Bang Surprise PODCAST #17 With Kay Lovely

Let's start over. I got a nice gentleman. My mic was off. Oh, yeah, there you are. Hey, what's up guys? Hey, hey, alright one more time So yes, everything here on the bank podcast is intentional us matching us matching the the back wall Welcome back to the bank podcast under hold Sean Lawless here joined today with me is Kay lovely and how lovely you are Hello. Thank you. Thank you. A fearless leader in battle big blue what up what up and yes, you and I are not gonna be banging today I know but you will be banging on the podcast. You're gonna be banging my voice Jonathan Jordan I know he's got some big cock for me today too. So on my side is Cock is such an aggressive word and no big cock big cock is this I did a scene recently where like I had to do an accent and it was so Bunch I was like give me that big cock missed and it was so fun and so I've been saying cock ever since then because I was like That's a great word that people don't use what they say dick, but like cock I say Alice. Oh, um, I don't know if I've ever heard anybody say that I Lion I'm not I think you're lying. Yeah, I use Alice touch my palace. I say intercourse sometimes. Yeah, I don't have intercourse What about coitus? Whoa, what's that word? It's the scientific term for so pulling out is coitus interruptus Wow, okay cool More learning shit on bang today. Who knew? So coitus interruptus is like the norm for porn, huh? All right, I'm about to come stop. Oh, put us in roughness. Oh on your stomach. Oh I like it inside me person. We'll talk about this later. Why later because you said that we should probably talk about like Like not like like how you're a wholesome young lady. Yeah, you know what we should do is put that mic a little close to her face if we can Bring that in. Yeah, don't be a skit. Don't be a scared of the Oh, sorry. I thought that was the vibe. The foulest Maximus. Do you like kind of Lengus? Is that pussy eating pussy? Oh, yeah, I don't like my pussy Eden, but I like eating pussy Yeah, so where you from K. I'm from San Diego. You're from San Diego. Yes. All right. How old are you? 21? You're 21 June 1st, 2000 Happy birthday Kind of on that day early birthday. Yeah, I'll that day on that day. Yeah. Well, thank you. Thank you. Right in the middle Related when your birthday a month after that. So you're a cancer to everyone around me. Yeah. Are you July 1st? No? Oh, that would have been really cool No, I'm gonna queries. I'm gonna know I'm an opiculous. What? Yeah, what does that mean? Are you really into zodiacs? I mean, I know what the signs are and stuff, but I'm not I don't know what that word you just said was It's the 13th zodiac. He sits top of the calendar. He's the serpent holder. Oficulus. I Have never heard of that in my life and I know a lot of astrology bitches when they moved from the agrarian calendar to the Gregorian They they got rid of the member. There used to be 13 hours in the clock. He's blowing my mind right now He's full of so you're from San Diego Unuseful facts. San Diego, which of course is Latin for for a Diego's end I don't even know what's going on right now Sorry, we're all right. You're a beautiful 21 you're own from San Diego Heck yeah, and how are you today? I'm doing fantastic Although can I tell the podcast that I was late? I want them to know that K mess up today and that was my fault and I just wanted to say I'm sorry and it's gonna be a great podcast and thank you For still having me here today. All right. Well, you're at it. So other than that. Yes, other than that we're doing great Yeah, it was a long. Yeah, it's been a long week. It's been a very tumultuous tumultuous I noticed an accent there and heard your voice. Yeah, it's only because it's some words It's only because I lived in Missouri and in Texas. I went to school in Missouri. I went to a Baptist school So yeah, go Jesus Praise the Lord Then I also lived in Texas. I actually just sold my house out there though. So I'm not living in Texas anymore I'm gonna miss it, but where are you living now? L.A Yeah, sorry. L.A. You move from Texas to LA. Yeah It's just all the work was there, so I was like got to get on in there. What do you do for a living? Um What yeah Ah, it's not weird. Have you noticed we only had porn stars on this podcast? Is that the purpose? Really? All right. Now that you mentioned it, that's only We need to branch out. We only bang porn stars on the bang podcast I guess now that you say that yeah, then it should be like a tagline. Yeah, not we bang on the bang podcast We only bang porn stars. Oh, yeah. Well, but how about we get a Cam girl one day who wants to do it? Oh Or a or a skin fluencer. Hmm a skin fluencer. Yeah, they're not influencers. They show their ass and they get a million followers. I want a million followers. I show my ass for a million followers. It's hard. It's really hard to the cloud Not even I guess yeah for the cloud because like after this industry now I really want to go back into real estate investment So the only way I'm going to be good at that is if I got cloud Or if you're really good at real estate investment. No, honestly, no There's a lot of people who are successful at that. I would say no cloud Well, yeah, but I would say like I want to do investment for myself But I'd also like to get back into like selling houses to people Some being a buyer's agent something like that. We had another real estate agent who was from a religious town Yeah, oh my gosh, we had karma rx on here. I'm not rx is like that Yeah, and she said that from and her town that they fired her Yeah, so I didn't get a lot of work because they wanted me to dress really really modestly So I had to wear shirts up to here. I used to sell houses like that Turtle necks and I lived in Missouri spree fields. I mean, I lived in springfield, Missouri Where that's the Bible belt like people there. It's you if you walk around with a low-cut shirt Everybody's gonna be looking at you and everybody's gonna slush shame you so I had to dress very conservatively I hate slush aiming like one of my biggest pet peeves. I don't think yeah, I think that's got to be one of those like closeted things, you know where No, girls do it all the time like super homophobic people are typically gay like slush aiming people those those probably are the biggest perverts That or literally they're going all old. Yeah, I know she's like this sinful girl up in here. She's getting real crazy So yeah, I want to I went to a religious school too, so I'm familiar with the I don't you know those types I guess I'll say did you leave Bible studies in college me? Oh, yeah, I like Bible studies too I really wanted to work and I won't say that I want straight to Sodom and Gomorrah. Oh, okay, so you just like the big old fight You like the fighting scenes in the Bible. Yeah, I mean, that's where you get Sodom. Honestly, I can't wait to rape them I want to talk about that out here. It's a Bible person. Yeah, I know the Bible's not permitted. Oh, oh the Bible The other thing that's fine, but the Bible You guys are mean They're making fun of me today. They're they're brushing me. What no way? No, I'm making fun of those people Okay, we're gonna cancel this because we're talking about the Bible and that's a story in the Bible That's what I was worried about because when I talked about it previously people did not have a good taking to it It's very interesting. It's a little clashing. I could see that it is But that like like I'll talk about going to church today. I just can't say what church I go to because I don't want to get out But like yeah, absolutely and I don't know you do you tend regularly? Yeah, do you tie? I try no no, no I mean why the church is so rich. They don't need our fucking money Like all that is honestly religion has gotten to a point now where It's not even about the religion. I think it's all a money scheme the religion works Straight with politics too, which I mean how are you gonna have the church and the state together? Yeah, you can't have that. I mean if I'm not mistaken the Catholic Church is the largest non-profit organization in the world I wouldn't doubt that I mean you think that's right me. Yeah, I think that's so wrong. How are you how was it non-profit? But you're still though large and like come on and you make What trillions of dollars trillions? What do they do with it? They build golden cathedrals But literally like I feel like that's so pointless. Oh if you believe it's the Lord's house if you believe Godfather poor three Which I represent the Lord is only like I need a glass of wine bitch. No, it's like Going to church makes you a Christian like being in a garage makes you a mechanic Okay, yeah, so it's more about your beliefs. Yeah, it's that's how you practice. I would agree. Yeah, but I have been in some cathedrals where literally I walked in and was taking it back like just He might be here Yeah, you felt it like it was just such a Gorgeous gaudy place. Yeah, that I was like this is this fucking nice two hundred years to build some crazy shit like that I think I mostly feel you know slave labor. It was rightly done Not a lot of talk about that either And that's what I'm saying. I think you should just be in the end. I think you're pretty funny quick porn Yeah, that's why I'm not fucking today. I'm just behind the mic Yeah, just here for comic relief. I get that. I get that you got to break it up a little bit. Yeah, new paths new ventures You know our jokes are sponsored by who roadside triple x dot com Side triple x dot com. That's right or you could visit the oyster trap dot com all of our dad jokes are brought to you by The oyster trap dot com. I like oysters. Yeah, yeah, get them what the half shell on the oyster trap dot com. Are they local here? No, no, they come in from the Chesapeake Bay. Oh wow. Yeah, I feel like it's pretty legit oysters. Yeah, we're in the Mississippi River. Oh, yeah What's a little pearls and is that clams no oysters oysters have the pearls? Yeah They just take them out before we eat them. Yeah, it takes one little grain of sand, right? Yep, and they just slowly roll it How beautiful life is so beautiful. It's so simple, but Interesting, I like that Because right it is pretty simple people will over complicate everything simple best talking care right now This is so simple. We're just trying. It's the most primitive thing that we could do is communicate exactly Well, I guess fucking yeah As well because we've been fucking logging them where we've been talking for sure the species. Yeah, that that well It's not true. No, they probably did months like like talking to each other. I mean communicate. Yeah, I'm okay But I think they had to communicate more they fucked. Okay. I guess you're talking jokes I wonder when jokes came around I wonder who made the first joke. I always think about stuff like that the first guy with a big wiener saw another guy with a little wiener That's kind of funny. I like that. He's no, he went No, they said the first time somebody laughed it was when they heard the first fart That's so silly. How cute. I love it. It is so silly. It's really stupid actually. I saw you smoking something there. Yeah, what are you smoking my baby? Can I say that? I guess sponsor not sponsor. This is my plume. It's peach iced tea So you're drinking iced tea right now, and I'm sucking on my iced tea nice I like that you're sucking and I'm sipping I know I wish I was sucking bubblegit to it. Yeah Yeah, I don't I mean, I don't know if they it's tobacco you have to be 18 to consume that product It's nicotine. So yeah, but it's nicotine. Now I apologize. I was I stand corrected But you have to be 18 to consume that product you have to be 18 to consume this product In some states in some states there's no states with 18 plus anymore Missouri was one of the last ones and they got rid of it. Welcome to the wild wild west. Oh, no, I think it changed too No, here it's 21 as well. Yeah, yeah, I have to buy vapes for girls that are 18. Oh, you know, you know, you know, you do what? That's illegal. I'm gonna say something everybody's got to be a little lawless now and then That's cute But not illegal not illegal you don't do that. You don't do that. You also don't do that. Yeah, I don't do that. I don't I don't even this isn't even Florida. What? Right, we're in Cognito. Yeah, we're in the forecast land six months ago Technically nobody knows where we are, right? Like yeah, this could be anywhere in the world. This could be anywhere really We're actually in the metaverse You know what? Let's talk about the metaverse. Let's do it. Are we clapping for the metaverse round of applause for the metaverse? Thank you The metaverse is what's gonna be the next porn. That's where it's gonna. It's gonna go there. Let me tell you I want to talk to somebody about getting my own plot of land in the metaverse How you doing? I'm gonna talk to you something talking to the mic and Sorry, I'm so excited right now. I know you're so excited. I want to hear All right, so so whatever you're gonna sell right now to this camera This camera. Yeah, okay, so if anybody out there wants to DM me and knows stuff about the metaverse I really would like to get like a little plot of land in there. I'm not really sure all that shit works. I just know Of it and I want to have a little place like a K lovely land where you go in and it's just like me everywhere I have my own VR stuff already. I have my own VR camera. I got my headset. I'm ready for it I just need somebody to help me because think about it only fans suck sometimes Why not just go to a metaverse where you can see all of me and then it'd be so much better Only if she was the credit card processors Or just go to bank. Yeah, yeah You can't see all of K lovely. Oh, okay bang dot com baby or the oyster trap. I'm back more. I want to come work with you guys so bad I always text your Instagram girl. You're working with us right now. I know welcome. This is only my second time with you guys So welcome back. You know, thank you. I didn't see you last time though my last shoot. Where were you? Different producer, not you I know I'm sure he was wonderful anyway Yeah, shout out to all the producers. Yes, you're just more wonderful or more That's not a word, but we'll make it one So believe it or not I had a two-hour discussion last night with a metaverse realtor Wow, really, and it was one of the few times. Oh, or maybe the only time in my life where I caught the play to jump enough a bridge Oh, like the other time I did it it was for fun on spring break, but this time I was like, baby, so are you okay? Brick a leg Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was an overpass. It wasn't a bridge But you okay? Like no, I'm not after that two-hour metaverse real estate pitch I was like dude. I'm not you lost me and metaverse And and plot of land with only a theory. I'm like, I have Bitcoin. I don't have a theory I'm already behind the eight ball on that. Yeah You get a theory. I'm not just saying everything that you just said Kind of now makes me want to go back and not tune out after four minutes of that. I would love to talk to him like seriously real talk I would love to talk to him if he's knowledgeable on it. I don't know anybody who's knowledge bomb He was actually pitching me about the way porn is going to be in the future. So how I was just extraordinary right now as porn platform What's that like I as always just a little bit as I was just describing it right now You'd have that as a porn platform. Gotcha. I mean, yeah, I but I think that you would go and consume all of your K-lovely content in the metaverse and and We should have our podcasts when they know it literally literally it was like that people coming up to us Yeah, we're doing the podcast and we won't walk up. I think it's next to me. That's what he was saying. I know I should do that Maybe maybe I mean get it now. They're what they're like eight grand applaud. Yep I'm gonna get it now. It's like 16 pixels Little steep, but I don't know. I need to get it I need to be one of the first porn girls on the metaverse because that's how I'm gonna make my big break I hope or today. How about this is your big break. Yeah, you could just be in it. Should we pray on it? Oh, yes I mean he To Heavenly Father God. Please today look over me and protect us while we're here in the studio And thank you so much for giving me these opportunities to be here today Lord And I just wanted to say please bring great things towards my way And if not, it's not meant for me, but thank you for always being there for me. Amen. Amen. He works in mysterious ways He does look at how we brought us together here. I honestly feel like God wanted me to be porn star I mean look at you I mean he wasn't he wasn't trying to get you to be A real estate agent. I think that was born for the porns Born for the porns born for the porns no doubt. I like I like to do the fucking in the second and I got some tits Do you have to well don't show him yet? We are gonna see we are gonna see him tease him. Well, actually, you can't Well, I can't even like don't give him too much itch You know, everybody was born for the fucking in the second, you know literally It's it's kind of religion kind of pushed it back to the corners But let's not talk about that. Some people can't some people can't do the on camera stuff. They can be some kind of nervous So some people yeah, like some book everybody's born for porn I guess but not everybody for porn on camera Yeah, no, it's a it's an acquired act Yeah, I like people watching me personally like I think it's hot So it isn't your lawyer or your what does I think I'd be called a lawyer because no I think a lawyer because I'd like to well, I guess both I guess lawyers more outside stuff right No, it's just being no just being watched like if you're in the bathroom and you let's no lawyer to watch her Then what's the one that's outside? Exhibition. Okay, so that's it. Gotcha. Gotcha. Then yeah, it's a lawyer. What about outside? Do you like public stuff? Yeah, but it's not safe Well, what if you're at like a strip club and you got fucked on stage? Mm-hmm. I never shook before so well, I'm just saying because everybody there would be of age and it would be There would be there for sexual content No, cuz I need people to be tested. I really care about what I'm saying is like what if you went to an adult club And say somebody like my stuff was there Yeah, but all right. I want to like I like to like fuck on the beach or like fucking the forest when I go hiking or like On the balcony on the Lido deck of an adult cruise. Oh never been on a cruise. I love that though missing out I know in the pool of an all adult inclusive resort Do they allow you want to go on a trip? Let's go on trip me. I'm yeah, I'm leaving tonight. I know. That's so sad. Where are you going to? Yep Okay, I don't know. I said where are you going to and you just yeah, I'm going Okay, he's just going. It's going around the world. He's just going Or when it were his 1990s whatever RV takes yeah, baby Like Mexico you like R&B too. Yeah, R&B is great. Who's your favorite artist tray songs? Really? I'm more of an usher girl myself, but Kelly Have you heard Dominican? Have you heard Dominican Russia? Dominican usher. Yeah, look it up online. That is specific type of usher. Yeah. Yeah, he's Dominican. It's Dominican It's usher Dominican. He's that No, I think the usher is confusing me. Okay, so it's a guy online that they voice over Oh sure songs, but with a Dominican accent. Oh, interesting. Most incredible thing on the planet Don't leave this podcast to go look at that, but yeah, when you get a chance look at this. It was good though. Marvin Gaye. Come on Marvin Gaye Luther Or the queen herself Mary Jane. Aretha. Oh There's two queens. Okay. Okay, interesting. Mm-hmm. I'm not Mm-hmm. I would say mostly like no, literally like an usher Chris Brown. Um, I mean those are probably my favorite two that I listen to. I don't listen to a lot of music Miley Cyrus babes. No way No way I feel like Miley Cyrus sometimes though. Hannah Montana. I'm like okay here and then myself and like my personal life It's kind of like a Hannah Montana situation. Oh It's like a dueling personality. Not like two different personalities more just like two different people because I feel like when I'm When I'm myself and my personal life, I think I'm not as like sexual and like K's just like, you know, she's just gonna like what is pounce on you? Like, you know, like like that Like that feel it in your body Did I get it down? Yeah, just like that. How do I look really sexy actually your pets look really nice right now She looks good, but you look me. I look awkward No, no, no Hi Are you banging today? I hope so Pretty pretty set in stone Yeah, I mean we're here paper works done. Yeah, everybody's tested Make-up stuff if he's taking a nap in the green room. I think so too um Well always I think you said pecs You just said pecs look strong You went to Baptist I actually went to a Lutheran college Did you what yeah, I went to Catholic high school and then I went to Lutheran college. That's why I'm not religious I think um that's valid. Yeah, I think people that grow up with religion aren't necessarily into an end of adults because it's pushed on you too much Well, especially when you go to conflicting religious institutions and they're like no, we're right No, we're right. I'm like you guys are arguing about the same thing. Yeah, that's true both the same That's true. I don't know. I my family isn't religious. I'm the only one. I decided on your own I did yeah, so in high school I got like this is like real talk and I do real talk and high school I got like really really depressed. I got kicked out of my house So I had to go to a whole new high school for like my senior year at fucking sucked And so I was so sad and had no friends because nobody want to talk to me So I was like I'm just gonna go to bible study and I'm just gonna sit there and see people talk to me So into the bible study at our high school and everybody talked to me Everybody was so nice and so loving. So I ended up going to their church service that night that they had for the high school students and after that it was just like That's it. I found your group. Yeah, and I don't know if it's necessarily because like I love to the idea of God more of like The people that surrounded it. I think yeah, they're they're usually very nice very wholesome They have the best interests well then got to college Worse people have ever met so it's like oh my god So I'm from California where they worse like like they did that things or were they pieces of shit? I mean I got the shit bullied out of me. Oh, that's not cool. Yeah, like it was badly pieces of shit pieces of shit and they were so hateful and Everybody's like, you know, Christians are so nice like, you know, spread love whatever But there's some of the most hateful people I've ever met too. So I've seen both sides of it But yeah, they've started a war I think one time What do you mean the Christians? Oh Like in the bible there was a war once I think I'll be talking 95% of all wars are started by christian. It's uh Well, there's a war going on right now isn't there in Ukraine. It'll be over by the time this podcast is done That wasn't started by Christians. It'll be over soon Yeah, somebody's gonna hack the other the other server and shut them down and that's it I was watching the livestream of like the people who were hiding out and like the bunkers. It was really sad Yeah, but again, that's all that's all of fear mongering You think you know there's so many people there and I don't want to undermine or or diminish the situation of anything Yeah, or anyone that that's going through anything especially in a porn podcast. Yeah Yeah, you know, I have no platform to discuss Global diplomacy, so why not bro? Why because I'm some asshole So yeah, I mean yes So yeah back to back to Baptist. Oh, yeah Yeah, I just get like so much this evening tonight on the bang podcast This is Kay lovely here on the side of her is Sean Lawless. Thank you. Thank you. Now let's get down to business Sean bring it back to me now. No, you fuck or what? Yes, so what you doing what you doing college Um, okay, so I was a cheerleader in college. I went on a scholarship there Um, and I did stunt so basically it's kind of like cheerleading except we didn't do the cheerleading for like the footballers and stuff Yeah, we ballers. Yeah, the footballers they played soccer. No That's football that's football. Yeah, those are footballers footballers. Hey, hey, hey, no don't call us footballers. You're a footballer? No football player baller Football player you're rather tall for a yeah, I was just gonna say what how tall are you? Oh, I'm 5'10. I'm a backspot though babes. Oh You're catching the time. Yeah, yeah, so on my girl that I had she was like 90 pounds and she was like 4'11 No, none of the girls on my cheer team were hot. They were all grenades, and if y'all see this Well, you're back there catching the grenade. Yeah, yeah, literally. Yeah, literally We're a grenade catch up. Oh shit. Hey, take them one for the team. Yeah, but I was actually I was really good In my opinion, I was pretty good. I mean if you got a scholarship, you got to be pretty damn good I mean, they literally had me come out from California. So no shit. Yeah, all the girls from my team were actually from Missouri I was the only one from out of state that's that's really good congratulations. So thank you It's just so random how I even got into that scholarship, but yeah now remains the big question. Yes, did you graduate associates? Okay, so I was gonna be a kindergarten teacher But honestly once I got like done by associates, I was like is this what I want to do with life? I was like, I don't think I want to pay for more college You stayed pretty much in the same path career path as that pretty close Um, yeah, I teach some stuff No, you don't what's up. What's that? I know the movie. I'm just I don't want to say it, but right He's like, what did you want to be when you grew when you were growing up like a veterinarian? What do you do now? I want to chain of slaughterhouses That's so fun. Yeah, I'm basically what you did Like you're gonna do the most wholesome thing. I know I was gonna work in like a Christian school two thousand my goal I wanted to work in like a private Christian and That car hit that car hit it real quick I know but after I did that stuff I went into real estate. So I like it. All right I just came in at the worst time because right now it's really a seller's market and I was a buyer's agent So it was like if you weren't already a top dog you weren't gonna get any houses sold How many did you sell one just one your own one? No, no, I can't sell my own home in Texas. I don't have a license out there I had a license in Missouri. So yeah, is this by state-by-state? Yeah, every state has different rules actually and mostly in Missouri what I did I didn't even sell residential homes really I did land with my grandparents So yeah, it wasn't even that's fun. I mean land is cool. I guess. I mean all you is like, yeah Here's a 50 acre property and it's mode and you could see it like with your eyes. Yeah, not like in the metaverse that like You know, it's there. It's not there. Somebody could just need it. Yeah, it's just there Just land open on a server free range Lance one of the best things to buy nowadays if anybody wants it's always now a days well Okay, fine. We always been great to buy, but Yeah, really invest in some land Anybody out there invest in some land right now? Well, I'm looking for a real estate that could sell me some land in the middle America No, yeah, yeah, in Missouri though really that sounds great. Yeah, yeah, I was just in Missouri a couple of like a month. Where were you? Kansas City Okay, Kansas City is like fake Missouri. I know that's what somebody was saying. Yeah, it's like Urban and very urban and in where I was at it was like country town Yeah, um, I went I didn't venture out too far But I did go from Kansas City, Kansas to Kansas City, Missouri, which I thought was the dumbest thing ever Yep, and I was at a famous barbecue joint and somebody backed out and bumped into somebody else and one said Kansas City, Missouri And I swear to God the lady in line in front of me goes out of towners No, she did not No, what I just made that joke up She literally goes out of towners. Oh god. I thought that was the best joke. That's a good one Yeah, and right there. It's one block away. Yeah, the same city crazy crazy Well, how'd you like it out there by the way you go to the chiefs game or something? No, there's no games right now No, but I went to a chiefs game. Yeah, yeah, I like I think he's named Austin my homes He's handsome. He's light skin Jackson my homes Austin my homes Patrick my homes Richard Patrick my homes Richard my homes Gary It's in my homes. He's in my homes. I know that Termendo my homes. He's like the quarterback for the chiefs or something. Yeah, please. It's Patrick my homes. No Austin my homes Frederick Kansas my homes It's the same city guys He could be the quarterback. I know. I don't know. It's Patrick. It is Patrick. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. It's like a terrible first name Yeah, all right for a good quarterback. Sorry. I'm sorry. You're not Patrick My name's Sean. Yeah, I know, but your other real name. Yeah Sean Both your names are Sean. Sean. Sean. Sean. Come on. Sean. Sean. Sean. Sean. I wish I could do that My name my stage name is kind of like my real name. It's his first letter. Same. Oh nice. People used to come at K And what's your social security number and your mother's made the name my real name is all over red it So it's kind of whatever people always commented on Instagram. You got boxed or whatever the talk stops Well, the thing is is that I went to this Christian school I talked about it on a one of my scenes and the school like went crazy on me The emailed me they were like don't talk about like your associates from other schools So I don't talk about the name of it anymore I just say it's about this college But yeah, they went crazy on me. So a lot of people from my school found out because it was a whole big thing I guess at my school and Everybody just started going read it and then I got all my like a Council reported so that's why my Twitter and my Instagram got deleted and I had to start over again I had people like hard vendetta's because they were like couldn't believe that I did porn now they were just like Jesus and they put your your real name out there. Yeah, pieces of shit My first middle and last actually with my parents address it was really fucked up. Whoa Yeah, it was really fun. I and also like Um, I have a lot of siblings and a lot of them are really young. So it was like that's not it's like shit like you do that It's really really terrible But people don't understand that like I have a real life do you know? Yeah, you're a fucking human being Exactly, so yeah, but American so you're really important And blonde And blonde come on dude. It's a love one. She doesn't doesn't matter. Just the territory. You're born I'm a fake platinum blonde though. Are you what you're natural sand blonde? You can see the top it looks really dark Careful careful careful. She's massive this massive crane next to you. I know it's very sensitive to the sounds in touch So you're a sandy blonde? Oh, yeah, like darker dirty. Yeah darker dirty blonde. I guess I will see how dirty. Are you dirty blonde? I think I'm pretty dirty. I'm a dirty blonde, but I'm platinum blonde right now. Do you uh are you like Self-deprecating when you're doing the sexual acts? Like people calling me a horn slut Yeah, a lot of the sex I like to have I can't have on camera like I I have the biggest breeding fetish like oh my gosh. I can't do that on camera and that's so sad But I can't you can't know you can't you can't You can't do the fetish how I do the fetish you can cream pie But like it's different because have you ever been with somebody that has a real breeding fetish? Uh-huh like They like the words I go with it like uh-huh like the pregnancy and stuff. Yeah, I can't say that I'm porn You just can't oh like impregnate me. Yeah. You just I don't know. Can you this is some of the hottest words I've ever heard during sex Yeah, but I think I'm the camera. I think that goes too far. I believe I don't know You know what I've never I also like to get slapped though. I can get slapped usually really like on the face Yeah, I just not my butt though. I get bruised too. So typically for for compliance all you have to do is verbalize it while the camera is rolling Some companies don't shoot certain things that's true, too Yeah, so and those companies are ones that typically work with so it's like we would love to get a cream pie out of you today Yeah, we can crazy. Yeah, if you want a cream pie, I would love a cream pie. I'm always down for a cream pie Yeah, why not I mean let's see cream that would be worse. Let's see where it goes I don't want to I don't want to say we're going to do something that we don't do He pulls out he does cortisol eruptus on your face. Yeah Yeah, I like it on the face too. Yeah, I don't know if I like swallowing. I tried it. I just don't think I like it So what's it like on your face? Easy No, I'm just like I don't know um, help me to understand what a what a come shot on your face is like so basically I'm sitting there like this right? Typically and then I just either go in and then I just start to wait. Why are your eyes closed? I'm usually closed why because they claim my eyes way too many times and we're not doing it anymore So if that stings like a mother fuck why why have come on your face? It's still it's still a hot thing for you. I don't know. Do you all like it? I Wanted to podcast people to comment. Do you all like that? Do you like coming on girls with spaces? You guys don't have a comment section. Hey, I don't give a shit what they think. No, actually we should have a comment section Well, then you two portion of this is yeah, yeah, do you guys like coming on girls with space genuinely? Because I've been with a lot of guys in my life like before porn and None of them none of them like that. But we do it so often. I'm sure you like it on the face. So tell me what what do you like about it? It the slutty aspect of it the dirtyness of it and when a girl is like come on my face. It's just like yes And I've come on thousands of faces. Yeah, it's like thankfully This is my job because it's one of my favorite things to do. You almost equally as equally as a turn on it could be a turn off as when a girl says Don't come on my face That's kind of gross Yeah, it kills a vibe. Yeah, I like I'll see you next month So to the fake ones don't degrade me. Yeah, but also That's fine not degrading somebody's fine. What I will say we we're all about Comfortability and freedom here on this podcast, but if they're worried about their eyelashes I kind of can't care because oh because we pay for them to get the makeup so that they can get come on their face. No eyelashes extensions not fake eyelashes. What do you mean? So there's eyelashes extensions that are glued to your actual eyelashes and they stay on there for about a month and the ninks right there And that but these ones I just ripped those hose off But the other ones are expensive and if you get if you get I've gotten come on mine before and if you get come on them You have to go back and get them all taken off and then you got to go to whole new set-offs them for four hundred dollars down the drain What's wrong with the shower? Because if you get them wet, they'll fall out You you have to wear goggles in the shower. What? Yes Pretty hurts pretty hurts Girls try to do goggles. Yeah, what what I used to have eyelash extensions, so I can't shit on it So wait, so here we just solved the problem. Yeah, today when you get come on your face Just wear goggles so that a you don't get come in your eye and your eyelashes can stay. Could you imagine? Yes, I can can we please do that? I would love that there's one seed in like a bikini and goggles just like Beverly can we get some Beverly can we get some goggles on set, please? Beverly goggles on set. That's a little funny They're on the way. I wonder if people have done is you think there's a porn scene with goggles on How long have you been a porn? Eight months not long and you're 21 you said you're college educated. I didn't start masturbating until I was 19 So I didn't know about porn until I was 19 so I've had a very small amount of time to dabble There's no point there's zero point zero forms with goggles on. Okay, then I'm making it happen Any y'all got hundreds of videos there are probably thousands of videos with goggles on With you name it. Yes, everything There's everything Making it come back with goggles. Yeah, there's a whole I think there's even a certain buccacchi's that like That gets the girl gets 13 loads on her face and she's googling for through the goggles Is a buccacchi and a blow bang the same thing are they different? No, they're I believe they're different because uh, what's the difference? Well a buccacchi is a blow bang and a blue paint or a blow bang isn't necessarily buccacchi What's a buccacchi buccacchi is come on the face Motor motor to multiple loads. So where do all the loads go on a blow bang? Sometimes you swallow Or you come on the tits She's a trooper. She's swallowing all of those men's loads. She's a trooper Yeah, well you said you don't swallow so I yeah, I've swallowed before And I would do it yeah, I would do it for scenes and I just wouldn't be like yes, I want to swallow your come That just wouldn't be me, but I would do it you prefer a cream pie. Yes. Oh, 100% All day without a doubt. So do you have kids? Oh my god no So you have a you go on this long page about breeding. Oh, okay. It's just a fantasy type of thing. Oh, that's cool I would love to get pregnant one day, but I think I might adopt honestly. That's fucking awesome Yeah, I don't think I want to have my own kids because there's so many kids out there that Need somebody and I would like to adopt like I probably a five-year-old, I think okay, so back to You're a doppler. I raised yeah, yeah Sorry, let's not say age. Sorry. I want to adopt a Okay, yes one day a person. Have you seen that new there's a show? I think it's on no no you haven't oh, it's what's called Adults adopting adults and that have you seen it? I have it's not seen enough. Okay, well it's crazy It's like literally adults adopting adults and I didn't even know there was a thing It's insane though. You should watch it sometime. Yeah, let's adopt our next guest Well, let's calm up right Beverly is the Beverly or Elizabeth Sharon Sharon can we have Jonathan Jordan to the podcast room Sharon Jonathan Jordan to the podcast room Oh, when you press the button you're gonna press it a little lower There you go. Yeah, you're missing Rebecca Jonathan Jordan to the podcast room. Oh, it's actually a switch. It's on a button. Oh, there you go Susan Susan Jonathan Jordan to the podcast room. Please Jonathan Jordan to the podcast room Thank you very much Brittany Jonathan Jordan Jonathan Jordan dude. Keep hitting it the wrong way. Is he is he switch Come on, dude. Come on. Come on. Come on in the green room. Nice right here. Come on and do There he is Yeah, what's up, man? Yeah, don't touch his wiener It's looking at me. Look at me. Yeah, don't touch your wiener dude. It's looking at me. Look at you I'm about to cut away from his wiener You're a little horny over here. You better pipe that shit down so you're a little too good over there So I'm saying you pipe that shit down pipe pipe it down So I had a free ball. Can I say you free ball today? I was free ball in today and then maybe put on underwear What a shame. I know. I know. That's okay. Well, here's the here's the thing We have to get some safe for work stuff. Yeah, which is hilarious because this is our work. Yeah, but I guess safe for work Well, this was on the So Yes, and anywhere podcasts are available. That's right. We're a podcast all available for this Podcast calm. We're the only pot. You had a great question before this scene Yes, we are the only porn podcast where we actually shoot a porn and bang the podcast bang podcast The man the legend Sean Wallace Jonathan Jordan Welcome brother. How are you doing? Pretty damn good. Yeah, life is good I can't complain Oh black guy America is pretty good Him and Kanye bro Killing it. Kanye is going crazy right now I'm not that bad You're super chill Super chill we've worked with you a bunch man. We love having you on set You got a good you got a good demeanor about yourself Appreciate it. Yeah, we took them out of From the underground Pore and scene To the what was your name before Jonathan Jordan? I always forget Pussy band the pussy band. Yeah, you better steal this pussy boy Excited for today just so y'all know I haven't worked with a new guy in quite a while And so like and like a good new guy and like you say like a new guy to you new guy to me not like a new guy in the industry This guy's guys like I get new dick today and I'm excited because you know It's kind of nice to switch it up sometimes right? Yeah, it's the spice of life You get it. I'm excited to see you don't want to keep the same thing every day I don't know dude a good ham sandwich Terrible mayonnaise sounds a little plain I think I'm very plain though. I think I'm like a plain bagel. Yeah, yeah, I'm not with cream cheese or I say with cream cheese because I like to get filled up So yeah, lots of cream cheese up in there. I think when I pictured upon a bang a podcast. This is it This is it those those those five minutes we just had Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, so can I talk about his dick now because you know, not yet. Yeah, we want to get to know him a little bit I'm not getting a dick. That's it No more talking especially about weeners fallacies cocks dicks. Yeah, this is joy. It's on his time all the earlier fallus Fallace how long you been in the porn biz Jonathan? Come November this year but 10 years, but for his mainstream about three years mainstream seven years On the ground on the ground candy called me Yeah That's awesome, bro. What do you like more? I like it both know it's they're both very different very very different, but you know Because like for whatever remember for what was I have him described? No, but while I was gonna ask him for watching porn, right? Like I've like underground. I think of CD hotels, right? And when I think you know whatever mainstream porn You know, just whatever nice houses mansions whatever could you describe that? Okay, all right Let's say it had evolved I think also when it comes to amateur porn like we start out running gunning you know in the um hotel rooms the motel sixes and stuff like that, you know But at the wild, you know, we're talking a little Arabian bees and stuff like that Get a little more fancy, but it's still running gun 20 minutes we've done I like professionals we could be here four or five hours doing a set, you know, so But yeah You like better Me yeah, oh um Yeah, just I like it probably better on the set than I did like with my own personal stuff before I got into the industry Because it's safer first of all and then secondly make way more money and then third of all It's just like you feel like you're in a good environment to fucking and you know that the people that you're gonna be with Are gonna perform good? They're gonna have great content with you. So I prefer the professional even though it takes longer Yeah, but I like that you said it because yeah, you're in good company on a on a porn set Sometimes like the only fans collapse I did I don't know what you did like different types of you did like real porn, but you know what The only fans kind of reminds me of when I kind of first started. It was just kind of Though it came in the corner and just go at it, you know me and I don't say as time going is slowly evolves But yeah, only fans kind of bring back some old school shit. Can you tell me what the underground is? I don't know what that is at all It's just We have time for everything Time for whatever you want to talk about. Yeah, I would love to know about you know, yeah, because they're just a rundown So let me preface this real quick We had a we had a girl come on who was she was in the underground for four or four years And then now she's made it very well It was Carmella clutch on a previous podcast So she described what her experience was within the underground and I hope it started in a way you could say Oh, so you know her oh, yeah, oh shit So tell us tell us about the underground porn industry. Yeah, I mean, you know in a lot of ways, you know We don't get all the credit because you guys do but it's a pretty good life as we do Yeah, we're already far as okay, professional the professionals, you know make good money But you guys we know how to sell it and market it We do testing like everybody else. I mean back in the days it was three days. Yeah, no, it's two like everybody else You know, it's really same old same old, you know, just don't have all the fancy lights and cameras and stuff, you know But you know, you know, we don't have all the pretty uh Make-of-articity on makeup or professional. Yeah, you know, so a little more gritty a little more grinder a little more real You might find a light stand corner light light hanging out in your frame of camera, you know Yeah, my favorite. Yeah, you know So you didn't you didn't have uh five mics and six cameras set up? No, no, no, no, no Defeat sliding A lot of time to be a husband the husband are like recording us and he don't know what he's doing with a camera. He's all everywhere It's one guy um You don't have to name them But what was his name? It was his wife and he got excited and he's there holding it Oh, not getting it all You know, so how are you not like what the fuck? I mean like no, it's kind of what you expect Yeah, and you and you already kind of knew that her husband was gonna film it, right? Yeah, I've done a few of those So you expect the the whack in it. Oh, yeah, that's a little different. He was whacking him while he was filming so like Imagine that that'd be crazy So was he ag- his dick was out some guys will go that far Yeah, that's true. That's a little crossing. I mean, I get I don't know whatever some to go that far So with the underground like porn that you used to do What was the platform you posted on and if it was the hub where I would figure you post your stuff How did that affect you and everything went down with the credit card processors? Is that why you do what you do now? That's my question. No, no, no Honestly, I do I do very well like I said you guys know I took up like three months of occasion. Wow I came from my Sale from my sites wow good for you. I want to get there one day. Yeah, you know, it's a slow grind. Are you rich? I can't talk about that But yeah, I mean you gotta be doing pretty damn decent to take off three months You know, I was I was like oh, I do okay Everybody on your own damn content. Yeah, that's true. That's very true. You know, and this you know, I just ask for you know Sorry It's super fun and it's the best thing you've ever done. Yeah He's gonna come on in here, though, and he's gonna he's gonna fuck good. So don't worry I remember when you were famous, bro Yeah, that's how famous. You know Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I'm top thousand I think Yeah, you do that backwards Yeah, yeah, I want to try something new he's done the cat dog on another on another bang scene. Yeah, what's your favorite position cat dog? I guess it could be yes Spooning yeah, I like spinning too. Yeah, I like the one also where like I'm upside down. I don't remember what it's called the Kyle driver. Yes, that I like that. We do a pile driver today. Yeah, like a good pile. Let's do your guys his favorite positions today That would be great. I would love that whatever you guys like let's do it so that You guys enjoy yourselves while you're fucking yeah pile driver and measure my favorite. I just like looking at the person You know the eye contact. Yeah, I think makes it better because Didn't the day like this is your work. This is my work. This is your work. Oh no, sorry But like this is all work, but it makes it so much better if the guy who like Is in to you, you know looks you in the eyes, and it's like I want to fuck you like that makes me horny, you know You like the intimacy. Yeah, so you're are you a love maker? Or do you like any I make love I will I get fucked, but I make love like especially my personal life Sometimes I just fuck on camera because it's a really interesting thing to watch and it's crazy and you're like, whoa But I do like doing the intimate stuff more. That's awesome. I'm intimate Yeah, it's just it's nicer. It's sweeter and it's more like real sex. Yeah, you get a nice connection And sometimes it comes across across well on the on the video. I agree Jonathan love maker Yeah, because you got three wives, right? Oh do yeah Wow, are you polyamorous? I was like he he just moved from Utah Oh He's my favorite Mormon Oh We talked about religion earlier man come on Are you religious? I'm religious. I believe in higher power. Yeah Something I love that you gotta believe in something. I mean, I already just live in the die. I mean shit That's gonna sad we're dying to live Yeah, you could just enjoy life. Yeah, that's why do I just love life But I need something to look forward to after anyways like a really delicious meal like a really delicious big cock Covered and smothered with delicious red rose hot sauce Red rose hot sauce dot com kick up every meal with flavor and red rose hot sauce dot com Spice up every meal shipping nationwide Pick up your bottle at red rose hot sauce dot com. Yeah, here you go. Thank you red rose Do I get to take this home? Yeah, I will make sure I can bring it on my flight back home, Delay Oh, well, it's 5.5 ounces. Do you think I might post a picture with this they'll repost me? Sure Yeah, if I'm clothed I'll take a picture of it. Please thank you. Yeah, that would be awesome I really like doing like the brand merch stuff. It's like the only thing I post on Instagram. It's best. That's cool Jonathan, do you like hot sauce? Yes, yeah, of course I do This podcast is crazy Well, we're going off the rails Whatever you want man, as a fellow black man, I agree with you I'm Blatino That's why you're good like caramel like Thank you so much. You're welcome deep like mollus look younger than me. He's 10 years older. It's really yeah, wow You look fantastic. Thank you so much I know I know I know I'm white. Yeah, I know I'm gonna try to be a milk one day though. I think I'm gonna come back. Yeah, I want to be a sexy next brandy love But I'm tall so yeah Is she? I thought she was like five six. No, she's like five nine five. Wow Five eight five nine. We need to work together. Do you know Nicolette? Do you know Nicolette Shea's he's five two. I love Nicolette Shea. Yeah, mm-hmm. She's tall hot I She's a cheerleader She was a catcher Oh, you played softball too No, I was back spot. I know I just slimmer to though honestly. I went to the California State Championships or swim in high school I was really good Yeah, I just didn't go to college for swim because there was none that were offering good enough scholarships And I don't think I personally would be good enough for that like I'm not gonna go to the Olympics one day So it's like what's the point? Well, we got a scholarship for cheerleading which yeah, which is like way more fun Way more fun and swimmers just hard, but anyways. Yeah, it's somewhere too Jonathan, can you swim? Yes, like I'm not stored by black eyes I wasn't no actually again. This is not a racial thing Somebody very close to me who I know cannot swim. He's black I don't know He's my very good friend And we've been out on the boat before and I see this guy gripping the gunnel like this. He's like Shakin Oh, you good? He's like When it starts moving too much. I'm like he might be black, but he was green Yeah Green purple. Yeah, there are a lot of colors. Yeah, how the hell man? Yeah, and not just that you know you live here in Miami your whole No pun intended that ship has sailed I guess I think you could still learn It's traumatic. No, he was petrified and I felt scared for him. I don't have that Yeah, it's a lot Kind of drowned when I was a kid and that kind of thing always That letting go Did we ever talk about so did I yeah, I had that you know when you're reaching out and you can't reach I had that I think deep down inside somewhere like you want them to pull you know how people just kick their feet up and relax Yeah, I can't do that as soon as I kick my feet up And I'm taller than any fool You know, right right right So it's like it's just that you know, it's mental dude. I drowned in a tide pool did you yeah, it found me I was just like oh really oh, it was three years old oh babes wow, yeah babes. That's scary. I didn't know it. No, you see that's that's terrifying Yeah, I still have a how'd you how'd you do that in like you said a like a little tide pool? Yeah, it was like I mean you could drown a two inches of water, but it was like six inches of water I still have my lungs still have fluid in them really Is that some of the fluid going out? It's virgin. Is that a t-shirt? No, it's a hankertrip No, it wasn't it was it was a t-shirt. It's a live-beater. It's a live-beater That's how we do it out here in Florida. Florida's crazy. Where are you from Johnathan? Florida for most part. Are you? Northern Southern Middle Central. Oh, okay, but you did you're originally like Caribbean right? Jamaica Are you really Jamaican? People from Jamaica. Oh, okay. You're not born there. Huh? You're not born there? No That's cooler. I go I go one in a while. Okay, which part? Kingston mostly Right near the beach. Boy Wagwan way I say Wow, I like Jamaica. So, yeah. You speak their language? His English Well, you just said some words right now that we're not English. Well, listen, it's Patois. It's all Patois, but it's easy. Way I say, what do you say? It's just it's like um, that's interesting. It's like redneck like I'm I do Like what? I mean, I do I go Well, I hit the horse track rubber What do you say? It's not Alabama girl. It's a girl Oh I let it for a little while so I know how to speak there. They have them in South, South Carolina. I got that's where my roommates from. Yeah, South Carolina They're even long and it's like get to the point. Yeah No, a little bit a little quick like quick and just yeah snappy. Yeah, snappy. That's a good one. Yeah Another another sponsored factoid by roadside triple x the largest concentration of geniuses in America live in Alabama Huh, maybe it's because they know there's uh the JPL the Jet Propulsion Laboratory is there Huntsville is uh is a rocket is a rocket scientist. Oh nice. Yeah, so Wow. Yeah, those make some more you know I wasn't the more you grew up Montgomery, Alabama Yeah, they still have a bust isn't quite yet They don't have public transportation If it comes you're lucky I think what I was doing like Things didn't get Jamaica had better public transportation than Alabama. Yeah, yeah. Whoa. Yeah, that's good snappy boys like go go go go Yeah, I'm about Missouri Busses I took the train. I never took the bus before sweetheart. I only drive my own car. Woo. I'm in love That's yeah, all right, miss Daisy. Yeah, I would love to have like a real accent like totally like Just like yeah, I would love that. I should have just faked it when I got important. I always think about that I'm like, why did I not just come in here with an accent nobody would know you could fake it right now Wait, you could fake the accent and that's it. Yeah, yeah, I should have started in porn with faking an accent Stupid it's okay Right, that's not well. That's what I'm saying like people like it Kay Hi, my name's Kay lovely sweetheart. How are you doing today? It's pretty hot. Let's get some more. It's good. Yeah Could you a some more and Hey honey, I'm doing I'm doing you hear this? Uh-huh. Does it sound good or bad bad? Now do a smart here. How they are sweetheart I was wondering if you could come on down to my little apartment downtown so we could do a little bit of sucking and fucking hold on One more time. Mm-hmm. Look in here. Can't wait and maybe say something else Hi there, baby. I think you're looking so darn handsome today And I was just wondering if you could fill me up with that big juicy cock Anybody else fully torched fully You like that? Uh-huh. Thank you Thank you, thank you. You remember threesome. Oh, yeah Wouldn't mean oh, yeah, I like threesome's only with I like boy boy girls I don't necessarily love girl girl boys just she hogs the cock honestly Yes, like it's really hard to get a girl that wants to like work together then work for herself Yeah, we talked about this before like the competition, right? Like there's a girls compete sometimes always and it's really weird because I really like girls So if you're trying to compete with me, it's like why are you doing that? I want to fuck you so it's like weird, you know But I don't know just how the industry at all girls are like that actually just how life is no Yeah, don't generalize on this podcast She's we're very open. Okay, very open some girls in this world. Thank you. Just can't That competitive competitive competitive very competitive. Yes Are you a size queen? I wouldn't say that I'm necessarily a size queen because size princess I Would just say that honestly I just like dick periods. So like I would appreciate a seven inch dick I would appreciate a 12 inch dick just the same wait wait wait you started out Seven yeah, come on. There's some guys around. I've never personally ever met a man with they don't exist Small dicks are they're like birds. They're they're not real The bourgeoisie is that what you're talking about? Oh, no the midici Hmm, I don't know that one Are you a size queen? Princess Are you a pillow princess? No, I'm a size princess Double D's and above baby Yeah, really wow love that for you. I like them in my face too. I like them just Like that into it. Do you spit on them mother in your face? I go I'm not a big fluids guy. Oh, I'm I get crazy I get crazy. Yeah, you brought a sex kit Ray like oh, yeah Little I wanted to know I thought it was a makeup kit. No, I heard no harder earlier when you grab that not a lot of John Then are you are you a ass man or a titan or pussy guy? I like both. Yeah, both man I got to have both to do an ass man, especially when a girl has both Yeah, and they don't like super big just like porcelain to the body, right? Okay. Yeah, yeah, I know big old balloons just Natural natural like our lovely Kay lovely beautiful natural gorgeous girl Thank you. Now. Let's see what you got here in your little lunch box. Should I present it to them like that? Beef jerky and uh, okay, this is my sex box and I bring this to all of my sets. So let's dig in guys So when you open it first I got my aloe little lubes if anybody hasn't tried this before it's the best If you have sensitive skin or if like lubes irritate you on the inside I would definitely try this for you or your woman's And then okay The next thing I have in here is my cum towel I got it from asked to slip forever They sent it to me for free And so I don't know could will they be able to read that? Please accept the towel okay Yeah, if you know the same I could see it to be back Please accept this towel as a token of my appreciation. You may use it to wipe your face and body I is that say a buyer I admire your commitment to your craft and I can't tell what those look forward to using your services again. Yes, I was reading that all backwards. Go me Okay, the next in my little box I have my favorite wipes. These are the always ones. Love those for my little coach And then I also have these ones too because sometimes I switch it up and I like these ones sometimes also for my coach And then I have this deep throats spray that I like to spray my mouth if they have a big cock so like What what is that? What's deep throats spray? Is it like menthol or something? I mean, it's like a oral anesthetic spray is what it says So like numbs your throat so when it's in my throat I just can't feel anything It makes your mouth go numb. Yeah, like a whole throat goes numb And then to combat that. Oh, I just that So to combat how this makes your mouth like all numb Then I take either one of these I have the cherry ones to wood and the tangerine. I've never been in a trim right now I think everybody needs to try some Well hold on. I Yeah, I'll try whatever you got here. None of it is drugs or anything right now This is just a mouthwatering. Yep. Nope. This is well how mouthwatering. It's like sour Well, this one's I have crazier ones. I have a ton of my purse. This one's only 175 I have one of my purse that's 250 wait 175 what of the strength 175 milligrams of what The mint I don't want to put no it's vegan and sugar-free So it's marijuana No, all it has is GMO isemalt Bahavedine. So that's the mouthwater. Hey, there's no drugs. It's a mint, but I'll put it in the mouth Try it, Sean. Well, this is what I take to get. I want to try the the spray too. Yeah, this is how I actually Oh, yeah, toss it. I'm a really big fan of sloppy blow jobs, which I'm sorry in advance because it's gonna get crazy I've got listeners at home right now. We're all taking there Wait, so you take both now you so you take the mint and now what is it so all right? That makes me deep throat This gives me the sloppy blow job you've ever seen you're like so For me, I mean, you know, maybe oh that tastes like shit Yeah, it's cop flavored. You need me Oh, no, yeah, you got it. You're gonna have that bag immediately That does not that's not palatable Actually, I'm gonna toss it back to you. Just wait till you start getting all the water in your mouth. Oh Crazy, huh? I don't like that. Don't chew it up to make it worse wait And don't suck a cock after either that's the number one rule. Yo, that spray is intense. Yeah That's awesome. Yeah, that's the best. I recommend everybody good, right? Yeah, pussy Do you ever smoke weed? How long does this wait wait No, those are not weird. I'm saying I take these after I smoke because I get caught in mouth So then it makes your mouth water and you never smoke or use alcohol before seeing everybody. I know I would never do that of course, you know, but my personal life. Yeah, it's legal. The spray doesn't last long I don't learn it. I think mine's almost almost gone the spray Yeah, but the mouthwatering one will make your mouth tingle a little bit. Oh, man terrible You got down that some people love them some people hate them. So I'm gonna go ahead and go ahead. Yeah, go ahead and top it I'm gonna call it a hear and I think it's so nice that you brought that for yourself and thank you. I really hope you enjoy it Yeah, I will I'll enjoy it so thoroughly and whenever you do a podcast don't share it with the crew, please But now you guys know that you don't like them. You had to try it to know. Oh, honestly. Yeah, I mean I mean, but there are certain things that I already know it all like But do you hate it? I don't hate it. You don't hate it. It's not the best in the world. Yeah. I mean, did you do the spray? No, I don't do the spray. I don't do the spray. Make it numb. I'm not deep-dirty anything Deeper her titties, but I don't know if that's okay I would love someone to stick my whole titty in their mouth. That would be so funny Are you wearing a bra? Yeah, I am. Is it see-through? Oh, maybe yeah Want me to get one that's not see-through? I think all of my friends know. I kind of want to just get you Yeah, let's wrap it up. I think I think for the safe for work people This is where the road ends right her mouth is ready Yeah, she's already prepped Lou, I'm ready to make out with you My beard and I don't think you like I know because you're gonna be swimming in all my saliva Do we pussy Lou? How do you pussy? Stuff get in your beard sometimes a little bit the stuff The pussy juice I just wonder like do you ever have a day where like you're washing it and you're like oh shit There's a little bit of pussy juice like From Tuesday There's a walk that comes around there like that morning after You're like oh shit Like I love eating bubbles Yeah, there's a lot going on I have a question. Yes, sir Is it nice go off to the more? Yeah, it was more sometimes. Is it good? Off to nice reminders like I love pussy. I love pussy. She was great. Wow. Yeah, let's go. You do the Oh You got hair Oh my gosh, because you are bald, but you have the best beard Yeah, I'm bald. I do you're not me just shaved for the look. Yeah, I mean, I'm literally bald I'm bald shaved head shaved head he's bald. Yeah, when did you lose it? When I was 18 yeah, I had an ex-boy from like that too. He lost his hair when he was 21 No, no, I would say it was like 26 or 27. Oh, okay. Yeah, he lost an important huh? Kind of yeah, you already had like the little bit. Yeah, I had a little bit of a swoosh And then I want to know what you look like when you were younger when you started There's Google I'm gonna look it up. Mm-hmm. He looked old. I always bring up this story like when we first started All right, this is the last story for free and then you have to log in. He first started and we did uh It was a teenage college scene And he called me the professor. He was like the professor of all that was like, you know 20 college kids. Oh my god, he was a professor. He was so much bigger. He was jacked. He was playing football He looked ridiculous. How old were you when you started? I was 20 And how long have you been in the business for? Nine years Okay, October is my porn anniversary. You're pretty young Thank you. I don't look it but thank you. I don't think you look old though I don't know who told you that but I'll tell you right now that I don't think I don't think you look old at all like Looks like yeah Fine leather article From the 1900s back in mind, hey from the 1890s, you know, you know what I look like especially if I sit out in the sun A florida orange All right, let's see this girl get in there. All right, so big podcast.com guys if you guys are not here right now We're about to start gaining sexual explicit and we're about to bang on the bang podcast And Jordan that you guys were tuning in pull your cocks out because she's about to pull her tits out Come watch me guys. Bye