbox Yeah, I was a big boxing before I was a milk every you know, I can't believe I'm even saying in the high yoga pants Yeah Yeah, what is your outfit when you got a kickboxes? I usually wear just a sports bra and leggings Lulu lemons. That's no, that's yeah, that's quintessential hot milk Seriously No, I don't I drive a gym so you can Reliable hey, at least I don't have a freaking van You're too hot for the van come on Trust me. I'll have a van. I will never get a van. I will get the I won't I refuse. I kind of want to there I mean, they're awesome Literally vans are cool. I just I can't I can't reach that status Really cool vans that it's like all white with no windows. Oh like and like a Like a scary band That's free candy on the side Yeah, but it says it in professional letters Okay, so it makes it better. Yeah, exactly Wait, it wasn't a free candy you'd switch it up right because of the whole people don't like sweets at it Oh, it's hugs free hugs. That's what it was for one and all right That's what it was tiny letters mustache right And believe it or not. He's looking for milf's got him. Okay, so you know single divorcees I'll keep a lookout. Yeah, are you a divorcee? No, no, you never married. All right, so there's still hope I mean, I hope to get married one day I'm gonna be the best wife ever. Yeah, you're one and done Oh, yeah That's it. That's awesome. What's gonna make you a good wife? Um, because I'm gonna take care of my man really well. I'll always make sure I give him like morning head cook for him Give him sex whenever he wants Do his laundry What's the longest relationship you've ever been because this is how it's like six years and you did that throughout the six years Yeah, maybe I didn't give him as much sex because I well, that's because I was working still But what about the morning head and breakfast and yeah, was he somebody in the industry as well. Yeah Well, I would trust me a wife like that sounds amazing. Yeah, so they give every man every man would like a wife like that I mean, isn't that the goal? Guys go ahead check her out. What's your good tag all Like all your stuff Slide in her DM's a J applegate with your Twitter and all that. I don't check my DMs. Oh Me neither There's too many what you saying you were trying to find me for like a month. Oh my god I'm like you have no idea. No, I was searching for you on Twitter. I even put out a tweet. Where is that Sean Lawless guy? No one got back to me Because you didn't have it Twitter. So no one knew what I was talking about. There's your answer. And then finally You gave me your Instagram. Yeah, through um, I think it was Kelsey was saying that you were trying to contact me to shoot Yeah, and I was like oh Because there was a bunch of people that were like you should shoot a Sean. He's out there And I'm like, I know I've been trying to find this guy. He's like impossible to find She was looking for you because you owed her money I'd say where is that one? No, she would have found me right away if I owed her money. I should have been waiting on the isn't my block. Yeah No, right. I must be tough to find generic bald white dude and porn just the list just Yeah Well, here we are You did find me. Yeah, yeah, so we had sex. It was all good Well, we worked Strictly pro. Yeah Where do you uh, where do you want to go in this industry? I don't know. I mean, maybe one day I'd like to do, you know, more behind the camera Um, but I feel like I've already accomplished so much. I don't know like where else to go. What type of accomplishments? I mean, I've done a bunch of showcases that I wanted to do. I've been nominated one awards um Directed Worked with most of the people I've wanted to work with so I don't know like, you know I wanted to reach milk status Like what change like like from Early on to now like what do you feel about the industry now and like you know, we've all been around pretty much same time Maybe a little bit more, but I feel like early on Even when I first came in I still felt like it was kind of hard to become like a name Just because of how many girls are coming in at the time, but now it's even like worse than from when I started Um, I just feel like a lot of it now is Kind of doing your own thing is really where the industry seems like it's kind of going Um, so yeah, you're doing a lot more Personal content. Yeah, that type of thing. Mm-hmm. Oh, and in your content. Yeah. How do you feel about doing both? Like because I see like some some girls do and guys I guess they do um, you know, they like try to Mix it, you know, do a little bit of this or do a little bit of that, you know, a bit of like stuff for your own and mainstream stuff like this. Yeah, I mean for me, I love being on set Like before I was never really doing my own stuff because I just loved working for other people so much more Um, but now I really do love, you know, doing my own thing But I do still love to be on set and see everybody and shoot more of like mainstream scenes Um, it doesn't bother me if the day's long or whatever. I mean, I don't care about that. I just like The interaction and just it's different. It's a nice change up Yeah, it kind of gives it a whole I don't want you want to say professional you right of a professionality to it that You know what the whole compliance and making sure like right, you know at home You can kind of do whatever you want Yeah, you could be under the influence or you could smoke you can do any right here It's it's yeah, it's definitely more professional right you have to come in beyond time. Yeah, we're here for a certain amount, you know, to do a certain thing Yeah, and I get the structure to it definitely does Give it a certain feel and then yeah, I like it too. Yeah, I'm with you on that So yeah, it's nice to just do both Yeah, especially for the fans right like the fans are getting both right like they still want to see you like in Yeah, what cool and cool professional scenes, right? Yeah, cuz I just do more of like my stuff's more just amateur And then this is you know more professional. So Have both right the amateur stuff is more personal. Yeah, yeah, they get to see What kind of stuff do you do in like in your private videos? Like what do you get a lot of requests for or whatnot? Yeah, do you get a lot of I get a lot of guys are like, oh, can you please do like ask mothering Smother your ass and what like the dude's face or can we do that today? Sure Yes So when you do a lot of the private videos you'll also have a partner a stud or whatever sometimes. Yeah Okay, guys just love like my ass pretty much. So it's always like torquing or Just like ass stuff. Like there's other things I can do Like I'm also pretty guys Like smash this watermelon with your ass Yeah, it's actually an awesome idea. You just gave me a great idea 10% on royalty Do you mind sharing like the weirdest I don't even know if I can if I'm a much yeah, okay, that's that extreme There's some rough ones. I've heard really it's pretty nasty Yeah, I mean I you know and like all the ones that are weird are really nasty. There's not like a level below They're all pretty even they just want you to mail out a turd or something. No No, what is that? I mean I've gotten asked to mail out like my pee Wow A tampon okay I'm not judging Everybody's too weird stuff. I'm not judging at all. I'm trying not to I'm not judging. I'm actually I've mailed out a tampon Wow, but it wasn't no, but it yeah, but it wasn't I wasn't on my Period or anything. Wow. He didn't really care for that. He just wanted to see I don't know. I don't really know what you wanted to see That's amazing How about you Sean you do your own thing that has anybody asked you believe it or not No, no one's asked for underwear. Yeah, they asked for underwear and A buddy of mine told me the funniest example is to why not to do it Troubles there goes the underwear. Yeah, Troubles there goes to me. No brother I'm not sending my undepans to some dude so he can run around town with my with my jock on And I was like So yeah, I'm not gonna do that and then not just that like summoner more like cumstain underwear I'm like what so I could show up on a murder scene and oh my god I didn't even think about that It's really scary. I have never mailed anything to a fan. I should never mail it my underwear anymore stealing your mojo So aside from fans asking for like your underwear and stuff like that What else do you do anything else for income? Do you have a secondary job? Do you volunteer to soup kitchen? So I have um like a clothing line or like a merch store I guess but I concentrate more on clothing and making it seem Like streetwear so that anybody can wear it Buy it you don't even have to be a fan. What's it called? A.J.'s merch. A.J.'s merch. Where can they find that? A.J.'s merch.com boom shameless plug It's disgusting Speed up plugs um roadside triple X. Have you ever oh roadside triple X is a wonderful website It's a good uh reality website. It's hosted by bang2. Also here on bangga roadside triple X Apparently the guy pick up a chick on the road. Yeah the guy plays like uh he's like a roadside assistance guy And he like fucks all these chicks like on the side of the road. What? Yeah, it's crazy It's hot too. That's pretty awesome. Yeah, I don't know if it's real or not But it looks pretty fucking real. Yeah roadside triple X Also, this is bang podcast. We're here with A.J. Applegate if you're just now tuning in What you're probably not you've probably been watching the whole time Uh, you should yeah, we're not just interviewing her and we're not just talking. We're getting to know her We're gonna fuck yeah, right? Yeah, so if you're watching this on any other platform aside from uh bang podcast Fingers crossed you're gonna fuck she's like I hope so yeah, I know right. We'll see if it works today. Um, yeah Yeah, because I don't have I don't have flawless merch So this is like the only thing I have. Yeah, I don't see strong wood You know I should give you one of my shirts to wear For when like today for whatever. Oh, yeah, where is the merchandise It's awesome shirt. So there's guys wear too. It's not just all girls. No, it's for guys mainly. Oh, I saw Are you advertising to the right market? Oh shit. Yeah, I mean girls can wear it too, but but let's call a spade a spade How many girls are following you and watching like I mean obviously I have more guys more guys, right? But I'd like to eventually maybe do like fitness clothes stuff like that where girls can kick boxing outfits. Yeah Well, if you want to become a sponsor of the podcast we get exactly. We'll talk later There's a there's some availability space here. Oh, okay space available. I should have said just on his forehead Yeah, look at his five spots for it. Yeah, get it five head I Was a shit on Sean hour come on guys, but sorry. It's a start back to the beautiful girl here, right? All right I got thrown off by the what is AJ standing for nothing Really it's just AJ. That's amazing. Why'd you pick that though? I mean you just like the ring of it um So I knew I needed something like short and sweet with apple gait because that's already long And I like co-ed names Wait, so why were you dead set on apple gait Okay, in the beginning I had a different name When I first started I had a different name for like six months. Can we dead name you Or you don't want to all right this one. No, it's fine. I don't care. I just but she's dead now All right, well, we're gonna dead name her Okay, so it was Kaylee Evans when I first started she sounds hot She's answered too And then when I was on set all the time everyone was like god you look so much like Christian apple gait from don't tell mom The babysitter's dead right because I had bangs at the time too So I really like it was scary how much I looked like her So I was like oh my god, that's like a great marketing tool. I'm gonna use her last name And come up with a really cute first name the original clickbait and then I was like AJ. That's so cute It is cute. Yeah, that's not bad. Everyone's like you look like an AJ like that's you and I like that it doesn't mean anything Yeah, everyone asked me that like oh what's it like they think it's initials But it's not a dot J does just AJ right like that company the software company like IBM or whatever like it I'm glad. I'm glad it doesn't mean anything You know IBM doesn't stand for anything. No Really? No You never you never saw that movie No, I always reference movies It's for real the movie board dogs where his company's name is A-E-Y And the guy stands up like I stands up and he's like what is A-E-Y stand for he goes nothing just like IBM He's like International business machines. He goes get the fuck out of here. You're fired Yeah, so you definitely look like the actress though. You do. Oh, thank you I don't know about really that much anymore, but when I first started if you go back and watch that movie And then you see me with bangs you'd be like oh wow Yeah And it works too because everyone's like applegate your apple booty It just works somehow worked out with that tune. I didn't wasn't even thinking about that when I picked it Apple bottom. It's a cool name. It's not it's not a no one has it besides me. It's not Like I know my name is stupid as shit, right? Like I have the I have the stereotypical guy's name like I should be called like Like Rod steel or something like that like everybody and porn goes as cliche as the scripts are, you know Yeah, I don't know why, but just I think your name's a little bit different I guess and when people when people fuck it up and go loss in I should just let that ride my yeah Sure, I mean movie right? The what max deadpool Hey, yeah, but Right But after after he gets a after he's a burn victim right? I look like I look like Wade Wilson Yeah Ryan Reynolds in a deadpool the movie after the after he gets burned. Oh, that was his character's name. Yeah, yeah, really I don't remember that remember when he looks like really fucked up and shit. Yeah, that's me. Yeah That's really like I'm a cato that you think about. Yeah, I'm a little bit overripe into avocado Yeah, like I'm nuts. I turned inside out. Oh god. I was How does that work? Tell me how that works. Yeah, but you apparently did it. I don't know that Florida. I've heard people that have done that Huh, like their balls went inside or something? Right, like well, there's something called a hydrosil where it doesn't drop And then there's another thing called torsion where your balls flip in the nuts sack Both require surgery I saw someone told me this once I can't even remember who it was. I mean, I could put my balls inside But they can but then they drop back out, but if you stuff them in your ass, that's the real question. No, no Somebody sent me a video over there I was like I actually tried and my my balls don't my balls hang low, right? Yeah My balls hang low to your balls hang low But then I couldn't they don't go that far. That's crazy. Hmm What about yours? Can you do any crazy things with your balls? No Well, what about since you're a dancer? Can you do like a splits or I mean, I used to I'm not as flexible as I would I mean I mean, yeah, I used to be able to do all that stuff Backhand springs backtucks You could tumble. Yeah, I swear. I always wanted to be able to tumble. I don't know why it's scary. It's mental It's all mental and it's so athletic Yeah, like when the dude scored touchdowns and they do it with full football pads on I'm like damn, there's a reason why you're in the end zone like you left everybody behind you Are you jealous? Yeah, for sure and they're in the end zone And you know, I remember in high school I scored my first touchdown and somebody asked me I think it was a coach to like you played football. I played college football too. Yeah, they're like That touchdown better than sex right and I was like what no Well, position did you play in high school? I was running back in linebacker and then in college I was just linebacker. That was a lot bigger back Interesting. Yeah, and I graduated too. Got me so far in life. Let me tell you You're here just fucking hot chicks now So it's a bummer, right? Yeah, tough one. We should hear the people that are like what are you going to do with your degrees and I was like Fuck doesn't matter I think this is much better. Yeah, you know I don't have a job. If you could do anything today, what would you do? If I could do anything yeah, whether it be on set or or offset What would make you day the best? Oh my god, that's a crazy-ass question I have no idea Maybe like go skydiving or something Have you ever been? No, I've always wanted to go. It's crazy. I think it wants Did you shut yourself? No, I actually believe it or not. I went with uh I went with elixis fox in the skydived. Oh really? Yeah, that's fun. And OG milk It was the one time aside from being on like a wave on a surfboard that nothing was Forcing my speed aside from like gravity But wow, but were you strapped to somebody like? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Some dude was thrust up against my like Yeah, the looks ridiculous. He was caressing me. Yeah And he has to yell at you. So are you ready? Oh my god. Yeah, Jesus. Yeah That's funny Doesn't sound like a very fun experience. It was it was fun. I will I'm only doing it I only did it once and I'm not gonna do it again Yeah, yeah, what's the craziest thing you've done like extreme sports wise Probably nothing What do you mean nothing you never snowboard it you've never oh yeah, I've snowboard it. That's not like extreme though Depends how you did it. Yeah, I just did it very Carefully carefully down a hill small hill now. I did it like down a big hill But I fell a lot of the times the way down. It was my first time That was all right It's not easy But right, that's another thing. You're something's making you move but cheerleading is definitely an extreme sport I feel like I mean you're getting thrown up in the air or doing all this crazy shit up in the air I mean you come back down hoping someone's gonna catch you They say that more injuries happen with high school cheerleaders than high school football players. I can imagine Like the football players would always talk shit and I'd be like I'd like to see you do this for a day And we were all that patting and you know, yeah, we're not wearing anything besides like a cute uniform both my sisters cheer And I think they both broke their arms cheerleading I don't have any wood to knock on but I've never broken I know I can ask you if I can knock on yours. Not yet. Not yet But I've never broken a bone. Can you really that? Yeah, so scared now for the rest of the day. That's pretty good though. I ever broken a bone. You'll be fine What about you? You ever break a bone? Yeah, no bones. No bones either Stitches all over gone. Oh, well, I've never had stitches. I never had surgery. I did get stitches on me knee right here I still have a little bit of a scar but that's pretty much it and that was from go-go dancing Go figure Just like truly dangerous, but I mean this It was stupid. How did that happen to you slipped off a stage or something? No So go-go dancers we their dance on like a speaker or they put you on a bar and This club. I should actually sued them They didn't have like the proper step to get onto the bar and they had me step on this mini fridge Well, when I stepped on it the doors like opened and my legs slid down and it caught the fridge and went into my knee and cut this whole area here I didn't know it hurt really bad But I had so much adrenaline going that I just got up on the barn started dancing and some dude was like You know your knees like gushing blood right now, right? I got some grenadine on your knee I was like what I just saw the blood like gushing out and I didn't even go to the hospital I finished my sets that I was supposed to do and then I went home And my boyfriend at the time was like you definitely need to go get stitches Like your shit's gonna be fucked up now. You should have went and got stitches right away I was like how many stitches did you get? I don't remember But it was and it's like in such a weird area that like even if I had to like leave my leg up like this forever Because even if you just bend it a little bit it would open yeah, it was sucked So and that was long ago. Yeah, that was Yeah, it was before I even did porn. Oh, well a long time ago Like 10 years ago nine years ago. Yeah Where was that? Which state? It was a New York City. Yeah, yeah never been Really? Wow, that's crazy. I know you would love it there I know I was believe it or not. I had plants to go and then the plants got washed so I'll go got you. I've been a lot of places. I haven't been there, but I'll go. Yeah, you'll love it Yeah, have a New York City kiss moment Don't you have to like piss yourself If you do Times Square New York City What yeah, isn't that like a thing that if you go to Times Square for New York City that like maybe for New Year's right Yeah, yeah, don't do that. Yeah, because you can't move for like four rounds Yeah, I think people wear bags or something. Yeah, it's around the billion people. I know there's nowhere to go Yeah, oh my god, I can never do that Like that What do you like to eat? Cock There you go. I mean, I'm not kidding, but it's welcome back to Where are you not only? My favorite food is sushi and Italian Sushi and Italian combined them together, right? It's a really weird like completely two different things But what kind of Italian like pasta pizza love pasta. It's my weakness chicken princess Oh chicken princess Princess I think maybe you're right. I thought I was right All I know all I know is when you go to Italy don't do this You gotta yell that means like a cute yeah, yeah, it's like eating my friend my friend. You continue to do this It's not the best It goes I recommend no more Shit my bad dude stupid American over here. Was it like a taxi driver or something? No, no We were at a restaurant. Oh, we're at a restaurant. I was like yeah, I'll have the chicken menacott and We're really doing that whole with all the whole time and my girlfriend kept nuts. She's like you are just stupid We've been fucking American American. Yeah, it's a problem. There's a little bit Dude she sent me 15 videos before we went to Ireland about American Educating that she's like if you try the fucking accent over there once and if you say top in the morning to you All right, here's another one we get we're in Dublin and I ordered an Irish car bomb. What the fuck are you talking about You want don't even fucking say that around me again. You want a what I'm like they have no idea what the drink was I'm like it's Jamo Bayley's and I don't even know what else shot a red bull, right? It's something. I mean no eat. No, no There's red bull in it, right? Isn't there? No, Guinness you poor Guinness. That's it. That's it drop into the Guinness. Yeah, dude This guy was about to say I hate car bomb the fuck are you talking about? They're so good. I was gonna start a beef with the IRA. I know I don't look again stupid. No, I know you want to Jamaican. What are you doing? Jamaican. Oh, well, I speak a little bit of a patois. Yeah, I'm on He was like I really all day long Right near the beach The worst dude Every drink I took I was like Lord Emmercy. She's a man. I'm walk one way. I see Something in my eye. What's your favorite drink? Yes, exactly. What is your favorite drink? For sure. Yes. I love it. That one too Is it on the menu? No, what's it? No, I'm asking you. What would you like go to my go to Lately in the last like a couple of years is I like I like good scotch Okay, just like on the rocks. Yeah, or even neat if it's if it's good enough. The next side of the menu I wish I could get like use that. Why would you like? I still usually just go for like a vodka with lime Like seltzer or I mean soda water and lime classy simple You don't like I love Jack Daniels honey though. Have you ever had that of course? Is there booze in it Yeah With lemonade you got to try it. Oh, I have had it. It's amazing. I think I had that in Nashville. Yeah, it's like a Southern drink. Yeah Yeah, that was pretty good. I also I'm a big tequila guy. I love tequila tequila just makes me way too crazy Like in a good way. Yeah, but just like do we have any Okay, I only should take a tequila if I'm like on vacation with my man or something like Not around family nothing like that. Right. Oh, you got good crazy. Yeah, just so again. Do we assert? If only we weren't on set Then that's awesome. So vodka, lime, seltzer, sushi, where are we gonna go? You tell me because this is like a date, right? I'm getting to know you there. I'm gonna fuck you. Yeah I think we should start getting I could buy you dinner. Yeah, but can I buy you dinner after we fuck? I guess a lot because I don't want to have to like cut here break. Yeah, I got it. I think we're at the point where um I want to you know see your your butt talks. Oh, okay. I want to see that big ass Can we see it like now? Can you stand up? Yeah Stand up right in front of me No, no, no, don't show me. Oh, well show the camera show that here bring it right over here You also have a tag here. Oh, oh, yes God damn All right, it doesn't really jiggle good in these shorts, but well then we're gonna get them off. You want to get them off? Yeah, you want me to take them off? Sure Let's go for it. Well, say what you got to say before hold it one second. All right guys You can just keep teasing like you're gonna take them off. Yes. See you're about to miss this if you're not logged on to bang podcast.com You're gonna miss everything she's about to do plus more so We're about to get x-rated here folks You just watch the j-app and get you talk now. You're gonna watch your Folk and suck That's it
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