Bang Surprise PODCAST #14 With Khloe Kapri

Welcome back to the bang podcast. We are the first and only podcast where we bang on the podcast Chloe Capri joins us here today on the podcast where she's gonna get banged later on today. Yes, the fuck I am. Yes She is the fuck can I can I curse? No, no, no, no, no, the sex is later the cursing is like this is all Can I really not curse? Fuck no, watch fucking mouth please fucking watch your words. I'm your host Sean all is joined by my comrade in battle big Lou. What's up? What's up? All right, Chloe Capri back in town. Yes, I am. What's up? Shit, I don't know. It's been a while. It has been a while. I've been off for a couple of months and then I haven't been in Florida for like almost a year It's been like a minute. I think a year. I don't know my time. My sense of time is so fucked up. You got banned, right? Yeah, you wouldn't let you back into the state because that that the incident. Yeah, all right That California ban Are you living in California? Yeah, why? I know idea. I fucking hate it. Why and just like, I don't know Like I left the mountains and it's like a beautiful place or whatever and my neighbors are all cool and like all the people who are from California who are like grew up in California or coolest fuck But like all the people who come to California probably me included or just like the worst fucking people I've ever met in what sense? Like I don't know everyone just has like a stick up their ass. Everyone's like rude for no reason Like people don't like hold open doors or anything like that. Just a lot of like Just like it's a wack energy. I don't know. I think because everybody's like a transplant Maybe like people don't really have a sense of community aside from the people who like grew up there, which are really cool But I don't know. So there's no assimilation. It's just it's just not the fact literally people who grew up there I've been like the coolest people I've ever met and then like most of the people out there that are just like working or whatever like kind of fucking mean And I like I like sweet people. I'm from the I'm from the Midwest I like I like a little hospitality. I like a little like companionship like neighborliness, and you just don't find that I Oh, hi, oh close though. It's like backwards. Yeah. Yeah, whereabouts do you live now in California? Downside I lay oh Skid row. I got a little place in Skid Row. It's awesome. Yeah, the neighbors are great. Yeah, they're up they're up all the time I wonder why your way neighbors are so weird My neighbors are my neighbors are cool. Oh, your neighbors are cool. Oh, that's awesome. My neighbors are all like locals and like people grew up there And shit people in the valley though are kind of wag. Why unless they grew up there. I don't know bro You really like the locals. I do I just don't like anybody else. What are your neighbors do for a living? Fuck if I know You don't even know what your neighbors do. No actually. I mean to neither do my two of my neighbors are like the papusa ladies So they're cool as fuck and they bring me papusas, but like Well, they don't know. I don't really fucking know the fuck's a papusa like like the the fried Corn like beans or like pork or like like a taco. No I've never heard of papusa. Oh, especially the ones are like really? I don't think I know Is that all they think I think? No cat are they Salvadorian? Don't you make that up? They can be Mexican. Also. I don't really know I'm not really sure like that. Are you familiar? Wow, see, maybe that's a little regional thing. That ass. That's crazy. They're good as fuck. Yeah It's like a lot this those are my favorite thing. I love this are fire the corn with the sour cream The preco that Of course, what's your favorite food? Favorite food ever? Oh, my goodness All right, you can eat one you can eat something like right now What are you what are you getting? We go or are you whatever you want? Tacos Papusas Papusas But only from the papusa lady like the ones near me are just really good. I've tried them in Miami They kind of suck. Please tell me that's the name of her restaurant. What the papusa lady? No, no No, she's a little street vendor. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's cool. She's got like a little cart or a truck Yeah, both I guess one of them one of them has like a little like truck Well, she's franchised. Yeah, and I got the to tortilla lady lives on my street, too I don't know. I just got all the good food vendors let like live in my building is LA is downtown LA a good food scene fuck. Yes. Oh my god. It's so good, but it's not a good place to like go clubbing You got to go to like Hollywood for that West Hollywood I'm talking about food But I hate the clubbing that's it's weird like the clubbing in downtown LA is weird like the guys will just kind of sit there and stare at you Like it's like kind of Strange like people are like afraid to approach you in like downtown LA and then you got to Hollywood and then like everyone's like approaching you How often are you clubbing? I don't know like once every couple of weekends maybe. Yeah, you mean every couple week a couple days every weekend Every single day what's it compared to here in Miami? Oh the Miami club scene is fucking insane There's so much stuff to do in Miami and shit stays open forever everything closes in LA like weird hours But like Miami you can go out at like 10 p.m. And come home at like 2 days later and have not stopped to the entire time There was there's a couple places here that have the 24 hour license, but I do remember that there was one Right downtown Miami that would close between 7 a.m. and 8 a.m. because they only had a 23 hour license But they would still serve So all they did was just close out your tab at seven. Yeah keep serving you and like write down on a pad what you were ordering Unreal and then real open at 8. No, just one hour later. Yeah, that place closed. Yeah, I did close I know I know will call will call call man. Yeah, I was right across the street from the arena. Shout out to will call old school Yeah, the place was really good. I know they did. I've never been from 7 to 8. No, no, I would not 7.32 Because I would leave and I would go to club space till for the next day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, space. I went a few times Yeah, so for people well, it's a world now Roll the arena club, but what it's boom boom boom. It's open one day a week. Right. Well It's open one time a week We have it's open for like 36 hours in a row. Yeah, it opens I believe it's Saturday night It opens Saturday night at midnight. You can't even go before minute and then it closes Monday morning. Yeah You can really just go clubbing endlessly in Miami. You could you could find somewhere that was open every single night And keep going if you wanted to if you were crazy like that I'm not crazy like that. Yeah, not anymore. I'm more. I could probably go for like two days I could go for maybe three days. I could go like the length of a festival seriously like without sleep Yeah, three days because I've done festivals like that and no sleep for three days. Yeah. Oh, I can't do it Yeah, I've never been able to do it I can do the night. I could go like, you know, we'll start at 8 p.m. And then go till 8 p.m. But then I'm just like I mean after that you need to catch up on all that sleep. You'll just sleep for like five days But I could do like I could do like three days. It's probably my peak. That's insane. What festivals Um, like EDM festivals usually you go to Coachella. Fuck no. Why not? I don't know. I don't believe you. It looks so pretentious Really? Yeah, you know where those big hats? I don't want to spend like a thousand dollars to be around a much of people taking Instagram photos I want to be around people that are so fucked up. They can't get off the ground You can do that for free She does she goes out her door. Yeah, right skid row I'm scared to say you don't really live there We'll bring the bass to Guys, we're doing it I can't give my exact location I just play I live there for three weeks and that's all I remember is like you look just kid row I live in downtown LA. I was like, you know, hopping a skip from you know Wildtown, you know, skid row's wild, you know, yeah, I've never been to skid row yeah, they took it unnecessary. Don't go there Yeah, don't go there. Yeah, this is our first tip of the day. Don't go to skid row. It feels like GTA, but like relay seriously. Yeah, well, I mean Excuse me soft beach kind of feels no, no, no No, I know this is like different vibes. Actually seeing people getting robbed. This is walking dead, mixed with, oh fuck that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now they took over the road like it's a main like bull of art. It's kid robe fair. Yeah, that's wild. I had someone jump in front of my car and get romance driving trying to get your car. I don't know. Yeah, just it was wild. I just swerved and kept going. They thought you were a cheeseburger driving and stopping for that shit. Fuck. I was on New Year's and I was like, yes, no. Yeah, a friend who's a graffiti artist, he's driving by and started opening his door. It's just like, just people like you. Wow. Like, as I don't even believe it as one. Well, I might be now to go there. Yeah, yeah, skip it. He don't need to go there. If you get her exact address, it says, if Ways tells you to go through there, don't go through there. I won't. I won't. I won't go to Ohio either. I mean, I'm not offended by that. I don't go very often. I'd like to go to Canton. What the fuck's in Canton? With all the fame. Oh, OK, I was thinking. OK. Would you want to go as a player? Maybe like a day trip to Canton. Yeah, and then get the fuck out. Yeah, exactly 100%. That's how you do it. No, I'd like to hit. I'd like to hit every continental 48. I mean, well, technically 49, because Alaska's right there. But I think the last state that I have interest in going to would be like Mississippi. I think Mississippi would be cool. For what? I don't know, I've heard it's beautiful. Who told you that? I mean, if we're talking like the city, I mean, every city is like a city, but like... What city? Jackson? Fuck a final. But I'm just saying, like, nature, Mississippi would be pretty. Yeah, for like swamps and pine trees that are dead. There's don't like gators and shit. Yeah, I mean, I got that right here. Yeah, there. There. No, the drive from Miami, order anywhere in Florida to like say Louisiana, you just about 20 minutes during Mississippi. Man, I drove faster there. Yeah. Yeah. I don't like Mississippi that. Yeah. Just wild. Oh, hi. Oh, it could be cool. How long did you live there? When did you get out? When did I get out? Like 2015. And you got right in the porn? Pretty much. Yeah. Yeah, that's six years ago now. Yeah. Yeah. That's all you've been in, right? Holy fuck. Damn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't say too much. You gotta be specific here. Yeah. You showed up on set and you were in a night. It's still a teenager. That's true. It's just true, but just specified for the folks at home. Okay. Okay. He met me and I was 19, guys. How many scenes do we do together? Do we know? We don't know. I don't think we have drag. But we've done a few. Mm-hmm. I'm like, there's one where we're on the cover together. Oh, yeah. We made the cover. Yeah. We did. Except for I don't really like my outfit in that scene. Oh. But it's okay. You just don't really figure out your style until you're like a couple of years in. No. I still don't have one. You have a stylist or do you like always wear what they tell you or on set or how do you do it? I feel like I just kind of like, well, now I'm like very careful to only bring what I want to wear in my suitcase. Because sometimes they provide wardrobe for you and you're just kind of like, well, you just wear whatever they give you. But a lot of times you kind of just put together like a selection of outfits based on the scene. And I realized if I bring a bunch of like weird stuff that usually people will pick like the two ugliest things out of my bag and put them together. So now I only bring like really cute stuff to set, but it gets a little expensive, but it's kind of worth it. How do you feel about today? I mean, I know you just said that you only bring stuff that you like, but what do you feel about what you're wearing now? I like the stress. This is my Christmas dress for this year. I'm going to wear this on Christmas. Perfect. But I wish I had bigger boobs because I feel like I don't fill it out very well. I wish I had like... Keep them in for now. We'll see them soon. I'm just adjusting them. They're way. I wish I had like a bee cup or something, you know. Did you ever? Maybe. I don't know. I got a little skinny. I feel like definitely an egg cup now. Yeah. Yeah. Do you like being skinny? It's alright. Yeah. What do you weigh? Like 106. That skinny. What's the most you ever weighed? Like 113. Congratulations on your progress. You're doing great. Yeah. Me too when I was six. Yeah. You're left leg. It was 113. Yeah. We call you big Lou because you're skinny. Oh, because I'm a tiny guy. I wouldn't mind being thick. You know, having a big muscular ass. But I like when it jiggles. You're 25? Yeah, almost. You probably will in five years. Fill out. Yeah. Yeah. I say girls. You know. Yeah. You know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I say girls really stop like developing right around 30, I think. Okay. It's fair. That's what other people keep telling me. They're like, you don't even really hit that like other change until you hit like 25. And then you start like doing a whole new thing. Yeah. So it was like, alright. I guess that's fine. Right. Those Brady and hormones really kick in. Yeah. Things start filling out. I'm sorry. Come in. Yeah. Yeah, I would say even as a man, I'm 32 now when I hit 30. I was like, now I feel like a man. Yeah. Yeah. But again, I'm sure when I'm 40, I'll be like, now I feel like I'm in. Yeah. I'll get any older. For guys is when hair starts coming out of your ears. Oh yeah. That's a needle. You're older. And no longer on your head. Oh, gone. I had hair when we worked together last. Really? I don't know. Yeah. When did we work together last? There's no fucking idea. Have you ever, have you ever like retired? Or have you been straight through working? I took a couple months off, but that's like the most I've ever done. I really like porn. So I just kind of keep doing it. Was it a boyfriend? No. Okay. All right, good. Oh no. No man affects my check. No man affects my checks. That's a boss ass saying. Well, there's episode. Yeah. No man affects my check. All right. So, I won't write you a check. I don't know. No, wait. You still got to sign the check. There were two checks. Yeah. Two checks. There you go. Really? Yeah. So, do you make a lot of money in porn? Are you rich? How much money do you get? I haven't. Exactly. Come on. Pull up your bank account. Yeah. Accounts. We got B of A. We want to play big bank, take low bank. Big tank. Big bank, low bank. Woo. Woo. Um. Am I rich? No. Rich. But Rich is like subjective. I agree. Yeah. For sure. Like to people who I probably went to high school with, who are still like working in Ohio, probably think I make a lot of fucking money. But to like people who live in LA, we all know that rents dummy fucking expenses. What's your rent in LA? I pay 1800 for a studio. That faces a fucking parking lot. That's good room, you said. And I live downtown. No. I do not live in Skid Row. So, 1800 for a studio. How big is the studio? Is it at least like five, six hundred square foot? It's pretty big. Is it 800 square foot? It's like 750 I think. It's like a lot. It's like a lot. Right. It's kind of like a fake studio, because I technically do have a bedroom and a separate kitchen and a separate bathroom. But it's just like considered a studio for some reason. I think because they like built in walls after the fact. Right. They didn't permit for the bedroom in the kitchen. But. Yeah, I don't know. But yeah. It's. I mean, but that's not crazy. It's not. We also live in South Florida. That's. Oh right. We're almost on par with. Yeah. So, Florida's got more expensive over the past couple years. Plus, I moved in because it had oak floors. Wow. And I really loved the floors. And I was like, and I want to live here. And I wanted to decorate it for Christmas. What kind of oak? White oak? Black oak? I don't know. It's like stained reddish or something. Red oak. I have no idea. Maybe yeah. We'll call it red oak. Sure. Yeah. Whatever. What are we going to call it? I'm a partial pine. I thought it was really beautiful. And I was like, that's what I want. And what floor do you live on? The third floor. Out of how many? Four. Oh nice. Almost the penthouse. Almost. You are rich. You are rich. You're so rich. Do you do anything else aside from four? Day trade. Do you? No. No. Not into like Bitcoin or any of that shit. I don't. I don't know what the. That's like corporate. Corporate finance. You know what accountant is like code for stripper now? No, it's not. Yeah. Girls will say they're an accountant. Quotation. Quotation. No. I think it's real. And here it's real estate agent. I guess in LA it's stripper accountant. Oh really? Yeah. Accountant. That's it. You got to get a degree to get that shit. Yeah. You got to pass the. What is it? Your series seven and your. The CPA exam. Apparently now you just got to get a degree in pop and pussy. And now you can get that on the first day. They won. Yeah. They hand that shit out. Absolutely. Yeah. You know, here it's real estate agent. Nice. I like that. Which again, you got to pass the real estate exam to get that. Yeah. But you could do money. Money laundering. You know, you could do all that stuff. Yeah. It's an accountant. Yeah. America has the most amount of money laundering properties. That makes sense. Yeah. It's crazy. No. It was at the mall. Trillions. It was at the mall the other day. Billions. Okay. A piano store. A piano store. No, no, no. Steinways. Yamaha's. Young's. Mike. Your minimum price item in here is $100,000. The guy I was looking in. And the guy had to come from the back and unlock the door to let me in. And I was like, A, that's how little traffic to get in B. Who the fuck's walking out with a piano? Yeah. What do you do with that? They're laundering. Yeah. You're like, what are you guys doing here? Your door is locked. And it was the middle of the Saturday afternoon. Mike. Okay. But you know what the secret to those stores are, right? It's not multiple sales. It's that one big. It's like Rolls Royale. Yeah. You know. It's like these stores, like in that downtown Miami, with the, like those clothing items. It's that one big baller that comes in. Right. Ten grand. Yeah. Ten twenty grand and pays for everything, you know. Yeah. I mean, that works in the laundering money. I'm a receptionist. Yeah. Exactly. Once I had like a crazy night out, and it was like whatever, six in the morning, and I lost my pants somehow. Wait. All right. Were you out clubbing? No. I was like a, a house party, a couple of house parties. Did you have sex? I don't think so. I don't think I had sex that night. It was like a couple of years ago. And Miami. No. I think I just took my pants off her. So I think it was just like hot or it jumped. You're that girl at the party? All right. Jump in the pool or something. Okay. There you go. Now you're getting more, a little more normal. Yeah. Like, I don't know. I think I just like jumped in the pool. I don't remember. But I just like lost my pants. I think someone like picked them up and just like took them. And I was like, okay. Cool. So I went to like the rico in store. Can I just say that? I went to the rico in store. Like whatever. Like her earliest fuck. Like whenever as soon as they opened, with no pants on. Like just a shirt and like underwear. And then bought a pair of like thousand dollar pants just to like wear pants. Now what comes with the thousand dollar pair of pants? I don't know. Do you get like a year membership to something? No. I mean, some working rico in store. They just give you a bunch of like look books for like that season. And like people collect those, I guess. And like put them on their coffee tables and stuff. It's like a giant book and like a tote bag. And apparently it's like a thing to have the rico in store. But I didn't know that. I just really need a pants. And I was with a guy. And the fucking like they were like, um, are you okay? And I was like, yeah, I just like need pants. And they were like, yeah. Okay. You came to the pants store and you don't have pants like on the arm. And you didn't go to like, you know, Walmart. And I just, yeah, I just like left in like thousand dollar pants. But on the way out, because I was like, what does dude? The fucking, the salesman guy who like sold me the pants or whatever said to like the guy was with in Spanish. Like she's going to eat you alive bro or some shit like that or like she'll swallow you whole. I don't know. I couldn't like completely like make it out. But I was like, I just lost my pants. And I already swallowed him once tonight. Yeah, I was like, I just lost my pants. But I did almost leave that guy on the side of 95 one time. So he wasn't wrong. Okay. Yeah. Do you still have the pants? Yeah, I do. It's the most expensive pair of pants I own. I really genuinely hope so. Yeah. You spent a thousand dollars on a garment. I mean, I was still a little drunk. I needed pants. And it was there. You could have gotten cheaper pants. Dude. You rich. Yeah. Yeah. Back to it if you're rich. Yeah. That's a rich. A thousand dollar pants. What does it take to get into those pants? A grant. What does it take to get into the thousand dollar pants? No, I know your pants. It is in my pants. I'm wearing pants. You know what I mean? Your panties. My panties? I don't know. I'm pretty simple. Like I like funny guys and I like big things. Simple or easy? Both. Are you easy? Yeah, I'm pretty easy. Damn, that's cool. Yeah. I just like big decks and like funny and nice. But it's weird how many people can't meet that criteria. So, and then maybe not being nice. Well, my name is Sean Lawless. And I try real hard to be funny. And then that's about where it stops. All right. Yeah. Cool. Yeah. I got another. Yeah, that too. You only really need two out of three. You got to have a big dick and be funny. Big dick and be nice. Or be nice and be funny. And then you might not be a small dick. Everything okay. Yeah, everything's all right. Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Tell me a joke. No, I think I want to have sex with you anyways. Yeah. Here on The Bang Podcast. Yes, you are. Yeah. We'll spice things up in a little bit. Speaking of spice, things up. Do you like hot sauce? I fucking love hot sauce. Beautiful. We are brought to you today. You can have that. Red Rose. By Red Rose Hot Sauce. Let's see. Let's see you. Shout them out. Redrosehot Sauce.com. That's where you can order it. Yes, you can. Spice up your next meal with Red Rose Hot Sauce. I'm going to add this to my collection. Yeah. Yeah, take it home. Yeah. They sent us a whole box. So we got plenty of them. Put it right there though. Yeah. Nice. What are you going to eat with it? Popusas. Not here. You're not. We don't have that shit here in Miami. Yeah. I wish we did. It sounds pretty good. You might. I've never looked out here. I mean, with how culturally diverse we are, I'm sure we could find it somewhere. Yeah. It's a Mexican dish. Mexican or Salvadorian? Maybe Guadamalan. Not sure. Yeah, well, we could. We definitely Central America. Central America. We have that here. Yeah. All right, cool. So we'll put Red Rose Hot Sauce on Popusas. Get yours today. Add Red Rose Hot Sauce.com. Add Red Rose Hot Sauce.com. Yes. All right. So back to not spicing things up. What are you doing later? Well, it's like a dick, I guess. Again. I mean, maybe. You know, who knows where the night takes off? How often do you get laid? Um. Oh, shit. I don't know. Like outside of work? Yeah, and like, how much, how much sex do you have in a week? Hmm. I feel like I don't fuck as much outside of work because like, I don't, like, the average civilian isn't like tested every 14 days. But I like make out with girls every time I go out. Every time. Yeah, every time. I got a little hiki on my neck right now, actually. From a girl? Yeah. From when? Like two days ago? Where? In the keys. You're in the keys? Yeah. Now I'm interested. But we all get hikis in the keys. Yeah, dude. Shit. Where is it? Can we see it? Damn. Oh. I love the worst one on her though. So it's okay. Where, where in the keys? Key West? Did you go all the way down? Key West, yeah. No. Nice, trashy. I love Key West. Come as you are. Key West? Yes. It's the best. Key West is a Florida Vegas. Yeah, we went to like a little nudist bar. And then I just like met this like really hot girl. And we were making out. Actually, I made out a couple girls that night. But the one at the end of the night was like smoking fucking hell. What she looked like? What was her name? Collar? Stephanie. Stephanie? Yeah, that's a nice name. Yeah. Older me and Chloe. Yeah. Was she older or? No. She's like 22. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I think her family, I think her parents were like rich because she was like come to our boat and I'm sure her. And I was like, I leave fuck a fine now. She didn't have a man. Were you naked at the bar too? No, I only had my shirt off. So you were topless at the bar? Yeah, nudist bar. You were at the third floor of the bowl, right? Yes. That's all you were? Garden of Eden. Yeah. Yeah. Shout out to garden of Eden. They're not going to be upset at us. Shout out to them, I'm out. It was all young people, too. Like, we got really lucky. Like, it was just like a bunch of like hot young people. What? Yeah. was expecting me a bunch of like you know like old people with all their clothes and it was just like a bunch of like young folks maybe yeah I don't know I didn't see any I mean if you're there and you met a 22-year-old yeah that seems like a good yeah and the first girl was the first girl was Nina Nina yeah would you go to one of those bars in the show I've been yeah yeah I've been I've been it was before I've been said it no I did not part I mean no no no you sit on the stool no make it I believe it or not because you're cool and nudity obviously yeah I don't get a shit no no no no I don't think I've ever even I think I've only ordered a drink at the garden of Eden once like I've gone up every time I make you west all right let's go hit the third floor do you know you take a get sometimes I've been there on like a Tuesday at noon and like you look up and the waiter will pop up like oh somebody's here I'll just go back down to the second floor we totally ended up there by accident like we just like went in there because we heard music on like you know the first floor you're you can like see the stage or not yeah and we were like what's up here and we went up to the second floor and we're like oh another bar and we just went up to the third floor and I was like titties yeah that first floor bar is really nice too yeah it's a classy bar in the first floor and then usually if you go lower it gets less classy but there you go up but it's there yeah just like progressively against zestier as you go up zestier that's there no basement no basement's in it true you gotta go yeah you gotta go up into the sun that's cool though had a great time and what happened afterwards thanks Stephanie um I didn't go to her boat with her she lived on a boat her parents had like a big-ass boat or something like that she wanted me to go back with her but I was with like other people who were really fucked up and we had to leave in like a few hours so we were like we should probably head home now her really big boat it wasn't a carnival cruise line was it no it's like we gotta go back to our crew that's why I think she was like rich because her parents just like had a boat and I was like in a house and I was like okay yeah cool very nice shout out Stephanie shout out Stephanie you're watching this you're sexy it's Fox sorry about the hiki yours or hers hers I love some really fucking mean hiki on her why I don't she's fucking sexy but what does a hiki do for you I just like having my neck sucked on and she liked it too so I just kept doing it you let him know you were there dude yeah I guess mark it here right something I remember me buying you know at least for the next two days yeah I haven't had a hiki don't give me one today I don't know I don't I don't do that for a wife would not be having bad business yeah exactly keep that hair covered up although here show it off we don't care this is the only hiding it don't there's no need you're gonna get banged to your anyways yeah it's true yeah yeah sometimes I get in trouble yeah but that doesn't make sense either it just shows that you're fucking yeah that you're into it yeah you know you like the porn industry I love porn is it is it is it the man that controls your check that you like or is it sucking to I got into porn because I am just horny as fuck are you how do I say this probably are you like a massive slut yeah that's called nymphomaniac oh I'm sorry you're not just a big whore I don't think I'm a nympho I think I'm a slut what's the difference and nymphos are like literally addicted to sex like so then what are what are you I just wanted you're I don't need to survive well based off of your twitter handle sluts us sluts us sluts us let's all slowly what are you into what am I into oh big dicks yeah that's true I like big hogs like have you had have you met a cock that's too big no seriously what's the biggest cock that you've had them dreads yeah that guy's gonna that guy doesn't have a cock that guy has a fucking a table that is the biggest stick I've ever taken but I surprisingly like it was not hard to take wow yeah it's always a little ones you know I know 100 and 104 pounds hundred and six hundred air pounds yeah wow they could always take it the big thick girls that you think are gonna take all the cock they run well right let's say industry term when I say they run like meaning like you're trying to hit it and they are slowly creeping away inching away yeah especially in doggy yeah exactly that's exactly what it happens come back come back come back come back I've definitely done that there's like one spot of your pussy that you can like hit like that guys of big dicks can hit that like triggers the nerve in your hip like it's really like a nerve like is it your cervix no like literally a nerve in your hip that's like just I don't know connects to some shit and it like makes your fucking leg twitch but like in a good way no oh no not a good way no you know how you put a dog right but then you just got to like switch positions a little bit but some guys will just like insist on hitting the corner and you're like bro that is the corner of my fucking hip like can we just like put it in my pussy like long ways yes we can hot dog style not hamburger style well again in porn you kind of have to go out of an angle you do you have to be able to open up for the camera yeah sometimes he's hitting the cervix or whatever he's hitting he could not have to open up that one I've heard hitting my cervix isn't bad but I don't have an IUD I've heard that if you have an IUD like dicks can like shift it and it hurts like a motherfucker and I've also heard it can poke the dick with the strings the strings okay I'm sick and fucking tired of girls calling it strings it's copper wire it's not a string let's just let it go so explain what's going on so IUD is an inner and uterine an internal uterine device yes and it's a conscious a form of contraceptive and it goes inside the vagina and it's not with strings it's not the vagina it goes in your cervix and it's fucking and it's copper wire and if you have a cock or if you hit it right like maybe it doesn't even have to be that big it is horrible yeah I've heard this from some it's horrible and I couldn't imagine like a guy at home and his wife has it like that would just I'd be like no I will put a condom on you just have to have a small dick I guess if you your wife wants an IUD it's it I've left with a with a bloody with a bloody dick yeah I've heard that it's not the worst you had the worst you never have the bending of the dick yeah I've had that I've almost broke my dick a couple times the worst what is it a penile fracture it just looks terrible oh yeah when you hit it and then the pops out and it goes that's those new girls and the runner the girls that squeeze it out yeah that's tough the worst hazard on said that's a good question I would say what about you what's what's have you had any like injuries on set no no like slip into a tonight cooler some shit um I've had they've been like slapped a couple times with my braces even though that's like on my no list and it'll cut my lips open and then I'm bleeding and then we can't keep shooting what what is on your no list being slapped in the face while I have braces pretty much so it's only one thing you have on your no list and there's a contingency while she has braces yeah I was fine getting slapped before I had braces but now I'm like don't do it like you're gonna hurt something and then they do it and then I'm like thank you did you get ready to go gargle saltwater warm salt yeah did you get braces for aesthetic reasons because you had nice teeth before I just don't like I still have it a little bit this little like gout the T19 and like the bottom teeth but they look gorgeous now so yeah I'm like ready to get them off how much longer do you have for them I have four more months but I'm supposed to be wearing wear rubber bands which I don't do so and what can you go with the invisible thing that shit doesn't work and also I have no I wouldn't have fucking worn them out of them like these are these are uncomfortable I want to take them off I would never say with my rubber bands and braces are like once they're on they're on so I just knew I wouldn't have it just go through it and also I was like yeah I'd be cute for porn yeah I have little titties and whatever people have me play a teen anyway so I'm like all right yeah fuck it you make more money did you ever make more money with with the braces um more more work I don't think I get more work I think I just definitely play more like younger roles I definitely don't play like the tea I mean the milk yeah or secretaries or anything like that anymore it's just like a lot of like teeny roles what's your favorite role to play favorite ever yeah um um this is so cliche um but I kind of love the fucking like stepbrother stepdad scenes I think they're so fucking funny like funny yeah or cheesy cheesy both yeah I like that they're silly I think porn kind of takes itself too serious sometimes and I like when I wish when I like I like that I get to like just do whatever the fuck I want to and like have fun with it the preach it preach it the funny thing about what you just said is I find it the complete opposite I'm like yeah it introduced a little bit of comedy but there have been scenes that I've been on and sets that I've been on where people are like no no do worse I'm like what where yeah they're like they're like no no like ham it up like oh my god but you're my steps and I'm like you know bad that is and then they unfortunately like well not unfortunately I guess uh to my chagrin that's the ad moment oh yeah then that's what ends up on the corner and the of the box up top and I'm like oh I get it now like they want the over the top so it grabs people's attention yeah and then you know in conversation with civilians quote unquote like why is it why is the acting so bad and a lot of time it's on purpose they tell us to yeah to be bad yeah whoa they want you to be like your boobs or how oh my god I've never seen a cock like that before meanwhile you fuck to the dread the day before so yeah I kind of wish I kind of wish that at least for what we're doing I'd like it to be a little more serious yeah like and not just serious sexy like you know yeah let it let it let it let it be natural but I like that too I like being able to that's I kind of I don't know I like all of it except for I don't like it when people just take themselves way too fucking seriously while you live in LA so when we're exactly and I'm like this isn't fucking cost of longer here guys like let me take a dick and like go home so I can eat some fucking tacos no they're gonna talk into what we're we're eight minutes out guys yep okay clear bring her up in eight minutes and that's like those scenes can be fun and a lot of times they come out beautiful but some of the ones that are so fucking serious I'm like who's fucking watching this yeah who's watching this 20 minutes of sad intro like are you gonna be like I don't know you gotta be a really fucking sad person I'm like why do you want to see this fucked up out of shit I mean there is a market for that too though the humiliation there's a market for everything yeah no kinshane does no I'm not kinshane I don't rule 34 if you can think of it there's four of it that's rule that what's the rule 33 no idea I don't know 35 everything's been thought of rule 36 no more rules well we we um another one of our sponsors is roadside triple x calm yeah and we do uh that's a comedic play on real situations like uh there's a mechanic who helps out girls who are in impromptu in uh I guess poor situations okay but like making sound real serious it is this chick's car is broke down yeah yeah she has nothing to do she gets banged yeah she doesn't have enough money to get so you know she needs a tire fix and uh she sucks a cake for it always your trap calm does yeah always your trap calm too that's always your job you'll have to go on and see okay what's the least I'm out you've ever sucked it sorry go can we go back to what um oh well we missed a question like you know what are you into yeah what are you into all right into only goodness well I did say big dicks I'm very into big dicks um on girls I like big titties and freckles and and a cock brunettes I guess and a cock yeah I'm like I've never shot with a trans girl but I really want to because I really like girls and I really like dick so I feel like it would be like just like perfect I don't know just like best of the world's why not yeah what what type of uh what do you look for in a in a transgender individual is there a specific type no it's the same as all girls just like pale big tits pale brunette yeah yeah blue eyes brown eyes like brownie girls but big cock yeah big cock still are there any in the industry that fit that that type I really want to shoot with Daisy Taylor she's like so gorgeous to me yeah I like saw her like downtown like after like a summer wards show or whatever and I was like you're so fucking hot like I just really want to have sex with you but we both just keep moving to different states that like the same time so like we never end up getting to shoot together but what are these you don't ever fly to shoot yeah I do but like I don't just we're just literally always in opposite places like she was in when she was like in L.A. I was in like Ohio and then like when I was in Florida she was in Vegas and then and then we both talked about like moving to Oregon at one time and then the panoramic happened so we were like never big rona the pandey yeah well what are you gonna what are you doing Oregon you're gonna homestead fuck if I know that's why I didn't go I like to party live on a pontoon or a river I don't know live in the woods I guess I wanted I wanted some peace of quiet before I was forced to have it for like five months I'm like that's kind of cool oh yeah the isolation really threw you off yeah then I really like threw through through off like I don't know like after like as soon as it was like we were kind of going back to normal I was like what the fuck do I want anymore because I was so like dead set on moving now I'm just kind of like I don't know I'm just going with the flow did you learn something about yourself during that time I quit smoking weed really during that time yeah wow you think that's when you would become a stoner well I did the that first oh and then you realized fuck dude after I was after I was killing an ounce every two days I was like this is a problem yeah ounce yeah is that a lot yeah what is that like perpetual smoking yeah we're just smoking I mean I had a roommate but we were smoking all day every day so it was nowhere to go I literally just like shut the fuck down like we had nothing else to do and then at some point she was like I need to take a break and then I was like smoking alone is like lame and then I was like should I need to take a break and I'll like neither of us really smoke anymore but before that we had smoked like it's LA you smoke every fucking day everybody does right it's totally legal yeah everyone smokes before everything fucking lawyers doctors like little child heart surgeons everybody's higher shit awesome that's her that's her opinion yes we do not condone nor support her opinion thoughts and where is discussed on this show I'm not condoning it but it's true like some of the most like corporate motherfuckers like they all smoke weed because it's legal we're speaking of of work and being professional how often do you shoot um depends where I am in LA I want to say like three to five times a week but if I'm doing anal I'll only do like two to three times a week how often do you shoot anal um before the pandemic almost every one of my shades was anal and then after like now it's been like mostly badge again I don't know why do you charge more for anal yeah how much more like twice double yeah and if you like it obviously yeah oh then that's awesome right double the payday and you're but if I'm enjoying it but again yeah if I'm only shooting like a couple times a week it's like I'm gonna have like a higher rate and yeah I'm not gonna be doing it like quite as often you know what about dp never done dp you've never done a double penetration even though you like anal and you like yes never done dp are you open to it yeah are you open to what's like what's something that you haven't done in the industry that you want to do I've never done a gang bang or a blow bang or a dp and I never talk with the trans where's the p a well what's up guys and um yeah can we get another deck in here we'll open up the door yeah we're here good day everybody in the green room out here yeah are you open to a gang bang yeah how many guys um I feel like I would start small you know like 12 a baker's doesn't I was thinking like I was thinking like six that is that small I would say five is like isn't five the minimum I think five's like average right five five is gang bang I think five justifies the beginning of a gang bang yeah yeah that's the minimum requirement before that it's just a boy boy boy boy boy yeah right so that's when people work differently yeah when you get this no you get the script and there's just I've done that I've pulled up on set one time and not even known and I just I'm like there's a lot of bees here and I only see one g and you're like yeah yeah yeah all the guys are in the back room over there I'm like oh the guys oh the guys and I will say this too I've pulled up on set one time and there was five g's next to one oh yeah and I was like I was like yes we love a reverse type of we love a reverse gang bang and they were all monsters wow unfortunately nobody will ever see the leg of that day yeah because it was an issue yeah that's not the time I don't know rest in peace to that scene yeah did it was it obviously the day of your life but was it that amazing because it's not work too I've had better scenes okay okay yeah I'll say that I've had more fun on other scenes when you get that many personalities and especially big personalities like that on one set there's like over-compensation there's competition there's tension there's unnecessary tension and then there's like no look like look at me and it's like we're all one part of a whole I've been in sets like that yeah where it's like awkward and I'm like we're all here to suck dick guys right right and you're all are gonna suck dick yeah I'm gonna get my dick sucked here on the bang podcast have you ever gotten jealous on set cool jealous not really not pure jealousy but like let's say a girl I was outperforming you quote-unquote whatever you know or she was doing something you didn't like did you ever have that kind of friction I said without naming names or not really I mean that's kind of how you learn someone's like I'll performing you on set you're just like taking notes and like you do better in the next scene I guess or you like step your game up to like match their energy I don't know I think a lot of porn is just like reciprocating energy with someone if you don't do that then there's no fucking chemistry so I don't really I don't really encounter that also like I like girls so the most they intimidate me is like being like oh shit that girls like hottest fuck and I kind of like when they're mean too so I don't really who's the hottest girl in the industry the hottest fuck I don't know yeah you do no I don't who's a girl that you want to work with in the industry that I've never worked with before yeah I've worked with a lot of people all right well what about what about ones that you've worked with they're all so fucking hot the first one that came to mind was Karma RX but she's still around yeah oh awesome yeah she's so sexy to me I love like the tattered girls I just look like big titty girls like I don't know like me too mommy the fuck out of me mommy the fuck out of me mommy the fuck out of me well you're about to get some dick here real soon yeah you're not gonna get mommy today yeah no I have I have moobs but I have hairy moobs do you like the dad bod I do like the dad bod yeah yeah cool I have a dad bod you're not as short as I usually go for you go for short guys I like short guys why I don't know I'm kind of like being like either the same height or like taller in my heels for some reason a little dumb not even no I don't like to dumb guys I'm like very much a sub I don't like to be like dominant I'll be like dominant with girls which is kind of like occurs naturally but with guys I don't want to like I don't know and you want a dominant guy no no you want a dominant guy dominant guy yeah they said you want to dominate a guy no no no no yeah you want a dominant guy like a sort of man I like not having to think too much when I'm with a dude like I want you to like make decisions right facilitate to sex yeah like initiate the thing what's your favorite position position doggy probably yeah that where your hip goes doggy yeah doggy or you're like honestly mish I might be kind of like vanilla doggy or mish that's not I mean doggy's not vanilla I a lot of girls like doggy but I don't think dog because doggy you you can like disassociate you can just like get into the feeling you're not like not focused on anything else it's just like you're like getting fucked yeah can really like focus on and you know what's all going on down there from a girl's perspective I've actually never wow I've never even thought about that that right what you're like this like what do you look like this is a unique studio like like a guy a guy you know well fucking doggy I'm I'm seeing your ass I could see your hair I could see your hips you're just kind of hopefully you're not thinking of anything hopefully like the dicks like really good and you're just like feeling and dick inside you on your like brain dead dick drunk yeah how often does that happen on set for you I mean decent amount most of the guys in porn have like pretty big dicks so gets the job done but every once in a while sometimes you'll kind of like especially if you're like not having like the best day ever or you're just fucking bored or like your scene partner just kind of like fucking boring you're just like thinking about like oh yeah can't wait to like get food after this like oh I have a laundry to do like just be like like come play like just like going off your like list of things for the day what you're gonna do when the scene's over instead of pores you're thinking of chores yeah pretty much I could see that especially from my from my standpoint it's like if it's really good don't come so yeah I got a I do have a laundry actually oh I got a laundry I got to switch over from the washer to the dryer I hope it doesn't happen to have I just haven't been in there too long that's funny you guys like the office you got to distract yourself yeah I've also seen dudes like the bite their hand oh I was just gonna say that's my go-to my go-to for uh for for not coming that yeah and I have to be like I make sure I'm off camera at least I try to you're yeah that you're I've never drawn blood but um like just to not cut I just clamped down focus on the pain I've done it the lip before because it's more non-descript and and you can't really see it yeah that I drew blood one time so I was biting I was still gonna come and I was just like I'm like oh I've also seen dudes like pull out and like slap their fucking dick like literally just like beat their dick and I'm like oh okay that might actually have the opposite effect yeah oh okay that or you know you switch to pussy eating or you switch to BJ or yeah just switch it up get out of that motion for a second get out of mindset yeah reconvene and then go back and finish yeah yeah just gather it up some of these people shoots uh seems like positions for way too long in my opinion yeah like seven minutes per position yes bro what is that even for like you're not for anything you're not even gonna keep all that in there like who the fuck is I don't know I guess if you're I don't fucking know I don't even know I like a four-minute position yeah I kind of like I feel like I watch porn more if it's like more exciting yeah seven minutes of one that's that's a lifetime yeah like how long is the scene supposed to be like 48 minutes after the intro that's fucking crazy there's such a one necessary it needs to be featured length or I'm not buying who's jerking off for 48 fucking minutes speaking of which this is gonna be about 90 minutes but once we're I mean we're about to get into it we're about to get shenake it and you can you can have a cock in your mouth if you want yeah um and then once we get going well yeah we'll keep it like interesting and exciting yeah um we don't we don't really know seven-minute position no man now with this guy no we're gonna keep them moving honey yeah so you're a good one you're a good one yeah yeah I was so happy to see you on the call sheet today no shoot yeah oh that's nice to hear yeah you know sometimes you just get with these like new boys and you're like it's gonna be a good scene but I'm gonna be guiding a lot of this yeah you'll be running the ropes yeah you know it's not it's cool sometimes and then sometimes you're like I just want to like fuck yeah like do the thing and then like yeah you know yeah we're we'll be okay today yeah I mean wait a second guys yeah we don't you don't want to get too cocky about it either you don't like sound like I don't know it's gonna be the most amazing scene ever you guys have no idea the Chloe Capri shan lost are gonna fuck on the bang podcast and it's gonna be dynamite explosive TNT atomic wow that's impressive my nice air horns yeah yeah it uh I think I moved it just moved a little bit what you dick you dick yeah my dick you dick move a little bit my dick moved oh yeah you like you like nice nipples right I do like nice nipples yeah you have nice little pink nipples are we gonna see him here yeah I mean it's when it's about that time right you want to see him move yeah you know wait that's how excited how yes I want to see show us the others cute the boo boo yeah that's uh yeah let's close it out you know I mean we learned a lot I think bang podcast dot com Chloe Capri that we learned a lot if you're here there we learned some things today we learned some things we're about to see some teeth all right let's close it out let's close it I'm trying to sell it dude it's sold dude she sold it for like all right the whole thing here on the bang podcast pull your cocks out if they're not already out listening to this beautiful girl talk about sucking and fucking everybody whip your dicks out start jerking it yeah now let's say goodbye to the fans we we're just on the losers wait you think they're people thank you for watching but you think there are people that like aren't actually gonna watch at the bang podcast I mean dude why would you I mean listen some people watch